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ThaMa Gebir
Gallente SUECHTLER Inc. The Ascendent Dominion
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Posted - 2010.04.10 13:15:00 -
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Think of it like your first ever PVP experience.
You may get totally rap*d (She screams at you and calls you a creep).
Or you may well win and get the loot (she likes you too, and she goes out with you for a coffee or more).
Or, (last option) she likes you as a cool friend, and you both go out together and you can get off with her equally hot friend that just so happens to be single at the time and is looking for you...
Or just be a gamer, make a character after her, then if she refuses to even look at you then pod the char repeatedly in the most degrading ways possible...
Now, where are my smarties again? ----------------------------
Confirmed heaviest member of RDEX........
Hah, no more hijacks here!!!!
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Epicbeardman
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Posted - 2010.04.10 14:18:00 -
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Ask her in public, when she's with friends or in a group, act like you've got some balls and didn't ask for advice on a goddamn mmo forum.
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Dalmont Delantee
Gallente Fidelis Discordia
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Posted - 2010.04.10 17:22:00 -
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1) Women are like men, they like everything we do (except things like shoes etc) 2) Talk to women normally like a human being and all good 3) Don't say you would like to put your head between their chest and gooo BLLLURRGGHH, doens't always get a good response. 4) Basically, don't be scared, if you don't ask you'll never know, and don't get upset if you get told no. Its their fault not yours :)
Take comfort in knowing that its probably some pimply faced twit, or 40 year old virgin, who gleens everytime mommy offfers to take them to needle point lessons |
Dalmont Delantee
Gallente Fidelis Discordia
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Posted - 2010.04.10 17:28:00 -
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Originally by: ThaMa Gebir Think of it like your first ever PVP experience.
You may get totally rap*d (She screams at you and calls you a creep).
Or you may well win and get the loot (she likes you too, and she goes out with you for a coffee or more).
Or, (last option) she likes you as a cool friend, and you both go out together and you can get off with her equally hot friend that just so happens to be single at the time and is looking for you...
Or just be a gamer, make a character after her, then if she refuses to even look at you then pod the char repeatedly in the most degrading ways possible...
Now, where are my smarties again?
Mate I would use the R word in anything relating to chatting up women, shows a complete lack of respect...
Take comfort in knowing that its probably some pimply faced twit, or 40 year old virgin, who gleens everytime mommy offfers to take them to needle point lessons |
Tigra LeMorte
Gallente
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Posted - 2010.04.10 23:37:00 -
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Originally by: Toshiro GreyHawk Prepare for the worst, hope for the best and get on with it. All you have to lose is your pride and ... what the hell is that worth anyway? Your pride and a few dollars will get you a cup of coffee at Star Bucks.
Heh, I love this, what a great piece of advice, and not just in the context of this thread. I trawl a few forums and communities in my no-lifeness at present and that's the best paragraph I've read in a while. Cheers. :)
To the OP; best of luck, and the folks who just say to swallow your pride and/or fear and just go for it are right I think. I remember doing the same thing once with a girl I liked back in high school and approaching her after school one day (while my friends were there & hers) was so damn terrifying, I even stuttered and screwed up asking her out (my friends laughed) and nearly died - funny thing is though she said yes. <3 You'll be ok either way, just go for it.
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Mutant Miner
Caldari Red Federation
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Posted - 2010.04.10 23:41:00 -
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Just become gay and then you won't have to deal with the awkwardness of asking a girl out
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Epegi Givo
Amarr Araja clan
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Posted - 2010.04.11 00:50:00 -
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Lots of good advice here.
Unfortunately, she wasn't there when passing in the hallway, and school doesn't get back in until next week . Kinda weird to want to be back into school.
But the really cool thing is that she is not one of those "preppy" girls that everyone crushes on stereotypically. She doesn't even wear slightly revealing clothing. And that is the exact same personality I like in someone. And while she isn't the best looking person around, (And I heave heard gossip from fellow people that she is on the worse side of the spectrum) but I still find her attractive.
I really like the PvP analogy, because every way I see it that is what it felt like. I will try using my PvP mindset, minus the attack everything that isn't explicitly friendly part. __________________________
My other alt is A Ferrari |
Desudes
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Posted - 2010.04.11 01:21:00 -
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Edited by: Desudes on 11/04/2010 01:21:43 Just remember, you can either be the ***** or **** the *****.
censors suck :( hopefully you can guess what I said.
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Blane Xero
Amarr The Firestorm Cartel
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Posted - 2010.04.11 01:38:00 -
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Originally by: Desudes Edited by: Desudes on 11/04/2010 01:21:43 Just remember, you can either be the ***** or **** the *****.
censors suck :( hopefully you can guess what I said.
Quoting reveals all. _____________________________________ Haruhiist since December 2008 WIP
Originally by: CCP Fallout :facepalm:
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Euxinus
The Scope
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Posted - 2010.04.11 03:52:00 -
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Edited by: Euxinus on 11/04/2010 03:53:16 Here, tells you what to do step by step;
THE MASTERPLAN
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Lance Fighter
Amarr
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Posted - 2010.04.11 05:48:00 -
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Originally by: Epegi Givo
I really like the PvP analogy, because every way I see it that is what it felt like. I will try using my PvP mindset, minus the attack everything that isn't explicitly friendly part.
just hope shes not wearing blue.. that might not go well with the higher-ups
Originally by: CCP Shadow Have you ever wished you could have prevented a train wreck before it actually happened? I need to stop this one before the craziness begins.
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Helmh0ltz
Deep Core Mining Inc.
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Posted - 2010.04.11 21:56:00 -
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Once you're married and have kids you should totally show her this thread.
(if she has a sense of humour ofc)
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Tallaran Kouros
Caldari
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Posted - 2010.04.12 14:23:00 -
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Originally by: Epegi Givo
But the really cool thing is that she is not one of those "preppy" girls that everyone crushes on stereotypically. She doesn't even wear slightly revealing clothing. And that is the exact same personality I like in someone. And while she isn't the best looking person around, (And I heave heard gossip from fellow people that she is on the worse side of the spectrum) but I still find her attractive.
Mate, *YOU* like her - that's what counts.
You go out with the person, not the superficial looks that will fade over time.
Give me a plain smart girl over a super-attractice airhead any day.
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Zedic
Amarr Universalis Imperium
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Posted - 2010.04.12 18:48:00 -
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Your first mistake is asking for "tricks". They're women, not wild beasts (sue me, I talk to them, and know their intimate details but I don't live with them LOL!).
They're people. Yea, they do think somewhat differently than you do (on some stuff and that depends on the individual) but so what? Approach her with confidence, be yourself. Know the difference between "confidence" and "self assurance" and run of the mill douchebaggery. Yea, some girls like douchebags. Those individuals are allowing their evolution and daddy issues to rule them - not a really good idea for something beyond a **** buddy.
If you haven't figured out who the hell "yourself" actually is, chances are less in your favor as most mature people prefer dating / whatever people who know themselves. Don't hide flaws, don't make excuses. Just ~ be. She'll either like you, or she won't. IF she does - sweet. If she doesn't, pick the pieces up and move on.
You can't behave like women are horses and run around with a carrot tied to a stick. They'll usually take it away from you and beat the **** out of you with it. THEN they'll come complain to me about your silliness and really, I'd rather get on with my life. I swear, if it weren't for us, you people would never get together (and thus breed more of us.).
Good Luck! :)
"Zedic, would probably, somehow, make it all blow up." - Akima |
BringItOnPunk
Amarr Freelance Economics Astrological resources Tactical Narcotics Team
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Posted - 2010.04.12 19:31:00 -
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Did you get her yet? haha this thread is hilarious by the way
Grow some nuts, nothing to lose =] plenty of fish in the sea my friend
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Dimitryy
Gallente Ever Flow Atlas Alliance
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Posted - 2010.04.13 03:40:00 -
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Originally by: 0bvious Alt .....chloroform ?
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Jack Blackstone > Dimitryy I hope you die. |
Alty VonAltenstein
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Posted - 2010.04.13 03:52:00 -
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give her surprise butt secks
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N Ano
Caldari Onyx Heavy Industries
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Posted - 2010.04.13 09:58:00 -
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Its easy just put on your Coolface and talk to her. Damn I wish I had me a Chimera |
Shameless Avenger
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Posted - 2010.04.13 10:18:00 -
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a status updated is needed in this thread.
OP: C'mon! tell us what happened! |
Marlona Sky
D00M. RED.OverLord
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Posted - 2010.04.13 10:25:00 -
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Originally by: Shameless Avenger a status updated is needed in this thread.
OP: C'mon! tell us what happened!
Apparently it was a trap.
Was pr0 bait. Now he is on his stomach biting the pillow and gripping the bed rails hard.
A moment of silence please.
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Akita T
Caldari Caldari Navy Volunteer Task Force
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Posted - 2010.04.13 10:36:00 -
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Originally by: Euxinus THE MASTERPLAN
DAAAAAAANG !
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Beginner's ISK making guide | Manufacturer's helper | All about reacting _
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Locus Bey
Gallente Anucaran
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Posted - 2010.04.13 12:49:00 -
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Working on the premise you are not a 45 year old virgin who has returned to college, just talk to her a little more. Ascertain if she really is showing some interest in you, whether that be as a friend or potential lover. Then, ask her straight up if she wants to do something on the weekend or such. Simple. Arrange to meet, get to know each other, take it as it comes. Don't go in with any expectations, who knows you may not even like her after getting to know her.
As Merin rightly put it, "stop looking at girls as some mythical creatures that are totally different from you (a pretty creepy attitude, BTW), and talk to her just like you would talk to a guy."
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dastommy79
Di-Tron Heavy Industries Atlas Alliance
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Posted - 2010.04.13 15:21:00 -
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1. Take off pants 2. Say "you like?" 3. Get in a defensive stance 4. Accept the consequences
Or see if you have any mutual friends and set up something where you both get to hang out and go from there. I role play ewok
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Epegi Givo
Amarr Araja clan
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Posted - 2010.04.13 18:55:00 -
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As I said, it is spring break, and school doesn't get back in until next week. __________________________
My other alt is A Ferrari |
dr doooo
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Posted - 2010.04.13 20:09:00 -
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What would your older self say about it? Even if it somehow turns into your worst possible embarrassing nightmare, it will just be a funny story you maybe tell down the pub a few years down the line. Alternatively, your older self may want to give you a kick up the arse for not even trying.
The world isn't likely to swallow you hole and spit you out the south pole, even though it may feel it could at that instant. These things get easier with experience, but you only get the experience by going for it and bumbling your way through. Just be honest.
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Rick Rothsar
Ghosts of Ragnarok
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Posted - 2010.04.15 10:41:00 -
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Just remember, your plan can't fail you if you don't have one to begin with.
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Darth Kasbian
Between the lines Terrebellum
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Posted - 2010.04.15 12:10:00 -
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No stinky pinky action yet then??
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Megan Maynard
Minmatar Tribal Liberation Force
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Posted - 2010.04.15 14:43:00 -
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Repeat the following, "Would you like to get some coffee after work?"
It's that freaking simple. Even if you hate coffee, drink the filthy trash and talk about work, if she doesn't want to talk about work, ask about her dog/cat/kid/whatever. If she doesn't want to talk about that, game over find a different chick cause she ain't interested. (Or get her drunk)
Originally by: F'nog
Originally by: Stareatthesun No no no ... Polaris is where CCP keeps the death star that will destroy eve when the servers shut down.
Thankfully I've got Interceptors trained to V. S |
Ultin Harvor
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Posted - 2010.04.15 15:47:00 -
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Excuse me, does this smell of chloroform to you?
Or if that doesn't work:
Excuse me, does this taste of rohypnol to you?
On a serious note; just something like 'I was going to go grab a coffee during lunch, would you like to join me?' Just something that will allow conversation between you too to get to know each other.
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Jack Paladin
Solar Storm Sev3rance
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Posted - 2010.04.16 09:50:00 -
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Start simple and go from there!
The lunch idea would be a good starting point.
'I'm gonna grab some lunch, would you like to join me/hang out'
As many have said in this thread, if she says no - move on to another girl and start your fantasy over again. There is nothing to be worried about! It is college after all. Just stay away from the ones that do social care. They has disease!
Once youve asked a few girls out it becomes extremely easy to take rejection. Imagine it like them saying no to not liking a band.
You: 'Do you like Rammstein?' Her: 'Nope'
Case closed - move on, it's that simple. It's no big deal ............... unless it's Megan Fox but the likely hood of that happening are as likely as EVE getting Incarna (yep, I went there)
Good luck.
(btw, any girls reading this wanting to know more, drop me an in-game message)
xD
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