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AdmiralFarragut
Dark Grendal
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Posted - 2010.04.23 01:47:00 -
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Edited by: AdmiralFarragut on 23/04/2010 01:56:35 New merc corp looking for contracts in both low-sec and high-sec
http://darkgrendal.com/kill/ Check out our campaign history
Available services
War-Dec
Counter War-Dec
Asset Denial
Scouting/ Escort
Custom
Contacts: AdmiralFarragut
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Erichk Knaar
Caldari Noir. Noir. Mercenary Group
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Posted - 2010.04.23 01:52:00 -
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Originally by: AdmiralFarragut
http://darkgrendal.com/kill/
Fix link might help. Attention to detail is an important skill in this business, but welcome, anyway.
Also, InB4InB4NOIR.
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AdmiralFarragut
Dark Grendal
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Posted - 2010.04.23 02:31:00 -
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Edited by: AdmiralFarragut on 23/04/2010 02:31:02 So I can't get it to link right
Anyways that would be a really useful bit of advice
So your gonna have to copy/paste it
sorry
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Iam Sohigh
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Posted - 2010.04.23 02:57:00 -
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Poasting here to warn potential customers that Dark Grendal are utterly terrible at PVP. I was unfortunate enough to fly with them for a period of several months when they were located in and around Dysa, in Derelik.
During this time I had the 'privilege' of experiencing their notion highly professional and competent PVP tactics and organizational skills. I present in point form with yellow arrows three case examples that are truthful and should show empirically that Dark Grendal should not be anywhere near C&P, let alone offering themselves up as 'mercs'.
Case #1: Shiftlessness Carebear rating: ♥♥♥♥⅓
When informed of reds through intel (we weren't allowed to shoot neutrals, because as their fail CEO once said "we are real tight with CVA, yo" or some such garbage) in or near our resident system, numerous attempts to rally gangs in defense of our turf were mounted. At that point their core of PVP pilots who were moments ago talkative would fall uncharacteristically silent and, after the fact, wrote laughable 'soz was afks poopies' excuses.
Case #2: Ineptitude and Irresponsible G-Bangin' Carebear rating: ♥♥♥♥♥
Numerous occasions allowed their ineptitude to shine through; as a group they were totally uncoordinated with no amount of begging or rationale with regards to proper fittings being heard, instead falling on deaf ears.
Practical Lowsec gang types suggested, pleaded and begged for: Jesus Drakes; RR BC; RR BS; Stealth Bomber Actual gang types used: ok i bring a ferox bcuz i has lasers
Case #3: Yellow and Lilly-livered Carebear rating: ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
For months they were terrified of a 12-man corporation in Dysa who would routinely hotdrop them and play station games; whilst Dark Grendal had the capability to crush these insects no move was made towards stamping them out, with the bureaucracy preferring to shuffle its feet and consistently provide excuses on why the Dysa insects should not be crushed.
TL;DR
Dark Grendal are awful, terrible, can't tie their shoelaces etc. Don't hire them.
This is not meant to be a troll, by the way. Merely a method by which I may prevent them from scamming unwary customers foolish enough to believe in their snake-oil promises of actually being able to kill anything whatsoever.
Sincerest Regards, Iam Sohigh
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Andrea Griffin
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Posted - 2010.04.23 04:07:00 -
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Originally by: Iam Sohigh Iam Sohigh strikes your reputation perfectly, dealing a wrecking blow.
However, that only makes me want to hire them even more!
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Kirra Liu
Echelon Holdings Echelon.
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Posted - 2010.04.23 04:19:00 -
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Edited by: Kirra Liu on 23/04/2010 04:19:48
Originally by: AdmiralFarragut Edited by: AdmiralFarragut on 23/04/2010 02:31:02 So I can't get it to link right
Anyways that would be a really useful bit of advice
So your gonna have to copy/paste it
sorry
Get your killboard link and copy it - http://darkgrendal.com/kill/?a=home Click edit on your original post and type "Killboard Link" Highlight the words "Killboard Link" and click the link button (The one with a globe) Right click the text box and select paste & press OK. ?????? Profit
Example: Killboard Link
Also, your killboard doesn't have a search function, none that I can find anyway. WTF is up with that?
edit: I dunt spel gud!
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PreZiDenT1
The Nintendo Generation Snatch Victory
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Posted - 2010.04.23 11:19:00 -
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I love how it says "If you are looking for a corp that helps it's members grow and works together as a team, look no further." on their killboard, and then "Applications Accepted by Invite Only!"
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AdmiralFarragut
Dark Grendal
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Posted - 2010.04.24 04:18:00 -
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Thanks to Erichk Knaar, Andrea Griffin, Kirra Liu, and PreZiDenT1 for the helpful advice
A search function should be running on the KB soon
At the troll: 3 months ago we kicked out 2/3'rds of our members and have been in a almost constant state of war with various corps some good others not so good. Oh and the fact that your to scared to post with your main just says good things about us.
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Mykael Skychild
Semper Liber
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Posted - 2010.04.24 06:26:00 -
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The only successful war DG ever waged was against OUCH, a newbie training corp that flies tech1 frigates in lowsec...
Kinda pathetic actually.
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Iam Sohigh
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Posted - 2010.04.24 08:38:00 -
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Edited by: Iam Sohigh on 24/04/2010 08:39:46
Originally by: AdmiralFarragut Edited by: AdmiralFarragut on 24/04/2010 04:28:41 Thanks to Erichk Knaar, Andrea Griffin, Kirra Liu, and PreZiDenT1 for the helpful advice
A search function is up
At the troll: 3 months ago we kicked out 2/3'rds of our members and have been in a almost constant state of war with various corps some good others not so good. Oh and the fact that your to scared to post with your main just says good things about us.
It's ok guys, I got this one:
Poasting with quote to let people know that for the record, the OP is a juvenile, and showed erratic comprehension skills when it came to FCing; he would often contradict his own decisions and usually would end up running ahead and dividing the fleet or some other disastrous leadership faux pas. Endemic, really.
Face it guys, you suck. This link quantifies that in grim, factual detail:
Subtract the shameful noob ship & pod kills and you begin to see something approaching a 60% efficiency. Frankly, it's an affront to common sense offering yourselves up as mercenaries when all you've really excelled at is blobbing unsuspecting muppets with failblobs.
Let's just say that I have seen with my own eyes how two Rapiers and a Vagabond piloted by 3/10 of their top 10 killers couldn't even tackle a Raven coming through the gate they were supposed to be camping. So you kicked 2/3rds of your members, but kept all the terrible ones from what I can see.
Good luck with that, shorty
Originally by: AdmiralFarragut Thanks to Erichk Knaar, Andrea Griffin, Kirra Liu, and PreZiDenT1 for the helpful advice
You think they were all giving you advice?! Again, the OP practically makes my case for me.
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Lightningshade
Caldari The Athiest Syndicate Advocated Destruction
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Posted - 2010.04.24 09:36:00 -
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OP deserves a chance to hang himself Iam Sohigh needs to find a manup star and post with his main
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PhalanxPrime
Caldari Dark Grendal
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Posted - 2010.04.24 21:25:00 -
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Iam Sohigh - post with main or you continue to prove that you are too scared of the ingame reprocussions and therefore nullify your own argument.
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Leonvios
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Posted - 2010.04.25 05:32:00 -
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Heyo :) be we good or bad we'll see what the future holds now won't we? Tbh I don't really care who you are, Sohigh is fine with me :) I don't recall who you might be but whoever you are I'm pretty sure we were civil and nice when you spent time in DG no matter how fail you think we were :p.
Point is were not trying to scam anyone, we aren't even looking to get in over our heads, we are looking for some small time work in the big world of eve, we aren't going to ask for your first born in contracts, just give us a shout if you want a problem taken care of without breaking the bank :)
think over the last 4 months (when we started pvp) we are at around a 84% isk killed to loss ratio probably pretty terrible lots a fail here and there but we will give it our best shot like anyone else in eve is and see where that takes us :).
Fly safe guys posted from iPhone with no intention of correcting grammer, spelling or punctuation :D
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Xiozor
Sons of Damnation MeatSausage EXPRESS
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Posted - 2010.04.25 10:10:00 -
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Confirming that Dark Grendal are utter lol at PvP. I can't remember the specifics because we used to do a lot of wars but the name sticks out to me and upon checking our killboard stats our efficiency was 100% against them. ----------------------------------------------- Mr.Kippling just launched a nuclear holocaust at third world countries! ... But he does make exceedingly good cakes. |
Selena's Destiny
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Posted - 2010.04.25 14:46:00 -
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Iam Sohigh... It's unfortunate that you were the 1st person to respond to this thread. Because your so called warning to everyone does not reflect the current reality. It's just sad you had a bad experience in the past, but you should just let it die. DG has reorganized and recruited new faces. We didn't change our name cause we didn't much care to. And for that reason... you are crying about how bad DG is. You are referring back in the days of indy ops and newbie training. That is the furthest from our current reality. The worst thing about it is... you didn't post with your main so no one knows anything about you and therefore you have no real credibility. For all anyone knows... you could be a past war target who's bitter and trying to discredit us. Will people believe you??? Maybe! Your intel is wrong!
XIOZOR... You guys war dec'ed DG and never showed up. No kills. And if you find one... it was long ago in a galaxy far away in some low sec gate camp or something. Check your boards or Battle Clinic again and you'll be disappointed.
Current Situation... DG has been in constant pvp and war decs for quite some time working to refine our craft and becoming so much more effective. We have our own style of combat and tend to be pretty good at what we do. Are we the best...??? No!!! Far from it, but we are out there getting better every day with pilots who love what they do. We love to blow things up!
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Zeta Zhul
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Posted - 2010.04.25 20:04:00 -
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Originally by: Mykael Skychild The only successful war DG ever waged was against OUCH, a newbie training corp that flies tech1 frigates in lowsec...
Hey that describes me. Might be an opportunity here.....
Originally by: Mykael Skychild Kinda pathetic actually.
Yep. Ditto.
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Cobalt Valkyrie
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Posted - 2010.04.27 19:24:00 -
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Originally by: Mykael Skychild The only successful war DG ever waged was against OUCH, a newbie training corp that flies tech1 frigates in lowsec...
Kinda pathetic actually.
They pretty much trashed Quality Control as well, tbh. |
Sorin Markov
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Posted - 2010.04.27 20:46:00 -
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Originally by: Mykael Skychild The only successful war DG ever waged was against OUCH, a newbie training corp that flies tech1 frigates in lowsec...
Kinda pathetic actually.
While this may be true you have to admit, this resulted in some EPIC lulz...
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Tiberu Stundrif
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Posted - 2010.04.28 05:48:00 -
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Edited by: Tiberu Stundrif on 28/04/2010 05:49:37 I personally observed Dark Grendal all but destroy an alliance of over a 100 members in less than 48 hours. Not -A- by any means, but Army Brothers Alliance was disbanded due to DG's "horrible" PvP skills. Only time and a continually updated killboard will prove to persons on this thread how things have changed in DG. In my opinion, for the better.
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Rico Naginata
MicroFunks
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Posted - 2010.05.15 01:43:00 -
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http://darkgrendal.com/kill/?a=kill_related&kll_id=950 HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Ohh Yeah
The Compass Reloaded
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Posted - 2010.05.15 02:58:00 -
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Edited by: Ohh Yeah on 15/05/2010 03:03:31
Originally by: Rico Naginata Edited by: Rico Naginata on 15/05/2010 01:45:51 battle report HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I saw that when perusing their killboard myself.
What really made me laugh were the comments on the Loki loss.
Quote: Qaotic: 2010-04-27 21:00:24 - how did all this happen?
Vorengard: 2010-04-29 05:18:18 - lets just say things clustered really fast.
dxrom: 2010-04-29 19:08:58 - Yeah, this is pretty confusing, how did things clutter, when only two people are on all of these killmails? <--- I absolutely lost it here. I was laughing sooo hard.
Vorengard: 2010-04-30 01:40:03 - we made just about every mistake possible, short of forgetting to load ourn guns.
TL;DR - Hire Dark Grendal: They can make every mistake possible, short of forgetting to load their guns.
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PreZiDenT1
The Nintendo Generation Snatch Victory
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Posted - 2010.05.15 14:06:00 -
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Chill on the aggro and humiliation fellas.
Good luck with your future endevours, Dark Grendal.
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