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Space Therapist
Hedion University Amarr Empire
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Posted - 2012.07.09 02:09:00 -
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Having a bad day in outerspace?
1m isk per 5 minutes of quality space healing. Services begin upon payment. Counseling services are rendered in the form of private conversations.
Group rates available! Hourly rates available!
evemail me for more details. serious inquiries only please. |
Space Therapist
Hedion University Amarr Empire
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Posted - 2012.07.09 02:28:00 -
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we also offer gift giving for pilots you know are having a hard time. You can NOW gift therapy services... and if you are a bit unothodox about therapy ...we NOW deliver exotic dancers to your favorite hard up pilots for a fee.
evemail me for more details. serious inquiries only please. |
Space Therapist
Hedion University Amarr Empire
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Posted - 2012.07.09 03:30:00 -
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business is starting off well.
exotic dancer delivery services is 10m fee+ 1m per jump for those in need. private convo's 1m isk for every 5 minutes...you can purchase blocks of time or gift someone you know in hard times that needs therapy...I will contact them on your behalf. |
Space Therapist
Better Days Ahead
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Posted - 2012.07.09 05:47:00 -
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NOTE: I will do the exotic dancer service in a courier contract !!
add me to contacts.....cheer up your friends who's losses need attention.
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Adoro
Reikoku The Retirement Club
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Posted - 2012.07.09 07:24:00 -
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The question on everyone's mind is, are you a real-life woman? |
Space Therapist
Better Days Ahead
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Posted - 2012.07.09 08:41:00 -
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I'm planning on being a psychology major. This is a legitimate venture for the game and for fun and practice.
my gender should not matter....though I am a female.
I thought about what I wanted to do in the game and it seems like it could work. |
shar'ra matcevsovski
Hedion University Amarr Empire
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Posted - 2012.07.09 08:51:00 -
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Adoro wrote:The question on everyone's mind is, are you a real-life woman?
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NoNah
Hyper-Nova
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Posted - 2012.07.09 09:00:00 -
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What voicecom would this be done over, as eve voice works poorly and ventrilo is a nogo? |
Raging YarrX
Station Exports
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Posted - 2012.07.09 09:20:00 -
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there are many psychology majors in jita local. perhaps you could work with them and form a space therapy union? |
Space Therapist
Better Days Ahead
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Posted - 2012.07.09 09:30:00 -
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I did not consider voice comms. Earlier I had to talk to 3 clients at the same time through private conversations...it was hard to manage...and they went over on the time for their issues. I only made a few million isk even with 3 clients.
I formed a corporation. I will have to see how it goes.
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Space Therapist
Better Days Ahead
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Posted - 2012.07.09 19:08:00 -
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Happy Monday!
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Space Therapist
Better Days Ahead
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Posted - 2012.07.09 22:17:00 -
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so far (6) clients served (1) exotic dancer delivery made...and one offer to replace an existing rl therapist for 100m isk an hr on voice comms.
I will devote some time to thinking about using voice comms for exclusive services. I have to consult with someone in rl before undertaking any such offers as well as look over the EULA before I move forward with it.
For the most part I have had courteous clients and I would like to thank them for their business.
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Shad0wsFury
Habitual Euthanasia Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2012.07.09 22:42:00 -
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I happen to know about 1000 turbonerds who will probably pay MORE than 100m per hour to talk to a real life woman on eve voice or other voice comms.
I forsee you becoming the richest woman in EVE.
As things are going pretty well for me at the moment, I will make a note of your offerings in the event I require your services in the future. |
Lock out
Shadows Of The Federation Drunk 'n' Disorderly
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Posted - 2012.07.10 04:55:00 -
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Try south, plenty of clients there. |
Space Therapist
Better Days Ahead
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Posted - 2012.07.10 13:45:00 -
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Good Morning!!
Monday was a busy and productive day. It gave me some insight into the types of therapy I might encounter in the future. I will list some examples of sessions that occurred yesterday.
(1) Ceo intervention- A ceo had lost some valuable ships and it was effecting corp moral. A concerned corp member contacted me to gift some therapy to this distressed ceo so that it would create a better environment for the corporation.
(2) Corp member accident- a corp member accidentally shot one of his corp mates 630m isk (he stated) ship. A corp member contacted me in order to intervene due to the fact the two had not reconciled. And there was some obvious tension over the incident.
(3) one on one- one occasion it was a matter of helping a pilot with some relationship issues. These one on one conversations can be deeply personal and sometimes a mixture of of real issues mixed with some pure role playing. Always interesting and sometimes difficult to resolve.
(4) Recently downed pilot gifts- coming from the person who took them down. I have some reservations with this service but thus far I am using my judgement on whether or not the gifting pilot is deeply sinister in his gift. My assessment is that so far they genuinely are expressing something to help their victims get over their loss. If a pilot does not accept a therapy gift they can decline and block me and i will notify the client who was providing the therapy.
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Space Therapist
Better Days Ahead
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Posted - 2012.07.10 13:59:00 -
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These are just (4) example of the services i provided yesterday. I am excited about this venture in eve.....I have a unique sensibility and talent for this (as I have been told in rl)....I am glad to make use of it in a community ..even if it is "just a game." There have been a lot of positive feedback and interest in such a short time.
Thank you...to all of those clients that were polite and showed appreciation for the sessions we had. i enjoyed them all.
For anyone that would like to email me with specific questions ....you can mail me in-game.
respectfully,
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Space Therapist
Better Days Ahead
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Posted - 2012.07.10 19:39:00 -
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Good afternoon!
Many clients for the most part have been referring me to other pilots and pleased with our work.
A solution developed for gifting pilots who are currently offline..... At your request you may remain anonymous for the gift of therapy or include your name so that when I contact them I let them know on who's behalf i am rendering services. In the case of an offline pilot... I add them to contacts...note the time of the session that was gifted as well as the client sending the gift (if they choose to remain anonymous ..it is noted) and contact them when I am able to.
It does help if you supply with an email with the details needed to perform gifting therapy time. With the name of the pilot.....how much time you would like to gift them....and any pertinent information that i may need in order to begin our session.....When I have little to go on...it takes a little bit longer ...but I am finding excellent progress with my work. In addition to name and details of your gift of therapy...it would help if you could let me know whether or not i could email them first in order to let them know that i will be contacting them for service. As stated ...a pilot does have the option to block the session....but this only happened once....after that time I asked the client if I could forward an email..so that they knew of my intentions...and found it successful. So that can help me if you are confident about the appropriateness of the gift. I did mention in an earlier post my reservations regarding hostile contacts. Please read that...the status of this service remains so.
Good Day! |
Space Therapist
Better Days Ahead
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Posted - 2012.07.11 02:00:00 -
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Good evening!!
My office is OPEN for new clients.
If I am offline during a therapy gift request email me with the information I need ....I will be using the above posted process to complete my task and will contact you when I have contacted the pilot in need.
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Boom Boom Longtime
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Posted - 2012.07.11 02:39:00 -
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I was lost and my mind adrift. Space Therapist set me back on the right path. Endorse 0/ Fools and their Interstellar Kredits are Soon Parted. -á |
Space Therapist
Better Days Ahead
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Posted - 2012.07.11 02:59:00 -
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Oh...with permission of one of my clients. I can post an example which was my session with him.
I am preparing it now.....he wishes to remain anonymous therefore I am removing his name where it appears in the chat log. |
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Space Therapist
Better Days Ahead
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Posted - 2012.07.11 03:07:00 -
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Channel Name: Private Chat () Listener: Space Therapist Session started: 2012.07.09 22:28:15
n++[ 2012.07.09 22:28:22 ] Space Therapist > hello n++[ 2012.07.09 22:28:23 ] > I need some space therapy n++[ 2012.07.09 22:28:42 ] Space Therapist > i see..what is the area your suffering with? n++[ 2012.07.09 22:28:57 ] > General space depression n++[ 2012.07.09 22:29:24 ] Space Therapist > ah..did you look at my bio for pricing and services? n++[ 2012.07.09 22:29:36 ] > I did wallet should be flashing n++[ 2012.07.09 22:30:18 ] Space Therapist > ok..well what caused the depression or is it not something you know of? n++[ 2012.07.09 22:30:31 ] > I dont think it was anyone thing. n++[ 2012.07.09 22:30:37 ] > Time away, new changes. n++[ 2012.07.09 22:31:07 ] Space Therapist > i see...well what is your vocation? n++[ 2012.07.09 22:31:30 ] > I get around. But mostly trade and wormholes. n++[ 2012.07.09 22:31:58 ] Space Therapist > hmmm...and what gave you the most joy when you were happy in eve? n++[ 2012.07.09 22:32:55 ] > participating. was always when i was with a group that had a goal. n++[ 2012.07.09 22:33:52 ] Space Therapist > where is the group you participated with? n++[ 2012.07.09 22:34:07 ] Space Therapist > now?..do they still play? n++[ 2012.07.09 22:34:36 ] > Yeah a few. n++[ 2012.07.09 22:34:47 ] Space Therapist > and you are in a corp with them? n++[ 2012.07.09 22:35:00 ] > Yeah. In a wormhole. Just making isk. n++[ 2012.07.09 22:35:23 ] Space Therapist > i see what is it people do in wormholes...I have never been to one n++[ 2012.07.09 22:36:01 ] > We run sites. much like the ones you would find in 0.0 systems. Just with harder NPCs. n++[ 2012.07.09 22:36:10 ] Space Therapist > oh n++[ 2012.07.09 22:36:50 ] Space Therapist > hmm and it has become boring?...causing space depression? n++[ 2012.07.09 22:36:53 ] > Come to think about it. I dont think its an eve problem, not much happiness/joy/pleasure around me these days. Its not fair for me to blame eve. n++[ 2012.07.09 22:36:57 ]> Yeah. n++[ 2012.07.09 22:37:42 ] Space Therapist > well then..if rl is effecting eve...i usually look at diet...like what did you eat today? n++[ 2012.07.09 22:38:29 ] > havnt. not had an apetite for weeks. usually end up making a sandwich sometime in the afternoon. n++[ 2012.07.09 22:38:47 ] Space Therapist > mood can start with what you put in your body...what the environment is like around you and such n++[ 2012.07.09 22:39:23 ] > that makes sense. n++[ 2012.07.09 22:39:24 ] Space Therapist > what kind of sandwich..is it the same one or do you eat a variety n++[ 2012.07.09 22:39:44 ] > variety, deli meat of somesort usually comprises the center. n++[ 2012.07.09 22:40:02 ] > lettuece, may, mustard. not a lazy sandwich n++[ 2012.07.09 22:40:47 ] Space Therapist > do you like tomatoes? cheese? lettuce on your sandwich? do you just put meat and mayo/mustard or something? n++[ 2012.07.09 22:40:54 ] Space Therapist > okay good n++[ 2012.07.09 22:42:47 ] Space Therapist > it seems you are on the right track with lunches..but my advice is to maybe add something like potato salad, salad, chips, fries..something else to make it more interesting n++[ 2012.07.09 22:43:03 ] Space Therapist > pickles even n++[ 2012.07.09 22:43:22 ] > that sounds like a good idea. n++[ 2012.07.09 22:43:59 ] Space Therapist > okay lastly...where your computer is where you play eve...how is it descibed if you would describe it n++[ 2012.07.09 22:45:09 ] > Its in my office. n++[ 2012.07.09 22:45:14 ] > by the window n++[ 2012.07.09 22:45:15 ] Space Therapist > is it barren, cluttered, a total mess...or kinda orderly n++[ 2012.07.09 22:45:23 ] > orderly n++[ 2012.07.09 22:45:30 ] Space Therapist > by the window thats a plus n++[ 2012.07.09 22:46:18 ] > only half the year. n++[ 2012.07.09 22:46:36 ] Space Therapist > do you organize it regularly? and in the space between to monitor and the keyboard ...how many if any items a between ihem? n++[ 2012.07.09 22:47:28 ]> I just maintain its organization, cant really think of a time when i last had to clean.Between the monitor and keyboard are 4 minerature tank modles n++[ 2012.07.09 22:48:12 ] Space Therapist > oh..how long have the tank models been there? n++[ 2012.07.09 22:48:33 ] > August. n++[ 2012.07.09 22:48:39 ] > Got them on vacation. n++[ 2012.07.09 22:49:28 ] Space Therapist > very nice...did your space depression begin after you came back from vacation? n++[ 2012.07.09 22:50:31 ] > I couldn't say. It could probably be called chronic space depression. I cant remember a time when I wasnt depressed at this point. n++[ 2012.07.09 22:50:38 ] > space depressed* n++[ 2012.07.09 22:53:31 ] Space Therapist > hmm down to the brass tax...my advice is (1) buy your least favorite ship...or least favorite that won't change your vocation...and equip it to do what you have been doing for a long time in eve...and (2) n++[ 2012.07.09 22:54:58 ] Space Therapist > draw a picture of that ship for fun at your desk.....as best you can and tape it to the wall next to the monitor n++[ 2012.07.09 22:55:30 ] > Ah, that sounds like fun. Thank you. n++[ 2012.07.09 22:56:06 ] > Take care. And thank you. n++[ 2012.07.09 22:56:42 ] Space Therapist > your welcome....when you are flying your new ship enjoy your artwork and it will cheer you up a little bit at a time n++[ 2012.07.09 22:56:54 ] Space Therapist > ty |
Space Therapist
Better Days Ahead
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Posted - 2012.07.11 03:11:00 -
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oh I'm glad it fit!!
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Captain Longstreet
RSK. Curbstomp..
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Posted - 2012.07.11 04:04:00 -
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I want to take the time to endorse this service. I contacted the space therapist about helping two of my corpmates and paid the fee up front. For one of them help was not welcome it seems. But for the other I think she really help him a bit with his super hero sex organ fetish.
Really she is not a fake she will contact whoever you want and she will give them space therapy!
Bravo for doing something funny and creative! I'll be sending you more work for sure. |
Space Therapist
Better Days Ahead
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Posted - 2012.07.11 05:55:00 -
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One additional note!!
with the new fee schedule...since my sessions are running 30 mins+ and are now 10m for the session (i am flexible on time and usually go over 30 mins). For the service if you are gifting a hostile pilot...if contact is not completed i will refund 80% of your deposit (8m isk). I think that is fair for my time trying to reach them etc....and they block our conversation.
to date I have had only one rejection for service. and one unreceptive to service. |
Degren
Dreddit Test Alliance Please Ignore
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Posted - 2012.07.11 09:15:00 -
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I find it interesting that a space is all that's separating you from The rapist. Better consult the chart. |
Space Therapist
Better Days Ahead
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Posted - 2012.07.11 10:04:00 -
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That's foul Mr. Degren.
Get help. |
Ashen Darksabre
Mimidae Risk Solutions
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Posted - 2012.07.11 17:22:00 -
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Degren wrote:I find it interesting that a space is all that's separating you from The rapist.
Hi Celebrity Jeopardy joke! Also, she already has a "Space" in her name. |
Hudzen Ten
Diva-Droid International
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Posted - 2012.07.11 18:33:00 -
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i would like therapy, I recently discovered there is no silicon heaven :(
But where do all the calculators go? |
Capt Willard
Section Nine
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Posted - 2012.07.11 18:44:00 -
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You should start Somer Blink Anomalous as part of your space clinic. A service dedicated to help all the isk-less addicts reduced to scamming in jita, corp theft and performing paid 'missions' for random agents just to feed their blinking habbits. |
r4nc1d ch33s3
MarketOwnz
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Posted - 2012.07.12 00:13:00 -
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Not hating on an attempt at creative ISK making - I applaud the idea - but someone should point out that in many countries, offering any type of professional counseling or therapy without accreditation and certification is a crime, even in internet spaceships for pretend money.
In many places, if someone were to eat a bullet and their relatives found chatlogs of therapy sessions to this char, you could even be criminally liable. |
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