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Muck Raker
Gutter Press
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Posted - 2012.07.09 18:04:00 -
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Recent reports have indicated that Blood Raider elements are active in the heart of the Federation !
Disturbing !
Capsuleer communications intercepts reveal a Blood Raider experiment on around ten thousand Auvergne citizens. The perpetrators were testing a device they called the GÇ£Appropriate SpoonGÇ¥, upon the unsuspecting populace.
Questionable !
The experiments consisted of applying a semi-liquid substance to the helpless victims, for unknown reasons. The substance was reported as being cold to the touch, and sticky when dried in. Chemical analysis revealed it as having organic composition, with several protein and fat molecules identified.
Inexplicable !
The ultimate purpose of the experiments remain undetermined at this time, although it is rumored that it relates to the Blood Raiders dark and mysterious religion.
Sensational ! Rumours, Wars, Rumours of Wars, Wars of Rumours! |
Kalaratiri
Skadi's Call Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
194
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Posted - 2012.07.09 18:06:00 -
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Now, I'm no biology professor, but I have a horrible suspicion about this article.. |
Benjamin Eastwood
Oshaima Exports
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Posted - 2012.07.09 18:09:00 -
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I swore I saw this on a tablod headline while I was scarfing dinner at the Jita food court. |
Morwen Lagann
Tyrathlion Interstellar
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Posted - 2012.07.09 18:30:00 -
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Kalaratiri wrote:Now, I'm no biology professor, but I have a horrible suspicion about this article..
Scoot over, would you? The gutter's got space for more than one mind.
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Kalaratiri
Skadi's Call Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
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Posted - 2012.07.09 18:31:00 -
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Morwen Lagann wrote:Kalaratiri wrote:Now, I'm no biology professor, but I have a horrible suspicion about this article.. Scoot over, would you? The gutter's got space for more than one mind.
We will sit proudly in the gutter together! |
Hoshisuuvi
Wiyrkomi Honor Guard
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Posted - 2012.07.09 18:45:00 -
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And here I thought the Appropriate Spoon was the name of a tea house on Oniteseru. |
Morwen Lagann
Tyrathlion Interstellar
312
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Posted - 2012.07.09 18:51:00 -
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Hoshisuuvi wrote:And here I thought the Appropriate Spoon was the name of a tea house on Oniteseru.
Nefarious Blood Raider experimentation on those Wacky Gallente revealed to be a Caldari Plot?
Oh dear.
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Amaki Mai
Redanni
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Posted - 2012.07.09 20:58:00 -
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Are we sure that these tests were not performed on Federation Icecream? |
Kade Jeekin
Masuat'aa Matari Ushra'Khan
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Posted - 2012.07.10 00:28:00 -
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The Legion of Spoon revealed as Blood Raiders!
https://gate.eveonline.com/Corporation/The%20Legion%20of%20Spoon |
Vikarion
Blackened Steel
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Posted - 2012.07.10 03:01:00 -
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On Federation citizens?
Well, I suppose it's only natural that those who claim to have better taste should also taste better. Carry on. |
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Anabella Rella
Gradient Electus Matari
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Posted - 2012.07.10 05:15:00 -
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I still say that green lipstick with your pale complexion makes you look ill Ms. Raker. I'd strongly advise a trip to one of the many boutiques in and around Caille or the salon at the nearest high sec station for a makeup consultation.
Oh, with regards to your story, I think you should research the term "flavor enhancer". Just my gut feeling, though. What you want is irrelevant, what you've chosen is at hand. |
Halete
Echoes of Korgoth Initiative
249
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Posted - 2012.07.10 06:02:00 -
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Morwen Lagann wrote:Kalaratiri wrote:Now, I'm no biology professor, but I have a horrible suspicion about this article.. Scoot over, would you? The gutter's got space for more than one mind.
I have no idea what you two are on about...
Inquiring minds must know. Dirty heretical mud-child, reporting in. // Throwing one's hands up in the air and crying 'cal-matar nonsense!' seems to be the new dismissive these days when someone is being neither relevant nor dignified. |
Rauour Engil
My Little Cynos
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Posted - 2012.07.10 10:18:00 -
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I think this is being misreported. I heard a Gallente merchandising operation took out a freighter full of Raiders gear and needed to figure out how to make some ISK from it. A short re-branding exercise later Blood Raider Essentials Make-up range |
Tarryn Nightstorm
Hellstar Towing and Recovery
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Posted - 2012.07.10 13:26:00 -
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Kalaratiri wrote:Morwen Lagann wrote:Kalaratiri wrote:Now, I'm no biology professor, but I have a horrible suspicion about this article.. Scoot over, would you? The gutter's got space for more than one mind. We will sit proudly in the gutter together!
The gutter is so beautifully egalitarian: Always room for one more!
In irae, veritas. |
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