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LUKE0THE0DUKE
Caldari UNA SALUS VICTUS Overloaded Alliance
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Posted - 2010.05.01 20:04:00 -
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On serious note,I think the SC and NC should put down their weapons and make a truce. Kind of like the bloods and crips did. They sould come turn in all their ships and weapons to me. I will get them to play basket ball together, and they will realize red or blue it doesnt matter, we are all human. Lets stop the hate and bring peace back to the streets.
Ya'll mean?
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NC DamageControl
Caldari Stellar Convertors
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Posted - 2010.05.01 20:15:00 -
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You're not funny... not a single inch.
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Poo Ka'hontas
Amarr Red Eye Brigade Elysium Alliance
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Posted - 2010.05.01 20:46:00 -
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What is that smell in here...
oh wait... could it be..? The banhammer is soon coming to visit Luke..?
Vote Cat O'ninetails
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LUKE0THE0DUKE
Caldari UNA SALUS VICTUS Overloaded Alliance
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Posted - 2010.05.01 20:53:00 -
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The banhammer huh? Okay.... Is it really hard to believe that I would like to see these to coalitions make a truce? I like to rat in pure blind and now I cant because of this war. I want pure blind to be somewhat safe again.
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Erin Davis
Caldari Black Limit Inc. Seposita Astrum
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Posted - 2010.05.01 20:53:00 -
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That southpark episode was good c/d?
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Eru Velari
Caldari Sankkasen Mining Conglomerate On the Rocks
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Posted - 2010.05.02 07:20:00 -
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Why cant we all just get along?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dx0Shn5Hvpc
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Hestir
Gallente Solar Nexus. OWN Alliance
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Posted - 2010.05.02 13:11:00 -
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If I know they are human, but I still like to blow up their **** and make em cry, does that make me a bad person? -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Yes! Kick down his sandcastle and throw dirt in his eye! That'll teach him to be immature!
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Ryhss
Caldari The Templar Navy SRS.
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Posted - 2010.05.02 15:49:00 -
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Originally by: NC DamageControl You're not funny... not a single inch.
You kiddin me? That was almost funny.
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Revisal
Amarr Dreddit
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Posted - 2010.05.02 18:33:00 -
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HOW ABOUT EVERYBODY DANCE AROUND IN CIRCLES WHILE HUGGING MONKEYS WHO ARE IN TURN CLIMBING TREES IN A GANGSTER'S PARADISE.
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Anton Marx
Caldari Warhamsters Against ALL Authorities
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Posted - 2010.05.02 18:54:00 -
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Originally by: Revisal HOW ABOUT EVERYBODY DANCE AROUND IN CIRCLES WHILE HUGGING MONKEYS WHO ARE IN TURN CLIMBING TREES IN A GANGSTER'S PARADISE.
Power in the money, money in the power, Minute after minute, hour after hour, Everybody's running, but half of them ain't looking It's going on in the kitchen But I don't know what's cooking. They say I gotta learn But nobody's here to teach me. If they can't understand it, how can they reach me? I guess they can't, I guess they won't, I guess they front, That's why I know my life is out of luck, foo!
[center]DESTROYED
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Nostradamous
Caldari Di-Tron Heavy Industries Atlas Alliance
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Posted - 2010.05.02 19:36:00 -
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As I walk through the valley of the shadow of death I take a look at my life and realize there's nuttin left Cause I've been blastin and laughin so long that Even my mama thinks that my mind is gone But I ain't never crossed a man that didn't deserve it Me be treated like a punk, you know that's unheard of You better watch how you talkin, and where you walkin Or you and your homies might be lined in chalk I really hate to trip, but I gotta loc As they croak I see myself in the pistol smoke, fool I'm the kinda G the little homies wanna be like On my knees in the night Sayin prayers in the street light
We've been spending most our lives Living in the Gangsta's Paradise We've been spending most our lives Living in the Gangsta's Paradise We keep spending most our lives Living in the Gangsta's Paraside We keep spending most our lives Living in the Gangsta's Paraside
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dastommy79
Caldari Di-Tron Heavy Industries Atlas Alliance
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Posted - 2010.05.02 20:24:00 -
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"word to ya mother" - Vannila Ice
I role play ewok
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Tibalt Avalon
Amarr Suck my Titan Swords Of Athena
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Posted - 2010.05.03 04:25:00 -
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Originally by: dastommy79 "word to ya mother" - Vannila Ice
I hate you so much now. Hardstyle Ambassador |
Slap Chop
Minmatar GoonWaffe SOLODRAKBANSOLODRAKBANSO
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Posted - 2010.05.03 21:43:00 -
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As I walk through the valley where I harvest my grain I take a look at my wife and realize she's very plain But that's just perfect for an Amish like me You know, I shun fancy things like electricity At 4:30 in the morning I'm milkin' cows Jebediah feeds the chickens and Jacob plows... fool And I've been milkin' and plowin' so long that Even Ezekiel thinks that my mind is gone I'm a man of the land, I'm into discipline Got a Bible in my hand and a beard on my chin But if I finish all of my chores and you finish thine Then tonight we're gonna party like it's 1699
We been spending most our lives Living in an Amish paradise I've churned butter once or twice Living in an Amish paradise It's hard work and sacrifice Living in an Amish paradise We sell quilts at discount price Living in an Amish paradise
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Rorin Cutter
Caldari The Legion of Spoon Curatores Veritatis Alliance
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Posted - 2010.05.04 08:12:00 -
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Lettin' the gun gun blaze on they ass, Gotta rip in them chests through vests Mack-10s, sawed off eruptions, got plenty ammunition No missing listen destruction I'm bustin' Cause I'm making that getaway, bound to getaway |
Komi Toran
Caldari Sankkasen Mining Conglomerate On the Rocks
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Posted - 2010.05.04 11:30:00 -
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They've been spending most their lives Living in a pastime paradise They've been spending most their lives Living in a pastime paradise They've been wasting most their lives Glorifying days long gone behind They've been wasting most their days In remembrance of ignorance oldest praise Tell me who of them will come to be How many of them are you and me
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Ivan Zhuk
Gallente 1st Steps Academy Fidelas Constans
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Posted - 2010.05.04 13:04:00 -
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Now here's a little story I've got to tell About three bad brothers you know so well It started way back in history With Adrock, M.C.A., and me - Mike D. Been had a little horsy named Paul Revere Just me and my horsy and a quart of beer Riding across the land, kicking up sand Sheriff's posse on my tail cause I'm in demand One lonely Beastie I be All by myself without nobody The sun is beating down on my baseball hat The air is gettin' hot the beer is getting flat Lookin' for a girl I ran into a guy His name is M.C.A., I said, "Howdy" he said, "Hi"
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Mya ElleTerego
Amarr The Hull Miners Union Gentlemen's Club
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Posted - 2010.05.04 13:12:00 -
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Go with the funk, it is said That if you can't groove to this then you probably are dead So wave your hands in the air Bust a few moves, run your fingers through your hair This is it, for a winner Dance to this and you're gonna get thinner Move, slide your rump Just for a minute let's all do the bump, bump, bump
Yeah... (can't touch this) Alliance Recruit thread Alliance Homepage/Killboard |
AbraKadaver
Minmatar Retribution Corp. Initiative Associates
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Posted - 2010.05.04 13:18:00 -
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Now, this is the story all about how My life got flipped-turned upside down And I'd like to take a minute Just sit right there I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel Air
In west Philadelphia born and raised On the playground was where I spent most of my days Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool And all shootin some b-ball outside of school When a couple of guys Who were up to no good Startin making trouble in my neighborhood I got in one little fight and my mom got scared She said 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air'
I begged and pleaded with her day after day But she packed my suite case and sent me on my way She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket. I put my walkman on and said, 'I might as well kick it'.
First class, yo this is bad Drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass. Is this what the people of Bel-Air living like? Hmmmmm this might be alright.
But wait, I hear the prissy, booze, whine, all that Is this the type of place that they should send this cool cat? I don't think so I'll see when I get there I hope they're prepared for the prince of Bel-Air
Well uh, the plane landed and when I came out There was a dude who looked like a cop standing there with my name out I ain't trying to get arrested yet. I just got here! I sprang with the quickness, like lightening disappeared
I whistled for a cab and when it came near The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror If anything I can say is that this cab was rare But I thought 'Man forget it' - 'Yo home to Bel Air'
I pulled up to the house about seven or eight And I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo homes smell ya later' I looked to my kingdom I was finally there To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air ..:: Electro-shock therapy ::..
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Slap Chop
Minmatar GoonWaffe SOLODRAKBANSOLODRAKBANSO
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Posted - 2010.05.04 14:56:00 -
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OH SNAP FULL FRESH PRINCE INTRO
MAD PROPS SON
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darkfuntime
Minmatar Dark-Rising IT Alliance
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Posted - 2010.05.04 15:54:00 -
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One two three, the crew is called BDP and if you want to go to the tip top stop the violence in hip-hop, Y-O
Time and time again, as I pick up the pen as my thoughts emerge, these are those words I glance at the paper to know what's going on someone's doing wrong, the story goes on Mary Lue's had a baby someone else decapitated the drama of the world shouldn't keep us so frustrated I look, but it doesn't coincide with my books social studies when I speak upon political crooks It's just the presidents, and all the money they spent all the things they invent and how the house is so immaculate They paid missiles, my family's eating gristle then they get upset when the press blows the whistle Of course the main profiles are kept low you temper with some jobs, now the press is controlled Not only newspapers, but every single station you only get to hear the president is on vacation But ehrm, stay calm, there's no need for alarm You say "go back" to your mom, and you're off to Vietnam You shoot to kill, come back and you're a veteran but how many veterans are out there pedaling? There's no telling, 'cause they continue selling As quiet as it's kept, I won't go into depth You can talk about Nigeria, people used to laugh at ya. Now I take a look, I say "USA for Africa?!"
Huh. What's the solution, to stop all this confusion? Rewrite the constitution, change the drug which you're using Rewrite the constitution or the emancipation proclamation we fight inflation, yet the president's still on vacation
BDP posse! I say: one two three, the crew is called BDP And if you wanna go to the tip top stop the violence in the hip-hop, Y-O
This might sound a little strange to you well here's the reason I came to you We gotta put our heads together, and stop the violence Cause real bad boys move in silence When you're in a club, you come to chill out not watch someones blood just spill out That's what these other people want to see another race fight endlessly You know we're being watched, you know we're being seen Some wish to destroy this scene called hip-hop But I won't drop not I or Scott LaRock Now here is the message that we bring today: hip-hop will surely decay if we as a people don't stand up and say: "Stop the violence!" "Stop the violence!" "Stop the violence!" "Stop the violence!" "Stop the violence!"
I say: one two three, the crew is called BDP And if you wanna go to the tip top stop the violence in the hip-hop, Y-O
BDP and me we step into the party top celebrity Say when we're coming to dance, we never have to pay a fee Cause that's where we got R-E-S-P-E-C-T I have this one wife, her name is Miss Melody I know I'm from the Bronx, she from the Brooklyn posse I tell ya look a little like this, then I tell you some that I Sometimes I got my gear on, sometimes I wear a hat Sometimes I'm in a Mercedes and sometimes I'm in a plain Sometimes I find myself upon the number two train Some people look at me and see negativity some people look at me and see positivity But when I see myself I see creativity So if I can create, well then I make some money Sha man, just put your hands up if you're out here gettin' paid Sha man, just put your hands up if you're out here gettin' paid One two three, the crew is called BDP And if you wanna go to the tip top stop the violence in the hip-hop, Y-O
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Homo Erectus
Amarr Evolution IT Alliance
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Posted - 2010.05.04 16:44:00 -
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Edited by: Homo Erectus on 04/05/2010 16:46:44 (Host Intro) Let's meet contestant #1 He's a schitzophrenic serial killer clown Who says women love his sexy smile. Let's find out if his charm will work on Sharon. Sharon, what's your question?
(Sharon) Contestant #1, I believe first impressions last forever, So let's say you were to come over to my parents' house And have dinner with me and my family. Tell me what you'd do to make that first impression really stay.
Let's see, hmm, well I'd have to think about it I might show up in a tux, ha! But I doubt it. I'd probably just show up naked like I always do And look your mama in the eye and tell her **** you! Hurry up ***** I'm hungry, I smell spaghetti, I'd pinch her limpy ass and tell her get the food ready! Your dad would probably start trippin and get me ****ed I'd have to walk up and bust him in his ****in lips! It's dinner time, we're hearin' grace from your mother I pull a 40 out and pour some for your little brother I'm standing staring at your sister, I'll tell you this You know for only 13 she got some big ****! After that, your dad would try to jump again And only this time I'd put the 40 to his chin! After your mom does the dishes and the silverwear, I'd dry **** her till I nut in my underwear!!!!
(Host) Now let's meet contestant #2, He's a psychopathic derranged crackhead freak Who works in the Dark Carnival. He says women call him stretch nuts. Sharon, let's hear your question.
(Sharon) I like a man who's not afraid to show his true emotions,, A man who expresses himself in his own special way #2, if you fell in love with me, exactly how would you let me know?
First of all, I could never love you You sound like a richy *****, yo **** you! But if I did, I'd probably show you that I care, By takin all these other motha ****ers outta here! I'd go through your phonebook and whack em all And find contestant #1 and break his ****in jaw! Anyone who looked at ya, would have to pay I'd be blowin ****in nuggets off all day! Grab your *******, and stretch em down past your waist Let go, and watch em both spring up in your face I'd sing love songs to ya, the best I can Get ya naked and hit it like a caveman Then we'd go through the beach and walk in the sand I'd throw a little sand in your face and say I'm just playin As you spit it all out, I'll **** your back Grab your underwear and wedge it up your ass crack!!!!
(Host) Well it sounds like contestant #2 is just overflowing with sensetivity Sharon, It's a tough choice so far, Sharon, let's have your last question And see which one is gonna win the right to your next date
(Sharon) Ok, if we were at a dance club, And you both noticed me at the same time, Tell me, how would you each get my attention And what would your pick up lines be? Whoever's the smoothest wins!
Ok, first, I'd slide up to the bar And tell you that I can't believe how ****in fat you are! I'd tell ya that I like the way you make your ******* shake, And if you lost a little weight you'd look like Rikki Lake.
**** that! You'd be jackin me quick! I'd order you a drink, and stir it with my **** And then to get your attention in a crowded place, I'd simply walk up and stick my nuts in your face!
Yeah, freak her with your nuts, yeah that'll get her!
Tell her that she's fat, yeah, that'll work even better!
Look, **** you, I gotta strong rap **** You don't want contestant #2 he's mad whack I walked into a bar, and there he was Standing on a bucket (eeeuuugghhh) tryin ta **** it It was a big ****ing smelly ass farm llama
Damn dogg!
How you gonna diss yo mama?
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