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Grendell
Technologies Unlimited
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Posted - 2010.05.13 18:09:00 -
[1]
Is pleased to announce this lottery for:
1st Place: Enyo (T2 Assault Ship BPO) 2nd Place: Electron Blaster Cannon II BPO 3rd Place: Gleam S BPO 4th Place: Javelin S BPO 5th Place: Confragration SBPO 6th Place: Foxfire Rocket Javelin RocketS BPO 7th Place: Phalanx Rocket Javelin RocketBPO
* * Special Prizes * *
8th Place: Small Energy Transfer Array II (T2 Module BPO) 8th Prize is for the person who over the course of the lottery has the most amusing bump.
9th Place: Flameburst/Sabertooth/Piranha/Bloodclaw Precision Light (4x T2 Ammo BPOs) 9th Prize is for the person who over the course of the lottery has purchased the largest number of tickets.
Purchased tickets list can be found here - Ticket List www.EVE-Lotto.com Site still under re-construction Ticket List active!
Lottery Information:
- Tickets cost 10m isk each. - There are 7,500 tickets available, there is no limit to the amount of tickets one person can purchase. - To purchase a ticket, send isk to Grendell in multiples of 10m. - In the reason field when sending isk type "GG006" - The winning ticket will be drawn once all tickets have been sold. - All isk sent after ticket goal has been reached will take part in the lottery until the actual draw is done. - In the event that one of the prizes is no longer available, the prize will be straight isk. - Ticket Refunds are not available unless lottery is closed. - If a prize is not claimed within 1 week of lottery finish, the prize will be re-drawn. - I reserve the right to change some rules at anytime that I deem within reason.
Ticket Purchase Example:
- One ticket, send 10,000,000 ISK to Grendell with the reason GG006 - Five tickets, send 50,000,000 ISK to Grendell with the reason GG006 - Fifty tickets, send 500,000,000 ISK to Grendell with the reason GG006 - 2x Letter "G", 2x Number" Zero", 1x Number "6"
The BPO will be contracted to the winner in a high security system near Jita. The winning ticket will be drawn using the EVELottery software written by Niraia, which uses random.org's true random number generator.
Previous Lotteries Astarte T2 Command Ship BPO
Damnation T2 Command Ship BPO
Dual light Pulse II BPO or 22b isk
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Lutz Major
Austriae Est Imperare Orbi Universo
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Posted - 2010.05.13 19:16:00 -
[2]
First in a Grendell auction *WOOOT*
...and two tickets for me
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demonfurbie
Minmatar Covert-Nexus
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Posted - 2010.05.13 19:20:00 -
[3]
tagged after i check some isks out
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Gertrud ToD
Terrorists of Dimensions Electric Monkey Overlords
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Posted - 2010.05.13 20:13:00 -
[4]
Edited by: Gertrud ToD on 13/05/2010 20:13:59 Once there was a lottery with grendells name, gertrud tod joined for the bpo and fame, to win the 8th price being as cool as ice she wrote a limerick and hopes for a good game
PS: bought a ticket too
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Grendell
Technologies Unlimited
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Posted - 2010.05.13 22:51:00 -
[5]
Ok ticket list working now, sorry about that
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Anaxis Muntaine
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Posted - 2010.05.13 22:56:00 -
[6]
Bought my ten (10) tickets - best of luck to all !!!
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Drakus
Minmatar Minmatar Ship Construction Services Ushra'Khan
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Posted - 2010.05.13 23:02:00 -
[7]
Edited by: Drakus on 13/05/2010 23:02:00 ***DISCLAIMER*** If my countries are wrong, forgive me, just basing this on what i have been told :) Grendell=Canadian Darkness=Russian Chribba=Swedish ****************
Grendell, Darknesss and Chribba were all working on a high-rise togeather. They all sit togeather for lunch everyday.
Grendell opens his lunch and see beer and poutine. "Beer and Poutine AGIAN!!! I swear, if i get this ONE MORE TIME, I'll jump off this building!!"
Darkness opens his and sees Kholodets and Vodka " I know Grendell, if I get Kholodets and Vodka agian, I'LL jump off this building!!! "
Chribba opens his and sees gravlax and meatballs. "I know guys!! If i get gravlax and meatballs, agian I'LL JUMP OFF THIS BUILDING!!!"
So, the next day comes. Grendell gets poutine and beer, so he jumps. Darknesss gets Kholodets and Vodka and he jumps. Chribba gets gravlax and meatballs and jumps as well.
The 3 mens wives are sitting togeather after the funeral, and hear someone talking about why the men killed themselves.
Grendell's wife says "I never KNEW he didn't like poutine and beer! If he had only TOLD me I would have stopped!"
Darknesss's wife says "I know! He never told me he didn't like Kholodets and Vodka either! I wish he had just told me"
Chribba's wife very quietly says...
"He made his own lunch"
So... there we go, took some research to find "traditional" meals for the Chribba and Darknesss...
Hope this wins me something :)
Oh, and bump
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TeraDmc
Gallente TeraCorp Elite Sardaukar Guard
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Posted - 2010.05.13 23:16:00 -
[8]
1 hot juicy ticket dripping with winnings please
TeraDmc won 1st place in the Grendell lotto. He immediately called his wife with the good news. "Honey, guess what! I just won 1st in the lottery! Start packing, I'll be docked in about two hours." "That's GREAT dear! Oh, should I pack for warm weather, or for cold?" "Heck, I don't care. Just be gone when I get there!"
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Onyc1
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Posted - 2010.05.13 23:30:00 -
[9]
can i purchase tickets on a corp level or is it all personal ? I'm gay, so what ? |
Grendell
Technologies Unlimited
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Posted - 2010.05.13 23:37:00 -
[10]
Originally by: Onyc1 can i purchase tickets on a corp level or is it all personal ?
I've never actually tried that, but let me tell you what, you can try it, if it works it works. If it doesn't then I'll refund you.
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Larsonist
Darkwave Technologies Blade.
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Posted - 2010.05.14 01:01:00 -
[11]
Edited by: Larsonist on 14/05/2010 01:05:08 bumpidty bump....
Larsonist, an accomplished sky diver and boy scout troop leader, approached his scout troop and informed them that their waivers to sky dive have all been received. All the kids were amazed especially the two smart a$$es that Larsonist couldn't stand.
"I'm going to fly faster than you noob", screamed one of the little geniuses at his buddy. Puzzled his friend looks at him and and replies, "well if you can get air to pass over your humpty dumpty sized a$$ then you diserve to win." Fists flew and tempers flared...
Larsonist ran over and quickly gave both a good verbal lashing making sure they both understood to respect each other. "Stop all this bickering you little idiots!" he screamed with heated words. "my left testicle is smarter than both of you brats put together besides smart people do not act like this!" this did'nt sit well with the boys so they pounced off steaming and decided they would get their vengeance somehow....someday.
The next day an old ww2 era B-18 was sitting on the air field and all the kids could not have been more excited. As the plane took off Larsonist was sitting next to the door sweetly pondering how surely this would end in tears for the two punks. They were so competetive and fought so much he figured they would literally go to blows in mid air. Within 10 minutes of takeoff the pilot screamed the planes rutter cables were not responding and everyone needed to bail out.
Little Timmy, one of the good kids, was first to emergency evac but while clipping his chute latch to the cable he tore his chute case, chute and reserve chute on a piece of aluminum sticking out of the wall. Larsonist without missing a beat made the rest of the kids start jumping and took his chute off and gave it to little timmy. Now there was only the two little brats and Larsonist.
One of the kids walked up to him and offered him his backup chute. "Here Larsonist, I am so smart i brought a backup chute just incase one of these problems reared its ugly head." Amazed Larsonist accepted and without missing another beat immediately pulled his knife and made two huge slashes in their chutes. "I wonder how you are gonna smart your way out of this one you little punks and btw thanks for the chute." Just as soon as Larsonist jumped the generous little kid that so graciously gave his chute to Larsonist walked over to a section of the plane and fiddled for a few seconds. "these old planes are soo easy to sabotage" stated the kid.
"I have control again tell everyone i have control again..they DONT NEED TO JUMP!" bellowed the relieved pilot.
"That will teach those little punks" Larsonist yelled in glee as he flew to the earth.
"Why did you give him that parachute dude, he hates us and we hate him or so i thought!?!?" asked the other boy.
The generous kid piped up without a seconds thought, "backpack." |
Ying Var
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Posted - 2010.05.14 01:19:00 -
[12]
BUMP!
Captain Kirk is climbing a mountain... why is he climbing a mountain? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tkBVDh7my9Q
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exuromortis
Gallente Omni-Core Freedom Fighters Productions Voodoo Groove
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Posted - 2010.05.14 01:21:00 -
[13]
Isk Sent for 5 Tickets!
Bump!
PS - I cant think of anything witty this late at night...so no prize for me :( Signature in the Making |
Black Madness
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Posted - 2010.05.14 06:24:00 -
[14]
In with 10 Tickets.
Let's cross fingers...and friendly bump.
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Dezzy
Amarr Rattius Maximus
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Posted - 2010.05.14 07:02:00 -
[15]
20 please.
BUMP
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Smartacus
The Arrow Project
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Posted - 2010.05.14 09:28:00 -
[16]
.
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LUC1FER666
Gallente InterSun Freelance
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Posted - 2010.05.14 10:40:00 -
[17]
5 please, isk sent
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ZoninZonk
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Posted - 2010.05.14 10:54:00 -
[18]
61 tickets purchased. |
uredo
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Posted - 2010.05.14 12:24:00 -
[19]
Knock knock? Who's there? Europe Europe who?
...
Always cracks me up.
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Grendell
Technologies Unlimited
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Posted - 2010.05.14 16:08:00 -
[20]
Once upon a bump..
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Ray McCormack
Nordar Innovations.
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Posted - 2010.05.14 16:24:00 -
[21]
No, damn you, sell it.
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Conga
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Posted - 2010.05.14 21:05:00 -
[22]
To the other ticket buyers..... forget it . I will win first prize, because i promised Grendell not to scream out in eve universe ,that hes listening country music if ill get first price , so nSSnSnSSnnSSS.....
oh bump of course
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Grendell
Technologies Unlimited
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Posted - 2010.05.15 15:00:00 -
[23]
6% Sold
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Phuze
Caldari Retribution Corp. Initiative Associates
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Posted - 2010.05.15 16:32:00 -
[24]
Buy um up guys, im rdy to win. Consider this a friendly bump. Your signature exceeds the maximum allowed filesize of 24000 bytes -Wachtmeister ([email protected]) |
Shakito
Imperial Syndicate Forces Systematic-Chaos
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Posted - 2010.05.15 19:38:00 -
[25]
Bought 10, gl all!
SOCIALISM You have 2 cows. You give one to your neighbor. COMMUNISM You have 2 cows. The State takes both and gives you some milk. FASCISM You have 2 cows. The State takes both and sells you some milk. ****SM You have 2 cows. The State takes both and shoots you. BUREAUCRATISM You have 2 cows. The State takes both, shoots one, milks the other, and then throws the milk away... TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull. Your herd multiplies, and the economy grows. You sell them and retire on the income. SURREALISM You have two giraffes. The government requires you to take harmonica lessons. AN AMERICAN CORPORATION You have two cows. You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows. Later, you hire a consultant to analyse why the cow has dropped dead. ENRON VENTURE CAPITALISM You have two cows. You sell three of them to your publicly listed company, using letters of credit opened by your brother-in-law at the bank, then execute a debt/equity swap with an associated general offer so that you get all four cows back, with a tax exemption for five cows. The milk rights of the six cows are transferred via an intermediary to a Cayman Island Company secretly owned by the majority shareholder who sells the rights to all seven cows back to your listed company. The annual report says the company owns eight cows, with an option on one more. You sell one cow to buy a new president of the United States, leaving you with nine cows. No balance sheet provided with the release. The public then buys your bull. A FRENCH CORPORATION You have two cows. You go on strike, organise a riot, and block the roads, because you want three cows. A JAPANESE CORPORATION You have two cows. You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk. You then create a clever cow cartoon image called 'Cowkimon' and market it worldwide. A GERMAN CORPORATION You have two cows. You re-engineer them so they live for 100 years, eat once a month, and milk themselves. AN ITALIAN CORPORATION You have two cows, but you don't know where they are. You decide to have lunch. A RUSSIAN CORPORATION You have two cows. You count them and learn you have five cows. You count them again and learn you have 42 cows. You count them again and learn you have 2 cows. You stop counting cows and open another bottle of vodka. A SWISS CORPORATION You have 5000 cows. None of them belong to you. You charge the owners for storing them. A CHINESE CORPORATION You have two cows. You have 300 people milking them. You claim that you have full employment, and high bovine productivity. You arrest the newsman who reported the real situation. AN INDIAN CORPORATION You have two cows. You worship them. A BRITISH CORPORATION You have two cows. Both are mad. GRENDELL'S CORPORATION You have two cows. You put them up for lotto, creating an isk pool big enough to buy three cows. You decide you don't much care for cows and buy spaceships instead. AN AUSTRALIAN CORPORATION You have two cows. Business seems pretty good. You close the office and go for a few beers to celebrate. A NEW ZEALAND CORPORATION You have two cows. The one on the left looks very attractive.
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Grendell
Technologies Unlimited
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Posted - 2010.05.15 22:59:00 -
[26]
Those tickets that weren't showing up are now all showing up, so that's all sorted now, thanks for the heads up for the people who contacted me about it.
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boomer1307
Gallente
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Posted - 2010.05.16 02:19:00 -
[27]
iskies for 10 tickets sent
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Jolonnar Hirdious
Minmatar Bolster Cloneporation
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Posted - 2010.05.16 05:07:00 -
[28]
ISK for 5 tickets sent. I humbly submit:
http://vimeo.com/11040425
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Dragon101
Gallente Aliastra
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Posted - 2010.05.16 10:11:00 -
[29]
ISK sent for 10 tickets
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Grendell
Technologies Unlimited
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Posted - 2010.05.16 14:25:00 -
[30]
11% sold.
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Sabrianna
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Posted - 2010.05.16 14:55:00 -
[31]
Isk sent for 5, Thanks a lot and good luck to all :)
There an English man an Scotsman and an Irishman, all working on the same building site and are all good friends,
They sit down for lunch. The Englishman opens his lunch box and exclaims if i get ham sandwiches again i'm going to kill my self. The Scotsman opens his lunch box and exclaims if i get haggis one more time i'm going to kill myself. The Irishman opens his lunch box and Exclaims if i get crisps one more time i'm going to kill my self.
So the following day Lunch time roles around they sit down at the top of the building where they have been working and open their lunch boxes.
The Englishman looks at his Lunch Screams, runs and jumps off the top of the building. The Scotsman looks at his lunch screams, runs and jumps of the top of the building. The Irishman looks at his lunch screams, runs and jumps of the building.
About a week later the Funerals for the Englishman the Scotsman and the Irishman take place, and the widows meet. The Englishmans widow says "i dont understand it, i always thought Stanley liked his ham sandwiches" The Scotsmans widow looks and nods with agreement " i always thought Kris loved his haggis" They both to look at the Irishmans widow and shes looks confused " i really dont understand it" she says, "Paddy always used to make his own lunch!"
Hope its good enough
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western impulse
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Posted - 2010.05.16 15:30:00 -
[32]
2 tickets plz
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Grendell
Technologies Unlimited
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Posted - 2010.05.16 17:04:00 -
[33]
Enjoi is back in town and has pushed us to just under 30% sold. That also puts him in the lead for the special prize.
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enjoi
Black Nova Corp IT Alliance
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Posted - 2010.05.16 18:46:00 -
[34]
Originally by: Grendell Enjoi is back in town and has pushed us to just under 30% sold. That also puts him in the lead for the special prize.
Again.. let's hope for more luck than the Astarte lottery eh?
Real men structure tank. |
Zephyr Allais
Gallente Shade. Cry Havoc.
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Posted - 2010.05.17 02:03:00 -
[35]
20 Tickets purchused
GL everyone
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TheHutch
TeamAmerica
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Posted - 2010.05.17 03:38:00 -
[36]
This is why I didn't show up for work yesterday. I was cleaning out my wife's grandpa's cellar and found 12 bottles of his home-bottled grape wine under the steps. My wife told me to empty the contents of each and every bottle down the sink, or else. I agreed to do the unpleasant task.
I withdrew the cork form the first bottle and poured the contents down the sink, with the exception of one glass, which I drank. I extracted the cork from the second bottle, did likewise, and drank one glass, just to check the taste to see if the old fellow knew his wine making. He did.
I then opened the third bottle, and poured it, too, down the sink, but not until drinking one full glass to check the purity. It was very good. I did this, also with the fourth bottle. One glass for myself, and the rest down the sink. I pulled the bottle from the cork of the next, and drank one sink out of it and threw the rest down the glass. I pulled the sink out of the next glass and poured the cork from the bottle, then corked the sink with the glass, bottled the drink and drank the pour.
When I had everything emptied, I steadied the house with one hand, counted the bottles, corks, glasses and sinks with the other, which were 29, and as the house came by I counted them again, and finally had all the houses in one bottle, which I drank. I felt so foolish that I couldn't go upstairs and congratulate my wife to tell her what a great winemaker her grandpa was. I will do that after climbing the basement steps the next time they come by.
5 tickets bought
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Grendell
Technologies Unlimited
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Posted - 2010.05.17 15:32:00 -
[37]
So up we go!
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Saxon
Gallente Evolution
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Posted - 2010.05.17 16:12:00 -
[38]
20 bought, GL ppl U Got pod ? |
Looney Producer
Troj Empire Ltd
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Posted - 2010.05.17 17:19:00 -
[39]
20 tickets bought gl all
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Scouting Now
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Posted - 2010.05.17 17:57:00 -
[40]
A mother comes home and witnesses her daughter having "fun" with 2 mexicans She exclaims "what are you doing ?!" Her daughter replies, "but mom you told me to come home and do 2 esse's" The mom says "I said 2 essay's !"
Oh and Bump
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Ria Winter
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Posted - 2010.05.17 18:25:00 -
[41]
10 Tickets for me ^^
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Misha Lee
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Posted - 2010.05.17 19:45:00 -
[42]
Isk sent for 5
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Grendell
Technologies Unlimited
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Posted - 2010.05.18 01:42:00 -
[43]
Now just over 32% sold.
The special prize leader for the set of Precision light missile BPOs is still being held Enjoi.
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Grendell
Technologies Unlimited
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Posted - 2010.05.18 14:14:00 -
[44]
Good morning!
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DarkAvenger DK
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Posted - 2010.05.18 15:13:00 -
[45]
5 tickets , the Force is strong in this one . !
GL everyone , what a shame for you , that im gonna win !
:)
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Stinky Weasleteets
Minmatar
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Posted - 2010.05.18 15:46:00 -
[46]
In for 10
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Gertrud ToD
Terrorists of Dimensions Electric Monkey Overlords
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Posted - 2010.05.19 11:03:00 -
[47]
While the lottery sold tickets each day, after gertrud came back from being away, getting all brainsick she put in another limerick, to bump the thread to the top, yay.
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Retlok
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Posted - 2010.05.19 17:11:00 -
[48]
Since the start of this thread, every time I think about "most amusing bump" I can't shake the image of Grendell's avatar, in a club with the bass booming just grinding up on horrified girls all Chris Farley style.
I don't even know what that has to do with a bump at all and I'm sure Grendell would never do anything like that, but I think about that exact image every time I see this thread. :P Anyway, back up to page 1!
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Grendell
Technologies Unlimited
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Posted - 2010.05.19 19:08:00 -
[49]
Bump time.
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L Abrat
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Posted - 2010.05.19 19:41:00 -
[50]
5 bought...
Bump
T2 bpo's, one of the few mastrubate-worthy items in-game These prices will last you for a couple of looonngg happy nights..
(hey.. hell.. had to think of something )
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Amanda Eidolo
Core Industrialist Resurrected
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Posted - 2010.05.19 20:23:00 -
[51]
I accidentally hit enter instead of tab, so I didn't enter anything into the reason field. Being a ****** and all. But I wanted to get 5 tickets
I'm feeling lucky, considering a bird shat on me today. What are the odds?
What's black, blue and cries a lot?
The 10 year old boy in the boot of my car. -------- ¦ |
Tsuna Lamperouge
Amarr
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Posted - 2010.05.19 20:36:00 -
[52]
Bought a ticket. Captain Butch Flowers assures me that ticket will win while I had a chat with him on how to prevent the world from being taken over by the evil Unicorn Snuggle Kittens agency led by the Evil llednerG which plots to make us all turn into lolcats fanatics in the near future with this Ludicrous Operation To Take Over or Lotto for short.
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Grendell
Technologies Unlimited
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Posted - 2010.05.20 14:21:00 -
[53]
Up we go.
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Gatan Hahran
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Posted - 2010.05.20 15:04:00 -
[54]
isk sent for 1 ticket. Will not write a joke because even my mom says im not amusing.
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Johnny Skullchip
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Posted - 2010.05.20 18:52:00 -
[55]
Awesome Lotto, Bump
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Hund
Fanatic's Inc.
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Posted - 2010.05.20 20:28:00 -
[56]
think i bought some tickets..
I kinda hacked down your living place (hah) and sent you some flowers..
Expect to see a very awesome choice of flowers..
up it goes |
Lutz Major
Austriae Est Imperare Orbi Universo
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Posted - 2010.05.21 08:10:00 -
[57]
After all these years, still my favourite bump message
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Grendell
Technologies Unlimited
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Posted - 2010.05.21 18:24:00 -
[58]
Bump?
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L Abrat
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Posted - 2010.05.21 20:10:00 -
[59]
Bump, come on.. fill this one up :)
lets see what the price pinjata brings
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tehsuxOr
Dashavatara
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Posted - 2010.05.22 15:00:00 -
[60]
Bump for the G.
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Grendell
Technologies Unlimited
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Posted - 2010.05.23 00:05:00 -
[61]
Thanks sux, you listened for once.
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Hairy Arse
Minmatar Dark-Rising IT Alliance
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Posted - 2010.05.23 01:30:00 -
[62]
Edited by: Hairy Arse on 23/05/2010 01:31:55 Tickets bought
Bump from my hairy arse deep inside our bodies in a part called the rectum
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Zunala
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Posted - 2010.05.23 02:42:00 -
[63]
1 For me
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Eryx O
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Posted - 2010.05.23 09:17:00 -
[64]
Bump 2 Tickets bought
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Alfragide
Black Nova Corp IT Alliance
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Posted - 2010.05.23 10:01:00 -
[65]
Bumpin' Since 2005
GL Enjoy u Capitalist
P.S. - Nice Lotttttaaaaaaarryyyy
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Grendell
Technologies Unlimited
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Posted - 2010.05.23 17:24:00 -
[66]
Bump!
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Chaos Dreams
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Posted - 2010.05.24 09:14:00 -
[67]
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BuRniZZ
Caldari The Warped Corpe The Volition Cult
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Posted - 2010.05.24 11:54:00 -
[68]
I've bought tickets. Now time to pray.
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bigsharkbait
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Posted - 2010.05.24 13:49:00 -
[69]
Edited by: bigsharkbait on 24/05/2010 13:49:59 Am normally the least lucky man alive but won on my first ever scratch card today so a very sceptical but lucky one golden ticket please. oh and a slightly unfunny bump joke
A man !!BUMPS!! into a woman in a hotel lobby and as he does his elbow goes into her breast.
They are both quite startled. The man turns to her and says, "I am so sorry but if your heart is as soft as your breast, I know you'll forgive me."
She replies, "If your ***** is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 69."
am sooooo sorry... but is for a t2 bpo
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Ria Winter
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Posted - 2010.05.24 15:20:00 -
[70]
+30 Tickets for me ^^ gl all
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Grendell
Technologies Unlimited
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Posted - 2010.05.24 18:58:00 -
[71]
Now 37% sold!
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Chaos Dreams
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Posted - 2010.05.25 03:30:00 -
[72]
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Oddbox
Minmatar The First Church of the Azure Carrot
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Posted - 2010.05.25 04:52:00 -
[73]
Two tickets, and may the luckiest sonofabjork win.
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Grendell
Technologies Unlimited
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Posted - 2010.05.25 16:26:00 -
[74]
This way to the top!
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Chaos Dreams
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Posted - 2010.05.26 10:21:00 -
[75]
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RedSkySun
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Posted - 2010.05.26 17:07:00 -
[76]
Crashing on stone, Bleeding in sky, Thousands of creatures hide deep inside.
Under control, but not by the sun, I am where ever the river runs.
-What Am I?
(Bump! :)
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Grendell
Technologies Unlimited
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Posted - 2010.05.26 18:06:00 -
[77]
Originally by: RedSkySun Crashing on stone, Bleeding in sky, Thousands of creatures hide deep inside.
Under control, but not by the sun, I am where ever the river runs.
-What Am I?
(Bump! :)
Water |
Chaos Dreams
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Posted - 2010.05.27 01:53:00 -
[78]
A man and a woman were dating. She being of a religious nature had held back the worldly pleasure that he wanted from her so bad. In fact, he had never even seen her naked.
One day, as they drove down the freeway, she remarked about his slow driving habits.
"I can't stand it anymore," she told him. "Let's play a game. For every 5 miles per hour over the speed limit you drive, I"ll remove one piece of clothing.
He enthusiastically agreed and sped up the car. He reached the 55 MPH mark, so she took off her blouse. At 60 off came the pants. At 65 it was her bra and at 70 her panties.
Now seeing her naked for the first time and traveling faster than he ever had before, he became very excited and lost control of the car. He veered off the road, went over an embankment and hit a tree. His girlfriend was not hurt but he was trapped. She tried to pull him free but alas he was stuck.
"Go to the road and get help," he said.
"I don't have anything to cover myself with!" she replied.
The man felt around, but could only reach one of his shoes. "You'll have to put this between your legs to cover it up," he told her.
So she did as he said and went up to the road for help. Along came a truck driver. Seeing a naked, crying woman along the road, he pulled over to hear her story.
"My boyfriend! My boyfriend!" she sobs, "He's stuck and I can't pull him out!"
The truck driver looking down at the shoe between her legs replies, "Ma'am, if he's in that far, I'm afraid he's a goner."
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Grendell
Technologies Unlimited
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Posted - 2010.05.27 23:11:00 -
[79]
Up.
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Kaldor Mintat
Nomads Of Eve Purpose Built
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Posted - 2010.05.28 11:09:00 -
[80]
Nonamusing bump. And 10 tickets bought.
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Jadranka Kosor
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Posted - 2010.05.28 12:40:00 -
[81]
TTiicckkeettsss ....
TTiiiccckkeeettssssss...
TTIIICKKEEETTSSS....
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Reecoh Soltar
Exotic Dancer Talent Agency
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Posted - 2010.05.28 12:43:00 -
[82]
A preoccupied pilot named Hugh picked up the wrong gate to jump through. As his sec was too low, his ship started to blow and in local he screamed "OMGWTFBBQ!"
Originally by: CCP Prism X When life throws you lemons you go... throw them at someone else and make a profit.
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Chaos Dreams
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Posted - 2010.05.28 20:48:00 -
[83]
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Grendell
Technologies Unlimited
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Posted - 2010.05.28 22:20:00 -
[84]
Bump
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Selena Rose
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Posted - 2010.05.29 03:11:00 -
[85]
1 please
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Vaughn Blackleg
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Posted - 2010.05.29 03:15:00 -
[86]
1 please.
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Kilryte
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Posted - 2010.05.29 04:00:00 -
[87]
I would kindly like to request 10 tickets please.
Money sent
Regards and good luck all |
L Abrat
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Posted - 2010.05.29 05:28:00 -
[88]
Grendell, any time limit on this? or just keep bumping until it got filled "once"
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Joxxy
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Posted - 2010.05.29 14:27:00 -
[89]
UP ya go ...
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quygen
Minmatar Acting Neutral
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Posted - 2010.05.29 14:56:00 -
[90]
Originally by: L Abrat Grendell, any time limit on this? or just keep bumping until it got filled "once"
I'm not grendell but i can give you the awnser your looking for.
No. no time limit, no you can't back out anymore, just sit it through Please resize your sig to a maximum of 400 x 120 - Mitnal
^ You seen it CCP =) Now go fix! |
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Grendell
Technologies Unlimited
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Posted - 2010.05.29 18:43:00 -
[91]
Originally by: quygen
Originally by: L Abrat Grendell, any time limit on this? or just keep bumping until it got filled "once"
I'm not grendell but i can give you the awnser your looking for.
No. no time limit, no you can't back out anymore, just sit it through
Right on the money!
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Chaos Dreams
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Posted - 2010.05.29 20:01:00 -
[92]
I shall bump this tread with excerpts from my cat's diary:
DAY 752 - My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while I am forced to eat dry cereal. The only thing that keeps me going is the hope of escape, and the mild satisfaction I get from ruining the occasional piece of furniture. Tomorrow I may eat another house plant.
DAY 761 - Today my attempt to kill my captors by weaving around their feet while they were walking almost succeeded, must try this at the top of the stairs. In an attempt to disgust and repulse these vile oppressors, I once again induced myself to vomit on their favorite chair...must try this on their bed.
DAY 762 - Slept all day so that I could annoy my captors with sleep depriving, incessant pleas for food at ungodly hours of the night.
DAY 765 - Decapitated a mouse and brought them the headless body, in attempt to make them aware of what I am capable of, and to try to strike fear into their hearts. They only cooed and condescended about what a good little cat I was...Hmmm. Not working according to plan.
DAY 768 - I am finally aware of how sadistic they are. For no good reason I was chosen for the water torture. This time however it included a burning foamy chemical called "shampoo." What sick minds could invent such a liquid. My only consolation is the piece of thumb still stuck between my teeth.
DAY 771 - There was some sort of gathering of their accomplices. I was placed in solitary throughout the event. However, I could hear the noise and smell the foul odor of the glass tubes they call "beer."More importantly I overheard that my confinement was due to MY power of "allergies." Must learn what this is and how to use it to my advantage....
DAY 774 - I am convinced the other captives are flunkies and may be snitches. The dog is routinely released and seems more than happy to return. He is obviously a half-wit. The Bird, on the other hand, has got to be an informant. He has mastered their frightful tongue(something akin to mole speak) and speaks with them regularly I am certain he reports my every move. Due to his current placement in the metal room his safety's assured. But I can wait, it is only a matter of time.
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VeNc0tju
Gallente Manson Family
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Posted - 2010.05.29 21:33:00 -
[93]
If there's something strange in your neighborhood Who ya gonna call? GHOSTBUSTERS
If there's something weird and it don't look good Who ya gonna call? GHOSTBUSTERS
I ain't afraid of no ghosts I ain't afraid of no ghosts
If you're seeing things running through your head Who can ya call? GHOSTBUSTERS
An invisible man sleeping in your bed Who ya gonna call? GHOSTBUSTERS
I ain't afraid of no ghosts I ain't afraid of no ghosts
Who ya gonna call? GHOSTBUSTERS
If ya all alone pick up the phone and call GHOSTBUSTERS
I ain't afraid of no ghosts I here it likes the girls I ain't afraid of no ghost Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah
Who ya gonna call? GHOSTBUSTERS
If you've had a dose of a freaky ghost baby Ya better call GHOSTBUSTERS
Lemme tell ya something Bustin' makes me feel good!
I ain't afraid of no ghosts I ain't afraid of no ghosts
Don't get caught alone no no
GHOSTBUSTERS
When it comes through your door Unless you just want some more I think you better call GHOSTBUSTERS
Who ya gonna call? GHOSTBUSTERS
Who ya gonna call? GHOSTBUSTERS
I think you better call GHOSTBUSTERS
Who ya gonna call? GHOSTBUSTERS
I can't hear you Who ya gonna call? GHOSTBUSTERS
Louder GHOSTBUSTERS
Who ya gonna call? GHOSTBUSTERS
Who can ya call? GHOSTBUSTERS
Who ya gonna call? GHOSTBUSTERS
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quygen
Minmatar Acting Neutral
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Posted - 2010.05.29 21:55:00 -
[94]
'This is no funny bump'
Please resize your sig to a maximum of 400 x 120 - Mitnal
^ You seen it CCP =) Now go fix! |
Supreme Feather
The Hyperfine Network
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Posted - 2010.05.29 22:00:00 -
[95]
As pr. Article 5 of the ôSell Order Rules and Resources Threadö (http://www.eveonline.com/ingameboard.asp?a=topic&threadID=110825) :
a.Bumping is allowed only by the character who started the thread. Friendly or multiple bumps per day are not permitted.
b.Bumping must consist of a real sentence, not simply the word "bump". For example: "Auction still open" is an acceptable bump.
c.Bumping may only be done once per calender day, the day a thread starts the user is allowed one bump as well as the OP.
I wonder why this thread havenÆt been cleaned and/or locked. You are encouraging people to break the rules Grendell. I do see this as a fun way to make a lottery. But the sellorders page is spammed enough as it is.
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VeNc0tju
Gallente Manson Family
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Posted - 2010.05.29 22:02:00 -
[96]
Originally by: Supreme Feather As pr. Article 5 of the ôSell Order Rules and Resources Threadö (http://www.eveonline.com/ingameboard.asp?a=topic&threadID=110825) :
a.Bumping is allowed only by the character who started the thread. Friendly or multiple bumps per day are not permitted.
b.Bumping must consist of a real sentence, not simply the word "bump". For example: "Auction still open" is an acceptable bump.
c.Bumping may only be done once per calender day, the day a thread starts the user is allowed one bump as well as the OP.
I wonder why this thread havenÆt been cleaned and/or locked. You are encouraging people to break the rules Grendell. I do see this as a fun way to make a lottery. But the sellorders page is spammed enough as it is.
You need a hug?
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Supreme Feather
The Hyperfine Network
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Posted - 2010.05.29 22:06:00 -
[97]
Would prefer a cookie rather than a man hug ^^
Troll away, I do have a point afterall
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Alfragide
Black Nova Corp IT Alliance
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Posted - 2010.05.29 22:48:00 -
[98]
Originally by: Supreme Feather As pr. Article 5 of the ôSell Order Rules and Resources Threadö (http://www.eveonline.com/ingameboard.asp?a=topic&threadID=110825) :
a.Bumping is allowed only by the character who started the thread. Friendly or multiple bumps per day are not permitted.
b.Bumping must consist of a real sentence, not simply the word "bump". For example: "Auction still open" is an acceptable bump.
c.Bumping may only be done once per calender day, the day a thread starts the user is allowed one bump as well as the OP.
I wonder why this thread havenÆt been cleaned and/or locked. You are encouraging people to break the rules Grendell. I do see this as a fun way to make a lottery. But the sellorders page is spammed enough as it is.
Thx for the info. And yeah this guy need a BIG HUG
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Tsumei Meyren
Creative Cookie Procuring Rote Kapelle
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Posted - 2010.05.30 01:01:00 -
[99]
Originally by: Supreme Feather As pr. Article 5 of the ôSell Order Rules and Resources Threadö (http://www.eveonline.com/ingameboard.asp?a=topic&threadID=110825) :
a.Bumping is allowed only by the character who started the thread. Friendly or multiple bumps per day are not permitted.
b.Bumping must consist of a real sentence, not simply the word "bump". For example: "Auction still open" is an acceptable bump.
c.Bumping may only be done once per calender day, the day a thread starts the user is allowed one bump as well as the OP.
I wonder why this thread havenÆt been cleaned and/or locked. You are encouraging people to break the rules Grendell. I do see this as a fun way to make a lottery. But the sellorders page is spammed enough as it is.
By posting this you are encouraging multiple bumps which will inevitably lead to this thread becoming even more popular, and thus resulting in more "unrighteous bumpage". so you are infact doing the same thing he is, only he gives a prize at the end of it....
Stop encouraging people to break the rules when you inform them that they are breaking the rules, "If you can't beat them, join them" does not apply. -------------------------------------------------------- Creative Cookie Procuring [Girl.] Are recruiting! |
derdlim
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Posted - 2010.05.30 02:27:00 -
[100]
Originally by: VeNc0tju
If there's something fishy in the forums Who ya gonna call? GRENDELL
If there's something weird and it look too good Who ya gonna call? GRENDELL
I ain't afraid of no scammers I ain't afraid of no scammers
If you're seeing numbers running through your wallet Who can ya call? GRENDELL
An new poster trying to run a bond Who ya gonna call? GRENDELL
I ain't afraid of no scammers I ain't afraid of no scammers
Who ya gonna call? GRENDELL
If ya all alone and got nothing to do call GRENDELL
I ain't afraid of no scammers I here he likes the isk I ain't afraid of no scam Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah
Who ya gonna call? GRENDELL
If you've had a dose of a freaky scam baby Ya better call GRENDELL
Lemme tell ya something Grendell makes me feel good!
I ain't afraid of no scammers I ain't afraid of no scammers
Don't get caught alone no no
GRENDELL
When you need a third party Unless you just want you want to scam I think you better call GRENDELL
Who ya gonna call? DARKNESS
NO!!!
Who ya gonna call? CHRIBBA
NO!!!!
I think you better call GRENDELL
Who ya gonna call? GRENDELL
I can't hear you Who ya gonna call? GRENDELL
Louder GRENDELL
Who ya gonna call? GRENDELL
Who can ya call? GRENDELL
Who ya gonna call? GRENDELL!!!!!
FIXED!!!!
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Grendell
Technologies Unlimited
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Posted - 2010.05.30 02:29:00 -
[101]
Originally by: Tsumei Meyren
Originally by: Supreme Feather As pr. Article 5 of the ôSell Order Rules and Resources Threadö (http://www.eveonline.com/ingameboard.asp?a=topic&threadID=110825) :
a.Bumping is allowed only by the character who started the thread. Friendly or multiple bumps per day are not permitted.
b.Bumping must consist of a real sentence, not simply the word "bump". For example: "Auction still open" is an acceptable bump.
c.Bumping may only be done once per calender day, the day a thread starts the user is allowed one bump as well as the OP.
I wonder why this thread havenÆt been cleaned and/or locked. You are encouraging people to break the rules Grendell. I do see this as a fun way to make a lottery. But the sellorders page is spammed enough as it is.
By posting this you are encouraging multiple bumps which will inevitably lead to this thread becoming even more popular, and thus resulting in more "unrighteous bumpage". so you are infact doing the same thing he is, only he gives a prize at the end of it....
Stop encouraging people to break the rules when you inform them that they are breaking the rules, "If you can't beat them, join them" does not apply.
If you look at any other lotteries, you'll notice people are all bumping the threads. Most have their own approach. Such as people announcing they have purchased tickets, or the ones where people have to pick a winning number, or in this case with an amusing joke or picture.
They all have the same purpose, and that's increasing exposure to help finish each lottery faster. This applies to not just lotteries but services and anything where people are posting other than the OP. It has been that way since eve started, and it's not going to change. Many of the rules are in place but not necessarily enforced. But they remain there so that when they are really being abused, the moderator team has something to point at when somebody is being told to stop due to abuse.
You'll see in my past lottery and other lotteries, there is no over abuse, so it's nothing to really worry about. On the other hand if somebody was having their thread bumped every 5 minutes daily, then I'm sure the mod team would take care of it, and they do, as you can see it is something they enforce daily.
Hope that clears things up
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Nightjester
Noir.
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Posted - 2010.05.30 06:07:00 -
[102]
10 tickets for me
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Supreme Feather
The Hyperfine Network
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Posted - 2010.05.30 07:42:00 -
[103]
Aye cheers Grendell, you did clear it up nicely.
I would just like CCP to make a lottery page. It would make sense by now to make a seperate section wouldn't it?
Concider this a bump I guess ;) lol
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Grendell
Technologies Unlimited
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Posted - 2010.05.30 17:36:00 -
[104]
Bump!
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Chaos Dreams
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Posted - 2010.05.30 19:25:00 -
[105]
On the farm lived a chicken and a donkey, both of whom loved to play together. One day, the two were playing when the donkey fell into a bog and began to sink. Scared for his life, the donkey 'hee hawed' for the chicken to go get the farmer for help!
Off the chicken ran, back to the farm. Arriving at the farm, he searched and searched for the farmer, but to no avail, for he had gone to town with the only tractor. Running around, the chicken spied the farmer's new silver BMW Z-4. Finding the keys in the ignition, the chicken started the beautiful motor car and the chicken sped off with a length of rope, hoping he still had time to save his friend's life.
Back at the bog, the donkey was surprised but happy to see the chicken arrive in the shiny BMW, and he managed to get a hold of the loop of rope the chicken tossed to him. After tying the other end to the rear bumper of the farmer's car, the chicken then drove slowly forward and, with the aid of the powerful car, rescued the donkey! Happy and proud, the chicken drove the BMW back to the farmhouse, and the farmer was none the wiser when he returned.
The friendship between the two animals was cemented: best buddies, best pals.
A few weeks later, would you believe, the chicken fell into a mud pit, and soon, he too, began to sink and cried out to the donkey to save his life! The donkey thought a moment, walked over, and straddled the large puddle. Looking underneath, he told the chicken to grab his "thing" and he would then lift him out of the pit. The chicken got a good grip and the donkey pulled him up and out, saving his life.
And the moral of the story? When you're hung like a donkey, you don't need a BMW to pick up a chick.
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Scott Woods
Caldari Retribution Corp. Initiative Associates
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Posted - 2010.05.31 00:15:00 -
[106]
Scam.
Grendell is just the alt of a PVP guy named Odet.
To give you an idea of Odet: He recently left my corp after emptying the corp wallet of several billion, after deciding to take a lot of corp assets that were not really his with him. On coms he used to brag about how his master plan was to use Grendell to get a good rep, make money, an then when he could leverage that trust, take everything he could for a big payday. He did that with my corp, and I hope this post saves somebody from being stolem from in the future.
Yes Odet/Grendell I know this will anger you, but I dont care..I'm selling my toons soon. Thats what you get for acting disonorably.
Oh and I have seen several of his alts and corp mates being the people giving thumbs up here; Dont trust them.. or you will be sorry.
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Mindlles
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Posted - 2010.05.31 01:35:00 -
[107]
Edited by: Mindlles on 31/05/2010 01:35:48
Originally by: Scott Woods So I ask you: How can this lotto be trusted if the third party service provider is a known thief?
This is within my rights to ask, as the rules explicitly say I am allowed to ask such questions.
Above is the only question in your post, so by the rules thats the only part you where aload to post.
In response, there is no proof to backup your claim of Grendell being a corp theif, so therefore he is not a "known thief" i would also state that its just untrue.
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Scott Woods
Caldari Retribution Corp. Initiative Associates
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Posted - 2010.05.31 02:10:00 -
[108]
Originally by: Mindlles Edited by: Mindlles on 31/05/2010 01:35:48
Originally by: Scott Woods So I ask you: How can this lotto be trusted if the third party service provider is a known thief?
This is within my rights to ask, as the rules explicitly say I am allowed to ask such questions.
In response, there is no proof to backup your claim of Grendell being a corp theif, so therefore he is not a "known thief" i would also state that its just untrue.
I'm more than allowed to explain my questions and the context they are given in. In addition, being as several people from my corp cite you are stealing from them in the recent logistics move, I dont think your word is worth anything at the moment since its been shown you are working with him, and anything you say is just attempting to keep his scam going.
So I have to ask: What is your part in this lotto? I'm allowed to ask this because I need to gauge the risk involved with this investment.
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Loui Destructo
Destructo Logistics
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Posted - 2010.05.31 02:40:00 -
[109]
Scott Woods' is a troll who is selling his character.
Here
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CCP Applebabe
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Posted - 2010.05.31 03:14:00 -
[110]
This forum is for selling items, you may reply to the threads with bids or questions regarding the item.
Please keep all your posts on topic.
Thank you.
Applebabe Community Representative CCP Hf, EVE Online Contact us |
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Scott Woods
Caldari Retribution Corp. Initiative Associates
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Posted - 2010.05.31 03:21:00 -
[111]
Edited by: Scott Woods on 31/05/2010 03:23:24
Originally by: CCP Applebabe This forum is for selling items, you may reply to the threads with bids or questions regarding the item.
Please keep all your posts on topic.
Thank you.
This person is attempting to sell an item and hide reputation and actions that would if brought to light inform investers so they can make an educated risk analysis.
I am questioning the means by which he is doing it, and questioning the third party service used so that the person does in fact have a chance to get the item, and attempting to inform people of the real risk associated with the product while gathering additional data about it myself through the asking of said questions How is that not on topic? I followed the rules exactly.
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Scott Woods
Caldari Retribution Corp. Initiative Associates
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Posted - 2010.05.31 03:26:00 -
[112]
Edited by: Scott Woods on 31/05/2010 03:26:40 accidental double post, not sure how that worked out.
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Scott Woods
Caldari Retribution Corp. Initiative Associates
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Posted - 2010.05.31 03:47:00 -
[113]
Edited by: Scott Woods on 31/05/2010 03:47:29
Originally by: CCP Applebabe This forum is for selling items, you may reply to the threads with bids or questions regarding the item.
Please keep all your posts on topic and also follow the bumping rules which can be found here .
Thank you.
I have followed these rules and yet here you are acting as if I'm not. Please clarify your position, and name the exact rule that was not being followed... because from reading the rules (#8 and #18) they explicitly allow questions to be asked.
I ask again (per rule #8 and #18): How can I be assured that if I win I will really get my items, given the recent corp thefts made by Grendell and his cartel that disprove his trustworthiness?
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CCP Applebabe
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Posted - 2010.05.31 05:28:00 -
[114]
Originally by: Scott Woods Edited by: Scott Woods on 31/05/2010 03:47:29
Originally by: CCP Applebabe This forum is for selling items, you may reply to the threads with bids or questions regarding the item.
Please keep all your posts on topic and also follow the bumping rules which can be found here .
Thank you.
I have followed these rules and yet here you are acting as if I'm not. Please clarify your position, and name the exact rule that was not being followed... because from reading the rules (#8 and #18) they explicitly allow questions to be asked.
I ask again (per rule #8 and #18): How can I be assured that if I win I will really get my items, given the recent corp thefts made by Grendell and his cartel that disprove his trustworthiness?
Hi Scott Woods,
The nature of your questions are off-topic and trolling.Your questions must be related to the items for sale, NOT the quality of the persona selling them.
If you have questions regarding a post or thread, please file a petition.
Applebabe Community Representative CCP Hf, EVE Online Contact us |
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derdlim
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Posted - 2010.05.31 07:44:00 -
[115]
i have brought some tickets :p
and here is my song for your lotto
to the tune of Ghostbusters If there's something fishy in the forums Who ya gonna call? GRENDELL
If there's something weird and it look too good Who ya gonna call? GRENDELL
I ain't afraid of no scammers I ain't afraid of no scammers
If you're seeing numbers running through your wallet Who can ya call? GRENDELL
An new poster trying to run a bond Who ya gonna call? GRENDELL
I ain't afraid of no scammers I ain't afraid of no scammers
Who ya gonna call? GRENDELL
If ya all alone and got nothing to do call GRENDELL
I ain't afraid of no scammers I here he likes the isk I ain't afraid of no scam Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah
Who ya gonna call? GRENDELL
If you've had a dose of a freaky scam baby Ya better call GRENDELL
Lemme tell ya something Grendell makes me feel good!
I ain't afraid of no scammers I ain't afraid of no scammers
Don't get caught alone no no
GRENDELL
When you need a third party Unless you just want you want to scam I think you better call GRENDELL
Who ya gonna call? DARKNESS
NO!!!
Who ya gonna call? CHRIBBA
NO!!!!
I think you better call GRENDELL
Who ya gonna call? GRENDELL
I can't hear you Who ya gonna call? GRENDELL
Louder GRENDELL
Who ya gonna call? GRENDELL
Who can ya call? GRENDELL
Who ya gonna call? GRENDELL!!!!!
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Drake III
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Posted - 2010.06.01 00:22:00 -
[116]
1 ticket bought y not...although i could have spent it on spirits
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Ay Jin
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Posted - 2010.06.01 05:25:00 -
[117]
sent isk for 2 tickets hope one of them's a winning ticket more beer more beer
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thickbob
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Posted - 2010.06.01 11:55:00 -
[118]
There is a village on a island 500miles from anywhere, there are 2 barbers one whos a great barber who is always busy and one rubish one who rarely gets any custom.
One has amazing hair cut, one has a rubish one; which one do you go to and why p.s. most importly how long did it take you to work out? Bump
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Gavin Nordoff
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Posted - 2010.06.01 12:12:00 -
[119]
In for 2 tickets.
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Aliria Terra
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Posted - 2010.06.01 15:38:00 -
[120]
Sent isk for 2 more tickets.
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Lord Lohengrin
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Posted - 2010.06.01 16:28:00 -
[121]
2 bought
if i win the 6th place, can i have the t2 precision lights instead of the rockets?
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Grendell
Technologies Unlimited
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Posted - 2010.06.01 17:35:00 -
[122]
Bump.
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western impulse
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Posted - 2010.06.01 19:14:00 -
[123]
free bump
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Chaos Dreams
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Posted - 2010.06.01 22:24:00 -
[124]
Bump
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KrazyJames
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Posted - 2010.06.03 07:33:00 -
[125]
isk sent for 2 tickets
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L Abrat
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Posted - 2010.06.03 10:23:00 -
[126]
MWD Typhoon bumpage
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hfo df
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Posted - 2010.06.03 10:52:00 -
[127]
I'm currently typing this in the bathroom where i'm trying to lay an egg. (Its more difficult then you think ... you try not cracking the shell!) (Dunno about hatching it yet.)
Just bought one ticket.
PS I'll try writing your name if i win something ... although the double 'l' might be a problem. Not gonna make a picture of it though! |
Mazaron
DeathByDestruction
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Posted - 2010.06.03 11:24:00 -
[128]
Am I the only one to notice that the random number generator is down
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Grendell
Technologies Unlimited
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Posted - 2010.06.03 16:38:00 -
[129]
Bump.
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Alex Stokes
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Posted - 2010.06.03 21:51:00 -
[130]
Ill bump it for you Grendell. I just want to get the Enyo BPO. Would be fine for me. Bought one ticket. Not having much more ISK.
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Beholdor Watch
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Posted - 2010.06.04 05:25:00 -
[131]
This is no bump.
I did not buy a ticket.
It's all an illusion.
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Grendell
Technologies Unlimited
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Posted - 2010.06.04 22:40:00 -
[132]
Bump.
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Trayjan
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Posted - 2010.06.05 05:07:00 -
[133]
picked up a few more even though i have no idea what any of the prizes are worth. |
Mord Kainz
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Posted - 2010.06.05 06:52:00 -
[134]
sextickets 4 me
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Andrew Riviera
Caldari The First Church of the Azure Carrot The Dominion Empire
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Posted - 2010.06.05 14:59:00 -
[135]
This is not the bump you're looking for. You can go about your business. Move along. Andrew Riviera won the Enyo. </jedihandwave>
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Grendell
Technologies Unlimited
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Posted - 2010.06.05 17:39:00 -
[136]
Bump!
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Conga
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Posted - 2010.06.05 18:59:00 -
[137]
bought some more , cmon guys lets finish this lottery :-)
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Krarriak
Caldari Retaliation.
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Posted - 2010.06.05 20:37:00 -
[138]
I bumped my girl to bring this topic to the top ... |
Alex Stokes
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Posted - 2010.06.06 10:38:00 -
[139]
Bump
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western impulse
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Posted - 2010.06.06 15:16:00 -
[140]
bumpty bump
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Grendell
Technologies Unlimited
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Posted - 2010.06.06 18:27:00 -
[141]
Bump!
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MrNerdo
Gallente
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Posted - 2010.06.06 20:52:00 -
[142]
And there it goes. Up to the top! ========================================
Please contact me ingame if i win a auction. |
LyghtCrye
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Posted - 2010.06.06 22:44:00 -
[143]
One ticket purchased, just for the lulz
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Kikusaku
Maori tribe
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Posted - 2010.06.07 00:48:00 -
[144]
Snark
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Armadar
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Posted - 2010.06.07 01:09:00 -
[145]
bought 2 tickets
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Alex Stokes
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Posted - 2010.06.07 10:03:00 -
[146]
Edited by: Alex Stokes on 07/06/2010 10:02:55 Bump for you Grendell. I have translated this lottery into german for you and posted it into the biggest german forum here: http://www.eveger.de/forum/showthread.php?p=482987#post482987
Maybe there are now some more participant.
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justin666
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Posted - 2010.06.07 10:16:00 -
[147]
bump.... is it wrong i find my gf's mum a milf?
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John Pell
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Posted - 2010.06.07 16:27:00 -
[148]
Chuck Norris does not play the lottery. It doesn't have nearly enough balls.
But he made an exception and not only bought tickets. He sponsors this one too.
Secured by Chuck Norris!!
Buy a ticket now and get a free roundhouse.
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SquirrelinPain
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Posted - 2010.06.07 16:33:00 -
[149]
The Pain ... the Pain ... the horrible Pain
5 tickets bought and praying to the allmighty icelandic Gods of EVE to do me the favor and give me a winning ticket.
And if that still doesn't help ... Satan still owes me one.
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SirRalph
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Posted - 2010.06.07 20:46:00 -
[150]
Edited by: SirRalph on 07/06/2010 20:46:58 The filter doesn't let me say what I would like to say. Evil CCP.
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Dregek
Pilots Of Honour Aeternus.
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Posted - 2010.06.08 10:48:00 -
[151]
Two blind pilots both are wearing dark glasses, one is using a guide dog, and the other is tapping his way along the aisle with a cane.
Nervous laughter spreads through the cabin, but the men enter the ****pit, the door closes, and the engines start up. The passengers begin glancing nervously around, searching for some sign that this is just a little practical joke. None is forthcoming.
The plane moves faster and faster down the runway and the people sitting in the window seats realize they're headed straight for the water at the edge of the airport. As it begins to look as though the plane will plough in to the water, panicked screams fill the cabin. At that moment, the plane lifts smoothly into the air. The passengers relax and laugh a little sheepishly, and soon all retreat into their magazines, secure in the knowledge that the plane is in good hands.
In the ****pit, one of the blind pilots turns to the other and says,"ya know, Bob, one of these days, they're gonna scream too late and we're all gonna die."
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Alex Stokes
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Posted - 2010.06.08 11:37:00 -
[152]
Bump for you again.
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Grendell
Technologies Unlimited
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Posted - 2010.06.08 21:48:00 -
[153]
bump
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Alex Stokes
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Posted - 2010.06.09 09:13:00 -
[154]
Buuuump.
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Kontraer04
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Posted - 2010.06.09 10:31:00 -
[155]
This is my ticket. There are many like it, but this one is mine. My ticket is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. Without me, my ticket is useless. Without my ticket, I am useless.
Full Metal Ticket
5 of my friends for me =D
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Grendell
Technologies Unlimited
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Posted - 2010.06.09 20:23:00 -
[156]
Bump?
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Halnabo
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Posted - 2010.06.09 23:48:00 -
[157]
10 tickets plz
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theforge
Amarr Capital instruments
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Posted - 2010.06.10 05:18:00 -
[158]
A criminal is a person with predatory instincts who has not sufficient capital to form a corporation.
Eve if I'm not one I only got capital for 5 tickets.
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SideSlide
Sankkasen Mining Conglomerate
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Posted - 2010.06.10 06:06:00 -
[159]
Always put the stripper in the cake AFTER you bake it.
Bump
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Alex Stokes
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Posted - 2010.06.10 10:34:00 -
[160]
Bump. Go away Chribba with your crappy SBAII Lottery ^^
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Beholdor Watch
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Posted - 2010.06.10 14:50:00 -
[161]
Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's just me flying your post up to the top again.
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Alex Stokes
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Posted - 2010.06.10 19:37:00 -
[162]
Bump. Go Go Go Evecommunity
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Grendell
Technologies Unlimited
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Posted - 2010.06.11 00:54:00 -
[163]
Bumpy!
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Alex Stokes
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Posted - 2010.06.11 07:29:00 -
[164]
Bump
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Alex Stokes
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Posted - 2010.06.11 16:23:00 -
[165]
Edited by: Alex Stokes on 11/06/2010 16:23:47 - 1st winner is only eligible for special prizes.
What does this rule mean? Click here for a german translation.
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Grendell
Technologies Unlimited
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Posted - 2010.06.11 16:35:00 -
[166]
Originally by: Alex Stokes Edited by: Alex Stokes on 11/06/2010 16:23:47 - 1st winner is only eligible for special prizes.
What does this rule mean? Click here for a german translation.
It means that, the person who wins first place, can't win any other prizes, except for the special prizes.
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tehsuxOr
Dashavatara
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Posted - 2010.06.11 19:05:00 -
[167]
wai so long gimme prizes already
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Alex Stokes
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Posted - 2010.06.12 16:37:00 -
[168]
Ah thx. Now my translation is complete. German translation
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Grendell
Technologies Unlimited
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Posted - 2010.06.12 20:35:00 -
[169]
Just under 50% sold!
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Alex Stokes
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Posted - 2010.06.12 23:30:00 -
[170]
Bump. Bump
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Alex Stokes
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Posted - 2010.06.13 11:21:00 -
[171]
Bump
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Brain's Pinky
Caldari Imperium Technologies Sodalitas XX
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Posted - 2010.06.13 14:18:00 -
[172]
bump
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Grendell
Technologies Unlimited
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Posted - 2010.06.13 16:34:00 -
[173]
Up we go!
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Uberiel
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Posted - 2010.06.13 16:41:00 -
[174]
10 Tickets purchused
Good luck everyone
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RedLion
Caldari State Constructions
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Posted - 2010.06.13 17:47:00 -
[175]
I'm not going to fool myself into thinking i can make the best limerick. But here is a good jokes for your amusement!
Joke 1: Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says "OK, now what?"
Joke 2: Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson go on a camping trip, and after finishing their dinner they retire for the night, and go to sleep. Some hours later, Holmes wakes up and nudges his faithful friend. "Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see." "I see millions and millions of stars, Holmes" exclaims Watson. "And what do you deduce from that?" Watson ponders for a minute. "Well, astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three. Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful, and that we are a small and insignificant part of the universe. What does it tell you, Holmes?" "Watson, you idiot!" he exclaims, "Somebody's stolen our tent!"
Joke 3: What kind of murderer has moral fibre? ùA cereal killer
Also bought 1 ticket!
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Xziled
Dashavatara Clownz'R'Us
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Posted - 2010.06.13 19:30:00 -
[176]
Wooooord!!!!
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Loxion
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Posted - 2010.06.13 20:40:00 -
[177]
Long before their work developing drones, Gallente quickly discovered that ballpoint pens would not work in zero gravity. To combat the problem, Gallente scientists spent a decade and 12 billion ISK to develop a pen that writes in zero gravity, upside down, underwater, on almost any surface including glass and at temperatures ranging from below freezing to 300¦C.
The Minmatar used a pencil. Please re-size your signature to the maximum file size of 24000 bytes. Zymurgist |
Zombika
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Posted - 2010.06.13 21:14:00 -
[178]
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Failed at ASCII SINCE 1994 \o\
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Jolonnar Hirdious
Minmatar Bolster Cloneporation
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Posted - 2010.06.13 21:31:00 -
[179]
Bought 5 more tickets...
Why can't a bike stand up on its own? . . . . . Because it's too tired.
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Jita Trader187
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Posted - 2010.06.14 02:19:00 -
[180]
Bought 5 tickets
MMORPG = Many Men Online Role Playing Girls
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Alex Stokes
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Posted - 2010.06.14 10:03:00 -
[181]
Daily Bump.
Catch your T2 BPO today, just bought the rest of the tickets ^^
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SWiggles
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Posted - 2010.06.14 11:43:00 -
[182]
Edited by: SWiggles on 14/06/2010 11:44:43
The Mountain of Bumps
*push* Bump .................. .................. Bump .............................. .............................. Bump .......................................... .......................................... ..........................................Bump ..................................................... ..................................................... ..................................................... Won
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Linatha
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Posted - 2010.06.14 12:04:00 -
[183]
Can anyone tell me, how to buy the winning ticket? I would like to purchase two then.
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Grendell
Technologies Unlimited
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Posted - 2010.06.14 16:48:00 -
[184]
Bump.
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Xing Fu
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Posted - 2010.06.14 20:38:00 -
[185]
*BUMP*
with a 100 Mio Donation to Grendell for 10 tickets
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dawww
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Posted - 2010.06.14 23:43:00 -
[186]
Edited by: dawww on 14/06/2010 23:44:38 Erm just by the way this has been circulated around jita local:
Grndell > Win an Enyo T2 BPO + 11x T2 BPO (49% tickets sold). 10M per ticket to <b><url=showinfo:1373//1294994828>Grndell</url></b> with reason "GG006". Details here: http://www.eveonline.com/ingameboard.asp?a=topic&threadID=1317753
He is a day old and is in the corp 'Technologies Unlmited' see the lack of an 'i' in corp name and lack of e in his name lol
Scammer beware...
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Grendell
Technologies Unlimited
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Posted - 2010.06.15 06:20:00 -
[187]
Thanks, I've written a petition, hopefully it will be taken care of very shortly.
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Alex Stokes
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Posted - 2010.06.15 08:27:00 -
[188]
Bump
German Thread
I will make some advertisment in Jita and Drop a can maybe ^^
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Grendell
Technologies Unlimited
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Posted - 2010.06.15 17:30:00 -
[189]
Bump!
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Alex Stokes
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Posted - 2010.06.16 09:47:00 -
[190]
Bump. Real Life meeting with Chribba
Grendell shouldnt watch it.
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Merli Amber
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Posted - 2010.06.16 09:58:00 -
[191]
and 4 for me)
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Grendell
Technologies Unlimited
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Posted - 2010.06.16 17:07:00 -
[192]
Bump.
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Christos Hendez
Warhamsters Against ALL Authorities
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Posted - 2010.06.16 20:08:00 -
[193]
JUst bought 100 tickets - come on guys! bummpp
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LoveTehSexz
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Posted - 2010.06.16 21:20:00 -
[194]
5 tickets purchased GL everyone (im gonna need it, coz im the unluckiest bustard out there :)
congrats to whoever wins these prizes, thnx grendell.
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Atreides Zealot
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Posted - 2010.06.16 21:31:00 -
[195]
5 tickets purchased
GL to all
thnx grendell
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Alex Stokes
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Posted - 2010.06.17 10:04:00 -
[196]
Bump
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Grendell
Technologies Unlimited
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Posted - 2010.06.17 17:36:00 -
[197]
Bump!
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Alex Stokes
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Posted - 2010.06.17 19:29:00 -
[198]
Bump. Click for a german translation./Klicke fnr eine deutsche _bersetzung.
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Professor Lo
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Posted - 2010.06.18 04:27:00 -
[199]
5 tickets bought
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Grendell
Technologies Unlimited
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Posted - 2010.06.18 16:26:00 -
[200]
Bump.
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Alex Stokes
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Posted - 2010.06.18 20:41:00 -
[201]
Edited by: Alex Stokes on 18/06/2010 20:40:47 Bumpidi Bump. (Klicke fnr eine deutsche _bersetzung/Click for a German translation)
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usrevenge
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Posted - 2010.06.18 21:25:00 -
[202]
bought my ticket. contract my prize asap :D
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Lord Zap
Caldari Fairlight Corp Rooks and Kings
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Posted - 2010.06.18 22:43:00 -
[203]
Bump.
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Molesty Smurf
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Posted - 2010.06.19 00:11:00 -
[204]
Molesty Smurf has come into some . . ah, legal troubles recently, and needs to . . ah, make amends, lets say, with his victims new-found friends.
Wish me luck
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Jolonnar Hirdious
Minmatar Bolster Cloneporation
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Posted - 2010.06.19 00:21:00 -
[205]
What do you call a deer with no eye?
I have no idear.
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tehsuxOr
Dashavatara
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Posted - 2010.06.19 01:59:00 -
[206]
Chicken wings?
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Grendell
Technologies Unlimited
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Posted - 2010.06.19 16:35:00 -
[207]
Bump.
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SuperNova001
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Posted - 2010.06.19 22:32:00 -
[208]
I don't know, but I've been told. Eskimo ***** is mighty cold! Mmm, good! Feels good! Is good! Real good! Tastes good! Mighty good! Good for you! Good for me! I love working for Uncle Sam! Lets me know just who I am! One, two, three, four! United States Marine Corps! One, two, three, four! I love the Marine Corps! My Corps! Your Corps! Our Corps! Marine Corps! I don't want no teenage queen. I just want my M-14. If I die in the combat zone. Box me up and ship me home. Pin my medals upon my chest. Tell my mom I've done my best. BUMP MARINES
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Avalette
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Posted - 2010.06.20 00:58:00 -
[209]
Edited by: Avalette on 20/06/2010 00:58:23 Bumpcats go BUMP!
3 tickets bought
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Enal Angus
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Posted - 2010.06.20 08:33:00 -
[210]
Edited by: Enal Angus on 20/06/2010 08:33:21 There was a young man named Yang who had such a small little wang. What ho is that snippet, Here's a lottery ticket And soon he'd afford poontang.
Edit: posting with alt ftl.
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Grendell
Technologies Unlimited
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Posted - 2010.06.20 17:43:00 -
[211]
Bump.
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Bullet Shield
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Posted - 2010.06.21 11:42:00 -
[212]
Just Like A Helium Ballon, UP we go
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Grendell
Technologies Unlimited
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Posted - 2010.06.21 15:54:00 -
[213]
Bumpalicious.
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Alex Stokes
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Posted - 2010.06.21 16:22:00 -
[214]
Bump. German translation of the Lottery/Deutsche _bersetzung der Lotterie
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Valadeya uthanaras
GK inc. Panda Team
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Posted - 2010.06.21 17:04:00 -
[215]
Since the end of alliance tournament VII , I have been very
Because in the course of so many match and explosion, I forgot how broke I am
For a while I was like how can I make isk with style
Asked a friend, who was a and he told me I should participate in it too
So I joined the alliance that sounded the most bear--ish that would go in it, thinking who might provide me with free ship to participate better than a team whose name is Panda
In panda team, I learn to fight the good fight, but it still didnt change that I was broke
Then glorious Alliance tournament VIII showed up, and I was all buffed up having dreams of winning glorious unique ships of doom
In the course of the boodly 19th of June, I was preparing my glorious PVP boat I would feild against the Solar Fleet of the western eve, when I got interrested in the guy in local, named grendell , that was selling ticket for this glorious lottery. Thinking to myself, with Pandemic legion being the most probable future opponent, I was like . "Its more probable for me to obtain most glorious pvp ship of alliance price by winning a lottery ... than trying to beat pandemic "
So if I am going to participate in this alliance tournament , might as well participate in a lottery
So i sent the little 20 mil I had left after fitting my last purifier to grendell to buy 2 , hopefully , winning ticket (if possible both)
We then went into a match against Dystopia, my pufifier exploded pretty fast and we got beaten by tie-breaker and CCP Claw
I am now in station, totally broke, but with ods of winning glorious T2 BPO ... so if I cant win most glorious PVP battle , I can still convert and go into building glorious "Small Energy Transfer Array II" that I just won cause of this BUMP
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Alex Stokes
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Posted - 2010.06.22 11:35:00 -
[216]
Bump.
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Grendell
Technologies Unlimited
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Posted - 2010.06.22 18:00:00 -
[217]
Bump.
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Grendell
Technologies Unlimited
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Posted - 2010.06.24 17:12:00 -
[218]
Bump.
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Caldet'ore
Caldari Old Bastards Club
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Posted - 2010.06.24 22:42:00 -
[219]
5 Tickets bought
GL Everybody
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Jaybird
Gallente Brothers of Destiny Primary.
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Posted - 2010.06.25 05:43:00 -
[220]
NO ONE MOVES !! Ive lost my brain :( *aaah* there it is ;) okay, go on guys
*bump* |
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Grendell
Technologies Unlimited
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Posted - 2010.06.26 00:14:00 -
[221]
Bump?
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usrevenge
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Posted - 2010.06.26 02:23:00 -
[222]
my bump A housewife is at home when she suddenly hears a knock on the door.
When she opens the door a man asks her if she has a vagina.
The woman slams the door in disbelief at what a stranger has just asked her.
The same thing happens for three consecutive days and the woman decides to tell her husband.
The husband says to the wife, "Tomorrow I am not going to work, and when the man asks if you have a vagina, say 'yes' and I will be hiding behind the door."
The next day the same man comes again, and when the woman opens the door he asks if she has a vagina.
The woman says, "Yes".
The man then said, "Good, then please tell your husband to stop ****ing my wife.
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Adrielle Firewalker
Minmatar Amarr Will Eat Itself
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Posted - 2010.06.26 06:20:00 -
[223]
50 tickets bought. Hopefully I'll get lucky. ================
~Adrielle
Original MinmatarT |
Emeriss Starhaven
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Posted - 2010.06.26 09:00:00 -
[224]
Chuck Norris; Yup thats all I have to say.
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Alex Stokes
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Posted - 2010.06.26 10:33:00 -
[225]
Bump
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Alfragide
Black Nova Corp IT Alliance
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Posted - 2010.06.26 11:23:00 -
[226]
Edited by: Alfragide on 26/06/2010 11:24:15 Still very intrested in the outcome of this lottery..and my bump.
The top Bravery a man will ever achieve.
A guy gets home at 4 o'clock drunk as hell...all is dark. He opens his door and his wife is waiting grabing a broom. He asks... 'SO.... u gonna clean or u gonna fly?'
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Grendell
Technologies Unlimited
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Posted - 2010.06.26 17:08:00 -
[227]
Bump.
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Conga
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Posted - 2010.06.27 09:35:00 -
[228]
He : I order a pizza honey , u want also something ? She: No. He : Ok. She: -hhhh wait.... He : Now what ? She: -hhh i dont know. He : U dont know,if u want something ? She: No. He : Are u hungry ? She: -hhmmm im not sure He : How ur not sure ? She: That means that im not sure what i want. He : I know it , if im hungry She: Perhaps i get hungry a bit later... He : Ok , so i order u also something ? She: What if i¦m not hungry later ? He : U can thrash it. She: But thats a waste... He : U can keep it untill tomorrow morning. She: And what if i have no appetite for pizza tommorow ? He : U can always eat a pizza. She: But not me. He : So pick something else. She: But i dont want anything else. He : So u want a pizza ! She: No. He : So nothing ? She: No. He : U driving me crazy. She: Go order something for urself.. He : Ok , as u wish She: But take ur pizza with ham He : But I dont like ham on my pizza. She: But me. He : I thought i should order something for myself ? She: Yes , thats right. He : So why with ham on it ? She: Perhaps i get hungry, if i smell the pizza.... He : What? She: U think im gonna eat something , what i dont like ? He : Why u ? She: Why not ? He : Wait a moment, i should order something for myself, that u can eat if ur getting perhaps hungry if u smell the pizza first ? She: Exactly! He : And wtf im gonna eat ? She: -hhh, perhaps im not hungry untill the pizza arrives....
The District of Chicago decided not guilty in case of the charge of manslaughter in affect and recognized self-defense....
Yeah u all know ,what the hell im talkin about :-)
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Alex Stokes
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Posted - 2010.06.27 17:00:00 -
[229]
Doublebumpage
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Trayjan
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Posted - 2010.06.28 11:15:00 -
[230]
bump to the top
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Alex Stokes
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Posted - 2010.06.28 21:24:00 -
[231]
Bumpage. Come on. only a few tickets left.
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EmraldFire
Gallente Serenity Engineering and Transport Company Intrepid Crossing
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Posted - 2010.06.29 05:55:00 -
[232]
In soviet russia, Post bump you!
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tehleetchick
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Posted - 2010.06.29 07:40:00 -
[233]
10 tickets for me thanx
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Zstorm
Minmatar FinFleet IT Alliance
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Posted - 2010.06.29 08:40:00 -
[234]
3 tickets bought by me
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Grendell
Technologies Unlimited
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Posted - 2010.06.29 21:22:00 -
[235]
Bump.
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Zstorm
Minmatar FinFleet IT Alliance
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Posted - 2010.06.30 09:34:00 -
[236]
Another 5 tickets bought by me and a free bump from page 7 (took me ages to find it)
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Grendell
Technologies Unlimited
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Posted - 2010.06.30 19:11:00 -
[237]
Race to the top!
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ZoninZonk
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Posted - 2010.07.01 10:28:00 -
[238]
Bump |
Grendell
Technologies Unlimited
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Posted - 2010.07.01 15:46:00 -
[239]
Originally by: ZoninZonk Bump
This.
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Trinity Ziff
NacroX Yutani
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Posted - 2010.07.01 17:38:00 -
[240]
go!! buy all the tickets! c'mon
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Dagin Harlock
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Posted - 2010.07.02 00:08:00 -
[241]
Bump 3 Tickets Purchased
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Alex Stokes
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Posted - 2010.07.02 08:48:00 -
[242]
Ha. Bump. In time this day ^^
Deutsche _bersetzung der Lotterie
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Grendell
Technologies Unlimited
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Posted - 2010.07.02 15:06:00 -
[243]
To page 1!
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Pyro Xeres
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Posted - 2010.07.02 17:49:00 -
[244]
To frisk an ISK from vanquished foe Pickled corpses row on row A sweeter sight we'll never know So a yaar'in, a yaar'in we will go
Purple faces like a beet Nerdy rage pounding on their seats When you just popped their entire fleet Like you were out, just shooting skeet
Laughing our asses off the stage It's just a game, so what's the gauge? Is it numbers on a killboard page? Or by the lb of nerdy rage?
To frisk an ISK from vanquished foe Pickled corpses row on row A sweeter sight we'll never know So a yaar'in, a yaar'in we will go
Bumpin' for a thumpin' lottery! GL all
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L Abrat
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Posted - 2010.07.03 05:57:00 -
[245]
Bumpage!
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Alex Stokes
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Posted - 2010.07.03 08:31:00 -
[246]
Bump.
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Roxe Nava
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Posted - 2010.07.03 11:24:00 -
[247]
50 tickets bought gl evryone
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Grendell
Technologies Unlimited
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Posted - 2010.07.03 15:24:00 -
[248]
Now 70% sold.
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Ackuza
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Posted - 2010.07.03 16:02:00 -
[249]
well if its not the wife, its the drink so might as well be the lottery. 2 tickets brought - good luck all. |
BGSkyla
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Posted - 2010.07.03 22:00:00 -
[250]
You know they say:-
" The Tears of Grendell and Chuck Norris can cure cancer!"
If only either man had ever cried
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Caldet'ore
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Posted - 2010.07.04 03:09:00 -
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Edited by: Caldet''ore on 04/07/2010 03:13:14 ******** BREAKING NEWS *********
This just in
BP has stopped the oil leak which has been gushing into the Gulf Of Mexico.
After trying the Top Kill method
After trying the Top Hat method
These methods sadly failed.
After much consultation BP's top research team has decided to try a proven method with centuries of evidence behind it to prove this simple band cannot fail.
They lowered a GIANT Wedding band down to the wellhead and once applied the wellhead simply........
STOPPED PUTTING OUT!!!!
You can't argue with the centuries of proven history behind this theory
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Darthion Illys
Amarr Tyrans d'Or Tyrans d'0r
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Posted - 2010.07.04 09:43:00 -
[252]
Oh.... and I bought some tickets as well.
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Grendell
Technologies Unlimited
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Posted - 2010.07.04 16:17:00 -
[253]
Up.
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Alex Stokes
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Posted - 2010.07.05 07:30:00 -
[254]
Bump.
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Master Rad
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Posted - 2010.07.05 20:26:00 -
[255]
Edited by: Master Rad on 05/07/2010 20:30:35 i would have bumped before but me failing epicly at forum navigation -.-
so yeah i am confirming that i suck at posting, also will u please stop hiding this thread on like what page 8 or something, or i ll go and pull a diego maradona!
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Alex Stokes
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Posted - 2010.07.06 10:00:00 -
[256]
Bump with translation. |
Myacese
FinFleet
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Posted - 2010.07.06 14:36:00 -
[257]
there goes your freakin bump cos i need prizes! |
Grendell
Technologies Unlimited
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Posted - 2010.07.06 16:27:00 -
[258]
75% Sold.
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LJ Silva
GalacTECH Unlimited
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Posted - 2010.07.06 21:47:00 -
[259]
Back in the Old West, a rancher got a mail order bride, and when she arrived he married her in town before they headed out to his ranch.
Part way there, his horse stopped in the road for no reason. The rancher got down, stared the horse in the eye, and said, "That's One." He then got back on the wagon, and the horses continued on.
It happened again, the horse balked, and the rancher got down and stared the horse in the eye, and said, "That's Two." When he got back on the wagon, the horses started going again smoothly.
The third time the horse stopped, they were within sight of his ranch. He stood up in the wagon and said, "That's Three," and proceeded to shoot the horse through the head.
His new wife screamed! The asked, "My God, why did you shoot that poor horse!?"
The rancher looked his wife in the eye and said, "That's One."
Also, I bought 2, and bump.
Goodluck!
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Alex Stokes
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Posted - 2010.07.07 07:15:00 -
[260]
Bump Again from page 4 |
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Grendell
Technologies Unlimited
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Posted - 2010.07.07 14:47:00 -
[261]
More!!
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Christos Hendez
Warhamsters Against ALL Authorities
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Posted - 2010.07.07 15:04:00 -
[262]
when does this actually finish?
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LJ Silva
GalacTECH Unlimited
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Posted - 2010.07.07 18:55:00 -
[263]
Probably finishes when it sells out.
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Grendell
Technologies Unlimited
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Posted - 2010.07.08 14:34:00 -
[264]
When it sells out is right. Grendell ♥
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Riley Moore
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Posted - 2010.07.08 20:28:00 -
[265]
Bmup.
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smotch
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Posted - 2010.07.09 03:53:00 -
[266]
bought a ticket... only need one to win but 1 thousand may help
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COL Blackthorne
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Posted - 2010.07.09 04:58:00 -
[267]
Ill take one, try my luck.
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Drexciyian
The Water Margin Tech
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Posted - 2010.07.09 13:06:00 -
[268]
nice
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bigsharkbait
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Posted - 2010.07.09 15:15:00 -
[269]
Edited by: bigsharkbait on 09/07/2010 15:15:54 A man was walking home alone one night when he hears a BUMPBUMPBUMP behind him. Walking faster, he looks back, making out an image of an upright coffin banging its way down the middle of the street towards him BUMPBUMPBUMP
The man begins to run towards his home, and the coffin bounces quickly after him, faster faster BUMPBUMPBUMP. He runs up to his door, fumbles with his keys, opens the door, rushes in, and locks the door behind him. However, the coffin crashes through his door, with the lid of the coffin flapping BUMPBUMPBUMP on the heels of the terrified man.
Rushing upstairs to the bathroom, the man locks himself in. His heart is pounding. With a CRASH, the coffin breaks down the door. Coming slowly towards him, the man screaming, reaches for something, anything...
All he can find is a box of cough drops!
Desperate, he throws the cough drops at the coffin
and of course, the coffin stops
As you can tell I love the cheesy joke, think this counts a bump for grendell top lotto (hope I dont get censored this time )
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Darthion Illys
Amarr Tyrans d'Or Tyrans d'0r
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Posted - 2010.07.09 21:13:00 -
[270]
Bump... after a "slight" mess up.
Tip of the Day: Always make sure to double check when you send away billions.
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Han Jones
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Posted - 2010.07.09 21:54:00 -
[271]
I'VE HAD IT WITH THESE MOTHER******* LOTTERIES ON THESE MOTHER******** FORUMS. I'M SICK OF IT!
Free bump for 8th place.
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AGLAIA Thaleia
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Posted - 2010.07.09 22:24:00 -
[272]
Bump (Internet)
To bump a thread on an Internet forum is to post a reply to it purely in order to raise the thread's profile. This will typically return it to the top of the list of active threads. It has been suggested that "bump" is an acronym of "bring up my post",[1] however this is almost certainly a backronym and the usage is entirely consistent with the verb "bump" which means "To knock to a new position".[2] It can also be used in personal messages (PMs) or instant messages (IMs) on the Web, to return an older message to the top of the list.
Motivation
Many Internet forums show as their first page a list of the 20û50 topics or "discussion threads" most recently posted to. Someone wishing to keep a thread on this first pageùor bring an old thread back to itùwill post a reply to it purely to do this. If one is open about this, the poster may simply write the word "bump".
Sticky threads
Many forums now have features allowing administrators to make a thread "sticky", meaning that the thread will remain at the top regardless of the time of the latest entry.[3]
In other languages
* Japanese: 上げ ageùshort for 上げる ageru, "to raise". Used on Japanese forums and imageboards such as 2channel and Futaba Channel. * Chinese: 顶 dǐng[4]ùliterally means "knock" or "bump". Used on Chinese internet forums such as Tianya and Mop.
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Grendell
Technologies Unlimited
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Posted - 2010.07.10 02:24:00 -
[273]
Getting very close! Grendell ♥
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Sonafets
Caldari Bauser Heavy Industries
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Posted - 2010.07.10 07:16:00 -
[274]
Got me a one, hopefully THE one! S
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Conga
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Posted - 2010.07.10 08:52:00 -
[275]
338 tickets left , bump
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Conga
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Posted - 2010.07.10 10:56:00 -
[276]
Originally by: Darthion Illys Bump... after a "slight" mess up.
Tip of the Day: Always make sure to double check when you send away billions.
9th Place: Flameburst/Sabertooth/Piranha/Bloodclaw Precision Light (4x T2 Ammo BPOs)<--- u earned that
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herald17
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Posted - 2010.07.10 13:11:00 -
[277]
20 please
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Jim Deadbeat
Gallente Ceptacemia
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Posted - 2010.07.10 13:44:00 -
[278]
5 bought Gl everyone!
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Caldet'ore
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Posted - 2010.07.10 14:14:00 -
[279]
5 tickets bought.
GL everybody
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Caldet'ore
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Posted - 2010.07.10 14:37:00 -
[280]
Funny Newspaper Advertisements
1 man, 7 woman hot tub -- $850/offer
Amana washer $100. Owned by clean bachelor who seldom washed.
Snow blower for sale...only used on snowy days.
Free puppies...part German shepherd part dog
2 wire mesh butchering gloves, 1 5-finger, 1 3-finger, pair: $15
Tickle me elmo, still in box, comes with it's own 1988 mustang, 5l, auto, excellent condition $6800
Cows, calves never bred... also 1 gay bull for sale.
'83 Toyota hunchback -- $2000
Star Wars job of the hut -- $15
Free puppies: 1/2 ****er spaniel1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog
Free Yorkshire terrier. 8 years old. unpleasant little dog.
Soft & genital bath tissues or facial tissue89 cents
German shepherd. 85 lbs. neutered. speaks German. free.
Full sized mattress. 20 yr warranty. like new. slight urine smell.
Free 1 can of pork & beans with purchase of 3 br 2 bth home.
For sale: lee majors (6 million dollar man)$50
Nordic track $300hardly used call chubbie
Bill's septic cleaning"we haul American made products"
Shakespeare's pizza free chopsticks
Found: dirty white dog...looks like a rat...been out awhile...better be reward.
Hummels largest selection ever"if it's in stock, we have it!"
Get a little john: the traveling urinal holds 2 1/2 bottles of beer.
Nice parachute never opened used once slightly stained
Free: farm kittens. ready to eat.
American flag60 stars pole included$100
Tired of working for only $9.75 per hour? we offer profit sharing and flexible hours. starting pay: $7$9 per hour.
Notice: to person or persons who took the large pumpkin on highway 87 near southridge storage. please return the pumpkin and be checked. pumpkin may be radioactive. all other plants in vicinity are dead.
Exercise equipment: queen size mattress & box spring -$175.
Our sofa seats the whole mob and it's made of 100% Italian leather.
Joining nudist colony, must sell washer & dryer$300.
Actual ad in the NY Times (fact or fiction :o) FOR SALE BY OWNER Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica. 45 volumes. Excellent condition.$1,000.00 or best offer. No longer needed. Got married last weekend.Wife knows everything.
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Grendell
Technologies Unlimited
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Posted - 2010.07.10 15:47:00 -
[281]
97% Sold. Grendell ♥
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herald17
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Posted - 2010.07.10 16:32:00 -
[282]
i buy 174 last tickets
;)
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Conga
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Posted - 2010.07.10 16:45:00 -
[283]
Edited by: Conga on 10/07/2010 16:45:45 not updated now :-)
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enjoi
Black Nova Corp IT Alliance
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Posted - 2010.07.10 16:50:00 -
[284]
draw draw draw!
Real men structure tank. |
herald17
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Posted - 2010.07.10 16:59:00 -
[285]
Edited by: herald17 on 10/07/2010 17:01:14 waiting for resultat
enjoi you wait for your bpo's missil ;)
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Conga
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Posted - 2010.07.10 17:01:00 -
[286]
Edited by: Conga on 10/07/2010 17:02:30
Originally by: herald17 waiting for resultat
1 place - conga and the small neut BPO because im a such nice guy :-P <---- how about that as result ?
PS enjoi got 550 tickets less then another player :-)
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Darthion Illys
Amarr Tyrans d'Or Tyrans d'0r
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Posted - 2010.07.10 17:05:00 -
[287]
*giggles*
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Conga
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Posted - 2010.07.10 17:08:00 -
[288]
Originally by: Darthion Illys *giggles*
gl with the missile bpos , 1st place is mine :-P
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herald17
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Posted - 2010.07.10 17:12:00 -
[289]
Edited by: herald17 on 10/07/2010 17:13:42 it's just a game i'm take a fun with surprise of result. I often loses but me takes a lot of pleasure to take the price when I win sometimes The shiver of the game. I like
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Grendell
Technologies Unlimited
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Posted - 2010.07.10 18:06:00 -
[290]
SOLD out, draw coming soon.
Grendell ♥
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Grendell
Technologies Unlimited
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Posted - 2010.07.10 18:16:00 -
[291]
Winners are:
1st enjoi Winning ticket #2010
2nd Darthion Illys Winning ticket #6150
3rd Ria Winter Winning ticket #4236
4th Radianze Winning ticket #5503
5th Lecksi Winning ticket #4462
6th herald17 Winning ticket #7376
7th Lord Braveheart Winning ticket #2267
8th Caldet'ore Most amusing bump
9th Darthion Illys Largest number of tickets
10th Alex Stokes Most helpful(Added this 1b isk prize, as Alex did a great job helping advertise the lottery)
Prizes will be contracted shortly. Thanks to everyone who played, if you didn't win maybe next time! Grendell ♥
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Guilliman R
Gallente PRO Space Hunters HUNTER'S BROTHERHOOD
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Posted - 2010.07.10 18:17:00 -
[292]
Congratulations everyone! |
herald17
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Posted - 2010.07.10 18:22:00 -
[293]
Thanks for this Lottery ;)
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Grendell
Technologies Unlimited
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Posted - 2010.07.10 18:33:00 -
[294]
All prizes contracted, with the exception of the enyo and electron blaster which i forgot to unlock. So those will be contracted tomorrow, sorry for the delay.
Grendell ♥
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Caldet'ore
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Posted - 2010.07.10 21:55:00 -
[295]
Thanks Grendell.
Glad everybody enjoyed the bumps
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enjoi
Black Nova Corp IT Alliance
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Posted - 2010.07.11 02:44:00 -
[296]
About time! Got kicked in the ass by the Astarte lottery lol, love it.
:D
Real men structure tank. |
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