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Misaki Tanaka
Caldari
Dreddit
Test Alliance Please Ignore
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Posted - 2010.05.15 15:29:00 -
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CITIZENS OF THE NORTH REJOICE!
Like Christopher Columbus did in 1492, Dreddit has discovered new land!
No longer will we need to bicker over a few systems, Dreddit as a celebration of the founding of Test Alliance Please Ignore, has stepped foot on soil rich for the taking. The savage natives call this land "Delve", which we may also call it in reference to the people were are going to destroy. It is rife with people who practically have no hygiene, no higher communication skills, or even many large ships. We, however, may want to make them our indentured servants. There is also a peculiar roving horde calling themselves the Pandemic Legion, and even though they are in this land, they still posses many skills known to modern man.
Also, a curiosity, we found some older bee carcasses as well as clown noses and shoes. We think the natives use these for sexual gratification.
We welcome all northern citizens to settle into this new land and consider it home. Parcels will not be rented out but be freely given to one and all. Of course, our friends over at Tau Ceti Federation will have "firsties", thanks for the couch; and SOLO will have "secondsies". We have use the typical numbering the system and have attached a map from the well known system Kor-Azor Prime to this new land.
- Misaki Tanaka (Ad)Minister of Truth and Propaganda
(signed)
ZA9-PY - http://evemaps.dotlan.net/route/Kor-Azor_Prime:ZA9-PY
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Maerec
Amarr
Dreddit
Test Alliance Please Ignore
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Posted - 2010.05.15 15:43:00 -
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Liripoop.
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Hinkledolph
Minmatar
North Eastern Swat
Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2010.05.15 15:48:00 -
[3]
No
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DurrHurrDurr
Caldari
Dreddit
Test Alliance Please Ignore
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Posted - 2010.05.15 15:51:00 -
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Oh, right, this is in CAOD, which means no one will get it.
To summarize:
IT are cavemen.
PL Are pretty cool, but foreign.
IT Space is our space and we're giving it out.
Sorry for the confusion guys, we forgot the average intelligence of most CAOD users is laughably low.
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Monarch
Minmatar
the united
Negative Ten.
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Posted - 2010.05.15 16:02:00 -
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Edited by: Monarch on 15/05/2010 16:02:58
 Originally by: DurrHurrDurr
Oh, right, this is in CAOD, which means no one will get it.
To summarize:
IT are cavemen.
PL Are pretty cool, but foreign.
IT Space is our space and we're giving it out.
Sorry for the confusion guys, we forgot the average intelligence of most CAOD users is laughably low.
No need to apologize this would have been stupid on any forum.
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Salivan Harddin
Gallente
Divine Power.
Wildly Inappropriate.
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Posted - 2010.05.15 16:15:00 -
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Dreddit, bringing coolness to EVE, one post at a time.
I endorse this product and\or service.
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****ing in his own cheerios since 2007 |
Meno Theaetetus
Gallente
Wildly Inappropriate
Wildly Inappropriate.
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Posted - 2010.05.15 16:32:00 -
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Originally by: Misaki Tanaka
Also, a curiosity, we found some older bee carcasses as well as clown noses and shoes.
For the first time I think ever.. I actually giggled irl over something written on caod.
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dastommy79
Caldari
Di-Tron Heavy Industries
Atlas Alliance
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Posted - 2010.05.15 16:40:00 -
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Can i get + standings cause I'm a mission runner for khanid empire?
I role play ewok
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Myz Toyou
Minmatar
APOCALYPSE LEGION
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Posted - 2010.05.15 16:59:00 -
[9]
Deja vu anyone else ?
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Nicholas Barker
Caldari
Black Nova Corp
IT Alliance
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Posted - 2010.05.15 17:14:00 -
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Originally by: Misaki Tanaka
It is rife with people who practically have no hygiene, no higher communication skills, or even many large ships.
Goons left months ago.
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0800-LAG-A-NODE
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Misaki Tanaka
Caldari
Dreddit
Test Alliance Please Ignore
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Posted - 2010.05.15 17:16:00 -
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Originally by: Nicholas Barker
Originally by: Misaki Tanaka
It is rife with people who practically have no hygiene, no higher communication skills, or even many large ships.
Goons left months ago.
LOL SO DID IT ALLIANCE
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Prissa
Amarr
The Unknown Bar and Pub
Elysium Alliance
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Posted - 2010.05.15 17:55:00 -
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Originally by: DurrHurrDurr
Oh, right, this is in CAOD, which means no one will get it.
To summarize:
IT are cavemen.
PL Are pretty cool, but foreign.
IT Space is our space and we're giving it out.
Sorry for the confusion guys, we forgot the average intelligence of most CAOD users is laughably low.
We got it, it just wasn't that funny.
Aren't you guys meant to be invading Wicked Creek and Scalding Pass? You've taken a wrong turn somewhere.
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Misaki Tanaka
Caldari
Dreddit
Test Alliance Please Ignore
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Posted - 2010.05.15 18:04:00 -
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Originally by: Prissa
Aren't you guys meant to be invading Wicked Creek and Scalding Pass? You've taken a wrong turn somewhere.
Well, yea, eventually... I mean we can't take over the whole map as planned all at the same time. We do no posses the strategic and tactical genius of leaders in alliances such as the SC.
Attacking an enemy on it's own soil, which as it's smaller is easier to defend, with game mechanics in favor of the defense. All the while they are already hunkered down, rich, and have good working relationships. I mean the idea of saying you are attacking many locations but then actually only attacking one system ... brilliant!
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Silwar Naiilo
Minmatar
Dreddit
Test Alliance Please Ignore
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Posted - 2010.05.15 18:05:00 -
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Originally by: Prissa
Originally by: DurrHurrDurr
Oh, right, this is in CAOD, which means no one will get it.
To summarize:
IT are cavemen.
PL Are pretty cool, but foreign.
IT Space is our space and we're giving it out.
Sorry for the confusion guys, we forgot the average intelligence of most CAOD users is laughably low.
We got it, it just wasn't that funny.
Aren't you guys meant to be invading Wicked Creek and Scalding Pass? You've taken a wrong turn somewhere.
WAIT A SECOND. Did we have the map upside down AGAIN?
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Prissa
Amarr
The Unknown Bar and Pub
Elysium Alliance
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Posted - 2010.05.15 18:22:00 -
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You're probably better off in Delve actually. Blood raiders melt easily, and officers pop up all the time.
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PipingHotCookies
Gallente
Dreddit
Test Alliance Please Ignore
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Posted - 2010.05.15 18:28:00 -
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It becomes clear through their wild gesturing, grunting and immediate flight at the sign of a frigate fleet that the natives are noble savages. I hope that, in time, they will understand that we are here to free them from their ignorance.
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Napro
Caldari
Buccaneers of New Eden
death from above..
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Posted - 2010.05.15 18:37:00 -
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Just when I thought you couldn't possibly be any dumber, you go and do something like this...
And totally Redeem yourselves! 
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Misaki Tanaka
Caldari
Dreddit
Test Alliance Please Ignore
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Posted - 2010.05.15 18:41:00 -
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CITIZENS OF THE NORTH CONTINUE REJOICING!
In conjunction with the previous news, we wanted to let all of the north know that we have extended the claim to land by 100%. We now have extended the mapped territory and free real estate to just now include M5-CGW and will soon be able to offer more in 1-SMEB.
As we are currently looking into adding more territory, we will keep our northern allies abreast of any new territory claimed. I really don't feel a map is necessary because M5-CGW is on the merry way to ZA9-PY.
If you would like to inquire about settling this new land, please send inquires to Trauma Nator or Montolio.
- Misaki Tanaka (Ad)Minister of Truth and Propaganda, Dreddit - Test Alliance Please Ignore
(signed)
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Hanakar
Minmatar
Dreddit
Test Alliance Please Ignore
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Posted - 2010.05.15 19:02:00 -
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Come on down, hi/lowsec alliances, it's 40 acres, 2 mules, and 2 solar systems for everyone! The space is so cheap down here, the clowns are GIVING IT AWAY! As long as you don't mind sweeping up some burst balloon animals and putting up with that creepy face paint everyone down here seems to be wearing, you should have no problems picking up a couple of systems to call your own! For a limited time only, while the clown car is in the Northern Demolition Derby, you can probably get your very own CONSTELLATION! That's right, folks, your very own constellation, for the low, low price of FREE! Act now and our soon-to-be-ex-neighbors, the clowns, will give you FREE TARGETS! Practice your gunnery and missile skills in battle against the "elite" PvPers the clowns decided weren't good enough to take with them up north! Act now, this offer is for a limited time only! You need not apply, this offer is open to EVERYONE! And like we always say here in Delve, "Just come on down and shoot a clown!"
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sakana
Minmatar
North Eastern Swat
Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2010.05.15 19:20:00 -
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support this initiative / service
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Otakanishj
Gallente
Interstellar eXodus
BricK sQuAD.
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Posted - 2010.05.15 19:25:00 -
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Kinda read the thread....
Can't help thinking you shoulda called the alliance Test Alliance Chases Oblivion.
Then maybe more would be interested?.... ...Those looking for a restaurant anyway. |
michael boltonIII
Caldari
Dreddit
Test Alliance Please Ignore
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Posted - 2010.05.15 20:06:00 -
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Proven fact:
The size of Test Alliance's SOV will double every two days. Do the math.
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Tez Saurus
Amarr
Dreddit
Test Alliance Please Ignore
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Posted - 2010.05.15 20:20:00 -
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Originally by: michael boltonIII
Proven fact:
The size of Test Alliance's SOV will double every two days. Do the math.
What.
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Revisal
Amarr
Dreddit
Test Alliance Please Ignore
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Posted - 2010.05.15 20:20:00 -
[24]
Originally by: michael boltonIII
Proven fact:
The size of Test Alliance's SOV will double every two days. Do the math.
Ah, but can our sovereignty pass the Turing test?
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Psilocin
Amarr
GoonWaffe
SOLODRAKBANSOLODRAKBANSO
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Posted - 2010.05.15 20:44:00 -
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My cat's breath smells like catfood
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Flikoo
Gallente
Dreddit
Test Alliance Please Ignore
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Posted - 2010.05.15 21:01:00 -
[26]
Originally by: Psilocin
My cat's breath smells like catfood
Sure it didn't lick SirMolle? |
Minigin
Caldari
Trinity Corp
WE FORM VOLTRON
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Posted - 2010.05.15 21:27:00 -
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dreddit:
Kills:2722
Losses:7100
i wonder if the blood raiders will win.
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THE ORIGINAL COLOUR POSTER!
Thorir > How does it feel beeing in the alliance that is the laughingstock of all mature 0.0 alliances
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Salivan Harddin
Gallente
Divine Power.
Wildly Inappropriate.
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Posted - 2010.05.15 21:29:00 -
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OH GOD YOU HAVE AWOKEN THE WRATH OF MINIGIN, PREPARE TO BE RIDICULED TO DEATH BY THE "elite" PvPER AND LEGENDARY MASTER STRATEGIST.
RESISTANCE IS FUTILE!
-****ing in his own cheerios since 2007
-Dreddit fan since 15/5/2010
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Minigin
Caldari
Trinity Corp
WE FORM VOLTRON
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Posted - 2010.05.15 21:39:00 -
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Originally by: Salivan Harddin
OH GOD YOU HAVE AWOKEN THE WRATH OF MINIGIN, PREPARE TO BE RIDICULED TO DEATH BY THE "elite" PvPER AND LEGENDARY MASTER STRATEGIST.
RESISTANCE IS FUTILE!
how about this for a strat. get your own gimic and dont suck.
besides i dont think dreddit needs me to tell them how bad they are... they will just pretend they enjoy being that pathetic. it wont save them though.
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THE ORIGINAL COLOUR POSTER!
Thorir > How does it feel beeing in the alliance that is the laughingstock of all mature 0.0 alliances
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Maerec
Amarr
Dreddit
Test Alliance Please Ignore
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Posted - 2010.05.15 21:39:00 -
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Edited by: Maerec on 15/05/2010 21:44:01
Originally by: Minigin
dreddit:
Kills:2722
Losses:7100
i wonder if the blood raiders will win.
Oh please, you're clueless. The Gurista's are going to wipe us out before the Blood Raiders have a chance to start winning.
Originally by: Minigin
Originally by: Salivan Harddin
OH GOD YOU HAVE AWOKEN THE WRATH OF MINIGIN, PREPARE TO BE RIDICULED TO DEATH BY THE "elite" PvPER AND LEGENDARY MASTER STRATEGIST.
RESISTANCE IS FUTILE!
how about this for a strat. get your own gimic and dont suck.
besides i dont think dreddit needs me to tell them how bad they are... they will just pretend they enjoy being that pathetic. it wont save them though.
You should get out more, man. You seem like you could use a break. Why so serious, sexy?
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THE ORIGINAL COLOR POSTER! |
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