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Sergio Ling
MALCONTENT5 Drowning Man
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Posted - 2011.09.22 15:05:00 -
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my good friend Bek and I recently decided that the discerning empire-dwelling pod-pilot dies not have enough choice when it comes to extracting Mercenaric revenge on their foes. so we united, and formed Drowning Man, undisputedly the best mercenary Alliance since Seleene joined Loxyrider mining in a mothership. But enough casual namedropping, let's have a progress report. As Ninjaturtle and his vast corporation joined our ranks, we ended our firtst contract against Fabricated Confabulations without having to resort to violence. Our next contract, one Journey Ltd., have so far been completely resistant to any kind of diplomacy, so I shall lay out the stats below for you to savour, or to ignore on your way to hitting the reply button with a doubtless erudite response.
What you'll notice is that all our kills come from one source, my excuse being I've spent the last month losing Tengus in providence/stain/delve in an attempt to raise my sec status to a more acceptable level. bring on sec/AUR concord bribrs I say. That's one microtransaction I'll wear into the ground.
I'd like to inline images, not link to them
They have been offered several standard buyout offers, some by official sources, most by enterprising alliance members trying to make a quick buck, but have always refused. I hope my contract manager will not mind me quoting his offer sent a few days ago:
Quote:Greetings Jentoka,
My name is NinjaTurtle and I speak now as a representative of Drowning Man alliance. We are a mercenary organization; we have been paid by a player entity to wardec your corporation and fulfill several goals as demanded of us by our employer (our employer's identity and subsequent contract information is always classified). As an organization however, Drowning Man reserves the right in every contract to review the target as a whole and decide whether a buy-out offer should be made.
In this case, Drowning Man has decided that it would be prudent to offer a buy-out agreement. This agreement, upon satisfaction, would end aggression immediately and cancel the wardec. Please note, that no such agreement has been made yet. The offer is set at 300,000,000.00 (Three hundred million) isk. This is not simply an arbitrary number; this value is derived from several factors, including any necessary employer compensation for a bought contract, war fees, etc. In certain situations, the act of buying out our own contracts means we make absolutely no profit at all, yet still incur all of the associated costs. This is one of those contracts.
I will now be very frank with you Sir, as I've been the one behind all of the following claims: Over the course of the last 96 hours we've been tracking over half of your corp roster. We know where you are when you log on, we know where you like to mine, where you poop, eat and log out. We know that you are woefully under equipped to tackle 20+ years of PvP experience, and your actives are practically confined to station.
This contract has an employer option to run for an additional 3 weeks. I don't think either of us want to spend the next month in a station camp, denying you your necessary assets and us our time. Unfortunately, that is the imminent course of events in this scenario. The offer is on the table, should you wish to accept or deny it. All contract negotiations must take place through eve-mail, you may reply directly to me.
Thank you for your time, and my warmest regards, NinjaTurtle CC: Sergio Ling
this seems pretty reasonable, and is an offer weoften see taken up by entities we're at war with. Ask Mars Carver. He saved his people the above pain. but not Jentoka, no, Jentoka thought he was on daytime TV where the episode was called "standing up to bullies!:
Quote:Re: On Behalf of Drowning Man From: Jentoka Sent: 2011.09.20 21:19 To: NinjaTurtle,
Thanks but no thanks. This war is quite stupid, and we are already putting a plan in motion that well let us out of it. We manufacture more than anything and this is something that can be done in stations with a preset clientele, so we aren't too concerned with how we will make money. As I've told Bek and Sergio, WE DO NOT RESPOND TO BULLY TACTICS. So, do what you must, but no one will see a dime from us unless it is in an honorable business purchase. With that said, I'd be happy to make a deal with you in which we could provide for you in exchange for getting out of the war.
since that exchange, haulers and barges have been exploding with quite some regularity. of course if they were to undock in a CNR, things might be different.
Apparently this war upsets them not. When our client set out his expectations for this war, 'maximum disruption' was repested fairly often
- Public chat channel closed and not available to the public, whoit is ostensibly for.
- anyone daring to mine gets jumped or docks/switches system (prductivity down the toilet after a week of that
- a bigjob corp-member left without a word after losing his rigged retriever and screaming in corp about 'retards not passing on intel'
Inasmuch as Maximum disruption was asked for, it's being delivered. but don't think this post heralds an end to the war. we still have lots to give, especially now my sec is fixed and I can make my way across the Galaxy to find your mammoths.
see you soon |
Nathan Jameson
Talocan Vanguard Talocan United
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Posted - 2011.09.22 15:15:00 -
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This thread was worth my time. |
BuzzyBeagle
Suddenly Ninjas Tear Extraction And Reclamation Service
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Posted - 2011.09.22 15:56:00 -
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Tea Ell Dee Are |
Kitty McKitty
In Praise Of Shadows
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Posted - 2011.09.22 15:57:00 -
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BuzzyBeagle wrote:Tea Ell Dee Are
They kill 6 noobs in a sanctioned war and thought they would make a long post about it in crime and punishment. "Why can't I be different and original, like everybody else?" |
Sergio Ling
MALCONTENT5 Drowning Man
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Posted - 2011.09.22 16:06:00 -
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Kitty McKitty wrote:BuzzyBeagle wrote:Tea Ell Dee Are They kill 6 noobs in a sanctioned war and thought they would make a long post about it in crime and punishment.
thanks for the sumup.
Hell, we do what we're paid to do, and this time we killed some dudes, and posted. that's where the mad dollar is
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Kikkoman6
NON PROPERO
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Posted - 2011.09.22 16:17:00 -
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I kept reading, thinking that it was just a really long buildup to something funny or interesting. Then I got to the end.
Definately the most pointless thread in a long, long time. |
Singeabooty Raj
Marcabian 5th Invasion Fleet
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Posted - 2011.09.22 16:37:00 -
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THIS SAYS IT ALL |
Kitty McKitty
In Praise Of Shadows
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Posted - 2011.09.22 17:12:00 -
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reported for not being relevant to crime and punishment. "Why can't I be different and original, like everybody else?" |
Singeabooty Raj
Marcabian 5th Invasion Fleet
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Posted - 2011.09.22 17:16:00 -
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Huzzah |
BuzzyBeagle
Suddenly Ninjas Tear Extraction And Reclamation Service
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Posted - 2011.09.22 17:25:00 -
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Kitty McKitty wrote:reported for not being relevant to crime and punishment.
i also reported |
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Singeabooty Raj
Marcabian 5th Invasion Fleet
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Posted - 2011.09.22 17:31:00 -
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Huzzah |
Sergio Ling
MALCONTENT5 Drowning Man
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Posted - 2011.09.22 20:29:00 -
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Kitty McKitty wrote:reported for not being relevant to crime and punishment. backseat moderating, excellent. where would you suggest a report on an empire war go? |
Kitty McKitty
In Praise Of Shadows
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Posted - 2011.09.22 20:54:00 -
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Warfare and tactics. The war bit being, this was a sanctioned war and not a criminal act. The tactics bit being, hurr a bunch of noobs undocked to us. "Why can't I be different and original, like everybody else?" |
valerydarcy
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Posted - 2011.09.22 20:57:00 -
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You ever tried running missions n that? Like my posts to validate my existence in RL.
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Singeabooty Raj
Marcabian 5th Invasion Fleet
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Posted - 2011.09.22 21:05:00 -
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Wait so the report for not being relevant to crime and punishment wasn't for the link of the woman having an accident in the jacuzzi but for the OP? I am now confused. Which is it to be? |
FloppieTheBanjoClown
The Skunkworks
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Posted - 2011.09.22 22:58:00 -
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So you came here to brag that you're competent enough to kill haulers and miners who don't have enough sense to dock up when war targets come into local or run neutral scouts when they're moving goods (or better yet, use neutral miners and haulers)? That's like boasting about the squirrel I ran over yesterday. |
mikeh24
UNITED STAR SYNDICATE ROMANIAN-LEGION
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Posted - 2011.09.22 23:07:00 -
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Sergio Ling wrote:Drowning Man, undisputedly the best mercenary Alliance
HAI GAIS WE KILL HAULERS!
Noir??^ |
Drake Draconis
Shadow Cadre Shadow Confederation
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Posted - 2011.09.22 23:28:00 -
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I'm confused...
Either this is a
"wut?"
or a
"CoolStoryBro"
I thoguth this was an advertisement...but it seems like some sort of.
Well I'm not sure really. |
DeliciousHamBeast
The Concilium Enterprises Spectrum Alliance
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Posted - 2011.09.23 04:57:00 -
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Where's the nakid? -- Pity me not, but lend thy serious hearing to what I shall unfold. |
Cerisia
Lone Star enterprises
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Posted - 2011.09.23 07:14:00 -
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Came expecting boobies - left disappointed.... I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it. |
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Grot Bags
Science and Trade Institute Caldari State
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Posted - 2011.09.23 08:44:00 -
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Cerisia wrote:Came expecting boobies - left disappointed.... Get you chebs out then love |
Misanth
RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE Limitless Inc.
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Posted - 2011.09.24 04:33:00 -
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Is the OP worth my time or not? And why's the subject line misleading.. |
Sergio Ling
MALCONTENT5 Drowning Man
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Posted - 2011.09.24 19:47:00 -
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Misanth wrote:Is the OP worth my time or not? And why's the subject line misleading.. how is it misleading? |
Aldarean
Eclipse Innovations Fabricated Confabulations
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Posted - 2011.09.25 01:28:00 -
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I would Like to say to anyone who reads this and thinks 300mil is a good buyout deal.
This does not garuantee you will not be war decc by the same people shortly afterwards.
As our name is already labelled in this post, I feel no security threat by replying to this post.
We were war decc'd we did pay the AGREED "ransom", only to be war decced again by the same people 7 days later.
So my advice to anyone reading this who has been war decced by The Drowning Man is to forget about the ransom, get an alt onto an NCP corp and do what you usually do.
This is a must in eve at any case.
This is not a moan, we understand how eve works, this is advice for any corp/alliance who will be in a similar situation in the future.
As the saying goes: Fool me once - Fool on you, Fool me twice - Fool on me. Everyone is entitiled to an error of judgement, per situation. We however learn and grow for that error.
But good luck to The Drowning man in their eve venture. |
Sadokhiane
SADO CORP Fabricated Confabulations
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Posted - 2011.09.25 02:06:00 -
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BuzzyBeagle wrote:Kitty McKitty wrote:reported for not being relevant to crime and punishment. i also reported
Yer griefing,
To Segio, You besmirch your own name for foolishly failing to abide by the simplest the forum rules, by first naming your victim in an attempt to embarass fellow players, you didn't even roleplay in the most basic of fashion, please do not refer to us in any shape form or fashion. Secondly spamming external websites that have no bearing on the fourm topic.
You took our ISK and formed an allience and decced us again, the only relevance that this story may have with crime or punishment, is simply you break rulles and have no honor......
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Soldarius
Peek-A-Boo Bombers
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Posted - 2011.09.26 08:05:00 -
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I think this thread is a lol, what? "How do you kill that which has no life?" |
War Kitten
Panda McLegion
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Posted - 2011.09.26 17:03:00 -
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6 WHOLE kills on that contract? 2 of them pods? and... AND... you ALMOST scammed them out of 300M isk?
Zoinks!
Please keep us updated with more walls of text on how cool you are next month after the toll reaches 10!
/em can't wait This is my signature.-á There are many others like it, but this one is mine. |
Drake Draconis
Shadow Cadre Shadow Confederation
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Posted - 2011.09.26 17:46:00 -
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Aldarean wrote:I would Like to say to anyone who reads this and thinks 300mil is a good buyout deal.
This does not garuantee you will not be war decc by the same people shortly afterwards.
*snip*
That is what they call common sense. |
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