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Hellz Hitman
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Posted - 2010.05.25 11:56:00 -
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Edited by: Hellz Hitman on 25/05/2010 12:05:26 Told a few people I'd post this here. Well, it all started when one of my ex corp mates contacted me, started talking about his new corp and how cool it was and how the guy was gonna buy him a carrier and the like, ect ect. But then he started talking bout how he missed PVP, wanted to go back to my corp and kill stuff again. So he was all dead set to leave his corp and get some killing in. And after talking about it for a little while we came up with an even better idea. Why don't we just rip the kid off and maybe we can profit and kill all at the same time. This kid was stationed in a C5 WH. I don't know the details on it and nor did I care.
Now a little bit of background on Loren G, henceforth known as the newb/noob/idjit/or whatever else I feel like calling him, he is one of those newbs with far too much money and far too little experience. I could go on and on about his terribad fits. Shield tanked Devoters, Navy geddons fit with shields and cargo expanders, and the fact that every fit of his had at least 2 warp stabs and a cargo enhancer. Words cannot describe some of these fits.
Back to the story though, we give it a week or two to see if we can really get this carrier out of him, time passes and no carrier then we get word that he's planning on uprouting and leaving his wormhole, and since me and my mate and a random bystander were just chilling there we figured why not give it a go. Then my mate decided to go to sleep at the wheel and we had to wait till the morning. I log on to find my 2 mates already working on it. I travel the 30 jumps to the low sec entrance and upon arriving at the hole get my buzzard blown up by an arazu, **** luck. I decide to press on in my new Ibis of Doom. Knowing ill probably not be able to do anything cause all intel says this kid and all his corp mates only fly Amarr.
But surprise surprise when I get to the first POS, the kid has a fully fit rigged buzzard amongst all these Amarr ships. The only non Amarr ship there. We take down the shields of the pos and start moving ships out, total of maybe 20-30 ships. We ended up blowing up a few cause they were worthless, or nearly so and got what we could out, meantime we find out our "Freighter" Pilot doesnt have the skill to fly it. Fail. And the mate that was in the corp doesnt even have anchoring 1.
So off goes the alt to pick up skill books. And in the process the wormhole closes, leaving a null sec hole and another c5 as the only exits. We decide to try and bust through the Null sec, which we do successfully, in a cov ops carrying the skill books, this entire time I was trying to probe out another C3 hole, eventually leading to empire. We get the books back start unanchoring guns, load the freighter with all his pos fuel ect and right as the last guns come down and I start yelling in joy over vent at finding an empire exit, and the alt legion pilot is returning our little friend logs on. Immediately removes roles from my guy comes in steals the legion, that and the devoter being the only ships left and flies off and spends the rest of the time watching us and screaming and crying in local, knowing he's watching we blow up the few remaining ships not in a SS and begin moving starting with the freighter, just trying to get everything out of the original hole. We bubble his side of the hole and start moving everything, we get everything into the new hole and start ferrying it down to empire, when we get down to 3 ships and the freighter left, the WH we were using collapses.
Prior to that we get kids in a Hyperion, Curse, and Navy Caracal, attempting to catch us as we move everything, we ignore them but eventually a bubble comes up, I switch to my Rohk and call up a Corp mate in a neut Domi, and my mates grab the Devoter and the Navy Geddon. I jump through the hole and immediately get scrammed and held down, we get the Hype to 50% arm and he jumps through the hole. But his friends weren't so smart, we take down the curse using
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Ran Khanon
Amarr Swords Horses and Heavy Metal
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Posted - 2010.05.25 11:58:00 -
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Psssst ... selling paragraphs! Looks like you could use some, buddy.
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Poo Ka'hontas
Red Eye Brigade
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Posted - 2010.05.25 12:01:00 -
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God damn in hell man... WTF is wrong with you? This is the Berlin Wall, not a story of any heist..
Make it readable, or you will be the onlyone knowing this story..
Watta**** are they feeding the kids nowadays..
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Hellz Hitman
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Posted - 2010.05.25 12:04:00 -
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Edited by: Hellz Hitman on 25/05/2010 12:06:26 the Devoter to extend their bubble and keep the curse from getting away, He's webbed but still pulling away slowly. The Caracal Navy starts burning away slowly, as he's webbed too, soon as he sees the curse drop, too little too late and the Caracal drops as well. Hype never returns and to this day I'm not sure what happened to him.
I digress back to the stranding the Freighter, a purifier, and 2 anathemas in the hole along with one of my mates. My mate at this time jumps in the freighter and immediately logs it. (He later posted on the forum and was rescued)
While we all consolidate our ill begotten gains of, 1 curse (t2 rigs), 1 Pilgrim, a full Prorator, a full Providence (Which had a large pos + mods + ammo ect in the hold), 4 Armageddons, 2 Apocs, 1 Abbadon, 1 Armageddon Navy Issue (t2 Large CCC rig + Faction hardener and cargo expanders of course), A Devoter, A Providence, 2 Imperial Navy Slicers, and a few probing ships and misc junk. We still havent completely gone through everything in the Freighter, but total net worth is looking like 2-3 billion easily. Any Questions? :)
Remember, Once No Mercy, Always No Mercy.
(Updated, didnt realize how much that resembled the Berlin Wall :P Sorry)
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Andrea Griffin
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:06:00 -
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Sounds like you had a lot of fun there. A get-away complete with tears and a firefight. I approve of this newly-revised, paragraph-enhanced posting.
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Lana Torrin
Minmatar Republic Military Skool
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:32:00 -
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Roles.. It don't matter which ones you get, you can make isk off em..
Welcome to the dark side.
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Hellz Hitman
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:48:00 -
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Oh and it was my first time I've actually just straight robbed a kid. I typically don't operate like that, but either way, most of the glory goes to my mates, I was just moral support for most of it :P Ill let them name themselves when they wish. This kid just got on my nerves, if it wasn't against rules to post chat logs and the such, You'd get alot more laughs outta it :)
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ZeJesus
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:54:00 -
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How can you possibly tolerate your own existence? You're a miserable griefer.
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Hellz Hitman
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Posted - 2010.05.25 13:58:00 -
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Originally by: ZeJesus How can you possibly tolerate your own existence? You're a miserable griefer.
Heh I didn't grief I stole. I told the kid he could have it back if he paid and he said "Suck my harry balls" and then something about jews ... We weren't rude about it :P
And I can tolerate my miserable existance alot better now with a billion more in assets in my pockets :)
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Owen Drakkar
Terra Nostra
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Posted - 2010.05.25 14:55:00 -
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Nice heist. When did you do this?
Something for you: Linkage.
He ejected halfway through, couldn't cycle the scram in time or I would have podded him.
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D3rg3
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Posted - 2010.05.25 15:36:00 -
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Originally by: ZeJesus How can you possibly tolerate your own existence? You're a miserable griefer.
How can you possibly tolerate Eve? You're a miserable care bear.
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Aiwha
Caldari Space Marine Academy
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Posted - 2010.05.25 17:29:00 -
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Whilst I never approve of such actions, I must say, that's a hell of a story you've got there... ---------------------------
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dankness420
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Posted - 2010.05.25 22:01:00 -
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Good job with the theft! Some people just deserve to die for their stupidity!
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Sir Zimmerman
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Posted - 2010.05.26 00:21:00 -
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. My mate at this time jumps in the freighter and immediately logs it. (He later posted on the forum and was rescued)
While we all consolidate our ill begotten gains of, 1 curse (t2 rigs), 1 Pilgrim, a full Prorator, a full Providence (Which had a large pos + mods + ammo ect in the hold), 4 Armageddons, 2 Apocs, 1 Abbadon, 1 Armageddon Navy Issue (t2 Large CCC rig + Faction hardener and cargo expanders of course), A Devoter, A Providence, 2 Imperial Navy Slicers, and a few probing ships and misc junk. We still havent completely gone through everything in the Freighter, but total net worth is looking like 2-3 billion easily. Any Questions? :)
We got the freighter out?? **** ya.
I cant wait till is sells
sighned lorin's always faithful ex corpmate.
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Killah Bunnie
Amarr Sugar Free Corp. Enclave Alliance
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Posted - 2010.05.26 10:24:00 -
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Nice Job Hellz
I salute thee on still having the most epic chin in EvE
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Hellz Hitman
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Posted - 2010.05.26 10:58:00 -
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Originally by: Killah Bunnie Nice Job Hellz
I salute thee on still having the most epic chin in EvE
ALL HAIL THE CHIN! Mah Chin is a perty chin :) Thanks :P
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Zverofaust
Gallente Locus Industries
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Posted - 2010.05.26 13:15:00 -
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Awesome, will you guys come and pewpew us finally?
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Marcus Druallis
Quantum Industries Prime Orbital Systems
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Posted - 2010.05.26 14:25:00 -
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So lemme get this straight. You managed to fit a freighter through an empire wh? Right. --
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Grunanca
Final Agony B A N E
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Posted - 2010.05.26 15:23:00 -
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Funny how the OP throws around words as kid and nub, considering his spelling and especially his sentences are worse then that of a child.
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Istvaan Shogaatsu
Caldari Guiding Hand Social Club
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Posted - 2010.05.26 15:25:00 -
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Good haul, mate. Sounds like the extraction was a lot of fun.
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Amanda Eidolo
Adamantine Resolve
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Posted - 2010.05.26 15:27:00 -
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Edited by: Amanda Eidolo on 26/05/2010 15:28:22
Originally by: Marcus Druallis So lemme get this straight. You managed to fit a freighter through an empire wh? Right.
Edit: When Istvaan Shogaatsu complements you on a heist, you've done well. -------- ¦ |
Sir Zimmerman
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Posted - 2010.05.26 20:32:00 -
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Originally by: Marcus Druallis So lemme get this straight. You managed to fit a freighter through an empire wh? Right.
You know I read this and I can't find anywere saying we got the freighter threw a empire wh. Skill reading comprehension to atleast IV then re-read. |
Istvaan Shogaatsu
Caldari Guiding Hand Social Club
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Posted - 2010.05.27 16:09:00 -
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Originally by: Amanda Eidolo Edited by: Amanda Eidolo on 26/05/2010 15:28:22
Originally by: Marcus Druallis So lemme get this straight. You managed to fit a freighter through an empire wh? Right.
Edit: When Istvaan Shogaatsu complements you on a heist, you've done well.
Pshaw. Flattered, but I'm old news.
There's bigger thieves out there these days.
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Aliraxi
Gallente Cow Boys From HeII
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Posted - 2010.05.27 19:48:00 -
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Quote: Pshaw. Flattered, but I'm old news.
There's bigger thieves out there these days.
The first in this case will probably always be the best
I love these kind of heists, great story, good haul
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Seamus McLove
Aperture Harmonics K162
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Posted - 2010.05.27 23:13:00 -
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Edited by: Seamus McLove on 27/05/2010 23:13:51 I may be a dumbass for asking, but read op twice now, what corp was the target of this?
Also: nice.
Edit: Oh yeah, killboard :) Was thinking of a different thread where it was vaguer. |
Hellz Hitman
Caldari No-Mercy
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Posted - 2010.05.28 06:04:00 -
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Originally by: Grunanca Funny how the OP throws around words as kid and nub, considering his spelling and especially his sentences are worse then that of a child.
Nub, please friend, quote the spot where I said nub, and as for my sentence structure, and my spelling, please, show me my errors. Sentence structure is often mangled online, so I really don't give a damn about that. But my spelling, there shouldn't be many problems there. No-Mercy |
Tejal Charu
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Posted - 2010.05.28 11:26:00 -
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Any of the loot up for sale? |
RougeOperator
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Posted - 2010.05.28 11:49:00 -
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Always entertaining to see what you are up to Hellz.
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Lana Torrin
Minmatar Republic Military Skool
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Posted - 2010.05.28 12:01:00 -
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Originally by: Istvaan Shogaatsu
Originally by: Amanda Eidolo Edited by: Amanda Eidolo on 26/05/2010 15:28:22
Originally by: Marcus Druallis So lemme get this straight. You managed to fit a freighter through an empire wh? Right.
Edit: When Istvaan Shogaatsu complements you on a heist, you've done well.
Pshaw. Flattered, but I'm old news.
There's bigger thieves out there these days.
While im sure that is true (and im not one of them) I hope you realize we all do it to try and emulate you.. The first is always the best, its just the way of things.
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Hellz Hitman
Caldari No-Mercy
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Posted - 2010.05.28 14:52:00 -
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Originally by: Tejal Charu Any of the loot up for sale?
Almost all of it that we have left, Hard finding buyers for prerigged, prefit ships. Im not charging for any but faction mods so regardless of what ya buy you are making a profit. Most kids seem to think that its a **** ship if its fit weird. Guess they dont realize they can strip fittings lol Just hit me up ingame if ya looking to buy something Ill drop ya a list of what we have, biggest focus is getting rid of the navy geddon and the rest of the bships No-Mercy |
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