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Yuto Kung
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Posted - 2010.06.08 17:54:00 -
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Edited by: Yuto Kung on 08/06/2010 17:57:37
Hello fellow human beings and members of the alliance formerly known as Goonswarm!
Re-post from SHC forums follows:
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Here we go ladies and gentlemen!
As discussed in another thread ( http://www.scrapheap-challenge.com/viewtopic.php?t=35101 ) I am about to transfer ( the legitimate, official way, with me paying a transfer fee, etc. ) a character, along with all assets and ISK to the winner of this competition.
The gist of it I am not playing EVE anymore, but want a good last laugh out of my EVE assets, which includes a very decent character along with his stuff. Instead of catering to the "Can I haz your stuff" crew, I am running a competition where people can submit ORIGINAL stuff and make me laugh. This is a reverse-you-laugh-you-lose. Bring it on!
Procedure 1. You submit something to the competition 2. I deem it the most entertaining/funny of all submissions 3. I move all assets and ISK to my alt 4. Transfer char on my dime to new owner's account 5. Donate all the assets and ISK from my alt to the winner
This is to allow running such a competition under CCP rules. The only thing I want to get out of this is entertainment and a laugh. No RL iskies, services or something like that are accepted or wanted.
I will also ask for / accept e-advise on what made other people laugh. Maybe even setup a jury made out of the worse posters SHC has ever seen.
What can I actually win? Show me the money! Well, first of all my character, named Zilkin. Yes, low-alphabet for all you fleet pvp warriors thinking "oh god, I hope I don't get primaried!".
[1] 72m SP, almost exclusively spent into PVP-related skills, along with some science stuff (purpose of that later) --> Skills: http://eveboard.com/pilot/Zilkin
[2] His assets: 1x Faction Battleship (Navy Megathron)
15x Battleship - 9x Megathron - 3x Hyperion - 2x Apocalypse - 1x Armageddon
13x Battlecruiser - 6x Harbinger - 4x Brutix - 2x Myrmidon - 1x Drake
5x Heavy Assault Ship - 3x Sacrilege - 2x Zealot
4x Assault Ship - 2x Retribution - 2x Enyo
10x Interceptor - 6x Taranis - 2x Ares - 1x Malediction - 1x Crusader
3x Cruiser - 2x Maller - 1x Celestis
6x Frigate - 2x Tristan - 2x Punisher - 1x Incursus - 1x Executioner
+ Industrials, Shuttles, Deep Space Exploration Ships
Assets include an undisclosed (too much to count) amount of Tech2 and Tech1 modules and a Brutix Blueprint amongst other things.
[3] 483m ISK as of right now. Will go down a few hundred thousand ISKs due to contracting all assets to alt and then back to the winner of the competition.
I reckon the prize is worth roughly 20b ISK in total. (Don't write me hatemail if you think its only worth 19b)
Rules of the game (yes, there are rules) Your submission must fall into one of these categories: - Draw/Write a Comic, can be EVE-related, doesnt have to - Come up with an inappropriate way to worship me and document it (pics, video) - Costume as Derek, the ginger god of SHC, and submit a picture ( for reference, this is Derek: http://img541.imageshack.us/img541/5840/44e8eaec3300f624eed9c7f.jpg ) - Write a short story - something to the effect of all of the above
If you chose to go the worshipping route, address me as "Yuto", not Zilkin or Douchebag. Also Yuto is short enough to makes Yuto-tattoo's on your small *****es possible.
Deadline Sunday, 20th of June. Why? Because then the brave denizens of SHC will have something to help them get thru the bloody monday we all dread.
How to submit? Option A: Post in this thread: http://www.scrapheap-challenge.com/viewtopic.php?p=1256335 Option B: Email it to me at [email protected] and I will post it (if you are from the EVE-O forums and don't want to register on SHC)
Good luck, Yuto |
Nicholas Barker
Black Nova Corp IT Alliance
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Posted - 2010.06.08 18:02:00 -
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erm, can i has your stuff? ------
0800-LAG-A-NODE
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Yuto Kung
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Posted - 2010.06.08 18:04:00 -
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Originally by: Nicholas Barker erm, can i has your stuff?
I hope a goon wins (they are good at such creative stuff) and takes back Delve with the char.
Hmm ... shame I am not allowed to submit myself, otherwise that post would have been a good contender. |
Mira O'karr
Minmatar Krazny Oktyabr Revolyutsiya
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Posted - 2010.06.08 19:57:00 -
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this guy is serious so friendly bump.
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Taedrin
Gallente The Green Cross DEFI4NT
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Posted - 2010.06.08 20:16:00 -
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Why did you have to steal my idea? This is what I wanted to do when I finally departed from EVE for good ----------
Originally by: Dr Fighter "how do you know when youve had a repro accident"
Theres modules missing and morphite in your mineral pile.
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De'Veldrin
Minmatar Special Projects Executive The Obsidian Legion
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Posted - 2010.06.08 20:20:00 -
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When I leave eve I am going to repeatedly pod myself without an up to date clone and see how low I can get my skill points.
Then sell the character. --Vel
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Ekrid
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Posted - 2010.06.08 20:41:00 -
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Fail.
You should've held a competition to give away billion isk faction ships and your character separately to people who come up with ideas that can perfectly make work:
Faction warfare. Bounty hunting. Rocket fix. Interface upgrade. FoF missile fix (so they are actually smart and not stupid, really, why don't they have computers on board that are intelligent? its the F'n future) Ship balances.
etc.
you know, instead of ****ing it all away for a laugh, actually get a laugh at CCP and give it to someone that makes the game better.
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Syn Callibri
Minmatar Blacklight Incorporated
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Posted - 2010.06.08 20:50:00 -
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Submission sentto e-mail.
(The views expressed may not be those of Blacklight Inc.) |
Terro Deagas
Double-Down
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Posted - 2010.06.08 20:50:00 -
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Originally by: Ekrid Fail.
You should've held a competition to give away billion isk faction ships and your character separately to people who come up with ideas that can perfectly make work:
Faction warfare. Bounty hunting. Rocket fix. Interface upgrade. FoF missile fix (so they are actually smart and not stupid, really, why don't they have computers on board that are intelligent? its the F'n future) Ship balances.
etc.
you know, instead of ****ing it all away for a laugh, actually get a laugh at CCP and give it to someone that makes the game better.
You should just give it to this guy, that was worth a lol
I'm sharpening my comedy stick for this...
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X201207
Caldari
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Posted - 2010.06.08 20:53:00 -
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If you really had wanted a goon to get the stuff, why didn't you post in that MMO HMO thread? I know it's got it's own issues with the drama but goons is homies.
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Syn Callibri
Minmatar Blacklight Incorporated
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Posted - 2010.06.08 21:00:00 -
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Edited by: Syn Callibri on 08/06/2010 21:01:49
Originally by: Ekrid Fail.
You should've held a competition to give away billion isk faction ships and your character separately to people who come up with ideas that can perfectly make work:
Faction warfare. Bounty hunting. Rocket fix. Interface upgrade. FoF missile fix (so they are actually smart and not stupid, really, why don't they have computers on board that are intelligent? its the F'n future) Ship balances.
etc.
you know, instead of ****ing it all away for a laugh, actually get a laugh at CCP and give it to someone that makes the game better.
I'll bet you hold your breath till you turn blue and pass out alot...don't you?
Do you hear that phone ringing? Its your bridge...it wants its troll to come home. SO...what are you waiting for...go!
Do you recycle or do you make a new tinfoil hat everytime you post?
(The views expressed may not be those of Blacklight Inc.) |
Yuto Kung
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Posted - 2010.06.09 05:33:00 -
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Good submissions so far - keep it up! The package is worth roughly 20b and all you need to do is be a little creative. :) |
Ocih
Amarr The Program Controlled Chaos
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Posted - 2010.06.09 06:08:00 -
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I could start an alliance, take R3 and rename the outpost SC's BFF Yuto Kung. I dont know how long I'd hold it but it would be good for short term giggles. |
Kieselguhr Kid
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Posted - 2010.06.09 06:20:00 -
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I would conquer the hell out of that outpost and rename it Gnuk Otuy
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Kieselguhr Kid
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Posted - 2010.06.09 06:37:00 -
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Originally by: Kieselguhr Kid I would conquer the hell out of that outpost and rename it Gnuk Otuy
and then I would forget to pay the bills and drop sov
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Dankiss
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Posted - 2010.06.09 06:59:00 -
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Go to starting system hand out fit frigates to anyone that will come pvp with you, and guarantee replacement cruisers to anyone who loses their frigate. Then invade the north!
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Eto Tekai
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Posted - 2010.06.09 07:27:00 -
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20 days is no where near long enough to grow a handlebar moustache!
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Herateis
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Posted - 2010.06.09 07:53:00 -
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Originally by: Syn Callibri Edited by: Syn Callibri on 08/06/2010 21:01:49
Originally by: Ekrid Fail.
You should've held a competition to give away billion isk faction ships and your character separately to people who come up with ideas that can perfectly make work:
Faction warfare. Bounty hunting. Rocket fix. Interface upgrade. FoF missile fix (so they are actually smart and not stupid, really, why don't they have computers on board that are intelligent? its the F'n future) Ship balances.
etc.
you know, instead of ****ing it all away for a laugh, actually get a laugh at CCP and give it to someone that makes the game better.
I'll bet you hold your breath till you turn blue and pass out alot...don't you?
Do you hear that phone ringing? Its your bridge...it wants its troll to come home. SO...what are you waiting for...go!
Do you recycle or do you make a new tinfoil hat everytime you post?
a tinfoil hat implies paranoid. So yeah, what part of that's paranoid? There's no everyones out to get me thinking there, its just annoyance with the game.
Originally by: Dankiss Go to starting system hand out fit frigates to anyone that will come pvp with you, and guarantee replacement cruisers to anyone who loses their frigate. Then invade the north!
do this, pleeeeeasee. you could blow your isk giving a bunch of newbies great experience with roaming blob gankfare and how PVP is in the game, making newcomers very dangerous to the elderly
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Jason Bauer
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Posted - 2010.06.09 07:58:00 -
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E-mail sent
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Marko Riva
Adamant Inc.
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Posted - 2010.06.09 09:10:00 -
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I'm the biggest joke in the game.
----------- I think, therefore I'm single. Want to learn combat/PVP? Alliance creation service |
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Suneai
Gallente The Scope
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Posted - 2010.06.09 09:13:00 -
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Originally by: Eto Tekai 20 days is no where near long enough to grow a handlebar moustache!
Shave an ginger cat's back and stick the fur on your face.
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Killer Gandry
Caldari TerraNovae
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Posted - 2010.06.09 11:20:00 -
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I looked at the character and decided not to run for it.
A: It can't fly T2 shuttles. B: The amount of ships you have would harly keep me in PvP for more than like a week. C: The name of the character is something that sounds asif you pulled it out of your extensive medecine cabinet.
D: The fact I will have to explain to the NPC Corporations that I am not actually a Goon and as such can be admitted into their ranks.
E: You have -0.03 security rating and I have no idea howmany veldspar asteroids I have to kill to get it back to positive.
F: Not enough miningskills. G: The character looks like it's constipated. H: Only +5's in and no expensive hardwires to lose in PvP aswel. Cheap git. I: Did I say already it's a Goon?
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Albetta
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Posted - 2010.06.09 12:41:00 -
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Can i submit more than once?
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Yuto Kung
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Posted - 2010.06.09 12:43:00 -
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Originally by: Albetta Can i submit more than once?
Confirmed - some sent as much as 3 so far. |
Albetta
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Posted - 2010.06.09 12:51:00 -
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Originally by: Yuto Kung
Originally by: Albetta Can i submit more than once?
Confirmed - some sent as much as 3 so far.
sweet, prepare yourself for a avalanche of teh lolz
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Syn Callibri
Minmatar Blacklight Incorporated
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Posted - 2010.06.09 14:11:00 -
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Edited by: Syn Callibri on 09/06/2010 14:11:54
Originally by: Herateis
Originally by: Syn Callibri Edited by: Syn Callibri on 08/06/2010 21:01:49
Originally by: Ekrid Fail.
You should've held a competition to give away billion isk faction ships and your character separately to people who come up with ideas that can perfectly make work:
Faction warfare. Bounty hunting. Rocket fix. Interface upgrade. FoF missile fix (so they are actually smart and not stupid, really, why don't they have computers on board that are intelligent? its the F'n future) Ship balances.
etc.
you know, instead of ****ing it all away for a laugh, actually get a laugh at CCP and give it to someone that makes the game better.
I'll bet you hold your breath till you turn blue and pass out alot...don't you?
Do you hear that phone ringing? Its your bridge...it wants its troll to come home. SO...what are you waiting for...go!
Do you recycle or do you make a new tinfoil hat everytime you post?
a tinfoil hat implies paranoid. So yeah, what part of that's paranoid? There's no everyones out to get me thinking there, its just annoyance with the game.
Originally by: Dankiss Go to starting system hand out fit frigates to anyone that will come pvp with you, and guarantee replacement cruisers to anyone who loses their frigate. Then invade the north!
do this, pleeeeeasee. you could blow your isk giving a bunch of newbies great experience with roaming blob gankfare and how PVP is in the game, making newcomers very dangerous to the elderly
No...it implies shielding one's self from cosmic rays radiating out of the planet Jupiter that are affecting one's judgment...is that a phone I hear ringing?
(The views expressed may not be those of Blacklight Inc.) |
Gistatis Tribunus
The Unknown Bar and Pub Elysium Alliance
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Posted - 2010.06.09 14:27:00 -
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Originally by: Ekrid HOW DARE YOU ATTEMPT TO HAVE A FUN COMPETITION WHEN THERE ARE ISSSSSSSUES THAT NEED TO BE FIXED
fyp
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Syn Callibri
Minmatar Blacklight Incorporated
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Posted - 2010.06.09 14:33:00 -
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Second submission sent to you.
(The views expressed may not be those of Blacklight Inc.) |
Yuto Kung
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Posted - 2010.06.09 14:39:00 -
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Just a heads-up, there is currently a favorite: http://www.scrapheap-challenge.com/viewtopic.php?p=1257173#1257173
But only 20 hours have passed and there are still 11 days to go, so I am confident we'll see alot more "extraordinary" things like these. |
Nefalex
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Posted - 2010.06.09 14:43:00 -
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wow thats really cool of you to do this. what a bad ass you are:D
Im very unfunny but maybe you can post your top 10 favorite submissions somewhere towards the end of the competition so we can see them, maybe make a poll if you cant decide :D Take care
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