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Algerave
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Posted - 2010.07.12 17:48:00 -
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Edited by: Algerave on 12/07/2010 17:48:32 'Twas the night before Hulkageddon And all through the belt Hulks were strip mining For ore they would smelt
Their macros were set And running with care In the hopes that no piwates Would ever be there
The miners were happy AFK in their pods Browsing the markets For more faction mods
And I in my Thorax My alt off to bed Was browsing new implants To plug in my head
When out of the stars There appeared in local Three pirate catalysts Full of pirates most vocal
Out of the station I undocked with flash And into a freighter I almost did crash
I warped to the belt 30KM or so I sat back and relaxed Prepared for the show
When to my delight Three catalysts did show With three pirate gankers Full of intentions quite low
They rushed for the miners And taunted them by name Shouting battlecries, memes, And vulgarity as they came
ôFor fun and for laughterö ôFor Joy and good cheerö ôFor lulz and for rageö ôBut most important: for tearsö
To the edge of the belt! To the first miner hull! And not one warped away To which I said ôlulö
As bricks in mud The miners did sit Oh when they return They will surely talk ****
So up to the first Hulk The gankers did fly And in 3 seconds flat He lit up the sky
And then in a twinkling I saw in local chat The ponderings of a miner ôlol wut was that?ö
As a minerÆs head turned His hulk swinging round The pirates descended Like a pack of hellhounds
The Hulk was fitted all for mining Not a tank to be found While his high slots were filled With riches abound
The next miner sat As he had all day He looked like a moron Just mining away
The blasters û how they twinkled! The fires û how they shone! As the third miner died The gankers screamed ô0wned!ö
The fourth miner turned Aligning the shipÆs bow When a scrambler did catch him And he yelled ôim leaving eve for wowö
The gankers did have The Hulk in their teeth And the loss did cause him To ragequit in grief
The last minerÆs Hulk Was trying to run But the gankers pursued ôQuick, last one!ö
His Hulk was aligned! His warp drive set! But these were no gankers Like heÆd ever met
With a flash of their guns And his warp drives dead His carebear heart Was filled with dread
They spoke not a word And finished their work As the last miner QQÆed ôat east im not uh dorkö
And as CONCORD arrived To even the score I couldnÆt keep from posting ôLOL MOARö
They sprang from the wrecks Their pods lightning quick And congratulated each other ôLMAO THAT WAS SICKö
As they warped out they cried ôHereÆs to miners with no tankö ôA Merry Hulkageddon to allö ôAnd to all, a good gank!ö
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Xirin
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Posted - 2010.07.12 18:16:00 -
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I lol'ed
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CommanderHagen
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Posted - 2010.07.16 12:30:00 -
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funniest thing ive seen on eve so far
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Epic Guy
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Posted - 2010.07.16 13:57:00 -
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haha that is indeed awesome :)
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Dirk Magnum
Blue Republic
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Posted - 2010.07.18 00:03:00 -
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Best prize!
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Orar Ironfist
Veto.
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Posted - 2010.07.18 00:18:00 -
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Liked that alot
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James Arget
Caldari Adhocracy Incorporated
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Posted - 2010.07.18 03:11:00 -
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Bravo! Great composition!
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RoCkEt X
Hostile. PURPLE HELMETED WARRIORS
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Posted - 2010.07.18 10:07:00 -
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lol, in 6 years of eve, this has gotta be the best one :)
brilliant! LOL :D
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Miregar Shakor
Minmatar
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Posted - 2010.07.19 06:13:00 -
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Awesome!
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Limyla
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Posted - 2010.07.20 19:41:00 -
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Love it.
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Cpt Jagermeister
United Systems Navy Wildly Inappropriate.
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Posted - 2010.07.20 23:40:00 -
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OMG THAT IS EPIC WIN!!!
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Shade Millith
Caldari Macabre Votum Morsus Mihi
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Posted - 2010.07.21 08:58:00 -
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I like, I like alot! ------------------------
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Vonlutt
Amarr
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Posted - 2010.07.22 06:17:00 -
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Very good job. ! |
Robbie napier
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Posted - 2010.08.05 13:51:00 -
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lol grat work
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Geema
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Posted - 2010.08.05 16:46:00 -
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That was simply awesome :) Good job
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zandayus
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Posted - 2010.09.19 17:10:00 -
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very good poem.i was laughing as i read it in the eve context.i look forward to a lotmore of those from you.lol buddy
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Pokechan333
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Posted - 2010.09.19 19:25:00 -
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You have made me cry laughing. I salute you.
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houndbite
Gallente Sacred Templars Black Star Alliance
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Posted - 2010.09.21 22:46:00 -
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lol, this is pro :)
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