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Darth A30NZ
Amarr Altus Provisio Fatal Ascension
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Posted - 2010.07.24 06:49:00 -
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Let's talk for a second about a man, Nigh a Legend Ihavetenfingers. When I first met this god among men it was under his wrath, pay or never settle here was the deal, It was then I found out he had a heart made of pure gold.
Instead of our wonderful offer to pay him mass ammounts of isk over time he was willing to settle for only one small lump sum. Then the magic started. This Man who flew all about the heavens leading men into glorious battle had taken me under his wings, I still rememeber everyday on fleet comms being called a *ag and every other curse word under the sun. The day long lectures about my fail and immature actions. Pokemon this and Pokemon that.
The day he decided that if you had a pos it was a target. That if you flew a ship that he'd kill your pod. The week long stories about the good old days when war was war and men were men. How a station could be built and taken in only a matter of days how sov was a joke, how no matter how small or how large your fleet was you could make a difference. This is a Tribute to a Legend Ihavetenfingers "the only man I ever loved"
Poast with your cool story about Ten I know you know him.
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IHaveTenFingers
Caldari Reikoku IT Alliance
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Posted - 2010.07.24 07:02:00 -
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Right, so there's this dude I knew named darth aeons or something... He's got this absolutely terrible spelling of his last name but that's okay.
I met him by extorting his corp for money like the bastard I truly am. Eventually, I formed an alliance with his corp, most of them really annoyed me a lot, but darth always had a special place in my heart. He was pretty annoying, though, don't get me wrong - he just wasn't as bad as slayer90.
Basically, though, darth is a pretty epic dude. When we were shooting some absolutely terrible war targets in september 2009, darth decided it was a good idea to fly around all sexnuts in his ceptor at the undock of this one station like I told him not to do. I mentioned to him that he's like a 12 year old on christmas morning going "POKEMON! POKEMON! POKEMON! POKEMON! POKEMON! POKEMON!"
Did I mention I have 2 and a half jack'n'cokes in me?
Anyway darth and I did some pretty epic stuff... Fighting MK alongside ERIS was pretty fun, losing our station was pretty fun, too.
Oh yeah, the spacemonkey wardec was cool too. "Lol, Violent society doesn't use their carriers in combat."
I love you darth, now shut up and stop making posts. you're immature and act like you're 12 years old playing pokemon.
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Steve Celeste
Overdogs HYDRA RELOADED
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Posted - 2010.07.24 07:39:00 -
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The best ship is friendship.
<3 One image per signature please and limit your signature to the maximum allowed of 400 x 120 pixels with a maximum file size of 24000 bytes. See forum rule number 3 for more information. Zymurgist |
Sub System
Caldari Is It Worth It
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Posted - 2010.07.24 07:42:00 -
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Originally by: Steve Celeste The best ship is friendship.
<3
A tech 2 friendship? Makes my heart melt....
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Ocih
Amarr The Program Controlled Chaos
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Posted - 2010.07.24 07:44:00 -
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Are you guys going to all be BFFs too now? |
Julienne Poirier
Gallente
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Posted - 2010.07.24 07:50:00 -
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i lol'ed á --- how to search eve |
westefer
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Posted - 2010.07.24 07:57:00 -
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Well you did leave out "MODRO". They are pretty stupid. And ten is a great **** talker. I allways loved to hear him rant. And i loved to antagonize that left nut. Nothing like a pist off drunk Ten. The reason was i loved doing that i knew we were gonna go hot drop ******s in sech. And talk about some ******s! It was a ACE-- ritual! We did it on a monthly basis. Or catching some idiots that jump in and in no time at all we were in nag ready to kill a dread or carrier. Good times, Good times. The best thing was how we try ti use the smallest fleets to go ****. Thats how we got the best hate mail. The mail was and still is "EPIC".
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Zendoren
Aktaeon Industries
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Posted - 2010.07.24 10:07:00 -
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ROFL!!!! Ihavetenfingers (AKA Ihavetentoes)
One of the few men I know that can make his failure into a monument! may it live on forever! ROFL!!!
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Terro Deagas
Double-Down
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Posted - 2010.07.24 10:14:00 -
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Originally by: Darth A30NZ Pokemon
This was literally the first word that popped out at me.
Psyduck is the best
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BiggestT
Caldari Amarrian Retribution
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Posted - 2010.07.24 11:09:00 -
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Originally by: Terro Deagas
Originally by: Darth A30NZ Pokemon
This was literally the first word that popped out at me.
Psyduck is the best
Nuh-uh Zapdos EVE Trivia EVE History
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Raeza
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Posted - 2010.07.24 11:27:00 -
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Originally by: BiggestT
Originally by: Terro Deagas
Originally by: Darth A30NZ Pokemon
This was literally the first word that popped out at me.
Psyduck is the best
Nuh-uh Zapdos
Ugh! clueless idiots... Charizard
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Cat o'Ninetails
Caldari Rancer Defence League
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Posted - 2010.07.24 12:12:00 -
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Originally by: Steve Celeste The best ship is friendship.
<3
confirming this lol ♥
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Monkey Saturday
Unknown Soldiers The Spire Collective
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Posted - 2010.07.24 13:15:00 -
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Awww how bromantic.
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Killstealing
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Posted - 2010.07.24 14:24:00 -
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Originally by: Raeza
Originally by: BiggestT
Originally by: Terro Deagas
Originally by: Darth A30NZ Pokemon
This was literally the first word that popped out at me.
Psyduck is the best
Nuh-uh Zapdos
Ugh! clueless idiots... Charizard
Good man, good man
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Zyralien
Amarr Altus Provisio
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Posted - 2010.07.26 02:19:00 -
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Oman, good old days. Tenfingers has the be the most insulting person I know of, in Eve. Cept that he's always nice about it. You're a '*ag and a 'tard, but all in all, altho he's treatening to primary you next time you do it, you know he'll take you in his fleet anyways. And he gets kills. And he doesn't care if you rant too.
Yep yep yep.
Too bad i never liked the guy.
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Issaries Valran
Caldari
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Posted - 2010.07.26 02:32:00 -
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Cool story, but I have a question.
Which one of you two acts as the girl in your relationship? Or do you both switch up from time to time?
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Darth A30NZ
Amarr Altus Provisio Fatal Ascension
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Posted - 2010.07.26 02:36:00 -
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Originally by: Issaries Valran Cool story, but I have a question.
Which one of you two acts as the girl in your relationship? Or do you both switch up from time to time?
You must not know Ten.... If you did you'd already know the answer...
PROTIP - Were both guys...
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stoicfaux
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Posted - 2010.07.26 02:59:00 -
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The NAMBLA forum is that wa... err, never mind.
----- "Are you a sociopathic paranoid schizophrenic with accounting skills? We have the game for you! -- Eve, the game of Alts, Economics, Machiavelli, and PvP"
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Citivolus
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Posted - 2010.07.26 03:09:00 -
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Originally by: Darth A30NZ
Originally by: Issaries Valran Cool story, but I have a question.
Which one of you two acts as the girl in your relationship? Or do you both switch up from time to time?
You must not know Ten.... If you did you'd already know the answer...
PROTIP - Were both guys...
PRO TIP... i think he meant, who is the pitcher... and who is the catcher.
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Izuru Hishido
Amarr Reikoku IT Alliance
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Posted - 2010.07.26 08:27:00 -
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Edited by: Izuru Hishido on 26/07/2010 08:27:08
Originally by: Darth A30NZ
Originally by: Issaries Valran Cool story, but I have a question.
Which one of you two acts as the girl in your relationship? Or do you both switch up from time to time?
You must not know Ten.... If you did you'd already know the answer...
PROTIP - Were both guys...
They take turns being the girl, but I think that honor falls to Darth more often than not since Ten always gets the urge to kick bowties across the room when he hears the high pitched words 'Pokemon' over and over and over. I can't say that either one of these guys is bad, in fact, quite the opposite.
Darth is a wonderfully overactive charmingly dense guy who will talk your ear off and then fix it with masking tape. No matter what you tell him to do, he'll do something even more bizarre, and leave you either clueless or laughing.
Darth: Pokemon!
(By the way, he's hopping up and down in his chair, chanting that to himself over and over at 2,000 words per minute right now)
Ah, but yes, the glorious monument that may lose a head or an arsecheek, but never a finger or a foot or an inch, Ten. He'll lead you to the end of the galaxy and then, when you're heading home, annoyed and angered, he'll yell at you to run home like a little screaming girl to tackle that carrier who undocked, unfit and unaware of the wrath that was about to come hammering down on their exhaust pipes. Then, later that day, he'll lead you to the wonderful bounty that is a completely empty freighter.
He'll lead interceptors to tackle battleships, make cruisers tackle marauders, and somehow someone's blood always appeased the altar of Playing Card Table in his Headquarters.
Then he'll put a station up and say, that day, 'This sucks. Lets get the hell out of dodge.'
For all the monuments in the world, none are depicting enough to describe Ten, since all of them miss fingers.
Oh, and West:
Every EVESpace/USF encounter, ever. You forgot about the four ock dreads on the APVS tower Every engagement against NSN The continually resounding successes against CPU The Campaign to eradicate the Can-baiting Greifers Fighting backseat from a freighter The complete destruction of MK/Frege
And Everyone's favorites. The Weekly free capital kill, simply because someone paid attention.
Tenfinger is BestFinger
Also, to all the people bouncing up and down in their chairs shouting in rage at the screen 'POKEMONPOKEMONPOKEMON!' I have only this to say to you. Bring whatever you wish, I have an extremely excited Golem waiting for it, :P "The point of war is not to die for your country, its to make the other bastard die for his." |
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Puig Pujols
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Posted - 2010.07.26 12:38:00 -
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Hey, it's TenFingers!
I don't think you remember me, but i surely remember you from back in 2008!
Yes, back in my noob days, where i believe it was you who told me to fit my thorax for pvp while doing PvE in highsec lol.
anyways, good to see you well and very well alive o/
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Tray Wyld
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Posted - 2010.07.26 13:39:00 -
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Originally by: Terro Deagas Psyduck is the best
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Kamikaze CtrlQ
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Posted - 2010.08.01 07:06:00 -
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Edited by: Kamikaze CtrlQ on 01/08/2010 07:06:53
Originally by: Zyralien And he doesn't care if you rant too.
It more more along the lines of "I don't care if you exist."
Also: Why is this my default char? CBA to post with the right one now.
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Zeba
Minmatar Honourable East India Trading Company
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Posted - 2010.08.01 07:39:00 -
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I'm suprised arvald hasn't made an appearance simply due to the thread title.
Originally by: Balsak Eve-Online, the game that is so awesome people are willing to give CCP money so that they may have the privilege to bash it.
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Typhado3
Minmatar
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Posted - 2010.08.01 08:52:00 -
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throws a pokeball at ten fingers ------------------------------ God is an afk cloaker |
Atticus Fynch
Gallente
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Posted - 2010.08.01 09:33:00 -
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One of the sisters of eve gave me herpes.
I really did love her though.
She had a sideways vagina. |
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