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Bogota Lovejoy
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Posted - 2010.08.04 19:58:00 -
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Hi sincerely,
Why, I ask? Of course it doesn't mean much to you - so let me properly introduce meself.
I was watching the movie of Piratings of Carribeans, when my friend called and said "get on, get on!"
He was in the other room so I walked over and got all over him. He didn't seem to enjoy it, neither did I, not as much as I first thought I would.
Anyways, it turned out he was actually asking me to get online on my computer laptop and login on to your game of Eve Online Spaceship (Not Dust 511, I play that on my PS2).
Misunderstanding cleared, I got online. Now a little about my background: I am veteran player of World of Wowo and also Hailos Kitties. I am level max in both and max in some more mmorrpggfs, so I know what to expect when.
But no?!?!?!
I jump in my ship worth of 32 USD (united america dollars) (dont know equivalent in ingame ISK, i buy with RL money), and set my destination to my friend in other room.
He is 4 jumps away from me. I jump 1. No problems.
I jump again, no problems.
I jump third stargate, my computer panel of starship dashboard freezes like frozen. What?
No it is frozen. What?
I hit all keys on my keyboard of computer laptop, but everything is still frozen. What?
I figure it's some power cut in the universe, and my doorbell starts to be ringing (from the outside of my RL home).
I confess at this moment that I was dressed up as Captain Jack Sparrow (wigs and beard beads and mascara and all). That is because I was roleplaying.
I open door of my RL home and my friends come in, and I tell them not to laugh at me for my funny looks because I am pirating in my spaceship in the game of online spaceships. I invite them to look at my ship of piracy on my computer laptop.
My friends gather around to look at my spaceship of ingame piracy, but all they see is an egg.
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I start to think quickly, and I cannot come to conclusions. Who in their right mind would want to cast a spell on my spaceship of piracy, effectively turning it into an egg? I have no answers for this kind of questions.
Anyways, I wouldn't want to waste your time with a long post. I have already been embarresed to my friends because I told them I was a pirate in space like a Jack Sparrow Han Solo Angelina Jolie. But they now think I am an egg.
I am not an egg. I deserve more than that. Dear CCP, please reimburse my 32 USD ship, so I can make pretend to the girl on the sofa that I am a real pirate ship captain. She seems to like me. She also seems drunk.
Best regards
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Jovialmadness
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Posted - 2010.08.04 20:03:00 -
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I think you will need more help than CCP's reimbursement of your ship. |
Shakari Sween
Gallente
Space Oddysey
DRACONIAN COVENANT
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Posted - 2010.08.04 20:04:00 -
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My time, you pirated it!
huh? oh its the signature! |
Simply Human
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Posted - 2010.08.04 20:11:00 -
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This post has everything, fantastic work. |
Cat o'Ninetails
Caldari
Rancer Defence League
Eternal Ascension
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Posted - 2010.08.04 20:11:00 -
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i think that just means you leveled up lol 
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helmeo
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Posted - 2010.08.04 20:13:00 -
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first of all, if she's drunk you don't need no internet spaceship, an egg is plenty of space for the both of ya.
and second 32 USD roughly equates to about, i'll be generous and say 750 million ISK (unless you buy from isk sellers which is illegal). not a small loss but still a decent amount of isk lost.
but yeah, sorry for your loss, get over it and buy another ship. CCP isn't gonna do anything about this nor should they.
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Gladys Pank
Amarr
Trillionaire High-Rollers Suicidal Bassoon Orkesta
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Posted - 2010.08.04 20:20:00 -
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+1
Signature locked for inappropriate image. Zymurgist |
Aralieus
Amarr
The Inf1dels
En Garde
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Posted - 2010.08.04 20:26:00 -
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10/10
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