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Boonaki
Caldari DEATHFUNK Atlas Alliance
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Posted - 2010.08.11 23:40:00 -
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Been looking up some of the more prominent posters and they seem pretty dedicated to their cause. If it is all BS some of them sure do take it pretty far.
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Ulhass
Caldari Astrowork Systems
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Posted - 2010.08.12 00:12:00 -
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Well they seem to have perma banned the amarrian prophet lots of laughs with him mabye i'll come back as an ultra capatilistic Caldari or a Gallente hippie. Any suggestions?
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So Sensational
GREY COUNCIL Nulli Secunda
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Posted - 2010.08.12 00:59:00 -
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Edited by: So Sensational on 12/08/2010 00:59:59
Originally by: Ulhass Well they seem to have perma banned the amarrian prophet lots of laughs with him mabye i'll come back as an ultra capatilistic Caldari or a Gallente hippie. Any suggestions?
I got banned for being a Swedish redneck, I guess they don't like people who can't spell, even if they are true believers. So whatever you do, use proper grammar.
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Cat o'Ninetails
Caldari Rancer Defence League Eternal Ascension
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Posted - 2010.08.12 01:26:00 -
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Seriously, I still don't get it. Are they just all trolling each other in some strange spiders web of trolling?
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Ulhass
Caldari Astrowork Systems
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Posted - 2010.08.12 02:34:00 -
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Originally by: So Sensational Edited by: So Sensational on 12/08/2010 00:59:59
Originally by: Ulhass Well they seem to have perma banned the amarrian prophet lots of laughs with him mabye i'll come back as an ultra capatilistic Caldari or a Gallente hippie. Any suggestions?
I got banned for being a Swedish redneck, I guess they don't like people who can't spell, even if they are true believers. So whatever you do, use proper grammar.
I knew that one of you guys from oope, and cat i just don't know...
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Ulhass
Caldari Astrowork Systems
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Posted - 2010.08.12 02:39:00 -
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Quote incoming from James Hutchins
Middle aged, only produced two children, both daughters. No wonder your life is meaningless. I suspect the reason you see so much death is due in part to your hatred for baby Jesus. You know God is rearing up to punch your ticket for the Hell Train. Had you not wasted so much of your life doing nothing and instead, placed your self in God's capable hands by following the KJV Bible, you'd have a home full of sons, you'd still be as fertile as a 13 year old. Your home would sparkle, everyone would rave about how tasty your pie is. You would be a fulfilled woman. Repent, get in your prayer closet and do not come out until God forgives you and accepts your forgiveness. Suggest to your husband he go on a nice vacation while you get your life in order. It is not fair to him that you are so worthless.
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So Sensational
GREY COUNCIL Nulli Secunda
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Posted - 2010.08.12 03:43:00 -
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Originally by: Ulhass Quote incoming from James Hutchins
Middle aged, only produced two children, both daughters. No wonder your life is meaningless. I suspect the reason you see so much death is due in part to your hatred for baby Jesus. You know God is rearing up to punch your ticket for the Hell Train. Had you not wasted so much of your life doing nothing and instead, placed your self in God's capable hands by following the KJV Bible, you'd have a home full of sons, you'd still be as fertile as a 13 year old. Your home would sparkle, everyone would rave about how tasty your pie is. You would be a fulfilled woman. Repent, get in your prayer closet and do not come out until God forgives you and accepts your forgiveness. Suggest to your husband he go on a nice vacation while you get your life in order. It is not fair to him that you are so worthless.
How shocking that one of these good Christians would know how fertile a 13 year old would be. Oh the coincidence.
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So Sensational
GREY COUNCIL Nulli Secunda
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Posted - 2010.08.12 03:55:00 -
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Edited by: So Sensational on 12/08/2010 04:05:00
Originally by: Cat o'Ninetails Seriously, I still don't get it. Are they just all trolling each other in some strange spiders web of trolling?
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They have to be, especially if you look at some of the responses and certain threads in the signatures. There's simply no possible way that a human being could be this stupid: http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=36734 " Now this is what science is about, drawing conclusions from sound observations and no wild speculation." Because clearly, stars must be diamonds.
http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=20053
What I really don't understand though, is if this really is a hoax (All of it, every single serious poster on there), how pathetic are the people behind it? I made one thread and got bored of this ****, they have actual bible quotes, that fit, in every single reply.
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stoicfaux
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Posted - 2010.08.12 04:25:00 -
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Edited by: stoicfaux on 12/08/2010 04:28:51
Originally by: Cat o'Ninetails i have made a post in the introductions area of their righteous forum lol \o/
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Listen up you stupid, ****ty, lesbian, witch, noisy woman. Get off the internet right now: 5 Reasons why WOMEN should NEVER be on the Internet!
OMG, I love the tags assigned to people.
----- "Are you a sociopathic paranoid schizophrenic with accounting skills? We have the game for you! -- Eve, the game of Alts, Economics, Machiavelli, and PvP"
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stoicfaux
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Posted - 2010.08.12 04:49:00 -
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Heh, go here http://www.landoverbaptist.org/tos.html and highlight the 'Note: Mouse Over Below for Spoiler Alert' in the terms of service.
Landover wikipedia entry.
----- "Are you a sociopathic paranoid schizophrenic with accounting skills? We have the game for you! -- Eve, the game of Alts, Economics, Machiavelli, and PvP"
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Clyde ElectraGlide
Gallente Center for Advanced Studies
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Posted - 2010.08.12 05:56:00 -
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Edited by: Clyde ElectraGlide on 12/08/2010 05:56:56
Originally by: stoicfaux Heh, go here http://www.landoverbaptist.org/tos.html and highlight the 'Note: Mouse Over Below for Spoiler Alert' in the terms of service.
Landover wikipedia entry.
Also see http://www.youtube.com/user/MrsBettyBowers
and
http://www.youtube.com/user/lbc4god
for more confirmation of the satire thing. Someone linked me their website 2 years ago and I figure I'd join in the trollfest. I forgot my login info but yeah, the entire website's a parody.
edit: I fail at linking.
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So Sensational
GREY COUNCIL Nulli Secunda
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Posted - 2010.08.12 12:11:00 -
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Originally by: stoicfaux Heh, go here http://www.landoverbaptist.org/tos.html and highlight the 'Note: Mouse Over Below for Spoiler Alert' in the terms of service.
Landover wikipedia entry.
Yeah, but that's for the actual news/main website. There's just so much **** on the forums that they'd have to have been paid to write all that.
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StrykerR1
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Posted - 2010.08.12 21:55:00 -
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you have to read pastor ezkiel what ever his names reply to this person post... i think its his sexual fantasy....Linkage
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ChaeDoc II
Gallente Sigillum Militum Xpisti R.A.G.E
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Posted - 2010.08.12 22:48:00 -
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And we thought we were good at trolling. We are merely amateurs.
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Mulm
Minmatar DEATHFUNK Atlas Alliance
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Posted - 2010.08.13 00:28:00 -
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Shhh, that website is 100% serious. Also, stupid people ruin it.
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Anonymous Gallentean
Gallente The Scope
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Posted - 2010.08.14 11:24:00 -
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Edited by: Anonymous Gallentean on 14/08/2010 11:25:20 Edited by: Anonymous Gallentean on 14/08/2010 11:24:29 Holy ****, the thread about the stars is ****ing hilarious! As is their whole forum btw
Quote:
Stars are simply lights. But they are not the same as the sun, as scientists say because stars are not yellowish-orange. They are white, silvery, and twinkly.
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Or they could be only 500 miles away as well. That makes sense since it goes along with the sun's distance.
OH MY GOD!
lol
http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=36734 fyp
seriously, they MUST be trolls
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Ressiv
Cooperative Freelance Navigators Association
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Posted - 2010.08.14 11:34:00 -
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OMG ... the proof has been presented here already, they are.
What you are looking at there is:
- People who are fed up with the bible and do not subscribe to whats in it - Proceed to take it to the extreme, using the KJV to the letter - Proceed to mock Christians and random passers by with it - Possibly hoping to make you think about the bible and christianity in general - Created an intellectual playground in the process (it's quite hard to be believable)
They have taken trolling to the next level, and did so quite good
From their main page's TOS:
Originally by: TOS Note: Mouse Over Below for Spoiler Alert:
The Landover Baptist Church is a complete work of fiction. It is a satire/parody.
End Spoiler Alert
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ceaon
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Posted - 2010.08.14 12:42:00 -
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Edited by: ceaon on 14/08/2010 12:42:58 mother of god that forums wins the Internets
that is so awesome trolling that remember me of stalinvive
Originally by: CCP Adida The male thread was locked because the discussion turned into transsexuals and man boobs.
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Shaalira D'arc
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Posted - 2010.08.14 14:57:00 -
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Edited by: Shaalira D''arc on 14/08/2010 14:59:00 I was particularly amused by this gem:
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Quote: The Christian Theory of Punctuated Smiting
Science has long noted sudden change in species and been puzzled by it. From time to time animals will suddenly, as if over night, show abrupt changes in appearance or behavior. The most famous example is the English moth that changed from white Biston betularia f. to the dark Biston betularia f. carbonaria.
Puzzled by these rapid changes in otherwise static world science has puzzled long and hard over it and offered many theories on the matter. Darwinists have cynically used this of proof that magical animals that give birth to children that bear no resemblance to their parents. Obviously magic is not something rational good and true Christians can accept.
Well finally Christian science has an explanation; Punctuated Smiting. In essence this exciting new theory offers a comprehensive explanation without resorting to naturalism or other pagan superstitions. It takes biology out of the dank dungeon of secularism and into the light of GodĘs sweet reason.
It goes like this;
God creates a species for His ineffable purpose. The Species angers God for some sin it commits. God is wrathful and destroys the species. God repents of His wrath, creates another species that is slightly different. God replaces the smoted species with it. This why their species change appear to happen so fast! In the blink of an eye God sends His angels to annihilate every member of species without mercy and then in the next blink replace it with a similar one. With His perfect, unending love for His creation God removes what it bad and replaces it with the good, until He decided that good has sinned and must be liquidated.
Punctuated Smiting is just simple good Christian science and that is why we Christians accept it.
These are professional trolls at work.
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The AEther
Caldari Agony Unleashed Agony Empire
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Posted - 2010.08.15 14:24:00 -
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some of them have to be real on there - otherwise who is delivering the bans?
zero blues 0.0 pvp, pvp classes |
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Deganos
Caldari Kornova Mining Corporation
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Posted - 2010.08.15 15:08:00 -
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Edited by: Deganos on 15/08/2010 15:08:37 Watch Chris harper (leader of the site) preach to atheists.
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ceaon
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Posted - 2010.08.15 19:32:00 -
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Originally by: The AEther some of them have to be real on there - otherwise who is delivering the bans?
if u fail to troll u get banned
Originally by: CCP Adida The male thread was locked because the discussion turned into transsexuals and man boobs.
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Zyck
Void-Wolf Propter Falco
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Posted - 2010.08.15 19:43:00 -
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Those guys are pro's. Real dedication at work.
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Professor Tarantula
Hedion University
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Posted - 2010.08.15 19:47:00 -
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ITT: Atheists are trolled by smarter atheists.
My deepest sympathies. Prof. Tarantula, Esq. |
Kavu
Genos Occidere HYDRA RELOADED
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Posted - 2010.08.16 12:13:00 -
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i sold my bridge, i cant possibly ever be that good at internets
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Zedic
Amarr Universalis Imperium
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Posted - 2010.08.17 03:34:00 -
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I wonder if I should create a profile there and ask for help becoming straight?? Shirley they'd want to save a gay eh?
"Zedic, would probably, somehow, make it all blow up." - Akima |
Scoundrelus
The Black Rabbits The Gurlstas Associates
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Posted - 2010.08.17 03:39:00 -
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Originally by: Zedic Edited by: Zedic on 17/08/2010 03:38:26 I wonder if I should create a profile there and ask for help becoming straight?? Shirley they'd want to save a gay eh?
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Yea, this site is one giant brilliant fake. LOL!!!!
http://www.landoverbaptist.org/beliefs.html
Betty Bowers > all.
No, one guy had a medal beside his name named "Punched the most *****s".
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Zedic
Amarr Universalis Imperium
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Posted - 2010.08.17 03:49:00 -
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Edited by: Zedic on 17/08/2010 03:50:36 yea but it's satire. It's one giant troll against the religious nutbags me thinks.
edit: and that guy is probably actually into punch fisting. ^_^
"Zedic, would probably, somehow, make it all blow up." - Akima |
Ressiv
Cooperative Freelance Navigators Association
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Posted - 2010.08.17 07:57:00 -
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Originally by: Zedic Edited by: Zedic on 17/08/2010 03:50:36 It's one giant troll against the religious nutbags me thinks.
It's more a giant troll against stupidity, religious nutbags and other stumblers alike
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Slade Trillgon
Endless Possibilities Inc. Damu'Khonde
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Posted - 2010.08.17 13:50:00 -
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I can not be arsed, considering one can not be sure who is trolling who on that site, but I would love to see the firestorm this video could set ablaze if it was not blocked.
Slade
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