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Damion Stranek
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Posted - 2010.08.16 18:20:00 -
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Edited by: Damion Stranek on 16/08/2010 18:21:10
War Criminal Damar Rocarion Dead
Reports of Damar Rocarion's death last night have been confirmed by Concord officials. A spokesman for the Federal Defense Union reported the capsuleer was sighted by a fleet of Gallente militia pilots in the Gallente/Caldari warzone and was killed in the ensuing escape attempt.
Damar Rocarion was charged with numerous crimes. Felonies include murder of federation citizens, piracy, attacks on non-combatants, destruction of federation property, and grand perfidy. Misdemeanor offenses include use of the Federal Navy jumpgate network without a license, operating an unlawful interstellar corporation inside Federation space, jaywalking on Intaki Prime, and public intoxication aboard a Federal Defense Union station.
The capsuleer known as Damion Stranek of the corporation "Nemesis Nation" is credited with apprehending Rocarion's Imperial Navy Issue Slicer and capsule . Gallente militia members reportedly offered to return Damar's body and heavenly possessions for the nominal transportation fee of 500 million Interstellar Kredits (500,000,000 ISK) to Damar Rocarion's next of kin (Known as "Damar Rocarion") but were refused.
When asked what would become of the body, Mr. Stranek commented "You know, we'll probably put it in specially labeled cold storage and make it part of our corporate tour as a warning to the next group of Caldari who think they can evade the law
Join us again at 10 PM when we discuss how the Gallente militia infiltrated secret State Protectorate Intelligence channels!
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Aerilis
Gallente Percussive Diplomacy
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Posted - 2010.08.16 18:23:00 -
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Originally by: Damion Stranek Join us again at 10 PM when we discuss how the Gallente militia infiltrated secret State Protectorate Intelligence channels!
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Damar Rocarion
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Posted - 2010.08.16 18:32:00 -
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Originally by: Damion Stranek jaywalking on Intaki Prime...
I knew that one would come back to haunt me....
You forgot "contamination of relief supplies" when I stashed the corpse of certain capsuleer named Ankh among food aid going to Intaki Prime.
Damar Rocarion Brigadier General
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Aria Swiftstar
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Posted - 2010.08.16 20:31:00 -
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Originally by: Damar Rocarion You forgot "contamination of relief supplies" when I stashed the corpse of certain capsuleer named Ankh among food aid going to Intaki Prime.
Bastard! I had the ****s for a week!
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GavinGoodrich
Important Internet Spaceship League
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Posted - 2010.08.16 21:44:00 -
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Not a huge Damar fan, but this was hilarious as **** \o |
Syekuda
State Protectorate
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Posted - 2010.08.17 01:04:00 -
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Edited by: Syekuda on 17/08/2010 01:04:35 Armaso gave the intel. Be warned. It looks like this guy can betray anyone. I mean, he did it for the Caldari so he might do it where ever he goes. Who knows, he might do it for the Gallente to any pirate or 0.0 alliance or corp.
Time will only tell.
PS: it felt so weird to talk to our enemies lmao ! wow
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Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome.
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Armaso
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Posted - 2010.08.17 03:43:00 -
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Weak attempt at smearing my name Syekuda. You should blog about how lax Caldari security is and the consequences of having simple PWs to your intel channels.
Thanks for the laughs, that was the funniest thing Ive seen in a long time. Someone needs to post the chat logs.
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YORK CRAFT
Caldari KRAFTWERK
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Posted - 2010.08.17 06:02:00 -
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Originally by: Armaso ... Thanks for the laughs, that was the funniest thing Ive seen in a long time. Someone needs to post the chat logs.
Was not on, when that happened, but ... dont take it to serious, Caldari bros. - lmao after I heard of.
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Syekuda
State Protectorate
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Posted - 2010.08.17 13:46:00 -
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Originally by: YORK CRAFT
Originally by: Armaso ... Thanks for the laughs, that was the funniest thing Ive seen in a long time. Someone needs to post the chat logs.
Was not on, when that happened, but ... dont take it to serious, Caldari bros. - lmao after I heard of.
it was as hell lmao.
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Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome.
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TooNu
Caldari Hellhounds. HellFleet
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Posted - 2010.08.17 17:06:00 -
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http://a.imageshack.us/img530/2228/drcorpse.jpg
Oh you have one to? I like my Damar a little under done, English Mustard, 2 slices of fresh wholegrain bread, some nice crisp salad and a couple thin slices of tomato. Oh and some fruit juice or a glass of tears. --------------------------------------- http://toonu.wordpress.com/
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Pupp3tMast3r
Gallente Project Nemesis
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Posted - 2010.08.17 20:14:00 -
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Lmao, best RP post IÆve ever read. IÆm just glad Damar is back in the militia and no longer regaling us in alliance chat with his war stories of how great he is and how many ships he killed in a frigate in some plex.
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