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indor marlo
Silver Star Federation On the Rocks
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Posted - 2010.08.20 06:45:00 -
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often arises entirely unnecessary quarrels between couples. reasons for doing so can often be seen in pure ignorance. with this small contribution, we seek to create a little better understanding, thanks!
1: learn how the toilet seat works. you are an adult woman. it is folded, fold it down.
2: birthdays, Valentine's Day, and anniversaries are not sacred mission to find the perfect gift ... again!
3: sometimes we do not think of you. Live with it!
4: ask not what we think of, if you're not ready to discuss topics umbilical lint, pizza and Formula 1 racing.
5: Sunday = sports. it's like the full moon or the tides, just let it be.
6: Shopping is NOT a sport! and no, we will never change our mind.
7: if we are going out, all you have look fine on you. its true!
8: crying is blackmail.
9: ask us anything. let us first make one thing clear: implied motion does not work. obvious hints do not work. quite obvious hints do not work. say what you mean!
10: we do not remember dates. mark the birthdays and anniversaries on a calendar. remind us repeatedly in advance.
11: Most guys own three pairs of shoes - max. what makes you think that we could choose a couple of thirty, that would fit to your dress?
12: "Yes" and "no" is extremely acceptable answers to almost every question.
13: just came to us with problems if you want help solving them. that's what we do. sympathy is what girlfriends are for.
14: headache for over a week is a problem. go to the doctor!
15: check the oil in the car! please ....
16: whatever we said six months ago it does not apply to arguments. the fact is that all comments and statements will be invalid after 7 days.
17: if you do not want to dress up as girls in the magpie apparel boxes, do not expect us to behave like the guys in the soap operas.
18: if something we said can be interpreted in two ways and one of them makes you angry or sad, so we said the other.
19: let us look. we will have a sneak peek anyway, this is genetic.
20: You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done, not both. if you know best yourself how to fix, then do it yourself.
21: when possible, please try to say what you want during commercial breaks instead.
22: Christopher Columbus did not need directions, neither do we.
23: our relationship will never be that during the first two months. got over it. and stop whining about it for your girlfriends.
24: ALL men see 16 colors, like windows original setup. such as peach is a fruit, not a color. cappuccino is drink. and we have no idea what gardenia is.
25: if it itches we scratch it. we do that.
26: you are mindreaders and we will never be that. Given our lack of mindreading abilitys is not proof that we ignore you.
27: if we ask what is wrong and you say "no", we will act as if nothing is wrong. We know you're lying, but it is not worthwhile to investigate further.
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Spartan 019
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Posted - 2010.08.20 07:01:00 -
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Awesome sauce! very true...
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ceaon
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Posted - 2010.08.20 07:05:00 -
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good list hehe
Originally by: CCP Adida The male thread was locked because the discussion turned into transsexuals and man boobs.
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HerFirefly
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Posted - 2010.08.21 00:23:00 -
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Tell me why I wanted to copy this WHOLE list and forward it to EVERY WOMAN ON EARTH lol The very few exceptions to list list should read it too just as general knowledge The Insane Pen! http://theinsanepen.blogspot.com/
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indor marlo
Silver Star Federation On the Rocks
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Posted - 2010.08.21 02:44:00 -
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hehe helpfull list is beeing helpfull :D just as i intended :P but i sure understand you herfirefly we men are just trying to make the world a better place with this list XD
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Akita T
Caldari Caldari Navy Volunteer Task Force
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Posted - 2010.08.21 02:57:00 -
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I fail quite a lot of the "man checklist" In particular, 5, 7, 11, 12, 15, 16, 19, 21, 22, 23, 24.
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vulnevia
The Exploited. Nulli Secunda
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Posted - 2010.08.21 07:58:00 -
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Originally by: indor marlo
1: learn how the toilet seat works. you are an adult woman. it is folded, fold it down.
So... you guys take a dump while standing up...? That's what I called skills! |
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CCP Applebabe
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Posted - 2010.08.22 09:33:00 -
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*Reserved.*
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stoicfaux
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Posted - 2010.08.22 20:02:00 -
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Originally by: vulnevia
Originally by: indor marlo
1: learn how the toilet seat works. you are an adult woman. it is folded, fold it down.
So... you guys take a dump while standing up...? That's what I called skills!
No it's more of a: Women have the ability to hook/unhook a bra behind their back, remove a bra without removing their blouse first, walk up and down stairs in high heels, drive a car while talking on the phone and doing their make-up, have the ability to remember things we did or didn't do three years ago, can carry on multiple conversations at once, and can multi-task better than men, but yet they lack the capacity to put the seat down?
----- "Are you a sociopathic paranoid schizophrenic with accounting skills? We have the game for you! -- Eve, the game of Alts, Economics, Machiavelli, and PvP"
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Akita T
Caldari Caldari Navy Volunteer Task Force
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Posted - 2010.08.22 20:09:00 -
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Originally by: stoicfaux remove a bra without removing blouse first
That's actually pretty damn easy
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Julius Rigel
Sub-warp Racing Venture
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Posted - 2010.08.23 04:00:00 -
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You people disgust me.
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indor marlo
Silver Star Federation On the Rocks
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Posted - 2010.08.28 15:03:00 -
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haha julius :P and \o/ CCP applebabe aproved, that has to be good right ? :D
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