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Tortugan
Internal Anarchy WE FORM VOLTRON
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Posted - 2010.08.23 09:04:00 -
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Sup C&P.
Step 1: Find an awesome movie quote Step 2: Replace word/s in the quote with "TORTUGAN" to make it an AWESOMELY-HILARIOUS movie quote Step 3: Post it here Step 4: ???? Step 5: Most popular/hilarious ones based on replies by other peeps get posted in mah bio indefinitely!!!~~``~~!!111!!!!
Example:
Originally by: Before "Any guy can sweep any girl off her feet, he just needs the right broom."
-HITCH
Originally by: AFTER "Any guy can sweep Tortugan off her feet, he just needs the right broom."
-TORTUGAN
GOOD LUCK C&P.
I LOVE YOU ALL.
EVEN THE ONES WHO SUCK.
:D
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Bai Winlock
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Posted - 2010.08.23 09:09:00 -
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I'm sorry did I break your TORTUGAN
Originally by: Tortugan Sup C&P.
Step 1: Find an awesome movie quote Step 2: Replace word/s in the quote with "TORTUGAN" to make it an AWESOMELY-HILARIOUS movie quote Step 3: Post it here Step 4: ???? Step 5: Most popular/hilarious ones based on replies by other peeps get posted in mah bio indefinitely!!!~~``~~!!111!!!!
Example:
Originally by: Before "Any guy can sweep any girl off her feet, he just needs the right broom."
-HITCH
Originally by: AFTER "Any guy can sweep Tortugan off her feet, he just needs the right broom."
-TORTUGAN
GOOD LUCK C&P.
I LOVE YOU ALL.
EVEN THE ONES WHO SUCK.
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Admiral Pelleon
White Shadow Imperium
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Posted - 2010.08.23 09:10:00 -
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I've been waiting for you, Tortugan. We meet again, at last. The circle is now complete. When I left you, I was but the learner; now *I* am the master. ________ Chicago players channel: 'Windy City'
Originally by: CCP Navigator Confirming that I am the best poster.
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Saithe
Caldari Logical Hazard Equillibrium.
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Posted - 2010.08.23 09:10:00 -
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I do believe Tortugan, my husband, your boss, told you to take ME out and do WHATEVER I WANTED. Now I wanna dance, I wanna win. I want that trophy, so dance good.
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CAAN0N
URBAN CHA0S WE FORM VOLTRON
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Posted - 2010.08.23 09:36:00 -
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Ok hes my Attempt
Voila! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a bygone vexation stands vivified, and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin vanguarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition! The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous. Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me simply add that it's my very good honour to meet you and you may call me Tortugan.
- V for Vendetta
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Cyrrus Ex
Gallente Folkvangr
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Posted - 2010.08.23 09:50:00 -
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Originally by: CAAN0N Ok hes my Attempt
Voila! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a bygone vexation stands vivified, and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin vanguarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition! The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous. Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me simply add that it's my very good honour to meet you and you may call me Tortugan.
- V for Vendetta
damn you is all i can say.
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Ran Khanon
Amarr Swords Horses and Heavy Metal
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Posted - 2010.08.23 09:51:00 -
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Jules: Hey, sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'd never know 'cause I wouldn't eat the filthy mother****er. Pigs sleep and root in ****. That's a filthy animal. I ain't eat nothin' that ain't got sense enough to disregard its own *****.
Vincent: How about a Tortugan? Tortugans eat their own *****. I agree with everything Barakkus posts. |
Noir Avlaa
Amarr Therapy. Wildly Inappropriate.
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Posted - 2010.08.23 09:54:00 -
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Edited by: Noir Avlaa on 23/08/2010 09:55:14 http://img830.imageshack.us/img830/2521/tortugan.jpg
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Cyrrus Ex
Gallente Folkvangr
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Posted - 2010.08.23 10:09:00 -
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Edited by: Cyrrus Ex on 23/08/2010 10:11:35 Edited by: Cyrrus Ex on 23/08/2010 10:10:02 "Choose life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a ****ing big television, Choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players, and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol and dental insurance. Choose fixed-interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisure wear and matching luggage. Choose a three piece suite on hire purchase in a range of ****ing fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who the **** you are on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing spirit-crushing game shows, stuffing ****ing junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, ****ing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, ****ed-up brats you have spawned to replace yourself. Choose your future. Choose life . . . But why would I want to do a thing like that? I chose not to choose life: I chose something else. And the reasons? There are no reasons. Who needs reasons when you've got Tortugan?"
- Trainspotting.(Dubbed: Tortuganspotting)
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Oli Robbo
Gallente Entity.
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Posted - 2010.08.23 10:29:00 -
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All right. Well, you can walk into a movie theater in Amsterdam and buy a beer. And I don't mean just like in no paper cup, I'm talking about a glass of beer. And in Paris, you can buy a beer at McDonald's. And you know what they call a Tortugan with Cheese in Paris?
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CAAN0N
URBAN CHA0S WE FORM VOLTRON
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Posted - 2010.08.23 10:30:00 -
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Ok how bout this one.
TORTUGAN! I am your father!
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Lord Cath
Amarr Gung-Ho
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Posted - 2010.08.23 10:33:00 -
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Originally by: CAAN0N Ok how bout this one.
TORTUGAN! I am your father!
in the line of star warz :
"get in there, you big furry tortugan... I dont care what you smell!" _________________________________________________
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Setsuko NuKinni
Amarr
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Posted - 2010.08.23 10:34:00 -
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Edited by: Setsuko NuKinni on 23/08/2010 10:34:43 oh caanon i hate you. need to find a new one now.
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Paeniteo
Vengeance Imperium
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Posted - 2010.08.23 10:35:00 -
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Few people understand the psychology of dealing with a Tortugan. A normal pilot will panic and immediately pull over to the side. This is wrong. It arouses contempt in the Tortugan heart. Make the bastard chase you. He will follow. But he won't know what to make of your blinker signal that says you are about to turn right. This is to let him know you're pulling off for a proper place to talk. It will take him a moment to realize that he's about to make a 180 degree turn at speed, but you will be ready for it.
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Ran Khanon
Amarr Swords Horses and Heavy Metal
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Posted - 2010.08.23 10:39:00 -
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"Aristotle was not Belgian. The central message of Buddhism is not 'every man for himself.' And the London Underground is not a political movement. Those are all mistakes, Tortugan. I looked 'em up."
WANDA (Jamie Lee Curtis) in A Fish Called Wanda I agree with everything Barakkus posts. |
Lord Cath
Amarr Gung-Ho
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Posted - 2010.08.23 10:41:00 -
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Originally by: Ran Khanon "Aristotle was not Belgian. The central message of Buddhism is not 'every man for himself.' And the London Underground is not a political movement. Those are all mistakes, Tortugan. I looked 'em up."
WANDA (Jamie Lee Curtis) in A Fish Called Wanda
wow, urgently need to see that one again... its been ages _________________________________________________
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Varg Tepes
Caldari HYDRA RELOADED
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Posted - 2010.08.23 10:50:00 -
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1: I thought i taw a Tortugan (remember to use a cute *****catvoice).
2: Tortugan will be back! (remember to speak say it in Austrian/american)
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Ramingo
Caldari Core Impulse
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Posted - 2010.08.23 10:52:00 -
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Enough is enough! I have had it with this mother****ing Tortugan on this mother****ing plane!
- Snakes on a Plane
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Ayea Poulain
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Posted - 2010.08.23 11:24:00 -
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I'm very important. I have many leather-bound Tortugans and my apartment smells of rich mahogany
or
Brian Fantana: That's the smell of desire my lady. Veronica Corningstone: God no, it smells like, like a used diaper... filled with... Indian food. Oh, excuse me. Brian Fantana: You know, desire smells like that to some people News Station Employee: What is that? Smells like a turd covered in burnt hair. News Station Employee: Smells like Tortugan's ****.
Both from anchorman
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CAAN0N
URBAN CHA0S WE FORM VOLTRON
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Posted - 2010.08.23 11:24:00 -
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Originally by: Ramingo Enough is enough! I have had it with this mother****ing Tortugan on this mother****ing plane!
- Snakes on a Plane
How did I miss this one. Well played good sir
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TomHorn
Caldari Horn and Brothers
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Posted - 2010.08.23 11:33:00 -
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Tony Montana Scarface:
What'd you think of that, huh? What you think, I'm a ****ing worm like Tortugan? I told you, man, I told you! Don't **** with me! I told you, no ****ing kids! No, but you wouldn't listen, why, you stupid ****, look at you now.
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Wayland Bishop
Shadow Play
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Posted - 2010.08.23 11:42:00 -
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"He's not the Tortugan, he's a very naughty boy!"
"Always look on the bright side of Tortugan"
(Life Of Brian)
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Faekurias
Origin. Black Legion.
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Posted - 2010.08.23 11:47:00 -
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The Sky People have sent us a message... that they can take whatever they want. That no one can stop them. Well, we will send them a message. You ride out as fast as the wind can carry you. You tell the other clans to come. Tell them Tortugan calls to them! You fly now, with me! My brothers! Sisters! And we will show the Sky People... that they can not take whatever they want! And that this... this is our land!
Avatar: Tortugatar
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Sexbot
Minmatar Happy Bottom Riding Club
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Posted - 2010.08.23 11:49:00 -
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"I know. There's a problem with your Tortugan"
--Big Trouble in Little China
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Mytzso
Private Nuisance
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Posted - 2010.08.23 11:58:00 -
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Kurtz: Did they say why, Tortugan, why they want to terminate my command? Tortugan: I was sent on a classified mission, sir. Kurtz: It's no longer classified, is it? Did they tell you? Tortugan: They told me that you had gone totally insane, and that your methods were unsound. Kurtz: Are my methods unsound? Tortugan: I don't see any method at all, sir. Kurtz: I expected someone like Tortugan. What did you expect? Are you a Tortugan? Tortugan: I'm a Tortugan. Kurtz: You're neither. You're a Tortugan, sent by Tortugans, to collect a Tortugan.
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TomHorn
Caldari Horn and Brothers
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Posted - 2010.08.23 12:01:00 -
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Shane
Tortugan: So you're Jack Wilson. Jack Wilson: What's that mean to you, Tortugan? Tortugan: I've heard about you. Jack Wilson: What have you heard, Tortugan? Tortugan: I've heard that you're a low-down Yankee liar. Jack Wilson: Prove it.
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Efraya
Minmatar
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Posted - 2010.08.23 12:05:00 -
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- "Hey, Tortugan! Where ya going now? Back to the future?" - "Nope. Already been there."
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Zedrik Cayne
Gallente Standards and Practices
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Posted - 2010.08.23 12:13:00 -
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It is by Tortugan alone that I set my ship in motion. It is by his will that my ship acquires speed, Killboard acquires stats, Those stats become a warning.
It is by Tortugan alone that I set my ship in motion.
-Dune --
Originally by: "RedSplat" You're the internet equivalent of a Deepfried Mars bar filled with stupid.
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War Kitten
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Posted - 2010.08.23 12:19:00 -
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"Pay no attention to that Tortugan behind the curtain."
- or -
"I'll get you my pretty... and your little Tortugan too!" |
OneTimeAt BannedSpank
Amarr Trillionaire High-Rollers Suicidal Bassoon Orkesta
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Posted - 2010.08.23 12:42:00 -
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Tortugan and I return from a trip to the countryside to find our drug dealer 'buddy' squatting in our apartment.
Danny: Why is he behaving so uptightly?
Tortugan: Because a gang of cheeroot vendors considered a haircut beyond my abilities. Danny: I don't advise a haircut, man. All hairdressers are in the employment of the government. Hair are your aerials. They pick up signals from the cosmos...
and transmit them directly into the brain. This is the reason bald-headed men are uptight.
Tortugan: What absolute twaddle.
Danny: Has he just been busted?
I: No.
Danny: Then why is he wearing that old suit?
Tortugan: Old suit? This suit was cut by Hawke's of Savile Row.
Tortugan: Just because the best tailoring you've ever seen is above your f*cking appendix doesn't mean anything! Danny: Don't get uptight with me, man. 'Cause if you do, I'll have to give you a dose of medicine. And if I spike you, you'll know you've been spoken to.
Tortugan: You wouldn't spike me. You're too mean. Besides, there's nothing invented I couldn't take.
Danny: If I medicined you, you'd think a brain tumor was a birthday present.
Tortugan: I could take double anything you could.
Danny: Very, very foolish words, man. I: He's right, Tortugan. Look at him. His mechanism's gone. He's had more drugs than you've had hot dinners.
Tortugan: I'm not having this shag sack insulting me. Let him get his drugs out.
Danny: This doll is extremely dangerous. It has voodoo qualities.
Trade, "Phenodihydrochrolide benzorex." Street, "the embalmer."
Tortugan: Balls! I'll swallow it and run a mile.
Danny: Cool your boots, man. This pill's valued at two quid. Tortugan: Two quid? You're out of your mind.
I: That's sense, Tortugan.
Tortugan: You can stuff it up your arse for nothing and f*ck off while you're doing it! Danny: No need to insult me, man. I was leaving anyway.
Danny: Have either of you got shoes?
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