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Velocity Prime
Misfit Toys
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Posted - 2010.09.29 15:15:00 -
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I received some strange emails yesterday and need some help in deciphering the contents.
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war From: Xxxx Xxxxx To: Velocity Prime
one of your men killed my haul with a new leg that coast me 196 mil i like it back or war is coming im a small crop but my friends and bother love war they are war dacking your corp till you pay they are 1500 man stroug no pull **** pay up or die it was a teck 3 ship
the man who did it is name hallax
Shortly thereafter I received a message from what I can only guess to be his friend/a merc/his alt.
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a kill From: XxxxxxXX To: Velocity Prime
1 of ur pilots made a kill on a friend of mine salt river lost 200 mill so as u are the ceo this becomes ur problem on what u will do about this matter u can pay the isk bk or see what will become of the matter hope to hear from u soon
FFL
Any help in reading these messages is appreciated. Thanks in advance.
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Ran Khanon
Amarr Swords Horses and Heavy Metal
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Posted - 2010.09.29 15:19:00 -
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Oh dear that is the Neanderthal Gang. Ur so screwd Flossity!
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Whelan Jr
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Posted - 2010.09.29 15:20:00 -
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Nearest I can figure it says...
"Thank you sir, may I have another?"
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Sutskop
PILSGESCHWADER
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Posted - 2010.09.29 15:29:00 -
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"im a small crop" don't worry, I'd say.
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Lana Torrin
Minmatar Republic Military Skool
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Posted - 2010.09.29 15:31:00 -
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Originally by: Velocity Prime
Any help in reading these messages is appreciated. Thanks in advance.
I think the first one is something along the lines of "I'll crush you with my main".. I think the second one must have been misdirected to you by mistake as he wants to "**** For Love"??? I'm pretty sure you aren't in to that..
Once you have worked out what they say, send them back to their owners with corrections and a bill for English lessons..
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Millie Clode
Amarr Red Federation
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Posted - 2010.09.29 15:35:00 -
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Having used the tried and trusted "stick it through as many different languages as you can then back to english on babelfish" method, I have come up with the rough translation:
Quote: their peaces killed my distance with the new foot they make this they have the free flight of 196 painto after me of j' maintenance or the war im of the small plant of [sleduyushchi] but mho of druses and wars of l' ; ? c' l' the love of the supply [of aytoes] the war where of corp its jusqu' ; dacking; ? in you this n' ; ? it isn' ; T of l' ; ? [oplashchennoe] stroug of persona which the effort of 1500 **** of the [oplashchennoy] characterization or boat of teak 3 was
In hindsight, I believe it to be some sort of code ---------- Who, me? |
Lillith Starfire
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Posted - 2010.09.29 15:41:00 -
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Reply like so :- в советской России словарь записывает Вас
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Zedrik Cayne
Gallente Standards and Practices
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Posted - 2010.09.29 15:53:00 -
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The crack team of gibberish->English translators have gotten onto the case...
Originally by: Xxxx Xxxxx One of your merry band of men named Hallax blew up my hauler that had a new legion in it. This cost me 196 million isk and I would suggest that you pay me that amount, or else...
Or else what? I am part of a small corporation, but my friends and brother are part of a 1500 man (Zed: corporation or alliance, not sure which) which love to PvP and they will be declaring war on your corp until you pay.
Originally by: XxxxxxXX One of your pilots killed a friend of mine, Xxxx Xxxxx. He lost 200 million when he exploded and he wants his money.
So, are you going to pay him? Or are we going to have to become involved in this?
The threats and lack of communication skills offends my eyes. My dear friend VP... Would you please forward the un-bowdlerized versions of these to me and keep me updated should the threats not come to fruition. (Speaking of bowdlerization, you missed a name up in there, from which we can probably correctly deduce the hapless first party's name as one Salt River, member of DAYBREAKERS INC [D2010]. A four man corporation who are headquartered at Amdonen VIII - Moon 13 - Inherent Implants Biotech Production)
We can only assume that, looking at your killboard here and searching for the hapless pilot..it looks like he was transporting a legion hull in an un-tanked mining Iteron Mark III. (Congrats on the drop, did you guys succeed in scooping it?)
The IEEE has not come across a suitable investigation target in a while, and you may have stumbled across one for Standards and Practices.
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Originally by: "RedSplat" You're the internet equivalent of a Deepfried Mars bar filled with stupid.
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Porto Betalt
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Posted - 2010.09.29 15:55:00 -
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Everybody wardec Salt River :D |
Grimpak
Gallente The Whitehound Corporation
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Posted - 2010.09.29 16:05:00 -
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Originally by: Zedrik Cayne The crack team of gibberish->English translators have gotten onto the case...
Originally by: Xxxx Xxxxx One of your merry band of men named Hallax blew up my hauler that had a new legion in it. This cost me 196 million isk and I would suggest that you pay me that amount, or else...
Or else what? I am part of a small corporation, but my friends and brother are part of a 1500 man (Zed: corporation or alliance, not sure which) which love to PvP and they will be declaring war on your corp until you pay.
Originally by: XxxxxxXX One of your pilots killed a friend of mine, Xxxx Xxxxx. He lost 200 million when he exploded and he wants his money.
So, are you going to pay him? Or are we going to have to become involved in this?
oooohhh that smells like classic hatemail!
"PAY UP OR MY BROTHER'S FRIEND'S GIRLFRIEND'S COUSIN'S ALLIANCE OF GAZZILLION MAN STRONG WILL WARDEC UR CORP!!!11onezero" ---
Quote: The more I know about humans, the more I love animals.
ain't that right. |
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Mag's
the united Negative Ten.
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Posted - 2010.09.29 16:16:00 -
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Originally by: Grimpak
Originally by: Zedrik Cayne The crack team of gibberish->English translators have gotten onto the case...
Originally by: Xxxx Xxxxx One of your merry band of men named Hallax blew up my hauler that had a new legion in it. This cost me 196 million isk and I would suggest that you pay me that amount, or else...
Or else what? I am part of a small corporation, but my friends and brother are part of a 1500 man (Zed: corporation or alliance, not sure which) which love to PvP and they will be declaring war on your corp until you pay.
Originally by: XxxxxxXX One of your pilots killed a friend of mine, Xxxx Xxxxx. He lost 200 million when he exploded and he wants his money.
So, are you going to pay him? Or are we going to have to become involved in this?
oooohhh that smells like classic hatemail!
"PAY UP OR MY BROTHER'S FRIEND'S GIRLFRIEND'S COUSIN'S ALLIANCE OF GAZZILLION MAN STRONG WILL WARDEC UR CORP!!!11onezero"
If they mention someone's uncle, you're really screwed.
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Gin Tiang
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Posted - 2010.09.29 16:17:00 -
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I read this as 'gz to Hallax'
And GZ I say.. Nice kill. Hope the hull dropped.
You should send them a bill for translation services. And another for liberating a good hull from the hands of a fool.
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Alara IonStorm
Agent-Orange
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Posted - 2010.09.29 16:19:00 -
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Edited by: Alara IonStorm on 29/09/2010 16:24:28 This reminds me of the guy who threatened to disband the Alliance my Corp was in because I popped his Taranis. Yes I was real scared of his somehow High Sec Capital Blob!?
Also I am EVE Mailing the Victem. He deserves the right to defend himself on the forums... in what I assume is English!?
\o/
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Sral TBear
Shipwreck Island
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Posted - 2010.09.29 16:19:00 -
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sir/mam.
Going over our records we can se that you have used a service not included in the original agreement on the ship kill for one of your members. We have recived some information from you and we have to bill you another 200 million on top of the original 196 million isk ship loss.
original ammount : 196 million Isk
Fine for extra service : 200 million Isk
Total ammount you need to pay for : 200 million Isk
If this ammount are disputet or further eve mails are recived from parties not dirently involved in the original agreement we have to put 100% intrest on top of the 200 million Isk.
Original ammount : 200 million Isk
Intrests 100% : 200 million Isk
Full ammount : 400 million Isk
If this ammount are not recived within 48 hours we will send our collection officer to collect the ammount of 400 million Isk in assets from your corporation. Each day will another 75% in intrests be put on top of the original ammount until the total ammount and intrests are collectet in either ISK orn assets
This is the last warning you recive, we cant be blamed that one of your pilots choose to loose a ship to our service.
sincerly Pvp tax office
kill em all
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Nathan Jameson
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Posted - 2010.09.29 16:20:00 -
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Originally by: XxxxxxXX You'll die! And then you'll be dead! Cause I KILLED JUUUUUU!!!!!
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Barakkus
Caelestis Iudicium
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Posted - 2010.09.29 17:18:00 -
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Quote:
war From: Xxxx Xxxxx To: Velocity Prime
one of your men killed my haul with a new leg that coast me 196 mil i like it back or war is coming im a small crop but my friends and bother love war they are war dacking your corp till you pay they are 1500 man stroug no pull **** pay up or die it was a teck 3 ship
the man who did it is name hallax
I would send him this and ask if this is what he meant in his original mail:
Quote: One of your pilots destroyed my hauler with a new Legion(?) inside the cargohold that cost me 196 million isk. I would like it back, or I will declare war on your corporation. I'm a small corp, but my friends and bother love wardecs. They will dec your corp until you pay me back. They have 1500 pilots. Pay up or die, it was a tech 3 ship.
The pilot who did this is named Hallax.
I'd love to see his response :P
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Gregor Vernof
Voodoo Tactical Ghost Syndicate.
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Posted - 2010.09.29 17:26:00 -
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I'm pretty sure Zed has the gist of the correct translation, however I'm pretty sure there was something about "don't make me come out of my Mother's basement" in there too.
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Barron Hammerstrike
Minmatar Intergang
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Posted - 2010.09.29 17:34:00 -
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Originally by: Porto Betalt Everybody wardec Salt River :D
I think this is the appropriate translation.
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Hallax
Misfit Toys
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Posted - 2010.09.29 17:37:00 -
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Edited by: Hallax on 29/09/2010 17:40:49 The 'teck 3' ship was indeed scooped, and promptly sold. And nobody's getting their 'isk bk.'
VP has much more experience with this type of fervent, unintelligible banter, and it's hilarious to see him have to go to bat for me (thanks VP).
At least you didn't take up his offer to do voice comms only, though I would have loved to hear the recording.
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Velocity Prime
Misfit Toys
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Posted - 2010.09.29 17:43:00 -
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Hi all, thanks for the help.
I had a chat with our friend, and apparently he and his wife run his small corporation and don't really have the combat prowess to make threats and follow through on them. So he contacted his "friends" who will supposedly be war deccing my corp.
For the curious, yes, Hallax did recover the hull and liquidated it shortly thereafter. Apparently our enraged friend can't fly the Legion he was transporting yet, but was buying it in preparation to celebrate the completion of his tech III skill training.
I will forward the original emails to the IEEE and all other interested parties. I tried to talk our friend out of killing my corporation, but he seemed pretty adamant about the whole revenge thing instead of just chalking it up as a learning experience.
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De'Veldrin
Minmatar CareBears on Fire The Obsidian Legion
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Posted - 2010.09.29 18:56:00 -
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And this, friends and foes, is why you don't rage when someone pops your ship.
Yes, ok so I did rage, once, when I lost a Loki and a hulk within 24 hours of each other. It was a bad week.
But generally speaking, becoming incoherent with rage is a bad idea, and leads to people mocking you in threads like this one.
--Vel
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Velocity Prime
Misfit Toys
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Posted - 2010.09.29 19:19:00 -
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Edited by: Velocity Prime on 29/09/2010 19:20:28 I went afk for lunch, and when I came back I had a convo request from my friend. Of course the request expired, but when I tried to convo him, I was unable to because he's decided to block me. I guess he's heard about this thread...
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Intense Thinker
Minmatar
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Posted - 2010.09.29 20:07:00 -
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Originally by: Velocity Prime Edited by: Velocity Prime on 29/09/2010 19:20:28 I went afk for lunch, and when I came back I had a convo request from my friend. Of course the request expired, but when I tried to convo him, I was unable to because he's decided to block me. I guess he's heard about this thread...
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G'kardan
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Posted - 2010.09.29 21:55:00 -
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Quote: one of your men killed my haul with a new leg that coast me 196 mil i like it back or war is coming im a small crop but my friends and bother love war they are war dacking your corp till you pay they are 1500 man stroug no pull **** pay up or die it was a teck 3 ship
the man who did it is name hallax
Translation: "Your happy bunch have made me a sad carebear. I am poor as ****, as I whine about lousy 196M ISK. Give me ISK or I will grief your merry bunch of PvPers in my failfit CNR. I might even do sexual favors to a bunch of jocks at my dorm to get them involved.
I have a crush on hallax."
Quote: 1 of ur pilots made a kill on a friend of mine salt river lost 200 mill so as u are the ceo this becomes ur problem on what u will do about this matter u can pay the isk bk or see what will become of the matter hope to hear from u soon
FFL
Translation: "Gharblarblar yada yada daa daa. We think we are scary and keep our cool. In reality, we never had any cool. We're a renter PvE alliance and we're currently getting our asses handed to us in 0.0 as our masters can't protect our sorry asses (and we need to flee to hi-sec)."
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Scoundrelus
The Black Fleet
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Posted - 2010.09.29 22:06:00 -
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Yo Velocity, can you tell them that Black Fleet helped destroy the hauler too? Tell them we scouted the hauler out or RR'ed you or something. No big corps/alliances ever war dec us.
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Barakkus
Caelestis Iudicium
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Posted - 2010.09.29 22:36:00 -
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Originally by: Velocity Prime ...apparently he and his wife...
With the level of literacy in his mails I'm surprised he's old enough to be married
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Darius III
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Posted - 2010.09.30 00:21:00 -
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Edited by: Darius III on 30/09/2010 00:24:58 Thank you for sharing. Really made me laugh. Don't get much hate these days, doing sometimes 6 or more a day. I'll post one for the experts to translate, but I pretty much have it figured out:
you fu@*ng stupid bastard,. huj ci w dupe. so take the lumber is pederasto one in a$$ fu%$#ng. This was not my fault that you have hurt her mother and father used. only sympathize with you.
edit* Polish maybe?
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Masatoshi Hamada
Gallente
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Posted - 2010.09.30 00:29:00 -
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Edited by: Masatoshi Hamada on 30/09/2010 00:35:15 im can do this 4 u. rly its not hard its just wat u r seeing but it look diffrent. if u srsly need sum1 2 read this to u ask me or nething else thats in txtspk
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TipsyMcStagger
Caldari I FLY DRAMS IRL YO
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Posted - 2010.09.30 01:08:00 -
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Edited by: TipsyMcStagger on 30/09/2010 01:09:35 THIS WILL BE DEALT WITH
I | LIKE | THE | TO | HURR | DURR | POSTED | THE | OHNOES | AT | NO | FOIVOS.
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Joe McAlt
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Posted - 2010.09.30 02:06:00 -
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Please tell me this guys name wasn't descartes or anything that sounds like that......I really don't think my sides could take that kind abuse again
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