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Marshiro
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Posted - 2010.09.29 16:35:00 -
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People are constantly complaining about supers, blobs, whatever. So, lets just get this down:
What force should "ZOMGWTFBBQ WINNNNN" a eve battle?
The options 1. Blob: More characters WIN~ 2. Isk: Bigger ships WIN~ 3. ME: I should always win no matter what~ 4. Lag: Lag wins by default
*note: Because Lag always beat skill (fine control), if you like skill please choose lag.
*note2: Because Random nodefails allow obviously inferior force to deal with a stronger one some of the time, if you like fighting the odds, choose lag.
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Myxx
Gallente Risen Angels
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Posted - 2010.09.29 17:22:00 -
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your intelligence and knowledge of the game is the biggest iwin button you have. --
My opinion is my own and nothing but my own. Before putting words in my mouth, it might help to ask for clarification if you are confused. |
Metalcali
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Posted - 2010.09.29 17:25:00 -
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The button that turns on the light to Chribbas mirror. |
okst666
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Posted - 2010.09.29 17:40:00 -
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I take Option 3!
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Erdiere
Minmatar Erasers inc. Controlled Chaos
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Posted - 2010.09.29 17:42:00 -
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I use CTRL + Q. It works pretty well.
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Tashiell Gao
Caldari FinFleet IT Alliance
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Posted - 2010.09.29 17:46:00 -
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Best ship is friendship, The one with biggest friendship wins EVE. Tashiell Gao,
If anyone dares to interfere with you, that person is obviously some kind of psycho in real life. |
Steph26
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Posted - 2010.09.29 17:47:00 -
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Edited by: Steph26 on 29/09/2010 17:48:18
Originally by: Tashiell Gao Best ship is friendship, The one with biggest friendship wins EVE.
By your definition I think Chribbas wins eve lol
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Nyxster
Gatecrashers
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Posted - 2010.09.29 17:49:00 -
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ctrl Q.
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Alun Hughes
Project Nemesis The 0rphanage
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Posted - 2010.09.29 18:53:00 -
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Fairly sure Warp Stabs are the win button! |
Deviana Sevidon
Gallente Panta-Rhei Butterfly Effect Alliance
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Posted - 2010.09.29 18:58:00 -
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Since the only way to win is not to play the game, the biomass button on character selection should be renamed into I-Win-Button.
Quote: Disclaimer: All mentioned above contains my opinion and is therefore an absolute truth (for me anyway, my universe, muhahaha.....ok, done
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Allestin Villimar
Zebra Corp
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Posted - 2010.09.29 19:39:00 -
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Power button on your opponent's router. ...in bed. |
Assaj Ventress
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Posted - 2010.09.29 19:41:00 -
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Right now, a blob of supercarriers is an "I WIN" button
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Syn Callibri
Minmatar 21st Eridani Lighthorse
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Posted - 2010.09.29 19:43:00 -
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"confirm account cancel" button FTW!
Syn Callibri Commander - Fleet Ops [21EL] Keeper of the Blood Pact
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Ifly Uwalk
Caldari Empire Tax Collection Agency
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Posted - 2010.09.29 19:44:00 -
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5.: Rokkits!!111!!!eleven
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Isaac Apylon
Minmatar Suddenly Ninjas
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Posted - 2010.09.29 20:15:00 -
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Pretty sure that Bad Bobby found the I-Win button. Lifetime supply of isk and game time, plus the option to get rid of it all (albeit at the cost of a lifetime ban) for a nice monetary boost in RL. That's some serious win right there. |
Minchurra
Caldari
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Posted - 2010.09.29 20:17:00 -
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The Sphere~~
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Nerodon
Gallente Darkwave Technologies Blade.
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Posted - 2010.09.29 22:55:00 -
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Edited by: Nerodon on 29/09/2010 22:56:37
Originally by: Minchurra The Sphere~~
1000x 20,000 leagues under the sea books, and a big squid!
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yani dumyat
Minmatar Black Storm Cartel The Orca Syndicate
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Posted - 2010.09.29 23:01:00 -
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The 'I-Win' would be getting jiggy a really hot woman who you met through playing eve.
Military experts are checking the status of their virginity before deciding what to call this. _______
Trolls and Tribulations A story of eve, trolls, world domination and dogfighting against starlings in a tiny dramiel. |
Palovana
Caldari Inner Fire Inc.
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Posted - 2010.09.30 02:52:00 -
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Making it back thru the EVE Gate to find Earth would be the way to "win" EVE.
But what would you find? A barren planet destroyed by war? A planet shattered by a huge CME (like Seyllin I)? The origin of the Jove? The human race enslaved? A planet full of mutants?
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Professor Tarantula
Hedion University
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Posted - 2010.09.30 03:04:00 -
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Originally by: Palovana Making it back thru the EVE Gate to find Earth would be the way to "win" EVE.
But what would you find? A barren planet destroyed by war? A planet shattered by a huge CME (like Seyllin I)? The origin of the Jove? The human race enslaved? A planet full of mutants?
Everyone living in peace and harmony.
Then the first pod pilot lands there and screams "You Maniacs! You failed to blow it up! Ah, damn you! God damn you all to hell!" in front of the statue of liberty while perplexed tourists look on.
My Warmest Regards. Prof. Tarantula, Esq. |
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Intense Thinker
Minmatar
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Posted - 2010.09.30 03:08:00 -
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Originally by: Palovana Making it back thru the EVE Gate to find Earth would be the way to "win" EVE.
But what would you find? A barren planet destroyed by war? A planet shattered by a huge CME (like Seyllin I)? The origin of the Jove? The human race enslaved? A planet full of mutants?
Zombies, definitely zombies... zombies that can fly spaceships. Signature locked for editing a moderator's warning. Zymurgist |
Komen
Gallente Flying Target LLC
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Posted - 2010.09.30 03:15:00 -
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Originally by: Professor Tarantula
Originally by: Palovana Making it back thru the EVE Gate to find Earth would be the way to "win" EVE.
But what would you find? A barren planet destroyed by war? A planet shattered by a huge CME (like Seyllin I)? The origin of the Jove? The human race enslaved? A planet full of mutants?
Everyone living in peace and harmony.
Then the first pod pilot lands there and screams "You Maniacs! You failed to blow it up! Ah, damn you! God damn you all to hell!" in front of the statue of liberty while perplexed tourists look on.
I want your babies. For lunch. Also, I concur, that is what old mother is like, back through the gate.
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Brannor McThife
Caldari Brotherhood of the Ancients
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Posted - 2010.09.30 05:50:00 -
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You find a wormhole back to Earth.
-G
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Shanur
Minmatar Republic Military School
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Posted - 2010.09.30 07:01:00 -
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Forcing your enemy to fight you when you are at a clear advantage = Win.
Only a very small fraction of the total skill involved in PvP is applied during the actual battle. Most of that is just common sense rules like focussing your fire and performing evasive maneuvers to reduce damage.
By far the most skill comes from setting up the unbeatable blob in the first place and making sure it actually has an enemy to fight that doesn't warp off before a single shot is fired. Preparation is where the skill is at. If you find yourself unable to warp out of an "unfair" fight you were already outskilled. The rest is just a playing out of the consequences.
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Aiwha
Caldari 101st Space Marine Force Nulli Secunda
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Posted - 2010.09.30 07:14:00 -
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CCP needs to figure out how to let us weaponize our egos. I like me. 101st Space Marine Force Senior Recruiter |
sasabor
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Posted - 2010.09.30 11:16:00 -
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Another I win,
Join a certain alliance that has been linked with not only several bug exploits in but also in macrofarming, Even the way how they won the AT 2years in a row makes me wonder. Of course not a shred of evidence but then again. I m preety sure i am not the only one with doubts
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OmniBeton
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Posted - 2010.09.30 11:58:00 -
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"Cancel Subscription" button
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MrEbilEyes
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Posted - 2010.09.30 12:11:00 -
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Finding a way to stop this kind of **** threads.... It would be win for everyone
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Brock Nelson
Caldari Flux Technologies Inc SRS.
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Posted - 2010.09.30 12:17:00 -
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When you uninstall this game
Originally by: Brock Nelson OP's question is translated as: Help, I'm a female stuck in a man's body, can Incarna help?
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Aeniec
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Posted - 2010.09.30 14:02:00 -
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Edited by: Aeniec on 30/09/2010 14:02:50 "I WIN"
stand for "I want it nerfed?
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