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Jeros Hun
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Posted - 2010.09.29 18:00:00 -
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Edited by: Jeros Hun on 29/09/2010 18:03:45 Fellow jewish individuals and rich carebearing bastards....
The plague of suicide gankers gets worse every day. People lose isk nonstop, constantly getting killed.
THERE IS NO WAY TO STOP THIS. GANKING WILL NEVER CHANGE. YOU WILL ALWAYS LOSE ISK.
However, there is a way to bankrupt said suicide gankers by quite literally removing all of their profits.
How you ask? Quite simple.
When your ship is destroyed, all modules take a random amount of damage, and this may or may not destroy them. Items such as rigs or subsystems, have very little HP, so they are always destroyed. Items like your Pithum A-Type shield booster have quite a bit more HP, so have a chance to drop.
How does this information help me?
For the more astute out there, you will have already thought of this based on the above, but its quite simple. Run around with all your mods mostly dead. Overload your mods, and damage them until they're low on HP, aka in the 80+% damaged. For those of you who dont know what this means, just overload your module until the red ring is almost all the way around it. If you do this to all of your hardeners, boosters, and damage mods, when you are killed they are all but guaranteed to be destroyed, and not dropped. The suicide gankers will lose their ship, which is no longer 100% covered by insurance, and will slowly lose more and more isk, making their profession completely unprofitable. You will still lose the isk, but you can laugh all the way to the next mission/the bank knowing that some idiot suicide ganker just lost a perfectly good BS, and w/e mods they have fitted for absolutely no profit.
For added bonus, park an alt in a cheap ship (frigate) or w/e outside of your station, and whenever the suicide ganker tries to gank someone, just lock him and shoot a couple shots, you'll get the killmail, and it will show up on his losses. In the meantime he's made no isk.
To carebears everywhere - you're welcome.
Donations are accepted to this char...if I get enough I'll post some other handy guides to helping people get around other stupid things. Also, feel free to send me evemails about other issues in-game which you'd like me to make my next topic.
-Jeros Hun, Eve Expert
PS-Let the griefer tears start to roll...mmmm delicious..looking forward to the flaming and emoness
EDIT: the way to damage your ballistic controls or other mods which cannot be overloaded is to overload a mod next to them, in the case of faction heatsinks or w.e, just fit a cheap t1 hardener next to it, and overload it until the damage mod next to it takes enough damage. You can dock up, unfit mod, repair mod, then refit and undock again to slowly damage your faction/plex/officer mods to very low. Their performance will not be affected in the least, and if you accidentally melt it all the way, just dock up and rep JUST that mod back up, and try again. They are only destroyed if your ship is popped.
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Mag's
the united Negative Ten.
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Posted - 2010.09.29 18:03:00 -
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Oh dear
Originally by: Allestin Villimar Also, if your bookmarks are too far out, they can and will ban you for it.
Originally by: Torothanax Low population in w systems makes afk cloaking unattractive. |
Alara IonStorm
Agent-Orange
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Posted - 2010.09.29 18:05:00 -
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Edited by: Alara IonStorm on 29/09/2010 18:06:07 Moved to Features and Idea's where it will die and no one will care!
Bye Bye!
-- Fine Mag's no Purple ok!
But I am the Snyper Queen!
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Jeros Hun
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Posted - 2010.09.29 18:09:00 -
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Originally by: Alara IonStorm Edited by: Alara IonStorm on 29/09/2010 18:06:07 Moved to Features and Idea's where it will die and no one will care!
Bye Bye!
Tell me, dear emo griefer, how would this apply to features and ideas? It is nothing upcoming, its already in the game, and as all of the suicide ganking threads are here, I would argue taht this is the place for it :)
-Jeros Hun, Eve Expert
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Alara IonStorm
Agent-Orange
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Posted - 2010.09.29 18:14:00 -
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Originally by: Jeros Hun
Tell me, dear emo griefer, how would this apply to features and ideas? It is nothing upcoming, its already in the game, and as all of the suicide ganking threads are here, I would argue taht this is the place for it :)
-Jeros Hun, Eve Expert
Oh your right it isn't my bad!
Too bad 90% of the carebear 500mil in an untanked hauler on autopilot will never read this. Nor will they realize you can stack valueble items in mulitible containers lessening the chance of a drop!
Ignorence is bliss dear emo carebear!
-- Fine Mag's no Purple ok!
But I am the Snyper Queen!
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Mag's
the united Negative Ten.
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Posted - 2010.09.29 18:18:00 -
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Edited by: Mag''s on 29/09/2010 18:21:25
Originally by: Jeros Hun Tell me, dear emo griefer....
She is Snyper Queen to you boy. The fact you didn't know this, makes me wonder if you are indeed an Eve Expert.
Edit: Failed speeling.
Originally by: Allestin Villimar Also, if your bookmarks are too far out, they can and will ban you for it.
Originally by: Torothanax Low population in w systems makes afk cloaking unattractive. |
Velocity Prime
Misfit Toys
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Posted - 2010.09.29 18:19:00 -
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Originally by: Jeros Hun Edited by: Jeros Hun on 29/09/2010 18:03:45 Fellow jewish individuals....
What, gays and people of color can't get in on this action?
We're recruiting! Visit my blog. |
Alara IonStorm
Agent-Orange
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Posted - 2010.09.29 18:25:00 -
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Originally by: Velocity Prime
Originally by: Jeros Hun Edited by: Jeros Hun on 29/09/2010 18:03:45 Fellow jewish individuals....
What, gays and people of color can't get in on this action?
No only Jewish people are safe from suicide attacks...
Oh wait!
-- Fine Mag's no Purple ok!
But I am the Snyper Queen!
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Sergeant Failfit
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Posted - 2010.09.29 18:28:00 -
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I think with my name I am safe!!
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Alara IonStorm
Agent-Orange
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Posted - 2010.09.29 18:28:00 -
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Please don't make me disapear like Velocity and Sky!
-- Fine Mag's no Purple ok!
But I am the Snyper Queen!
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AFK Cloaker
Amarr Imperial Academy
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Posted - 2010.09.29 18:34:00 -
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baltec1
Antares Shipyards Circle-Of-Two
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Posted - 2010.09.29 18:39:00 -
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Originally by: AFK Cloaker
Well Im not undocking with him in local.
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Troll Bridgington
SWARTA Mostly Clueless
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Posted - 2010.09.29 18:43:00 -
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Originally by: AFK Cloaker
FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
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De'Veldrin
Minmatar CareBears on Fire The Obsidian Legion
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Posted - 2010.09.29 18:48:00 -
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Originally by: AFK Cloaker
No matter how many times I see that, I always laugh a little. --Vel
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Diomedes Calypso
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Posted - 2010.09.29 19:20:00 -
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Clearly you don't understand the mindset of gankers
Their primary profit is the killmail and the joy of yarrr!
Isk is just a means to the end Just a way to do less rafting between ganks Big profits are probably in cargo anyway
Deny them kills to hit them where it hurts and get you more into the game rather than feeling like it's a game flaw. Fly with friends ( it's a multi player game. Make friends) who will escort you with remote rep battleships. Or get into some even more social play and form a escort service
Suicide ganging works to encourage interactive play. I don't prefer bombs outside station killing people during session change delays though
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AFK Father
AFK Chartered System Management
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Posted - 2010.09.29 19:20:00 -
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Originally by: AFK Cloaker
You're going to have to talk to me sometime son.
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Grimpak
Gallente The Whitehound Corporation
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Posted - 2010.09.29 19:23:00 -
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Edited by: Grimpak on 29/09/2010 19:23:57
Originally by: AFK Cloaker
OH **** HELL NO I'M NOT UNDOCKING WITH THAT GUY IN LOCAL.
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Quote: The more I know about humans, the more I love animals.
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Intense Thinker
Minmatar
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Posted - 2010.09.29 19:26:00 -
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Originally by: AFK Cloaker
I'm filing a petition to CCP for griefing!!! I can't undock!!!! Signature locked for editing a moderator's warning. Zymurgist |
captain foivos
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Posted - 2010.09.29 21:17:00 -
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Originally by: Zymurgist
Trolling removed.
You missed most of the OP. -- This signature is red. |
Harrigan VonStudly
Original Sin.
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Posted - 2010.09.29 21:47:00 -
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Originally by: AFK Father
Originally by: AFK Cloaker
You're going to have to talk to me sometime son.
I lol'd
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Byuk Gho
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Posted - 2010.09.30 01:32:00 -
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I don't gank you for money; I gank you for tears.
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Jasen Too
Instant Annihilation Everto Rex Regis
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Posted - 2010.09.30 01:44:00 -
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Originally by: Byuk Gho I don't gank you for money; I gank you for tears.
I gank for neither. I gank because I'm bored... and you're there.
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Joe McAlt
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Posted - 2010.09.30 01:49:00 -
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As a miner and a carebear if you will, I run the risk of being ganked everytime I fire up those lasers and ya know what? I'm totally cool with that. I dont go afk while mining and I keep a sharp eye on local and on my overview. Its part of the game, it adds some flare to mining and ya know what, 4 out of the 5 gankers who have hit me failed in the attempt. in all 5 cases I got to salvage the wreckage. Heck im still sitting on some t2 assault missile launchers a guy left floating in his burning caracal. I won't sell my prize ganker drop
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Mag's
the united Negative Ten.
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Posted - 2010.09.30 13:53:00 -
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Originally by: AFK Father
Originally by: AFK Cloaker
You're going to have to talk to me sometime son.
Originally by: Allestin Villimar Also, if your bookmarks are too far out, they can and will ban you for it.
Originally by: Torothanax Low population in w systems makes afk cloaking unattractive. |
Ran Khanon
Amarr Swords Horses and Heavy Metal
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Posted - 2010.09.30 14:04:00 -
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Originally by: AFK Cloaker
OMG CCP NO FORUM MECANICS IN PLACE TO DEAL WIHT TIHS! HOW WE CAN TROLL BOT SAFELY NOW? *pulls out hair*
Recruiting. |
Aiwha
Caldari 101st Space Marine Force Nulli Secunda
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Posted - 2010.09.30 14:20:00 -
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Or you could move to 0.0.
Where men are men, most women are men, and the suicide gankers dare not tread... I like me. 101st Space Marine Force Senior Recruiter |
Nuts Nougat
Perkone
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Posted - 2010.09.30 14:22:00 -
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Originally by: De'Veldrin
Originally by: AFK Cloaker
No matter how many times I see that, I always laugh a little.
Pretty much this. ---
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Whitehound
The Whitehound Corporation
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Posted - 2010.09.30 14:41:00 -
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If you want to cause gankers a loss then use an Iteron IV, tank it and put loot into it. Gankers have tried to shoot mine three times so far and they always failed. --
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Rastino
Minmatar Cryptonym Sleepers Test Alliance Please Ignore
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Posted - 2010.09.30 15:42:00 -
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The funny thing is that you think every single suicide ganker do it for financial gain. Some do it only for the lols and nothing else. The more expensive the kill the more funny it is.
Ohhhhh Do remember to send hate mail
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Zeta Zhul
Caldari Preemptive Paranoia
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Posted - 2010.10.03 01:39:00 -
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Originally by: Whitehound If you want to cause gankers a loss then use an Iteron IV, tank it and put loot into it. Gankers have tried to shoot mine three times so far and they always failed.
Now that's interesting.
Do you fit the industrial for max shield buffer + something else such as target disruption? I've been a bit bored lately and I wouldn't mind trying my hand at trolling for gankers.
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