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Molesty Smurf	Posted - 2010.10.03 03:51:00 - [1] Oh God I Hope I Don't Win First Prize : One Unit of Mercoxit! The grand prize for this lottery is the rarest of all ores, mercoxit Second Prize : 4x True Sansha Medium EMP Smartbombs Perfect for your Disco PVE Cruiser Setup! Third Prize : Pithi C-Type Small Shield Transporter / Corelum C-Type Medium Remote Armour Repair System Perfect for roaming logistic gangs - you'll be the savior of your entire corp! Forth Prize :1000x Shadow Iridium M Now you can run with faction ammo anywhere! Fifth Prize : Shadow Serpentis Magnetic Plating / Dark Blood Magnetic Plating Faction Tank Best Tank Sixth Prize : Rook Its a caldari ship, so you know its not very good. Seventh Prize : Ishtar Ugh, sitting in my hanger for who knows how long, just want to get rid of it really Eighth Prize : Thon's Modified Large Shield Booster Can't find any of these on the market so almost certainly worthless. Ninth Prize : Trimarked Navy Megathron Any real man would be in the army, or at least the air force. So this ship probably has extra group showers compared to the normal mega Tenth Prize : Vindicator You're just going to die in a fire with this anyway, so I guess theres no real point to having it, but here it is --------------------- Ticket Price: 10,000,000 ISK to be sent to Molesty Smurf Send 10Mill to Molesty Smurf for 1 ticket with reason OHGOD1 There are 200 tickets in total Once all the tickets are sold, the draw will begin and then the winners will be contracted in a high security system You can track your tickets though this link below Ticket Tracker Good Luck everybody There is a spot prize for the best/cheesiest line said in an action movie if the lead character were a smurf. To have your post count towards the spot prize, please post your answer in this thread with the character you bought ticket(s) with. Previous Lotteries Officer CNR Bhaalgorn Macharial Bhaalgorn
Somerset Mahm Somer's Omnibus Exploration and Reclamation Cognitive Development	Posted - 2010.10.03 03:58:00 - [2] Posting to confirm that we currently hold this lottery's prizes in escrow. In the event of any issues, SOMER guarantees the prizes will be awarded! But you don't want these prizes anyways. Except maybe the Mercoxit, I guess. SOMER Lotteries will provide ticket tracking for this lottery. We are in possession of the lottery holder's full API key. Need your lottery or other trade secured? Check out SOMER Escrow. High-quality service cheaper than the competition. Third-party and lottery ticket services all in one. --- SOMER Lotteries SOMER Blink - new! SOMER Escrow Services
Abh aidev	Posted - 2010.10.03 04:12:00 - [3] Am i first? YAY \o/
CSM Barret Our Holy Mother of Sickness and Sin Dark Taboo	Posted - 2010.10.03 05:18:00 - [4] a buy and a bump
Molesty Smurf	Posted - 2010.10.03 15:55:00 - [5] Morning bump, remember to post your entry for the bonus prize
BenZkie	Posted - 2010.10.03 17:08:00 - [6] ticket, bump
Flipout Gallente	Posted - 2010.10.04 10:06:00 - [7] bump for you :)
Molesty Smurf	Posted - 2010.10.04 12:25:00 - [8] Morning bump
Duncan Hines Reikoku IT Alliance	Posted - 2010.10.04 13:51:00 - [9] 5 tickets for ya. "I see your smurf is as big as mine!!!"
Viktor Klimenko	Posted - 2010.10.04 16:14:00 - [10] 5 tickets bought! "Smurfs up Pal!"
KaarBaak Minmatar Hell's Librarians Darkmatter Initiative	Posted - 2010.10.04 19:58:00 - [11] 1 bought (hey, I'm poorish) "What's your name?" "SMURF YOU, that's my name. You know why mister? Cuz you drove an ibis to get here tonight. I drove a 20 billion isk Aeon. THAT's my name." KB =vinur allra manna I think that core audiences in the West are big fans of simply paying that monthly subscription and getting everything, and so I think we're going to stick with that. --S
Lt Kuran No Trademark Phoenix Virtue	Posted - 2010.10.05 04:10:00 - [12] bought 1! What'd you do last night? I think I f**ked a smurf to death, and don't remember.
Pazreal Gallente Phoenix Mandate Phoenix Virtue	Posted - 2010.10.05 04:37:00 - [13] Bought! Stay smurfy, stay smurfed. It's time to prove to your friends that you're worth a smurf. Sometimes that means smurfing. Sometimes that means smurfing a whole lot of smurfs! ~Paz
hmmv50cal Caldari	Posted - 2010.10.05 05:50:00 - [14] Will buy my ticket in the morning!
Molesty Smurf	Posted - 2010.10.05 14:12:00 - [15] Edited by: Molesty Smurf on 05/10/2010 14:12:42 Morning bump ---- Uhuh, I DO believe Papa Smurf, MY husband, YOUR boss, told you to take ME out and do whatever I wanted. Now I wanna dance, I wanna win, I want that trophy. So dance good. -- Mrs. Mia Smurf
DCBK	Posted - 2010.10.05 17:00:00 - [16] Edited by: DCBK on 05/10/2010 17:00:52 3 tickets bought: "IÆm your worst fuking nightmare, smurf! A niqqer with a badge!" -eddie smurphy in 48 smurfin hours
Dan Pyre Amarr COLD-Wing	Posted - 2010.10.05 22:43:00 - [17] Jokey Smurf: So I had a wife, beautiful, like you, who tells me I worry too much. Who tells me I ought to smile more. Who gambles and gets in deep with Gargamel... Look at me! One day, he carves her face. And we have no money for surgeries. She can't take it. I just want to see her smile again, hm? I just want her to know that I don't care about the scars. So... I stick a paintbrush in a bright blue paint can and do this... to myself. And you know what? She can't stand the sight of me! She leaves. Now I see the funny side. Now I'm always smiling! 'Jokey Smurf' in The Dark Smurf Bought 4 Tickets!
Yeliano	Posted - 2010.10.05 23:35:00 - [18] 1 Ticket please. ôThis watch was on your Papi Smurf's wrist when he was shot down over Hannoi. He was captured, put in a Vietnamese prison camp. He knew that if the Smurfs ever saw the watch, theyÆd confiscate it, take it away. The way your Papi Smurf looked at it, this watch was your birthright. HeÆd be damned if any slopeÆs gonnaÆ put his greasy yellow hands on his baby Smurf's birthright. So he hid it, in one place he knew he could hide something: his Smurf. Five long years he wore this watch, up his Smurf.ö
Falcun Gallente North Eastern Swat Pandemic Legion	Posted - 2010.10.06 09:47:00 - [19] bump? :(
Molesty Smurf	Posted - 2010.10.06 14:02:00 - [20] Mama always said life was like a box of chocolate smurfs. I think mama needed medication.
Drevin Marks	Posted - 2010.10.06 21:13:00 - [21] Ticket pls ;) smurf
Dan Pyre Amarr COLD-Wing	Posted - 2010.10.07 12:28:00 - [22] Morning bump!
Molesty Smurf	Posted - 2010.10.07 16:45:00 - [23] Who is Papa Smurf? He is supposed to be Turkish. Some say his father was German. Nobody believed he was real. Nobody ever saw him or knew anybody that ever worked directly for him, but to hear Kobayashi tell it, anybody could have worked for Papa Smurf. You never knew. That was his power. The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist. And like that, poof. He's gone.
Pink's Deals Gallente The NightClub	Posted - 2010.10.08 01:02:00 - [24] 1 ticket bought movie line; smurf, wheres my car ~~ Pink's Deal ~~ Gin & Tonic ~*~
Veras Divinia	Posted - 2010.10.08 02:03:00 - [25] Ticket bought "Nobody puts Smurfy in a corner" I cannot believe I entered a contest just to write that line.....
Molesty Smurf	Posted - 2010.10.08 15:53:00 - [26] You wanna know how to get Gargamel? They pull a knife, you pull a gun. He sends one of yours to the hospital, you send one of his to the morgue. That's the Smurf way! And that's how you get Gargamel. Now do you want to do that? Are you ready to do that? I'm offering you a deal. Do you want this deal?
Eumenis Reikoku IT Alliance	Posted - 2010.10.08 19:30:00 - [27] dont need any of these so you better win all
Silken Horror Caldari	Posted - 2010.10.09 01:39:00 - [28] Meet the winner!
Molesty Smurf	Posted - 2010.10.09 11:16:00 - [29] Morning bump
Molesty Smurf	Posted - 2010.10.10 06:47:00 - [30] Moring bump - a little too busy with RL issues to advertise this properly, so if you want to spread the word around to your corpies and buddies we might be able to finish this ;)
KaarBaak Minmatar Hell's Librarians Darkmatter Initiative	Posted - 2010.10.10 23:40:00 - [31] I told my friends Removed. Please keep your signature completely in English. Navigator I think that core audiences in the West are big fans of simply paying that monthly subscription and getting everything, and so I think we're going to stick with that. --S
Flipout Gallente	Posted - 2010.10.12 01:29:00 - [32] bump!
Molesty Smurf	Posted - 2010.10.12 05:41:00 - [33] still kinda stuck on the tickets and I am still unavailable to advertise - I will be canceling this lotto soon if sales do not pick up.
Silken Horror Caldari ODESSA Mining and Manufacturing	Posted - 2010.10.12 17:11:00 - [34] Don't do that!
Molesty Smurf	Posted - 2010.10.12 19:10:00 - [35] Originally by: Silken Horror Don't do that! I'd rather not, but unless sales pick up i will be forced to :(
Molesty Smurf	Posted - 2010.10.13 16:52:00 - [36] Morning bump - still 139 tickets left
hmmv50cal Caldari	Posted - 2010.10.13 19:49:00 - [37] Bumping an awesome and original lottery!
Fur Minmatar No Trademark Phoenix Virtue	Posted - 2010.10.14 00:17:00 - [38] Bought tickets for the man that just had a Baby boy!!! Glad its u and not me, Been their done that!! lol
hmmv50cal Caldari	Posted - 2010.10.14 06:57:00 - [39] "When I go home people'll ask me, 'Hey Hoot, why do you do it, man? What, you some kinda smurf junkie?' You know what I'll say? I won't say a god-damn word. Why? They won't understand. They won't understand why we do it. They won't understand that it's about the smurfs next to you, and that's it. That's all it is." and "Smurfs are friends, not food."
egola	Posted - 2010.10.14 07:16:00 - [40] Edited by: egola on 14/10/2010 07:18:26 bah i lack originality so i'll just go through a few of my favorite ones. "Princess Smurfette:Obi Smurf Kenobi, you're my only hope" "frankly my Smurfette, i don't give a damn" "A smurf's gotta do what a Smurf gotta do" and my favorite one: "Soylent Green is Smurf!"
Flipout Gallente	Posted - 2010.10.14 08:25:00 - [41] May the smurfs be with you - star wars.
Molesty Smurf	Posted - 2010.10.14 20:36:00 - [42] Still trying to sell some tickets; buy some and win some mercoxit ;)
Falung	Posted - 2010.10.15 07:04:00 - [43] bump for great justice
hmmv50cal Caldari	Posted - 2010.10.15 20:27:00 - [44] Sweet lottery, buy your tickets now! You know you want "dat mercoxit."
Molesty Smurf	Posted - 2010.10.15 21:42:00 - [45] Morning bump, buy some tickets win a disco cruiser setup!
hmmv50cal Caldari	Posted - 2010.10.16 14:49:00 - [46] Confirming a disco cruiser setup is sure to wreck any Smurf's day.
Flipout Gallente	Posted - 2010.10.16 18:09:00 - [47] Smurf, James smurf. Smurf mother****er, DO YOU SPEAK IT?
Zelot Blueice XTC Cartel	Posted - 2010.10.16 19:33:00 - [48] Bump for a great guy and great lottery!
Dan Pyre Amarr COLD-Wing	Posted - 2010.10.17 13:15:00 - [49] Bump for Great Justice!
Molesty Smurf	Posted - 2010.10.17 22:36:00 - [50] Another bump as we approach 50% sold
Falung	Posted - 2010.10.18 11:17:00 - [51] needs moar bump
Molesty Smurf	Posted - 2010.10.18 17:26:00 - [52] Morning bump - Industrialists may want to have a look at the top prize - perfect for T2 Invention!
Flipout Gallente	Posted - 2010.10.19 08:07:00 - [53] Originally by: Molesty Smurf Another bump as we approach 50% sold Bought a couple more for you :)
Molesty Smurf	Posted - 2010.10.19 18:08:00 - [54] Another bump as we approach 50% - maybe win some mercoxit?
Molesty Smurf	Posted - 2010.10.20 23:24:00 - [55] And we've officially hit the halfway mark. Get your tickets now before its too late; win some stuff
Flipout Gallente	Posted - 2010.10.21 11:23:00 - [56] man I really dont want to win first place.
Dan Pyre Amarr COLD-Wing	Posted - 2010.10.21 14:13:00 - [57] Is it weird that I kind of want 3rd place?
Molesty Smurf	Posted - 2010.10.22 19:08:00 - [58] 99 tickets left
Flipout Gallente	Posted - 2010.10.23 12:13:00 - [59] Originally by: Molesty Smurf 99 tickets left 98 bottles of beer on the wall..
Imal Jaykciw Minmatar	Posted - 2010.10.23 19:39:00 - [60] "Where the hell did you come from, Pandora?" Starlight Inc [SLI]
Molesty Smurf	Posted - 2010.10.24 00:18:00 - [61] Daily bump; almost there
Dan Pyre Amarr COLD-Wing	Posted - 2010.10.25 15:47:00 - [62] Bump for page 10 great justice!
Molesty Smurf	Posted - 2010.10.25 19:39:00 - [63] Ok I'm going to give this one more week before I shut er down, so if you want to see this lotto finish, buy some tickets ;)
Dan Pyre Amarr COLD-Wing	Posted - 2010.10.26 13:03:00 - [64] I advertised it to some of my friends! Come on guys let's finish this up!
Molesty Smurf	Posted - 2010.10.26 14:50:00 - [65] Bump
I likegirls Minmatar	Posted - 2010.10.26 21:17:00 - [66] Buy tickets!
Flipout Gallente	Posted - 2010.10.27 03:03:00 - [67] om nom nom tickets
Molesty Smurf	Posted - 2010.10.27 16:40:00 - [68] Bump
Dan Pyre Amarr COLD-Wing	Posted - 2010.10.28 03:02:00 - [69] bump!
Molesty Smurf	Posted - 2010.10.28 15:49:00 - [70] 80 tickets left; buy some tickets and lets finish this!
Jai'Lei al'Thor Elanus Risk Control	Posted - 2010.10.28 20:46:00 - [71] Poasting for bonus prize
Gazneth	Posted - 2010.10.28 20:48:00 - [72] bought some tickets , lets see if i get me moneys worth or not =) shouldnt be that many left .. bye some tickets
Shivasie	Posted - 2010.10.28 20:54:00 - [73] I bought one.
Jawarrior2010 Amarr Lactose Intolerant corp.	Posted - 2010.10.28 20:56:00 - [74] lets try to win something on this :) and Smurfs up :o lame but hey :)
Jevvel	Posted - 2010.10.28 20:57:00 - [75] Mel Brooks-"It's good to be the Smurf."
Molesty Smurf	Posted - 2010.10.28 21:04:00 - [76] Sold out, draw in approximately one hour. If you've entered and not already posted your chance at a bonus prize (50m in blink credits), post your best line of dialogue in a movie if the characters were smurfs - now. "You can't handle the Smurf" - Col. Jessup, A Few Good Smurfs
L'amour Sauvage	Posted - 2010.10.28 21:39:00 - [77] Get your smurf to mars.- Smurfy Recall 1.21 gigasmurfs? 1.21 gigasmurfs?! Great Smurf!- Smurf to the Future Oh, this is the best Smurf in a Cup ever. This smurf is unbelievable. He ran the old Cup 'o Smurf guy out of business.- Navin R. Smurf from The Smurf Everyday random son of a smurf! Take that you run of the mill smurf! Die smurf pumper!- The Smurf
Jevvel	Posted - 2010.10.28 22:19:00 - [78] "SmurfikaliSmurfalilisticSmurfyaladosius. Just the very sound of it is simply quite Smurftrocious." -- Mary Smurfins.
Molesty Smurf	Posted - 2010.10.28 22:55:00 - [79] Ok, going to release the winners (kraken). I will post the winners in this thread, starting with the winner of the bonus prize.
Gazneth	Posted - 2010.10.28 23:12:00 - [80] Originally by: Molesty Smurf Ok, going to release the winners (kraken). I will post the winners in this thread, starting with the winner of the bonus prize. is that 4 the qvote or 4 the nr.1 prise ? hehe elaborate plz =)
Molesty Smurf	Posted - 2010.10.28 23:16:00 - [81] Ok, going to release the winners (kraken). I will post the winners in this thread, starting with the winner of the bonus prize. Bonus Prize Winner: Duncan Hines FIRST PLACE: [24] Kin Lebarre SECOND PLACE: [182] Gazneth THIRD PLACE: [43] SanTral FOURTH PLACE: [17] BenZkie FIFTH PLACE: [191] Jawarrior2010 SIXTH PLACE: [53] Eumenis SEVENTH PLACE: [106] I likegirls EIGHTH PLACE: [128] Jawarrior2010 NINTH PLACE: [187] Gazneth TENTH PLACE: [48] Drevin Marks Roll Congrats to Kin Lebarre for winning the grand prize - One Unit of Fabulous Mercoxit!
Gazneth	Posted - 2010.10.28 23:18:00 - [82] wtt navy megat / 1000x shadow irdium m for 1 vindi =) and yay i won something good 4 1ns =)
Kin Lebarre Gallente Don Bornock Corporation	Posted - 2010.10.29 14:00:00 - [83] First I was like... \o/ But then... I lol'd Well, fist prize anyway! Happy Happy Joy Joy
Somerset Mahm Somer's Omnibus Exploration and Reclamation Cognitive Development	Posted - 2010.10.29 14:18:00 - [84] Prizes going out shortly :) --- SOMER Lotteries SOMER Blink - new! SOMER Escrow Services
McMelch	Posted - 2010.10.29 14:24:00 - [85] Edited by: McMelch on 29/10/2010 14:26:23 -
Kin Lebarre Gallente Don Bornock Corporation	Posted - 2010.10.29 14:26:00 - [86] Received it. Thank you!
I likegirls Minmatar	Posted - 2010.10.29 21:09:00 - [87] Came here to bump it so that the lottery would finish, and I left with an Ishtar in Jita 4/4 :-D A+
Drevin Marks	Posted - 2010.10.30 20:22:00 - [88] \o/ tenth price =)

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