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Hennata
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Posted - 2010.10.08 02:34:00 -
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Guys, I've just fond my pod-restricted life, with complete reliance on teleoperation, limiting. There are things that a pod pilot just have to do themselves.
1. I want get onto the ship of someone else and beat the crap out of the pilot and take it by hand. 2. I want to sneak into the private warehouses on jita and count the tons of techniums in stock if I can't hack that info remotely. 3. I want to read books sometimes and actually learn something 4. I want to ask the local level 5 agent which other pod pilots have taken a mission from him and their current location 5. I want to talk to the concord assembly on why blowing up my ship is against the interests of the universe. 6. I want to ask the station management who the hell is taking up all the research slots at the station and wardec those that dare to take MY SLOTS! 7. I want to personally show loathing to the Amarrian regime by a means of a picket line blocking all entry to their stations. 8. Somebody set us up t3h b0mb! All your base are belong to us. 9. I want to look out the window when my ship is inactive, damn it. There is guys with artillery out there you know. 10. I would love to bribe a station operators to cause interesting ammo malfunction inside the hangers of the deserving.
..... *hmm this is kinda hard*
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Aiwha
Caldari 101st Space Marine Force Nulli Secunda
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Posted - 2010.10.08 02:40:00 -
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Bar fight I like me
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Emperor Cheney
Celebrity Sex Tape
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Posted - 2010.10.08 02:57:00 -
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I would like to personally thank the station manager of Tannakan VII - 24th Imperial Crusade Logistic Support, for kindly letting me dock and relax a little, despite being an active member of the enemy militia. That's pretty nice of him.
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Emperor Cheney
Celebrity Sex Tape
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Posted - 2010.10.08 03:02:00 -
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Oh, and I would use my relative insane wealth to indecent proposal like everyone. Just for kicks. That should be an option for avatars. Like I go /indecent proposal and it makes it happen.
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Orange Lagomorph
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Posted - 2010.10.08 03:09:00 -
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Fap.
Or do pods include a moist towelette dispenser?
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yani dumyat
Minmatar Black Storm Cartel The Orca Syndicate
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Posted - 2010.10.08 03:47:00 -
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Pods are already full of goo, just add salt to taste. _______
Trolls and Tribulations A story of eve, trolls, world domination and dogfighting against starlings in a tiny dramiel. |
Culmen
Caldari Blood Phage Syndicate Dead Terrorists
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Posted - 2010.10.08 05:45:00 -
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Paint Graffiti on a war target's ship until he fvcking undocks. and further more why do i even need a sig? |
Valeronx
Celestial Horizon Corp. Fallen Angels Alliance
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Posted - 2010.10.22 03:25:00 -
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Originally by: Aiwha Bar fight
Ohhhhhhhh, that'd be fun.
Quafe wet T-****s contests maybe?
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Bhattran
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Posted - 2010.10.22 03:35:00 -
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1. I want get onto the ship of someone else and beat the crap out of the pilot and take it by hand. Not happening anytime soon, soon being defined as far as the actual release of incarna sometime next year so at best look for this in 2+ years if ever. But if you did try to board an enemy ship you'd face the mighty faceless nameless crew, you know all of them against you, and they have airlocks with which to space ye.
2. I want to sneak into the private warehouses on jita and count the tons of techniums in stock if I can't hack that info remotely. Doubtful, but if that floats your boat go ahead.
3. I want to read books sometimes and actually learn something WTF is a book?
4. I want to ask the local level 5 agent which other pod pilots have taken a mission from him and their current location W/o the brandishing of a knife I don't see how this will do you any good.
5. I want to talk to the concord assembly on why blowing up my ship is against the interests of the universe. There's a queue and you have to pee, next, better make another appointment in 18 months.
6. I want to ask the station management who the hell is taking up all the research slots at the station and wardec those that dare to take MY SLOTS! These aren't the slots you're looking for.
7. I want to personally show loathing to the Amarrian regime by a means of a picket line blocking all entry to their stations. SECURITY!
8. Somebody set us up t3h b0mb! All your base are belong to us. SECURITY, NOW WITH LAZORS!
9. I want to look out the window when my ship is inactive, damn it. There is guys with artillery out there you know. There's going to be a guy behind you with a knife, or a bug, or a glass of quafe and oh no he just spilled it all over your cool new jacket! Oh ****!, okay okay she didn't see you spill it on her, just walk away like nothing happened. Yeah look at the pretty ships, don't notice that wet spot on your back, there's layers so she won't feel it until she sits on something, I'm cool, no one saw that happen.
10. I would love to bribe a station operators to cause interesting ammo malfunction inside the hangers of the deserving. Oh no, who split all my ammo stacks, dabnamit, 'select all, stack all' there crisis averted.
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Alara IonStorm
Agent-Orange
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Posted - 2010.10.22 03:42:00 -
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Originally by: Valeronx Quafe wet T-****s contests maybe?
I see that your German...
I personally prefer wet T-Shirt contests!
-- I am now on a Crusade to Fix the Omen!
For Great Justice!
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CCP Spitfire
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Posted - 2010.10.22 08:15:00 -
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Moved from 'EVE General Discussion'.
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