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Advalary
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Posted - 2010.10.16 15:15:00 -
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Well, I wasn't actually drunk at the time, but I'm really hoping this guys was. I was roaming with some buddies and one of my buddies, upon jumping into a 0.0 entry system, was private convoed by a crazy guy. The ensuing convo was talked about the rest of the night.
[00:32:34] Drunk/Crazy > hey [00:32:39] Drunk/Crazy > u with them? [00:32:41] Roam mate > hello (sic) Drunk/Crazy [00:32:58] Roam mate > with who? [00:33:13] Drunk/Crazy > the big egg? [00:33:34] Roam mate > seriously, im confused? [00:33:42] Drunk/Crazy > next to my chairs [00:33:59] Drunk/Crazy > liek a rally point in slovakia [00:34:02] Drunk/Crazy > is it true/ [00:34:04] Drunk/Crazy > are you? [00:34:24] Roam mate > dude, im through a half bottle of whiskey and you are blowing my mind [00:34:29] Roam mate > need anything in particular [00:34:36] Drunk/Crazy > not here in the ear lash! [00:34:41] Drunk/Crazy > ? [00:34:43] Roam mate > you are mad [00:34:43] Drunk/Crazy > or wa sit before [00:34:48] Roam mate > mad i tell you [00:34:54] Drunk/Crazy > TELL ME ABOTU THE ****IGN GOLF SHOES! [00:35:03] Roam mate > goddamn it i only have rimmingtons [00:35:14] Drunk/Crazy > that is not a good answer [00:35:15] Drunk/Crazy > NOT [00:35:18] Drunk/Crazy > A GOOD ANSEWR [00:35:22] Roam mate > well **** [00:35:25] Drunk/Crazy > so where did you find her? [00:35:26] Roam mate > what to do now [00:35:34] Drunk/Crazy > was she in the blue boar/ [00:35:44] Roam mate > no but i was, she was in the green [00:36:10] Drunk/Crazy > but anyway [00:36:12] Drunk/Crazy > wait [00:36:15] Drunk/Crazy > let me check [00:36:37] Drunk/Crazy > no she still has her pubic hair [00:36:45] Drunk/Crazy > she says you are a liar! [00:37:04] Drunk/Crazy > she says you lie [00:37:06] Drunk/Crazy > tell lies [00:37:14] Drunk/Crazy > she has her pubic hairs [00:37:18] Drunk/Crazy > her RUBIC CUBES [00:37:22] Drunk/Crazy > no hush [00:37:25] Drunk/Crazy > be calm [00:37:28] Drunk/Crazy > BE ****IGN CALM [00:37:31] Drunk/Crazy > I MEAN HEY [00:37:36] Drunk/Crazy > LET ****IGN PARY [00:37:42] Roam mate > you wanna party [00:37:45] Roam mate > i wanna party [00:37:50] Roam mate > i really wanna party [00:37:53] Drunk/Crazy > who is a what [00:37:56] Roam mate > goddamnit [00:37:59] Roam mate > who are you [00:38:03] Drunk/Crazy > btw who are you [00:38:17] Roam mate > well im charles, but some people call me the spacecowboy [00:38:48] Drunk/Crazy > hi cow [00:38:49] Drunk/Crazy > ! [00:39:05] Drunk/Crazy > im wishbang katbang everybody katbang [00:39:12] Drunk/Crazy > although soem ppl call me fred [00:39:27] Roam mate > well welcome fred [00:39:47] Drunk/Crazy > thank you [00:39:52] Drunk/Crazy > EVERYBODY DOG FOOD [00:39:53] Roam mate > i gotta say i like your style, the golf shoes i mean [00:40:02] Drunk/Crazy > WE CANT STOP HERE! [00:40:06] Drunk/Crazy > THIS IS BAT COUNTRY! [00:40:42] Drunk/Crazy > 1.7lBPS D/L SHOCKING ! shooting the recipient! [00:40:57] Drunk/Crazy > KTHNXBA
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ShahFluffers
Gallente Ice Fire Warriors
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Posted - 2010.10.17 04:47:00 -
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Edited by: ShahFluffers on 17/10/2010 04:48:41
Quote: [00:34:54] Drunk/Crazy > TELL ME ABOTU THE ****IGN GOLF SHOES! [00:35:03] Roam mate > goddamn it i only have rimmingtons [00:35:14] Drunk/Crazy > that is not a good answer [00:35:15] Drunk/Crazy > NOT [00:35:18] Drunk/Crazy > A GOOD ANSEWR
... what?
Quote:
[00:36:12] Drunk/Crazy > wait [00:36:15] Drunk/Crazy > let me check [00:36:37] Drunk/Crazy > no she still has her pubic hair [00:36:45] Drunk/Crazy > she says you are a liar! [00:37:04] Drunk/Crazy > she says you lie [00:37:06] Drunk/Crazy > tell lies [00:37:14] Drunk/Crazy > she has her pubic hairs [00:37:18] Drunk/Crazy > her RUBIC CUBES
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... I don't even... what was he... what???? _______________________
"Just because I seem like an idiot doesn't mean I am one." ~Unknown |
Xyla Kador
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Posted - 2010.10.17 05:07:00 -
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Edited by: Xyla Kador on 17/10/2010 05:15:25 afaik this one didnt involve anyone being drunk (least i wasnt) but me and a girl i knew got in to the weirdest convo about sentient fruit
all i remember is it went something liek this
me >/emote holds up an orange me >this is billy -pause- me >damnit who violated billy?! girl >/emote slowly raises hand girl >he looked so tasty :3
....that migth be way off....maybe ill go find the old chat log....
EDIT: o wait it was a different girl than i thought
me > k maybe not an egg....hmmm me > okay here is a ornage....it is named billy me > o wait.. girl A > 0.o me > okay who the hell peeled billy and violated him? girl A > lol girl B > me girl B > he was yummy guy A > /emote hides his glass of orange juice girl A > hahaha me > billy.....*tear*
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Umega
Solis Mensa
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Posted - 2010.10.17 05:29:00 -
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Hmmm can't recall any 'Drunk While Playing Eve' moments.. thats probably a bad thing. If anything.. probably most likely me going some place where I am vastly out numbered by reds, cloaking up, and talking people into a rage about w/e my dellusional mind conjures up, sports, politics with circus clowns mixed in convos(ingame n out), how awesome sex was with a red's girl, typical drunken humor where anything n everything is open for discussion.. then performing a sharp 90 degree drunken right turn into a tree, that turned out to be a bubble and waking up in a clone vat.
One thing is for certain tho.. faction ships and mods demand is fueled by alcohol!
I've lost count of the faction ships I've purchased while under the influence, that I wouldn't have 95% of the time when sober.
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Tyber Zaan
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Posted - 2010.10.17 06:34:00 -
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Originally by: Advalary Well, I wasn't actually drunk at the time, but I'm really hoping this guys was. I was roaming with some buddies and one of my buddies, upon jumping into a 0.0 entry system, was private convoed by a crazy guy. The ensuing convo was talked about the rest of the night.
[00:32:34] Drunk/Crazy > hey [00:32:39] Drunk/Crazy > u with them? [00:32:41] Roam mate > hello (sic) Drunk/Crazy [00:32:58] Roam mate > with who? [00:33:13] Drunk/Crazy > the big egg? [00:33:34] Roam mate > seriously, im confused? [00:33:42] Drunk/Crazy > next to my chairs [00:33:59] Drunk/Crazy > liek a rally point in slovakia [00:34:02] Drunk/Crazy > is it true/ [00:34:04] Drunk/Crazy > are you? [00:34:24] Roam mate > dude, im through a half bottle of whiskey and you are blowing my mind [00:34:29] Roam mate > need anything in particular [00:34:36] Drunk/Crazy > not here in the ear lash! [00:34:41] Drunk/Crazy > ? [00:34:43] Roam mate > you are mad [00:34:43] Drunk/Crazy > or wa sit before [00:34:48] Roam mate > mad i tell you [00:34:54] Drunk/Crazy > TELL ME ABOTU THE ****IGN GOLF SHOES! [00:35:03] Roam mate > goddamn it i only have rimmingtons [00:35:14] Drunk/Crazy > that is not a good answer [00:35:15] Drunk/Crazy > NOT [00:35:18] Drunk/Crazy > A GOOD ANSEWR [00:35:22] Roam mate > well **** [00:35:25] Drunk/Crazy > so where did you find her? [00:35:26] Roam mate > what to do now [00:35:34] Drunk/Crazy > was she in the blue boar/ [00:35:44] Roam mate > no but i was, she was in the green [00:36:10] Drunk/Crazy > but anyway [00:36:12] Drunk/Crazy > wait [00:36:15] Drunk/Crazy > let me check [00:36:37] Drunk/Crazy > no she still has her pubic hair [00:36:45] Drunk/Crazy > she says you are a liar! [00:37:04] Drunk/Crazy > she says you lie [00:37:06] Drunk/Crazy > tell lies [00:37:14] Drunk/Crazy > she has her pubic hairs [00:37:18] Drunk/Crazy > her RUBIC CUBES [00:37:22] Drunk/Crazy > no hush [00:37:25] Drunk/Crazy > be calm [00:37:28] Drunk/Crazy > BE ****IGN CALM [00:37:31] Drunk/Crazy > I MEAN HEY [00:37:36] Drunk/Crazy > LET ****IGN PARY [00:37:42] Roam mate > you wanna party [00:37:45] Roam mate > i wanna party [00:37:50] Roam mate > i really wanna party [00:37:53] Drunk/Crazy > who is a what [00:37:56] Roam mate > goddamnit [00:37:59] Roam mate > who are you [00:38:03] Drunk/Crazy > btw who are you [00:38:17] Roam mate > well im charles, but some people call me the spacecowboy [00:38:48] Drunk/Crazy > hi cow [00:38:49] Drunk/Crazy > ! [00:39:05] Drunk/Crazy > im wishbang katbang everybody katbang [00:39:12] Drunk/Crazy > although soem ppl call me fred [00:39:27] Roam mate > well welcome fred [00:39:47] Drunk/Crazy > thank you [00:39:52] Drunk/Crazy > EVERYBODY DOG FOOD [00:39:53] Roam mate > i gotta say i like your style, the golf shoes i mean [00:40:02] Drunk/Crazy > WE CANT STOP HERE! [00:40:06] Drunk/Crazy > THIS IS BAT COUNTRY! [00:40:42] Drunk/Crazy > 1.7lBPS D/L SHOCKING ! shooting the recipient! [00:40:57] Drunk/Crazy > KTHNXBA
My mind....blown.......what is this.......i don't even.....what?
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Minerva Vulcan
Caldari Perkone
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Posted - 2010.10.17 06:52:00 -
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Edited by: Minerva Vulcan on 17/10/2010 06:53:44 Being that I've only got on EVE drunk once or twice, for me it would have to be this moment, featuring CCP Garthagk:
http://www.omgrawr.net/quote/6638#6638
Minerva Vulcan > garthak... if ou re drunk... and lose a ship... cado you get i ack? CCP Garthagk > Minerva Vulcan - you are responsible for your ships, drunk or sober. I recommend posting on the forums about whatever you lose ... for the moral support.
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Usul Atreides
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Posted - 2010.10.17 13:08:00 -
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Originally by: Minerva Vulcan Edited by: Minerva Vulcan on 17/10/2010 06:53:44 Minerva Vulcan > garthak... if ou re drunk... and lose a ship... cado you get i ack? CCP Garthagk > Minerva Vulcan - you are responsible for your ships, drunk or sober. I recommend posting on the forums about whatever you lose ... for the moral support.
Brilliant.
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vulnevia
The Exploited. Nulli Secunda
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Posted - 2010.10.17 15:12:00 -
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Originally by: Xyla Kador Long boring fruit rant
And this has to do with EVE how...?
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Xyla Kador
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Posted - 2010.10.17 15:18:00 -
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Originally by: vulnevia
Originally by: Xyla Kador Long boring fruit rant
And this has to do with EVE how...?
Or wait, were you drunk when you posted that?
it happened in a EVE channel XD
and no i wasnt
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Bremen Nacht
Minmatar
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Posted - 2010.10.17 15:29:00 -
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Ranting at the GM's in my petition last night Don't even remember writing it
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Druadan
Aliastra
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Posted - 2010.10.17 15:59:00 -
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1) Took a brand new posh fit Deimos out on a solo roam up toward Cloud Ring, apparently on Ventrilo complaining my 'rum isn't rum enough'. Jumped through a gate into somewhere close to 100 ships and spent the cloak period deciding which one to kill =/
2) Filled my Ship Maintenance Bay with Gallente Shuttles and ejected them all at a moon in Illamur.
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Brutorr
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Posted - 2010.10.17 17:03:00 -
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Edited by: Brutorr on 17/10/2010 17:05:28 Edited by: Brutorr on 17/10/2010 17:04:31 Cannabis > alcohol while playing EVE.
EDIT: Marijuana is censored on the forums? Damn you CCP.
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gargars
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Posted - 2010.10.17 17:18:00 -
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Well this may qualify for the most pathetic loss? A friend in Eve introduced me to 'Southern Comfort' - very sly alcohol, as in 'you are more drunk than you think'. Anyway was hulk mining in high sec and was waiting for last cycle to complete before logging. Next thing I know I am waking up at the keyboard a couple hours later - in my pod. YES FOLKS, I lost a hulk and all the fittings to a couple of pathetic .7 system roid rats. Pity we didn't have the 'shield low' alarm back then it MIGHT have woken me up lol.
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Brutorr
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Posted - 2010.10.17 17:40:00 -
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Originally by: gargars Well this may qualify for the most pathetic loss? A friend in Eve introduced me to 'Southern Comfort' - very sly alcohol, as in 'you are more drunk than you think'. Anyway was hulk mining in high sec and was waiting for last cycle to complete before logging. Next thing I know I am waking up at the keyboard a couple hours later - in my pod. YES FOLKS, I lost a hulk and all the fittings to a couple of pathetic .7 system roid rats. Pity we didn't have the 'shield low' alarm back then it MIGHT have woken me up lol.
More importantly, your Hulk could not tank .7 rats?
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gargars
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Posted - 2010.10.17 17:55:00 -
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Apparently not lol. Was a mining noob back then and since I had drones I didn't put any shield stuff on it... didn't anticipate falling asleep and roid rats chewing on it for hours lol.
Originally by: Brutorr
More importantly, your Hulk could not tank .7 rats?
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Naterran Epos
Dark-Rising IT Alliance
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Posted - 2010.10.17 23:24:00 -
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Edited by: Naterran Epos on 17/10/2010 23:28:00 Best moment? Passing out in siege at a hostile POS and waking up to find someone had gang warped me to a friendly POS
Worst moment? Being podded, jumping in another ship for a fleet, losing my ship and podding myself back home... losing Minmitar Dread V in the process.
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Pr1ncess Alia
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Posted - 2010.10.18 00:20:00 -
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was drunk and decided to play some eve. corp mate was online, drunk and bored as well. so we decided to do an 8/10
we get to the 3rd or 4th room and all of a sudden coms go black w/ the other member of my gang
i'm killing and killing rats before he gets toasted by them, hoping he wakes up
I keep this up for about 30minutes until my drunk ass realizes i can just gang warp back to the pos.
--- Players are losing faith and loyalty in CCP due previous expansions not living up to player expectations. The CSM and CCP agreed that expectation management can be improved |
StarsAreMine
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Posted - 2010.10.18 03:51:00 -
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Originally by: Pr1ncess Alia was drunk and decided to play some eve. corp mate was online, drunk and bored as well. so we decided to do an 8/10
we get to the 3rd or 4th room and all of a sudden coms go black w/ the other member of my gang
i'm killing and killing rats before he gets toasted by them, hoping he wakes up
I keep this up for about 30minutes until my drunk ass realizes i can just gang warp back to the pos.
I lol'd at the gang warp part.
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Chainsaw Plankton
IDLE GUNS IDLE EMPIRE
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Posted - 2010.10.18 04:57:00 -
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I was drinking bree and roaming, I was never so happy to get to npc 0.0 and dock up so I could go safely pee
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Lost Greybeard
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Posted - 2010.10.18 05:42:00 -
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Originally by: Chribba Waking up to cargo rigged frigates...
Hey now, the cloaky/MWD cargo navitas is by far the most awesome 0.0 cargo runner. No one believes you actually have anything worth hunting you down or camping your gate for. And you can make like 3000000 of them for peanuts.
(Admission: I drink a lot, too) ---
If you outlaw tautologies, only outlaws will have tautologies. ~Anonymous |
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Xyla Kador
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Posted - 2010.10.18 05:51:00 -
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Originally by: Lost Greybeard
Originally by: Chribba Waking up to cargo rigged frigates...
Hey now, the cloaky/MWD cargo navitas is by far the most awesome 0.0 cargo runner. No one believes you actually have anything worth hunting you down or camping your gate for. And you can make like 3000000 of them for peanuts.
(Admission: I drink a lot, too)
ya i made a magnate that can hold over 1000m¦ cause i rigged it
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Tivookz
Caldari Long Dong Corp United Front Alliance
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Posted - 2010.10.18 08:01:00 -
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I'm a 2004 player and managed to fall for the Raven Navy Issue scam in Jita when I came home Saturday night and thought it'd be a good idea to make some late night business deals.... __________________________________________________
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Czeris
Bad Kitty Inc. Wildly Inappropriate.
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Posted - 2010.10.18 09:19:00 -
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Came back after not playing for awhile and decided "I should try the epic arc". Ack! Standings not high enough. Maybe I should train some social skills. Ack! They all require Charisma. Was drinking. Remapped full Charisma.
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Mr Cocojambo
Minmatar
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Posted - 2010.10.18 09:34:00 -
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I joined Hydra Reloaded
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Special Greg
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Posted - 2010.10.18 10:29:00 -
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1st time i played eve drunk i took a battle fitted orca into lowsec.
Next day i found my orca in hisec in low hull and a corpse in the cargohold.
wasted 60m on armor rigs....why did i put armor rigs on an orca.
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Dr Sheepbringer
Gallente
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Posted - 2010.10.18 11:32:00 -
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Originally by: Special Greg 1st time i played eve drunk i took a battle fitted orca into lowsec.
Next day i found my orca in hisec in low hull and a corpse in the cargohold.
wasted 60m on armor rigs....why did i put armor rigs on an orca.
lol.
Originally by: CCP Shadow Dr. Sheepbringer -- It's not that kind of horn.
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Nefrin Maldoes
Minmatar Outer Rim Survey and Salvage
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Posted - 2010.10.18 12:30:00 -
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Originally by: Advalary stuff
It's times like these that only one thing can be said...
Originally by: CCP Shadow Cool! Thanks for linking to this re-purposed homage, Nefrin.
-- Shadow
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Shadowfox986
Caldari Kador Investment Group
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Posted - 2010.10.21 22:34:00 -
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Originally by: Minerva Vulcan Edited by: Minerva Vulcan on 17/10/2010 06:53:44 Being that I've only got on EVE drunk once or twice, for me it would have to be this moment, featuring CCP Garthagk:
http://www.omgrawr.net/quote/6638#6638
Minerva Vulcan > garthak... if ou re drunk... and lose a ship... cado you get i ack? CCP Garthagk > Minerva Vulcan - you are responsible for your ships, drunk or sober. I recommend posting on the forums about whatever you lose ... for the moral support.
this made me lol ---------------------------------------------- What Ever Dosnt Kill Me Better Warp Damm Fast! |
Ouzolover
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Posted - 2010.10.22 02:08:00 -
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I usually jump with my sleipnir in high-sec with GCC after some glasses of ouzo...
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Phantom Slave
Universal Pest Exterminators
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Posted - 2010.10.22 03:22:00 -
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Originally by: Czeris Came back after not playing for awhile and decided "I should try the epic arc". Ack! Standings not high enough. Maybe I should train some social skills. Ack! They all require Charisma. Was drinking. Remapped full Charisma.
This, to me, is the best one so far. 1 full year of reduced skill training time thanks to a drunken mistake. Ouch.
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