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Amy Aim
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Posted - 2010.10.22 04:08:00 -
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Edited by: Amy Aim on 22/10/2010 04:14:39 Edited by: Amy Aim on 22/10/2010 04:09:41 The word is there's a going to be a new plex drive soon. There are many brown people in a village named Ka'taqu'clic in central Africa and a hoard of elephants are on their way south following their winter migration North during the African Winter.
(Our Summer is their Winter, Southern Hemisphere)
In one week the elephants will not only trample their huts but worse! There are packs of lions right behind them! So when the brown unfortunate people are without shelter all of the men will be eaten leaving the woman and children alone trapped in the trees where they retreated for shelter.
The Princess of this village Niquclac Hordaka' has emailed me and asked me to help her rebuild the village. So I petitioned CCP and in a few days a new plex drive will be announced. In the meantime you can send 400m ISK to Amy Aim for each Plex you want to donate with an email.
Remember that these colored unfortunate people need your aid. It is your duty to help them because you are fortunate and it is because your ancestors exploitation of them that they are about to be trampled by elephants and then eaten by lions.
Please help me, Amy Aims, help Princess Niquclac Hordaka' and her people! I will include a list of generous donors later in this thread. Please help at this crucial moment in time. You can truly make a difference in their lives.
Sincerely, Amy Aim
Please cut and paste this letter of charity into a mail addressed to your contact list. So they to can help CCP and Amy Aim help the Africans. You can be a part of this now.
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Meridith Akesia
Men of Questionable Moral Fibre
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Posted - 2010.10.22 04:14:00 -
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Dagny Bronstein
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Posted - 2010.10.22 06:54:00 -
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Edited by: Dagny Bronstein on 22/10/2010 06:55:58
If we are fast we can give them guns!!
Then they can shoot the elephants for dinner and defend themselves from the nasty lions.
Also we would have to do a "PLEX for Guns" drive for the neighboring village the week afterwards (to keep the evil Ka'taqu'clic terrorists in check).
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Lillith Starfire
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Posted - 2010.10.22 07:43:00 -
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A better idea would be a plex drive for forum ******s. Oh wait there are too many and not enough plex to deal with all of them!
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Hentes Zsemle
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Posted - 2010.10.22 08:13:00 -
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Originally by: Amy Aim ... because your ancestors exploitation of them ...
That excludes the rest of the world, you know...outside US (and UK)...
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Androvax
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Posted - 2010.10.22 08:15:00 -
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Can we not have a PLEX drive for Britain? Our counrties ****ed and we've got a government in power that likes punishing the poor and lower-middle class. We need it more than some village with elephant trouble.
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CCP Spitfire
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Posted - 2010.10.22 08:16:00 -
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Offtopic. Thread locked.
Spitfire Community Representative CCP Hf, EVE Online |
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