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Jago Kain
Amarr Ramm's RDI Tactical Narcotics Team
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Posted - 2010.10.29 06:22:00 -
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Had a look at iPlayer on the BBC's website earlier. "Oh goody" thinks I, "a new episode of Never Mind The Buzz****s". So I settled in to enjoy it.
No sooner had the titles finished than I am confronted by the horror of this week's guest presenter. Yup; Catherine ****ing Tate.
I had forgotten the half-witted old trollop existed. I figured after they managed to **** Dr Who up (well; nearly... you can't **** it up completely - it is after all Dr Who and by default completely awesome) by shoehorning this persistenly unfunny and talentless drama school reject into it, they'd learned their lesson and buried the cow in a lead lined casket somewhere beneath Television Centre.
Oh dear; I wus wrong.
Everything this offensively ginger waste of space touches turns to crap, and whilst 'Buzz****s is a bit hit and miss, I don't think I recall another episode where I just sat there growling all the way through without a single laugh.
What is it with the BBC and this woman? She isn't funny (and yes; I am bovvvered), can't act and is as thick as any two planks regardless of length. Still they insist on squeezing the useless fleshy lump in wherever they can. I can only conclude that she must be as cheap as she looks.
Seriously Auntie; wake up and have her shipped off to do the grave-yard shift on BBC Radio Some-Northern-****hole where she won't be annoying anyone that matters.
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Ifly Uwalk
Caldari Empire Tax Collection Agency
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Posted - 2010.10.29 06:24:00 -
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Originally by: Jago Kain wus
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Jago Kain
Amarr Ramm's RDI Tactical Narcotics Team
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Posted - 2010.10.29 06:26:00 -
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Originally by: Ifly Uwalk
Originally by: Jago Kain wus
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Drake Iddon
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Posted - 2010.10.29 06:28:00 -
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Please continue, BBC enjoy your tears.
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Jago Kain
Amarr Ramm's RDI Tactical Narcotics Team
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Posted - 2010.10.29 06:32:00 -
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I'm sure that they do judging by the Beeb's recent output.
It'd be enough to make me stop paying the license fee... assuming I'd been soft enough to pay it in the first place.
No matter. If I can find out where the DG lives let's see how he enjoys my **** in his ear eh? ___________________________________________________ The game will never be over, because we're keeping the meme alive. |
Planktal
Gallente Kenshao Industries Galactic Acqisition Specialists
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Posted - 2010.10.29 06:32:00 -
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I find it interesting you blame the actress for the problems when she had very little if anything to do with them. She was just the one you saw, better to blame the real screw ups, the writers, directors, producers and most importantly the top executives in charge of everything. . . Here, sanity... niiiice sanity, come to daddy... okay, that's a good sanity... *THWONK!* GOT the bastard. Everyone has a right to be stupid, just some people abuse the privilege. |
Destination SkillQueue
Are We There Yet
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Posted - 2010.10.29 06:34:00 -
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Originally by: Jago Kain
Originally by: Ifly Uwalk
Originally by: Jago Kain wus
Your point?
Well you made a non EVE related rant in the general forum section, so you can't exactly expect that you will only get constructive replies.
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Jago Kain
Amarr Ramm's RDI Tactical Narcotics Team
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Posted - 2010.10.29 06:36:00 -
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Odd; I thought I was blaming the BBC.
As for writers, the show in question is pretty free form (apart from the horribad segues) and she absolutely isn't funny. She wasn't any funnier when she had her own show (mercifully a distant memory now) and if the credits are to be believed she wrote most of that.
Did I mention she was ginger too? ___________________________________________________ The game will never be over, because we're keeping the meme alive. |
Jago Kain
Amarr Ramm's RDI Tactical Narcotics Team
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Posted - 2010.10.29 06:40:00 -
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Originally by: Destination SkillQueue
Originally by: Jago Kain
Originally by: Ifly Uwalk
Originally by: Jago Kain wus
Your point?
Well you made a non EVE related rant in the general forum section, so you can't exactly expect that you will only get constructive replies.
My bad. This was supposed to be in OOPE... can a CCP bod move it please so DSQ can go back to sleep? ___________________________________________________ The game will never be over, because we're keeping the meme alive. |
Illwill Bill
Svea Rike Controlled Chaos
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Posted - 2010.10.29 06:40:00 -
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I feel that this topic belongs in this section of the forum.
And seriously, you Brits should try watching public service TV in the rest of Europe some time. BBC isn't that bad when compared to the others.
Originally by: CCP Navigator Great story but you probably want this in CAOD so feel free to post there with your main.
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CCP Jericho
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Posted - 2010.10.29 06:43:00 -
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Moved from EVE General Discussion.
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Rodj Blake
Amarr PIE Inc.
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Posted - 2010.10.29 09:26:00 -
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Originally by: Jago Kain
It'd be enough to make me stop paying the license fee... assuming I'd been soft enough to pay it in the first place.
Perhaps if more people didn't evade the licence fee then they'd be able to afford hiring someone talented...
Dulce et decorum est pro imperium mori.
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Skippermonkey
Suddenly Ninjas Tear Extraction And Reclamation Service
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Posted - 2010.10.29 09:33:00 -
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Edited by: Skippermonkey on 29/10/2010 09:34:58 stop your b*tching, Buzz****s is funny no matter who presents it.
Just be glad we dont have to listen to Mark Lamarr anymore
...anyway, QI is a much better programme
Originally by: CCP Capslock
OH GOD THE TESTING
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Caldari Citizen20090217
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Posted - 2010.10.29 10:32:00 -
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Originally by: Skippermonkey QI is a much better programme
This.
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Kiritsubo
Ritual Suicide
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Posted - 2010.10.29 13:55:00 -
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Originally by: Jago Kain wus
Shakespeare died for your sins.
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Vogue
Skynet Nexus
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Posted - 2010.10.29 14:00:00 -
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She has a nice rack
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Al3xii
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Posted - 2010.10.29 15:51:00 -
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How exactly did they screw up Doctor Who? She aint that bad for the companion.
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Calico Cool
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Posted - 2010.10.29 16:00:00 -
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Edited by: Calico Cool on 29/10/2010 16:02:10
Originally by: Skippermonkey Edited by: Skippermonkey on 29/10/2010 09:34:58 stop your b*tching, Buzz****s is funny no matter who presents it.
Just be glad we dont have to listen to Mark Lamarr anymore
...anyway, QI is a much better programme
I miss Mark Lamarr...
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jason hill
Caldari Clan Shadow Wolf Fatal Ascension
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Posted - 2010.10.29 16:23:00 -
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well jago ..in her defence she did say that she needed to get her kitchen extention finished
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Dray
Caldari Euphoria Released HYDRA RELOADED
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Posted - 2010.10.29 16:24:00 -
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Originally by: Vogue She has a nice rack
and her arse is the size of Cornwall.
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Jago Kain
Amarr Ramm's RDI Tactical Narcotics Team
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Posted - 2010.10.29 17:32:00 -
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Originally by: Kiritsubo
Originally by: Jago Kain wus
Shakespeare died for your sins.
This would be the same Shakespeare that invented words if he couldn't find anything that he thought usable in the existing language would it?
Methinks you doth protest too much. ___________________________________________________ The game will never be over, because we're keeping the meme alive. |
Jago Kain
Amarr Ramm's RDI Tactical Narcotics Team
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Posted - 2010.10.29 17:37:00 -
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Originally by: Rodj Blake
Originally by: Jago Kain
It'd be enough to make me stop paying the license fee... assuming I'd been soft enough to pay it in the first place.
Perhaps if more people didn't evade the licence fee then they'd be able to afford hiring someone talented...
Perhaps if the BBC didn't have a habit of shoving right wing and religious propoganda down my throat I might be more interersted in funding them.
Be that as it may, there are any number of folk who they could get for less than that woefully over-rated fat arsed tamworth who would be far more funny.
I can only surmise by her continued presence on our screens that she must give really really good head.
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Zedic
Amarr Universalis Imperium Tactical Narcotics Team
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Posted - 2010.10.30 19:20:00 -
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Originally by: Catherine Tate Am I bovvered??
Well, is she?
Originally by: Catherine Tate Are you calling my father a pikey?!
I'm not, but Jago did!
Originally by: Catherine Tate Are you calling my mother a prostitute?!
Jago did!!
SHE AIENT ~~~ BOVVVERED!!! :)
(by this thread). Catherine Tate = win.
"Zedic, would probably, somehow, make it all blow up." - Akima Jarka |
Rysdan Phar
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Posted - 2010.10.30 20:11:00 -
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i must agree with the OP... i dont find catherine tate funny either.
my top 3 unfunny tv comedians
1. Justin Lee Collins --- so not funny ya just wanna beat him with your shoe heel 2. Catherine Tate -- im not boverred to listen to her terrible tripe 3. Alan Partridge -- again a terrible comedian
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Zedic
Amarr Universalis Imperium Tactical Narcotics Team
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Posted - 2010.10.30 20:24:00 -
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Edited by: Zedic on 30/10/2010 20:33:48 HOWW very DARE you?!
What on EARTH are you insinuating?!
Gay dear? Who dear? Me dear? Gay dear?? NO DEAR!!
My mother and I have been coming to this travel agency for 25 years and in all that time I've never been accused of taking delivers up the back passage!
I find you impertinent. How VERY DARE you!!
edit:
One of my favorite Derek skits:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=prNQJm2pe2k
"Just because a man shapes his eyebrows and likes a bit of Shirley Bassy, you accuse him of him of taking deliveries up the dirt track?!
HAHAHAHHAHAHA
"Zedic, would probably, somehow, make it all blow up." - Akima Jarka |
Jago Kain
Amarr Ramm's RDI Tactical Narcotics Team
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Posted - 2010.10.30 20:32:00 -
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Originally by: Zedic HOWW very DARE you?!
What on EARTH are you insinuating?!
Gay dear? Who dear? Me dear? Gay dear?? NO DEAR!!
My mother and I have been coming to this travel agency for 25 years and in all that time I've never been accused of taking delivers up the back passage!
I find you impertinent. How VERY DARE you!!
And you find this funny? Each to his own I suppose.
Get well soon.
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Zedic
Amarr Universalis Imperium Tactical Narcotics Team
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Posted - 2010.10.30 20:33:00 -
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Originally by: Jago Kain
Originally by: Zedic HOWW very DARE you?!
What on EARTH are you insinuating?!
Gay dear? Who dear? Me dear? Gay dear?? NO DEAR!!
My mother and I have been coming to this travel agency for 25 years and in all that time I've never been accused of taking delivers up the back passage!
I find you impertinent. How VERY DARE you!!
And you find this funny? Each to his own I suppose.
Get well soon.
I find it hysterical. I find your stuffiness even funnier. HOW VERY DARE YOU?!?!?!?!
"Zedic, would probably, somehow, make it all blow up." - Akima Jarka |
Jago Kain
Amarr Ramm's RDI Tactical Narcotics Team
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Posted - 2010.10.30 20:35:00 -
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Originally by: Zedic ...I find it hysterical. I find your stuffiness even funnier. HOW VERY DARE YOU?!?!?!?!
Get back under your bridge. ___________________________________________________ The game will never be over, because we're keeping the meme alive. |
Zedic
Amarr Universalis Imperium Tactical Narcotics Team
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Posted - 2010.10.30 20:48:00 -
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Am I bovvered?
Look at my face - am I bovvered??
"Zedic, would probably, somehow, make it all blow up." - Akima Jarka |
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