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Vaari
Imperial Pharmacy
110
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Posted - 2012.08.09 02:53:00 -
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My name is Lord Vaari, and im Earl of Sosan VII, Founder and despot of the mighty Imperial Pharmacy, Guardian Angel of the Providence, Speaker of unquestioned truth, Carrier of the Heaven's light, Self proclaimed prophet, Symbol of unchallenged victory, Defender of the Providence, Great miner, Skilled industrialist, High father, Archbishop of the Church of Providence, High friend of the CVA, Professor of the guerilla warfare in vacuum and holder of many more impressive titles.
I have found evidences, that Concord has tampered with ALL of my ships self destruct devices. Now they merely break superstructure of my ship leading the collapse of armourplating. Those hexers have removed tactical fusion bombs that were placed all aroud my ships to prevent heatens to benefit, if they lure me into trap, which is of course impossible, since Im so genius in military tactics.
I have also revealed proofs, that grand tyrant of the CCP brotherhood, the infamous Hilmar P+¬tursson the Dark is behind this all. Have he abandon his faith to our Lord, or is he simply stupid? Imperial Pharmacy will try to find answers to this, since this is very serious. We have gathered information that my ship safety systems are not the one that has been tampered, but heresy of Peutersson is galactic wide. |

Graelyn
Adamant Edge Aegis Militia
277
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Posted - 2012.08.09 04:46:00 -
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Oh. Shut. UP. + Cardinal Graelyn + Owner/Operator, "The Summit" YR113 Amarr Loyalist of the Year
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Vaari
Imperial Pharmacy
110
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Posted - 2012.08.09 04:50:00 -
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Graelyn wrote:Oh. Shut. UP.
Or what? You are writing more angly letters about meto my friends? |

Graelyn
Adamant Edge Aegis Militia
277
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Posted - 2012.08.09 04:52:00 -
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Sounds like it's time to dump you in a hole somewhere.
Thanks for making such a normally difficult decision so easy. + Cardinal Graelyn + Owner/Operator, "The Summit" YR113 Amarr Loyalist of the Year
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Vaari
Imperial Pharmacy
110
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Posted - 2012.08.09 04:57:00 -
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Graelyn wrote:Sounds like it's time to dump you in a hole somewhere.
Thanks for making such a normally difficult decision so easy.
Surely you are not threatening me? I do know you dont like me, but that seemed very much like a threat. Be known, that Imperial Pharmacy has treaty with the CVA, which obliges CVA to help us in time of need. Even against their friends. |

Graelyn
Adamant Edge Aegis Militia
277
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Posted - 2012.08.09 05:00:00 -
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I'm going to feed you to my hounds.
Still confused? Befuddled? Taken aback perhaps? + Cardinal Graelyn + Owner/Operator, "The Summit" YR113 Amarr Loyalist of the Year
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Vaari
Imperial Pharmacy
110
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Posted - 2012.08.09 05:08:00 -
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Graelyn wrote:I'm going to feed you to my hounds.
Still confused? Befuddled? Taken aback perhaps?
I do not fear you, nor your hounds. Im Lord Vaari, favourite of our God. There is nothing i fear. |

Graelyn
Adamant Edge Aegis Militia
277
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Posted - 2012.08.09 05:14:00 -
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Good.
Let's see how quickly you hide. + Cardinal Graelyn + Owner/Operator, "The Summit" YR113 Amarr Loyalist of the Year
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Vaari
Imperial Pharmacy
110
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Posted - 2012.08.09 05:16:00 -
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What do you mean? Surely you are not planning hostile relations between us? |

Kalaratiri
Skadi's Call Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
214
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Posted - 2012.08.09 05:28:00 -
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Well, this should be entertaining. |
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The Antiquarian
Imperial Academy Amarr Empire
565
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Posted - 2012.08.09 06:53:00 -
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1 billion ISK for the recycled remains of Vaari's corpse. |

Vaari
Imperial Pharmacy
110
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Posted - 2012.08.09 07:16:00 -
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The Antiquarian wrote:1 billion ISK for the recycled remains of Vaari's corpse.
You are hexer! |

Andreus Ixiris
Mixed Metaphor
1101
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Posted - 2012.08.09 07:45:00 -
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I knew this day would come.
Because of my secret evil Intaki spayss majykks. Mane 614
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Ava Starfire
Skadi's Call Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
379
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Posted - 2012.08.09 11:55:00 -
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I never thought I would say this, but... go Graelyn! |

Azdan Amith
Imperial Academy Amarr Empire
93
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Posted - 2012.08.09 12:02:00 -
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Vaari wrote:Im Lord Vaari, favourite of our God.
This is blasphemy, Mister Vaari.
It is also akin to treason to suggest that you are more favored of God than our Empress.
Not that I suspect you will require assistance Cardinal Graelyn, but I make myself available regardless. |

Tiberious Thessalonia
True Slave Foundations Shaktipat Revelators
373
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Posted - 2012.08.09 12:12:00 -
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I am conflicted. Do I cheer for the man I have said all Amarrians should aspire to be like, or the man who is technically in some capacity my boss? Do I exult in my enemies fighting themselves, or mourn the tragic loss of life that is about to occur..
Regardless, I know where my better money is going. |

Anslo
The Scope Gallente Federation
48
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Posted - 2012.08.09 13:06:00 -
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/me begins popping popcorn. |

Rhiannon Dellacorte
Azure Industrial Technologies
3
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Posted - 2012.08.09 14:02:00 -
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/me brings the sodas |

Yoshitaka Moromuo
Distant Light Galactic Apocalypse Now.
4
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Posted - 2012.08.09 14:30:00 -
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Vaari wrote:Graelyn wrote:Sounds like it's time to dump you in a hole somewhere.
Thanks for making such a normally difficult decision so easy. Surely you are not threatening me? I do know you dont like me, but that seemed very much like a threat. Be known, that Imperial Pharmacy has treaty with the CVA, which obliges CVA to help us in time of need. Even against their friends. Please, produce the text of this treaty. I am sure that we would all love the read.
Treaty or not, however, I will be barring any of my employees and staff from taking action against Adamant Edge and/or Cardinal Graelyn, out of respect and deference towards a good and trustworthy friend. This will be continued even if a kill-on-sight ruling is issued on the aforementioned entities. I will recommend to my alliance that this matter be ignored as well.
This is not a threat of action against Imperial Pharmacy on our behalf, however. Rather, it is an educated and informed decision based on the apparent mental state of the registered capsuleer "Vaari". |

Vaari
Imperial Pharmacy
111
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Posted - 2012.08.09 14:36:00 -
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Azdan Amith wrote:Vaari wrote:Im Lord Vaari, favourite of our God. This is blasphemy, Mister Vaari. It is also akin to treason to suggest that you are more favored of God than our Empress. Not that I suspect you will require assistance Cardinal Graelyn, but I make myself available regardless.
Im not blasphemer, nor ever will be. I, of course will be lesser than her majesty in every aspect. Im her most humble and trustworthy subject. |
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Anabella Rella
Gradient Electus Matari
182
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Posted - 2012.08.09 14:56:00 -
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I know I shouldn't even be watching this wreck in the making, much less enjoying it but, I somehow can't help myself!
P.S. The ice upon which you're skating is very thin, Vaari. You should stop. Now. What you want is irrelevant, what you've chosen is at hand. |

Ruby Amatucci
Tomorrowland Orphanage Shaktipat Revelators
1
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Posted - 2012.08.09 15:20:00 -
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Lord Vaari can't be killed. Not by any of you, anyway. |

Mra Rednu
Black Watch Guard
51
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Posted - 2012.08.09 18:40:00 -
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Even though his spelling and punctuation seems to of improved overnight leaving himself open to claims of temporary sanity, Mr Vaari has openly admitted to treason and blasphemy.
I'll go get a sharp pointy stick ready to stick Mr Vaari's vile head on in case Cardinal Graelyn requires it.
Mra Rednu, Hero of Amarr |

Vaari
Imperial Pharmacy
111
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Posted - 2012.08.09 18:43:00 -
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Mra Rednu wrote: Even though his spelling and punctuation seems to of improved overnight leaving himself open to claims of temporary sanity, Mr Vaari has openly admitted to treason and blasphemy.
I'll go get a sharp pointy stick ready to stick Mr Vaari's vile head on in case Cardinal Graelyn requires it.
Mra Rednu, Hero of Amarr
I have not. It is ridiculous accusation that I, Lord Vaari could do such a thing. I have always commited my time and energy to our Empire and to God. |

Azdan Amith
Imperial Academy Amarr Empire
99
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Posted - 2012.08.09 20:32:00 -
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Vaari wrote: I have always commited my time and energy to chest beating and complaining.
I have provided you the courtesy of fixing your statement. Free of charge as I consider it humanitarian work. |

Dilaro thagriin
Cobalt Omega PMC
80
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Posted - 2012.08.10 02:38:00 -
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Y'know, I never thought i'd be saying this.
Graelyn, you have just brought a smile to a bitter old man's face. Antiquarian. Get those ISK ready. I have a feeling that the cardinal is going to want them, and soon. |

Benjamin Eastwood
78
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Posted - 2012.08.10 04:46:00 -
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Sounds like someone is suffering from neural degeneration. "Endless ISK, the sinews of war" |

entroncas
Catalina Operations and Logistics Division The Kadeshi
7
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Posted - 2012.08.10 10:58:00 -
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Vaari, when was the last time you upgraded your clone? seems to me you have lost some skill points on sanity |

Rodj Blake
PIE Inc. Praetoria Imperialis Excubitoris
1062
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Posted - 2012.08.10 11:40:00 -
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Vaari wrote: I have always commited my time and energy to our Empire and to God.
You forgot to mention the time and energy you commit to self-aggrandisement.
Dulce et decorum est pro imperium mori. |

Anslo
The Scope Gallente Federation
73
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Posted - 2012.08.10 17:59:00 -
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It's not like every Amarr isn't guilty of that at some point. |
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