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derdlim
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Posted - 2010.12.14 08:04:00 -
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IF you think selene is a pirate say YARRRR
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Occitane
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Posted - 2010.12.14 14:11:00 -
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This is a tale of a few capsuleers, Roaming across Tenerifis during the Ships of Eve 7 intermission Ravaging through dead miner cans Stealing drones and checking scans
A Blood thirsty fleet commander and a cut throat crew Fifteen men of 'em good and true with hearts as black as coal Hoisting the Jolly Roger, Marking merchants for murder
They were devils, the pirate crew Dirty scum, covered in poo Every man in fleet would have killed their mates Had they reason for some faction plate
Ev'ry man of them could have sailed with Mittens, Except that he recently lost his kitten So, what to do, during this intermission? Hark, they won't do missions
To Impass, booty awaits, avast! And there it was, on murky rise A fat lumbering Orca, N'ver a sight so de'light To pillage, to plunder to rifle and loot Ravage the merchant and not give a hoot
Hand over your loot, or you'll get the boot No! cry'ed the merchant racing to warp, trying to scarp YARR!! The pirates yelled, with souls alight Nightmares and Machariels lighting up the night
The Orca floundered and began to sink The burning hull lighting up like a Cynosural link Shiver me timbers, shiver me sides The pirates will not be defied
I surrender! The merchant screamed Eject and you won't be creamed But the pirates they could not be trusted With a Yo ho ho, and an autocannon shell They sent the merchant back to Synchelle
There was chest on chest of Megacyte, Technetium and Fullerides With a ton of armor plate in the corporate hold And the cargohold riot with stuff untold, But what lay there that took the plum Titan BPOs times two and the pirates lips were struck dumb
While all shared by the rule of thumb, Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!
Ps: Some lines stolen from pirate songs
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Tacit Malice
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Posted - 2010.12.15 01:58:00 -
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Edited by: Tacit Malice on 15/12/2010 01:58:49 Yarrr!
Here be my oddly colored rifter!
RIFTER!
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Selene D'Celeste
Caldari The D'Celeste Trading Company ISK Six
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Posted - 2010.12.15 13:36:00 -
[94]
Excelleeeeeeeeent. ______________________________
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Jawarrior2010
Amarr The Supernatural Extravaganza
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Posted - 2010.12.18 20:50:00 -
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hmm had these shares ages and will be the first SOE event i have actually done YARR :D
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Bohtea
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Posted - 2010.12.20 00:55:00 -
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YARR
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JulsYTA
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Posted - 2010.12.21 02:15:00 -
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YARR
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Palm Vens
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Posted - 2010.12.21 03:01:00 -
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YARR
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Selene D'Celeste
Caldari The D'Celeste Trading Company ISK Six
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Posted - 2010.12.22 12:47:00 -
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Bump! ______________________________
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Torncuff Lookout
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Posted - 2010.12.22 16:51:00 -
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Edited by: Torncuff Lookout on 22/12/2010 16:52:59 'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the ship Not a circuit was buzzing, not one microchip: The missiles (sadly) were hung in the armory securely, Yes I know that they suck but I fly a fleet drake demurely. The crewmen were nestled all snug in their bunks Except for future goons who are partying drunks. And Torn in his nightshirt, staring at the screen sadly, thought Eve had started to suck and I mean quite badly. . .
When out in the chat there arose such a racket, I opened up that window quickly as I'm not slowed by brackets. And then the comms crackled with furious delight "I just made a hundred million while waiting for a fight!" "Am I in Jita?" I thought, as usual hungover The mindflood had worn off and I was no longer bolder...
But I clicked on the link and found such a curious site, Introduced by a siren named Selene that made it seem all right. ISK Six is her Alliance, some silly corp name But Behold! What a wonderful amazing game! "It's EOHPOKER, you can sign up right now, just deposit some isk and we'll show you how"
And OH! the capsuleers that you will be able to meet! From all reaches of the galaxy they are willing to seat It's cosmin and twarlock and hydrogen, I think, who check raised me faster than I can even BlinkÖ So many others to list, its not even funny, Somer better than others, so watch your spaceshipz moniez. "Scam! Dealer hax! This cannot be real!" The losses and wins can be quite surreal. "GG" you might read, or worse, as you get your ass tanned, Table smack is permitted just don't get your chat banned But one thing is certain, one thing is right... You'll keep coming back night after night.
As you stare out into the universe begging a banker to appear, unlike gate camps that produce nothing don't fear, Selene sits on her throne, with a grin on her face, Her Raven State Issue warping off, disappearing into space. You can almost hear her exclaim as she dwindles from sight, cursing at the incompetent Sephixan with all of her might, "Merry Christmas to YARR, and rake YARR a good night!"
(As a side note, I'd say, I pray I do win, As I've lost my ass these days way past the skin, A battleship certainly would help my ability, To deposit again with much more agility.
As a player for staff I'm a pain in the rear, although some truly might hold me quite dear. Even those that I think suck, wishing YARR a happy holiday, and again I urge new players to give you a play.)
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Selene D'Celeste
Caldari The D'Celeste Trading Company ISK Six
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Posted - 2010.12.28 17:54:00 -
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Okay, back from my vacation and ready to rumble. This event ends on Saturday so please tell anyone whom you haven't told yet, so we can have a bunch of new entries for the finish =D ______________________________
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Selene D'Celeste
Caldari The D'Celeste Trading Company ISK Six
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Posted - 2010.12.30 04:04:00 -
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Bump! ______________________________
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Thor's Fury
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Posted - 2010.12.30 05:12:00 -
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This one time at YARRcamp... |
Sirinda
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Posted - 2010.12.31 01:25:00 -
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Yarr, I be havin' notoriously bad luck at this, but let`s be seein' if I can win somethin' anyways.
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Selene D'Celeste
Caldari The D'Celeste Trading Company ISK Six
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Posted - 2011.01.02 05:36:00 -
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The lottery is over. I expect a couple of days to get replied from judges, then winners will be posted and paid. Thanks for all of the participation folks =) ______________________________
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MonoMonsta
Unsteady Corporation
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Posted - 2011.01.02 13:12:00 -
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Originally by: Selene D'Celeste The lottery is over. I expect a couple of days to get replied from judges, then winners will be posted and paid. Thanks for all of the participation folks =)
Noticed you didnt add my last hat entry and Dethmourne Silvermane's rifter colouring entry on the entry post on page 1 does that mean those 2 arnt counted or where those added when you where drunk and forgot about them hehe? :P
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Grendell
Technologies Unlimited
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Posted - 2011.01.02 16:41:00 -
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Reserved. Grendell ♥
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Mynxee
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Posted - 2011.01.03 20:29:00 -
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Reserved; am reviewing all the entries again to make my final choices :)
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Selene D'Celeste
Caldari The D'Celeste Trading Company ISK Six
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Posted - 2011.01.05 13:07:00 -
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Originally by: MonoMonsta
Originally by: Selene D'Celeste The lottery is over. I expect a couple of days to get replied from judges, then winners will be posted and paid. Thanks for all of the participation folks =)
Noticed you didnt add my last hat entry and Dethmourne Silvermane's rifter colouring entry on the entry post on page 1 does that mean those 2 arnt counted or where those added when you where drunk and forgot about them hehe? :P
Fixed! ______________________________
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Selene D'Celeste
Caldari The D'Celeste Trading Company ISK Six
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Posted - 2011.01.10 01:24:00 -
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Currently waiting on Grendell and Akita T =P ______________________________
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Grendell
Technologies Unlimited
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Posted - 2011.01.10 17:07:00 -
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Updated, sorry for the delay. Grendell ♥
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Akita T
Caldari Navy Volunteer Task Force
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Posted - 2011.01.10 18:28:00 -
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Not going to do the whole point-by-point evaluation I did for the first half of the contestants, I'm just going to give my top 3 too
Rifters
1st : Xing Fey Linkage The Hello Kitty Rifter is absolutely adorable ! Plus we know, cats fight dirty, and so does a Rifter
2nd : Master Zeuth Linkage That was in spite of the decal
3rd : Simen 123 Linkage I found it hilarious for the reasons mentioned before, not just because I like the color scheme.
Honourable mentions to Haargoth Civire and Bomberlocks, but there were quite a few others I enjoyed, it was difficult to select just a few.
Hats!
1st : JSSix Linkage
2nd : Mono Monsta Linkage
3rd : Bomberlocks Linkage
Honourable mentions to Lutz Major, MonoMonsta again and Not T'Amber. A few others were nice, but again, not really standing out to me.
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Selene D'Celeste
Caldari The D'Celeste Trading Company ISK Six
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Posted - 2011.01.11 22:40:00 -
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And here are Chribba's choices, which were actually given on time back on the 2nd (slacker judges!):
Rifters; 1: Xing Fey - http://dl.eve-files.com/media/1011/RIFTER_WILLIAM_FIXEDD.png 2: Xing Fey - http://dl.eve-files.com/media/1011/RIFTER_PINK.png 3: cerbus - http://go-dl1.eve-files.com/media/1011/rifter1%5B1%5D.png
Hats; 1: JSSix - http://dl.eve-files.com/media/1011/mynxee_portrait.png 2: Miss Kitteh - http://dl.eve-files.com/media/1011/akitat_by_miss_kitteh.jpg 3: MonoMonsta - http://dl.eve-files.com/media/corp/MonoMonster/RibbitHat.jpg
I'll post my picks and the final results momentarily! ______________________________
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Selene D'Celeste
Caldari The D'Celeste Trading Company ISK Six
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Posted - 2011.01.12 00:17:00 -
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These are my votes, not the overall contest results.
Rifters
1 - Bomberlocks. The color is done really well. Want to do some ad work? =D 2 - Xing Fey. #1. I know, I picked this one instead of hello kitty. Sue me. 3 - Master Zeuth. I have a soft spot for goon art.
Honorable Mention. JSSix #2. I really like the coloring on this one as well, but the lack of background kept it from my top 3 list.
Hats
1 - Bomberlocks. As much as I feared being the subject of hats, this one is just well done. 2 - Miss Kitteh. #3. Akita T as a nun is hilarious. 3 - JSSix. #1. This won hands down, and I have to give it a vote.
Honorable Mention. Skjordr Longfang. The other Mynxee hat overshadowed, but I like this one too. ______________________________
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Selene D'Celeste
Caldari The D'Celeste Trading Company ISK Six
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Posted - 2011.01.12 00:30:00 -
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Final Results
Main Contest Winners
1st Place: Jasdemi 2nd Place: SwissChris1
Rifter Coloring Contest Winners
1st Place: Xing Fey Additional Prizes: Bomberlocks, Master Zeuth, JSSix, Simen123, Sister Veritas
Hat Contest
1st Place: JSSix Additional Prizes: Bomberlocks, Miss Kitteh, Skjordr Longfang, Tajidan, MonoMonsta
Prizes will be wired/contracted this evening and evemails sent. Thanks again to everyone for participating. ______________________________
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Skjordr Longfang
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Posted - 2011.01.12 12:53:00 -
[116]
Thanks Selene!
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Jasdemi
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Posted - 2011.01.12 15:07:00 -
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YARR!!!!
Thanks for hosting this. Now I have some spare iskies to play some poker! \o/
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MonoMonsta
Unsteady Corporation
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Posted - 2011.01.12 19:24:00 -
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Price recieved. Thanks alot Selene and the judges hehe.
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