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meanbarbielol
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Posted - 2010.11.29 21:27:00 -
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I just made the hotdogs and I put ketchup mustard and relish on them on toasted hotdog buns. Also on the plate were BBQ chips. My a matter of pure coincidence the plate looked like so. 0o0oo0o0o0o0o0o | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | |
Or something similar. As I ate each hotdog they naturally became smaller one by one. It was then that I realized the hotdogs were like skillques. The learning skill ques and I was completeing them one at a time. My reward waiting for me was the BBQ chips,
Deep down I knew the game was mine to win. I eyes the chips as I devowered the last hot dog. Finally the last bite. Hotdog complete, and I continued on to my great reward.. The chips.
But then I realized where are my chips in EVE? Where is my reward for completeing the hotdogs?
You can't just take the hotdogs away from me after I ate them. Why are you doing this?
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Valather
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Posted - 2010.11.29 21:34:00 -
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If you eat a plate of 3 hot dogs and chips , then internet spaceships are the least of your worries...
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Nemi Lethal
Gallente DarkStar Armada
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Posted - 2010.11.29 21:35:00 -
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fail
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Arec Bardwin
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Posted - 2010.11.29 21:36:00 -
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Now I'm hungry |
De'Veldrin
Minmatar Green-Core The Obsidian Legion
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Posted - 2010.11.29 21:39:00 -
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Originally by: meanbarbielol I just made the hotdogs and I put ketchup mustard and relish on them on toasted hotdog buns. Also on the plate were BBQ chips. My a matter of pure coincidence the plate looked like so. 0o0oo0o0o0o0o0o | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | |
Or something similar. As I ate each hotdog they naturally became smaller one by one. It was then that I realized the hotdogs were like skillques. The learning skill ques and I was completeing them one at a time. My reward waiting for me was the BBQ chips,
Deep down I knew the game was mine to win. I eyes the chips as I devowered the last hot dog. Finally the last bite. Hotdog complete, and I continued on to my great reward.. The chips.
But then I realized where are my chips in EVE? Where is my reward for completeing the hotdogs?
You can't just take the hotdogs away from me after I ate them. Why are you doing this?
Nature takes away what you ate all the time.
Unless you have no rectum. In which case, you have more pressing issues than learning skills. --Vel
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Buzz Killingdon
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Posted - 2010.11.29 21:45:00 -
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So you're saying that our reward for training is a big dump?
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Reyold Bengali
Caldari
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Posted - 2010.11.29 21:50:00 -
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After three hotdogs and a few potato chips, I'm usually thinking that I'm still a bit hungry. Lucky I have a metabolism that allows me to eat like a half-starved timberwolf and not gain weight. ------- Never argue with an idiot. They'll drag you down to their level, then beat you with experience. |
Aiwha
Caldari Space Marine Academy
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Posted - 2010.11.29 21:52:00 -
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Originally by: meanbarbielol
But then I realized where are my chips in EVE? Where is my reward for completeing the hotdogs?
You can't just take the hotdogs away from me after I ate them. Why are you doing this?
I cannot stop laughing at this.
Help.
Gullible
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Klurig
Gallente Cut Throats And Wise Guys
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Posted - 2010.11.29 21:55:00 -
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Originally by: Reyold Bengali After three hotdogs and a few potato chips, I'm usually thinking that I'm still a bit hungry. Lucky I have a metabolism that allows me to eat like a half-starved timberwolf and not gain weight.
Unfortunately that great metabolism that you are so fond of will cause you to die at a much younger age then your average "I gain weight when eating unhealthy foods" person, because of the massively increased oxidative stress put on your cells mitochondrion.
Enjoy your next pizza :P
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1600 RT
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Posted - 2010.11.29 21:56:00 -
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the hotdogs are yours skills that grow up the chips are when you can use said skills to kill other people
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Alara IonStorm
Agent-Orange Nabaal Syndicate
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Posted - 2010.11.29 21:56:00 -
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I just ate three Pogo's, maybe I should make a thread to?!
-- I am now on a Crusade to Fix the Omen!
For Great Justice!
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Reyold Bengali
Caldari
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Posted - 2010.11.29 22:02:00 -
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Originally by: Klurig
Originally by: Reyold Bengali After three hotdogs and a few potato chips, I'm usually thinking that I'm still a bit hungry. Lucky I have a metabolism that allows me to eat like a half-starved timberwolf and not gain weight.
Unfortunately that great metabolism that you are so fond of will cause you to die at a much younger age then your average "I gain weight when eating unhealthy foods" person, because of the massively increased oxidative stress put on your cells mitochondrion.
Enjoy your next pizza :P
It's stood me in good stead the past 44 years. Besides which my grandfather, who had the same type of metabolism, lived until 87... and one of his favorite meals was boiled cod smothered in hot bacon drippings. |
Simply Human
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Posted - 2010.11.29 22:09:00 -
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Originally by: meanbarbielol But then I realized where are my chips in EVE? Where is my reward for completeing the hotdogs?
You can't just take the hotdogs away from me after I ate them. Why are you doing this?
Since when are chips a reward for eating a hot dog? Since when does eating a hot dog have to have a reward?
And also, why do hot dogs come in packs of 10 and hot dog buns in packs of 8? Nothing involving hot dogs makes any sense. |
Ehdward
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Posted - 2010.11.29 22:10:00 -
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Your hotdogs are becoming hamburgers and you're keeping the chips.
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Magnus Orin
Minmatar United Systems Navy Wildly Inappropriate.
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Posted - 2010.11.29 22:25:00 -
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fatty Sarcasm - Because i'm too far away to strangle you. |
De'Veldrin
Minmatar Green-Core The Obsidian Legion
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Posted - 2010.11.29 22:30:00 -
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Originally by: Ehdward Your hotdogs are becoming hamburgers and you're keeping the chips.
Originally by: Magnus Orin fatty
I can't decide which of these two posts I found more amusing. --Vel
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Misanth
RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE
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Posted - 2010.11.29 22:39:00 -
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Pretty amusing OP tbh. - I'd tell you why but then I'll have to kill you. And to kill you I'd have to log in. And to log in I'd have to stop browsing these forums. Both you and me knows that'll never happen. |
William Cooly
Sol Enterprises
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Posted - 2010.11.29 22:58:00 -
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Suspecting OP has an "EVE is ****" metaphor stewing in the back of his mind. -
I RETROLL FOR MAXIMUM DAMAGE. |
Joe Starbreaker
M. Corp
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Posted - 2010.11.29 23:05:00 -
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A better metaphor is the new spate of nutritional laws being enacted in the (blue-state) cities of the USA. For example, San Francisco has banned Happy Meals, and New York City was at least considering a new force of Salt Police to make sure that citizens were not consuming more than the required amount of salt.
In this simile, you have consumed a bunch of hot dogs, and then they have been made illegal. Your reward is that you get to brag to the younger generation about how it was back in the day when you could eat all the hot dogs you wanted. And all they can do is eat their rice cakes and cry because they'll never get to experience that.
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