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Aiden Mourn
Suddenly Ninjas
Tear Extraction And Reclamation Service
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Posted - 2010.12.16 19:39:00 -
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Over here at our secret HQ, we ninjas have been pretty busy: hanging little black stockings on the mantle, hoarding stolen loots around the tree, smearing our faces with coal (don't ask) and maybe even hoping to get lucky under the mistletoe with Mynxee. There's been some new directions, new fun, and new friends; in the immortal (and somewhat altered) words of Lt. Aldo Raine "we in the business of killin carebears, and brother, business is a boomin!".
In celebration of our success, the holidays, and all the mad little bears out there that might be short a mission ship or two this Christmas, I proudly present to you: Suddenly Giveaway.
Let's cut right to the tl;dr: we're giving away free ships.
Wait, what?
Yessir, you heard correctly! We here at Suddenly Ninjas are giving away FREE SHIPS.
No seriously, what?
Over the years, we've sure done a lot to you poor, beaten, downtrodden, abused, and downright mistreated carebears. We've yoinked your loot, salvage, and mission items (897 damsels and counting; it's becoming a regular harem over here), we've ganked your shiny mission boats repeatedly, stolen a few orcas, suicided your haulers, hulks, pods, and even a marauder or two, and we've bottled up all those hot salty tears of yours into jars and bottles to savor and enjoy at our leisure (they make for excellent eggnog toppers we've come to find).
Suffice it to say, we've really done a lot to you, and the fact that you're even still playing this game is just downright inspiring.
In light of this new-found and puzzling inspiration, we've decided to give a little back to the fuzzy, furry, honey-cobbling carebear population of New Eden that we've so enjoyed mistreating these past few years.
I came looking for free ships, what gives?
Easy tiger. Think of this as our little thank you; our giveback to the community at large for the truly fun times you've given us in this game. You're really the whole reason we even log in sometimes, so we'd like to take this opportunity to say thank you.
So, in honor of YOU, the furry and beaten carebear, we here at SN will spend the next few weeks giving away *free ships* in random high-sec mission and trade hubs throughout the universe. Think of these as "suddenly ninjas live events".
Haha, right. Obvious trap is obvious.
Nope, no tricks. No schemes, shenanigans, gimmicks, hijinx, backstabs, scams, or even tom-foolery involved either; what you see is what you get.
So whats our angle then if there's no hidden ulterior motive? Well, deep down and not so secretly, we ninjas are all really just a bunch of limelight-craving, daddy-never-hugged-me, attention seeking *****s. So to be blunt, this whole thing is really just one big "look at me! look at me!" to kick-start and showcase our soon-to-come new webpage, new forums, and new in-game alliance logo. But what do you care about all that? Free ships!
How it works:
Over the next few weeks, you can keep an eye on the public section of our forums as well as my blog for tips on where to find these little giveaways. You can also monitor the "suddenlygiveaway" channel in-game for a heads-up on ship type and location an hour before each event.
In keeping in theme, ships given away will mostly be battleship-class mission ships, with occasional battlecruiser tossed in. Ships may or may not be fitted, and who knows, there might even be a little shiny tucked away on there for certain extra-lucky little bears. The first giveaway event will be sometime in the next week.
So keep an eye out and listen up kids. And from all of us, to all of you;: Happy Holidays Eve.
...and thanks for being so damn fun.
o7,
-Aiden Mourn
CEO Suddenly Ninjas, TEARS Alliance
Blog: http://podlogs.com/findersandkeepers/ |
Dryfty
Suddenly Ninjas
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Posted - 2010.12.16 20:18:00 -
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Ninja Clause is coming to town kids \o/
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Laura Song
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Posted - 2010.12.16 20:41:00 -
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I'm sure the ninjas took a poop in them or something before giving them out. Since when have ninjas exhibited any sort of generosity?!
I think I'm going to stay tuned to this thread for the eventual epic YOINK that will come with this event. 
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JordanParey
Suddenly Ninjas
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Posted - 2010.12.16 21:37:00 -
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 Originally by: Laura Song
I'm sure the ninjas took a poop in them or something before giving them out. Since when have ninjas exhibited any sort of generosity?!
I think I'm going to stay tuned to this thread for the eventual epic YOINK that will come with this event.
We did not poop in the ships (well, not really..)
Those skidmarks on all the seats of the ships we are giving away are due to the fact that we all like flying without pants here at TEARS.
[i]2000 B.C. - "Here, eat this root."
1000 B.C. - "That root is heathen, say this prayer."
1850 A.D. - "That prayer is superstition, drink this potion."
1940 A.D. - "That potion is snake oil, sw |
Cyberin
Misfit Toys
Clockwork Pineapple
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Posted - 2010.12.16 21:51:00 -
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Need free ships in Syndicate, k thx.
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Arden Elenduil
Minmatar
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Posted - 2010.12.17 10:46:00 -
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friendly bump, for a friendly corp ^^
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Galmarr
Suddenly Ninjas
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Posted - 2010.12.20 17:29:00 -
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Bump
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Aiden Mourn
Suddenly Ninjas
Tear Extraction And Reclamation Service
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Posted - 2010.12.20 18:09:00 -
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Santa Aiden says:
The first Giveaway event will be held tomorrow (Dec. 21st) at 17:30 eve-time in Jita. So, hang those stockings up, put out some cookies, and remember to join the in-game channel "suddenlygiveaway" an hour before the event. See you then!
Hint: If you can't already, being able to fly Caldari Battleships would be helpful...
Blog: http://podlogs.com/findersandkeepers/ |
Dr Nefarius
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Posted - 2010.12.21 08:16:00 -
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A wild guess would be that you eject from a cnr, then someone else in a smartbombing BS lights up the sky as the pods crowds around it?
Sounds like a good idea to me 
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Sardon Darkstar
Caldari
0ne Percent.
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Posted - 2010.12.21 15:26:00 -
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Originally by: Dr Nefarius
A wild guess would be that you eject from a cnr, then someone else in a smartbombing BS lights up the sky as the pods crowds around it?
Sounds like a good idea to me
OOhhh someone should definitely fraps that 
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Sir Penny
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Posted - 2010.12.21 17:50:00 -
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Suddenly Giveaway #1
I was the winner, with a scorpion as my prize :)
No tricks just treats here 
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Ultim8Evil
Black Serpent Technologies
R.A.G.E
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Posted - 2010.12.22 01:08:00 -
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Originally by: Sir Penny
Suddenly Giveaway #1
I was the winner, with a scorpion as my prize :)
No tricks just treats here
Obvious TEARS alt is obvious.
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Mel Lifera
Gallente
Suddenly Ninjas
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Posted - 2010.12.22 03:46:00 -
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Originally by: Ultim8Evil
Originally by: Sir Penny
Suddenly Giveaway #1
I was the winner, with a scorpion as my prize :)
No tricks just treats here
Obvious TEARS alt is obvious.
Nope! Game was played 100% straight. You might've had a chance if you'd been there.
There were to be some goodies in the cargohold as well, IIRC.
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Pod Salesman
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Posted - 2010.12.22 07:53:00 -
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SN's blog posts help me enjoy tears (the only way I seem to be able to;) vicariously. Thank you for the inspiration!
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Scopique
Suddenly Ninjas
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Posted - 2010.12.22 09:33:00 -
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A short report. As far as I know the winner is not a TEARS alt.
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ZEN0116
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Posted - 2010.12.23 05:40:00 -
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Sir Penny Is not a Tears ALT
He is a character under my account. (Zen0116 - Clarify if forums decied to slap a character i havent set to default as poster) (and yes nows your chance to get back at sir penny's master be cause you where dumb enough to fall for my fail scams)
--Zen, yes the scorpion went straight to market :)
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Aiden Mourn
Suddenly Ninjas
Tear Extraction And Reclamation Service
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Posted - 2010.12.28 18:53:00 -
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The Giveaway Events continue!
http://podlogs.com/findersandkeepers/2010/12/28/christmas-loots-and-more-free-stuff/
Things over here at the Suddenly Giveaway HQ got a little hectic what with the holidays and all. The way we figured, it was in our (and our eve-habits) best interest to get presents for our own families and loved ones before handing out free crap to you mugs. Besides, who was even going to be around Eve for Christmas? Who plays internet spaceships over freaking Christmas? 
You nerds.
Well, we figure Christmas is sort of an arbitrary date anyways, and who doesnÆt want to continue getting presents after Xmas? We thought so too. So, weÆve decided to keep this ball rolling all the way through the new year! And to get things moving again, were having one tomorrow! So, want to get your greedy mitts on an amarr battleship (there I go ruining the surprise!)? Your chance lies somewhere in New Eden at 18:30 Eve-time tomorrow, as IÆll be giving one away.
Tune in to the "suddenlygiveaway" in-game channel at least an hour before the event to figure out "where" and "how".
And a congrats to ZENO116 for being the first winner (man, telling someone that you sold their present...thats just cold ). See you tomorrow kids.
o7,
-Aiden
Please re-size your signature to the maximum allowed of 400 x 120 pixels with a maximum file size of 24000 bytes. Zymurgist
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ZEN0116
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Posted - 2010.12.29 19:02:00 -
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Winner of 2nd event, and banned from future events.
[18:52:16] Aiden Mourn haha, ok I think Zen0 is officially banned from future events
GL HF!
--Zen
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