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Ultim8Evil
Black Serpent Technologies R.A.G.E
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Posted - 2010.12.20 01:42:00 -
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A friend of mine just had this as her Facebook status:
"Jennifer ********* just got home after her family Christmas Meal to find her "boyfriend" Kelvin ******* in his bed with two strippers. They're all swearing nothing happened. Does that ****ing matter one tiny ****ing bit like? Seeya Loser"
Obviously at this point, pics or GTFO, right?
"One of them was his ex, a slightly chubby, frizzy haired, foul mouthed, rough as **** chav stripper, who is apparently now his "best friend". Welcome to her."
"Jennifer ********* - I took a photo to make sure I believed it when he told me I was imagining it later, clever huh?"
Obviously I've used my MS Paint skillz to keep aformention ***** anonymous.
Her status is up to 46 comments now. Here are a few choice ones:
"Oh dear a serious drop in standards there then.. an ive met him at a few shows n thought he was a gud lad, obviously i was wrong!! U deserve so much better an can have your pick of guys Jen so its not your loss!!! x x"
"U ****in kiddin?"
"What a ****in prick... just another ****er who doesnt know what he's got hun!! He'l realise soon when ya gone tho!!!"
"Sorry jen. Noone deserves that. Least of all you! X x x"
"There are a few times in life that "the c word" is appropriate and this seems to be one of them. Fidelity can be difficult. But it's always a choice! What an idiot!! X x x"
"Let her have him. If he can't keep it to himself with you. She's got no chance. You deserve heaps better! Nothing he says excuses his behaviour!"
"Serious Jen I'd bury him for that, what a dirty ****ty trick especially at Xmas, you should let him think he's got away with it, then give his nob a trim whilst he sleeps!!"
"If I'd have walked in to that situation I'd have lost it with everyone in the room and would be in a holdin cell right now. Ok so you've made it public, people wouldve found out anyway as when you go from "in a relationship to single" every...one asks. X"
"You had a warning recently , you should have walked away then -when you had your doubts , go with your instincts next time , as much as we want them to - people dont change . Now he ll have every excuse in the book , and they ll back him too because thats 'normal' for them . **** him Jen , you can do better - youve lost nothing , hes lost his partner and respect."
"What gets me is how stupid to do it somewhere that he could be caught, he was too cheap to even use a hotel!"
I lold.
If anyone thinks of anything funny/trolling to put on her wall, I'll do it and post the results here for lulz.
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Surfin's PlunderBunny
Minmatar The Python Cartel. The Jerk Cartel
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Posted - 2010.12.20 02:09:00 -
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Needs more pics of the chick
*Touches self*
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River Sotem
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Posted - 2010.12.20 02:14:00 -
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You sir, had just made my night at my great aunts house 100000x better.
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Cpt Placeholder
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Posted - 2010.12.20 02:26:00 -
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Am I missing something? Random guy cheats on random stupid girl with a hooker and his ex. Nothing exceptional so far.
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Ultim8Evil
Black Serpent Technologies R.A.G.E
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Posted - 2010.12.20 02:31:00 -
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Originally by: Cpt Placeholder Am I missing something? Random guy cheats on random stupid girl with a hooker and his ex. Nothing exceptional so far.
If you're trolling OOPE for exceptional threadnaughts, fail troll is fail.
You'll be wanting C&P. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
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Blane Xero
Amarr The Firestorm Cartel
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Posted - 2010.12.20 03:31:00 -
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Edited by: Blane Xero on 20/12/2010 03:31:05 You, sir, have low standards if that's all it takes to make you lol. And you claim this person is a "Friend".
Friends don't rip **** like this off their friends facebook page to post on gaming forums. _____________________________________ Haruhiist since December 2008
Originally by: CCP Fallout Been there. Done that. Need antibiotics.
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Caleidascope
Minmatar Republic Military School
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Posted - 2010.12.20 05:25:00 -
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Someone post this story every year.
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So Sensational
GREY COUNCIL Nulli Secunda
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Posted - 2010.12.20 05:33:00 -
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I don't understand, why did you MS paint that background onto santa and do you really think removing the outlines of his face is enough to cover up his identity? Because I could clearly see who he was right away.
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Surfin's PlunderBunny
Minmatar The Python Cartel. The Jerk Cartel
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Posted - 2010.12.20 06:36:00 -
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Originally by: Blane Xero Edited by: Blane Xero on 20/12/2010 03:31:05 You, sir, have low standards if that's all it takes to make you lol. And you claim this person is a "Friend".
Friends don't rip **** like this off their friends facebook page to post on gaming forums.
Wouldn't be a good friend if he didn't
Friend of mine is a Tron nutcase (swear he ****ed himself when the preview first came on), I'm going to tell him I thought it sucked
*Touches self*
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Blane Xero
Amarr The Firestorm Cartel
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Posted - 2010.12.20 06:38:00 -
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Originally by: Surfin's PlunderBunny
Originally by: Blane Xero Edited by: Blane Xero on 20/12/2010 03:31:05 You, sir, have low standards if that's all it takes to make you lol. And you claim this person is a "Friend".
Friends don't rip **** like this off their friends facebook page to post on gaming forums.
Wouldn't be a good friend if he didn't
Friend of mine is a Tron nutcase (swear he ****ed himself when the preview first came on), I'm going to tell him I thought it sucked
It's like... Tricking a friend who is sleeping over at your house as a kid to go and "Investigate" the noises coming from your parents room.
Infact, no it aint, cause that's actually funny _____________________________________ Haruhiist since December 2008
Originally by: CCP Fallout Been there. Done that. Need antibiotics.
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Ultim8Evil
Black Serpent Technologies R.A.G.E
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Posted - 2010.12.20 12:31:00 -
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Edited by: Ultim8Evil on 20/12/2010 12:32:19
Originally by: Blane Xero Edited by: Blane Xero on 20/12/2010 03:31:05 You, sir, have low standards if that's all it takes to make you lol. And you claim this person is a "Friend".
Friends don't rip **** like this off their friends facebook page to post on gaming forums.
Well, when I say "friend" I mean we're friends with eachother on Facebook.
We went to school together 8 years ago and she's my ex-girlfriends best mate.
We're hardly on each others' xmas card list.
Also, FWIW, I am a great believer in schadenfreude. The moar tears the better. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
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Blane Xero
Amarr The Firestorm Cartel
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Posted - 2010.12.20 17:37:00 -
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Originally by: Ultim8Evil Edited by: Ultim8Evil on 20/12/2010 12:32:19
Originally by: Blane Xero Edited by: Blane Xero on 20/12/2010 03:31:05 You, sir, have low standards if that's all it takes to make you lol. And you claim this person is a "Friend".
Friends don't rip **** like this off their friends facebook page to post on gaming forums.
Well, when I say "friend" I mean we're friends with eachother on Facebook.
We went to school together 8 years ago and she's my ex-girlfriends best mate.
We're hardly on each others' xmas card list.
Also, FWIW, I am a great believer in schadenfreude. The moar tears the better.
Most eve players believe in Schadenfreude, however this, still, isn't funny _____________________________________ Haruhiist since December 2008
Originally by: CCP Fallout Been there. Done that. Need antibiotics.
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