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Natester
Hopeless Miners
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Posted - 2011.01.09 03:17:00 -
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tl;dr - 4 month old can flipper taunts almost 5 year old carebear (Me) for leaving after almost killing his Ishkur to refit a ship, loses a Harbinger and his friend loses a Wolf to my passive tanked and generally fail fit Raven (Will provide fittings) and tried to blow it off in local. Despite how hard I laughed, and I still am, he never really raged despite my attempts in local to get him going, though his sticks & stones attitude made me think he was crying at his keyboard. Local Chat Log --- Anyway... I was surfing away reading the news when a friend with whom I share a second account XFire'd me about him getting can flipped by a guy in an Ishkur. I logged in, grabbed a frig eating Rokh with ~144k EHP (Rokh Fit), formed fleet, and warped to 0km on said friend. By the time I had gotten there the flipper had left and destroyed the full can. With much dismay, my buddy and I were kind of annoyed so I kept the Rokh there and went back to surfing, keeping Eve open while I did so half expecting the can flipper to come back.
Less than a minute later he did, and in his Ishkur. Now, in the rush to get to the belt, I had failed to properly fit a tackle to the Rokh and simply had a Disruptor II with no Webifier. I was, however, confident my 2x Heavy Neuts would keep him from using an AB/MW to get out of my range before my T2 Drones, 150 Railgun IIs and T2 Rockets would have my way with him. Sadly, despite staggering the Neuts, he was able to cap. boost (I'm assuming) and AB to get past 24km before my drones could eat through his hull, which they were 2/3 of the way through.
Despite his character's young age, I was at least smart enough to expect his return in something else I *really* wasn't fit for. I went back to station, when just as expected he arrived back at the belt with a Harbinger, and worst of all he taunted me for leaving. Knowing that a character created in the middle of September couldn't possibly fit anything well, I fail fit my Raven the only way I knew how... with 6x T2 Cruise, 2x Heavy Neut, Webifier, Disruptor, and best of all... A PASSIVE TANK, and a bad one at that (See the failtank).
So I undock with the full knowledge that he's probably got friends waiting to jump in and warp back to the system. He's not there anymore, but there's a Wolf right next to one of my cans. I begin targeting the Wolf, which takes a lovely 20 seconds and approach him. Just as I get lock on the Wolf, the dumby in the Harbinger shows up and opens fire, barely scratching my shields with his first volley from T1 weapons. Thankfully I targeted the Wolf when I did, because he begins locking on and shooting. I release T2 Med drones and they eat through the Wolf in less than 10 seconds, boom goes the Wolf. My T2 Wrath cruise missiles finish off the Harbinger after a minute or so. I laughed hard, took the loot, and went back to station. Local Chat Log
Thx.
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Sol'Kanar
Private Nuisance Segregati0n
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Posted - 2011.01.09 03:21:00 -
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Originally by: Natester blabbity blab, I have seriously overestimated my relevance.
 Inappropriate signature. Jericho |

Hivsen Ng
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Posted - 2011.01.09 03:52:00 -
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Seems like you're the idiot in the whole scenario here.
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Jovan Geldon
Gallente Lead Farmers Kill It With Fire
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Posted - 2011.01.09 03:54:00 -
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Originally by: Natester I was surfing away reading the news when a friend with whom I share a second account XFire'd me about him getting can flipped
Account sharing is against the EULA.
Enjoy your ban.
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Zeta Zhul
Caldari Preemptive Paranoia
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Posted - 2011.01.09 06:06:00 -
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Edited by: Zeta Zhul on 09/01/2011 06:09:32
Originally by: Natester ...I was surfing away reading the news when a friend with whom I share a second account ....
Bannable offense is ... bannable.
edit: I'm always last to the party! 
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Iam Widdershins
Project Nemesis WE FORM VOLTRON
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Posted - 2011.01.09 06:56:00 -
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Edited by: Iam Widdershins on 09/01/2011 06:56:59 My favorite part, aside from the IMAGE FILE OF NOTEPAD in lieu of a sane pastebin link, is how much he betrays his total ignorance of PVP.
"OMG look at how bad my extender-rigged webbing buffer raven is, it has such a bad tank LOL" - no, the tank is fine, and your neuts might even overcome your sad deficiency in DPS from using those ****ty cruise launchers.
Also, confirming it's very nearly an exploit to be able to run an afterburner on an assault frigate when you are getting neuted every 10 or 15 seconds?
EDIT: I give this story a 2/10
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Zaqar
Pator Tech School
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Posted - 2011.01.09 07:40:00 -
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You did a great impersonation of a 12 year-old moron in local. --
Originally by: Brian Ballsack please learn to use english if your gonna post
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Skunk Gracklaw
Caldari GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2011.01.09 08:24:00 -
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I'm rooting for the can flipper tbh
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Suitonia
Gallente Genos Occidere HYDRA RELOADED
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Posted - 2011.01.09 08:28:00 -
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From the chatlog, it looks like they mostly said goodfight in a local while you smacked with "OMG U GOT OWNED" and calling them tards. Considering you were fighting a 5 month old character in a 5 year one in a raven with dual neuts (which completely screws harbinger/wolf). Shame that you show them such lack of respect for engaging against the odds. Also, account sharing is against the EULA. ---
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OneTimeAt BannedSpank
Amarr Trillionaire High-Rollers Suicidal Bassoon Orkesta
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Posted - 2011.01.09 10:50:00 -
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Lol ~
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Juliette DuBois
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Posted - 2011.01.09 10:54:00 -
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Honestly now, there are tons of people in 0.0 who share their super accounts. Since CCP tolerates that who cares if he shares... 
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magic preacher
Concentrated Evil
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Posted - 2011.01.09 11:28:00 -
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nice job mate Its good when a bear shoots back Tell me which system do you mine in ?
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Evanga
Amarr Trust Doesn't Rust Ushra'Khan
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Posted - 2011.01.09 11:34:00 -
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account sharing <> EULA also, you are the only moron here sir.
And seriously, wtf are you doing with WCS in your hangar....
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Sovereign533
Caldari The Collective Against ALL Authorities
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Posted - 2011.01.09 13:37:00 -
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Originally by: Evanga account sharing <> EULA also, you are the only moron here sir.
And seriously, wtf are you doing with WCS in your hangar....
HI!
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Marchocias
Snatch Victory
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Posted - 2011.01.09 14:12:00 -
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*really slow applause* ---- I belong to Silent Ninja (Hopefully that should cover it). |

Foxgguy2001
Gallente Second Hand Lions Redneck Rage
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Posted - 2011.01.09 14:55:00 -
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I think it's pretty clear given there antagonizing him at the begging...calling him a pu**y, that his responses were inflated and sarcastic to highlight there misdeeds/conduct. Well done. I think though, you could have ended with a bit of wisdom rather than keeping it going all the way through. |

ElJo123
Sons Of 0din C0NVICTED
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Posted - 2011.01.09 15:22:00 -
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I like how you managed to admit to account sharing, posted chat logs, and told a terrible story all in a single shiptoast.
Bonus points for failing to kill a frig in a BS you fit specifically for killing frigs.
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Darth Anonymous
Amarr GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2011.01.09 15:48:00 -
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Originally by: Natester tl;dr - 4 month old can flipper taunts almost 5 year old carebear (Me) for leaving after almost killing his Ishkur to refit a ship, loses a Harbinger and his friend loses a Wolf to my passive tanked and generally fail fit Raven (Will provide fittings) and tried to blow it off in local. Despite how hard I laughed, and I still am, he never really raged despite my attempts in local to get him going, though his sticks & stones attitude made me think he was crying at his keyboard. Local Chat Log --- Anyway... I was surfing away reading the news when a friend with whom I share a second account XFire'd me about him getting can flipped by a guy in an Ishkur. I logged in, grabbed a frig eating Rokh with ~144k EHP (Rokh Fit), formed fleet, and warped to 0km on said friend. By the time I had gotten there the flipper had left and destroyed the full can. With much dismay, my buddy and I were kind of annoyed so I kept the Rokh there and went back to surfing, keeping Eve open while I did so half expecting the can flipper to come back.
Less than a minute later he did, and in his Ishkur. Now, in the rush to get to the belt, I had failed to properly fit a tackle to the Rokh and simply had a Disruptor II with no Webifier. I was, however, confident my 2x Heavy Neuts would keep him from using an AB/MW to get out of my range before my T2 Drones, 150 Railgun IIs and T2 Rockets would have my way with him. Sadly, despite staggering the Neuts, he was able to cap. boost (I'm assuming) and AB to get past 24km before my drones could eat through his hull, which they were 2/3 of the way through.
Despite his character's young age, I was at least smart enough to expect his return in something else I *really* wasn't fit for. I went back to station, when just as expected he arrived back at the belt with a Harbinger, and worst of all he taunted me for leaving. Knowing that a character created in the middle of September couldn't possibly fit anything well, I fail fit my Raven the only way I knew how... with 6x T2 Cruise, 2x Heavy Neut, Webifier, Disruptor, and best of all... A PASSIVE TANK, and a bad one at that (See the failtank).
So I undock with the full knowledge that he's probably got friends waiting to jump in and warp back to the system. He's not there anymore, but there's a Wolf right next to one of my cans. I begin targeting the Wolf, which takes a lovely 20 seconds and approach him. Just as I get lock on the Wolf, the dumby in the Harbinger shows up and opens fire, barely scratching my shields with his first volley from T1 weapons. Thankfully I targeted the Wolf when I did, because he begins locking on and shooting. I release T2 Med drones and they eat through the Wolf in less than 10 seconds, boom goes the Wolf. My T2 Wrath cruise missiles finish off the Harbinger after a minute or so. I laughed hard, took the loot, and went back to station. Local Chat Log
Thx.
Empty quoting this. IBTL.
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Oathborne
Caldari Genstar Inc
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Posted - 2011.01.09 16:57:00 -
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Wow, so the can-flipper says, "OK, you got me. Well done."
and you say, "HERP DERP YOU SUCK!! OMG I PWNED UR FACE!"
I wish you a "come to Concord" moment in your future.
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Eddy North
Minmatar Spruillo Corp
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Posted - 2011.01.09 17:03:00 -
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Edited by: Eddy North on 09/01/2011 17:05:20
I think they like you
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Meridith Akesia
Tempest Legion
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Posted - 2011.01.09 17:15:00 -
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TL;DR but it looks like a cool story
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Natester
Hopeless Miners
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Posted - 2011.01.09 17:52:00 -
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4 accounts shared, 5 years each, $15 a month.
Really think anyone cares?
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OneTimeAt BannedSpank
Amarr Trillionaire High-Rollers Suicidal Bassoon Orkesta
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Posted - 2011.01.09 17:57:00 -
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Originally by: Natester 4 accounts shared, 5 years each, $15 a month.
Really think anyone cares?
Enjoy your, and your buddies, ban(s). ~
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Captain Pompous
Is Right Even When He's Wrong So Deal With It
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Posted - 2011.01.09 18:15:00 -
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Originally by: OneTimeAt BannedSpank
Originally by: Natester 4 accounts shared, 5 years each, $15 a month.
Really think anyone cares?
Enjoy your, and your buddies, ban(s).
Sorry to intrude Frau Spank, but shouldn't that be "buddy's" (possessive 's')? 
I love you tho, i hope the feeling is mutual ---
☻♥ Problem? Therapy sessions ♥☻ |

Xzar Fyrarr
Suddenly Ninjas Tear Extraction And Reclamation Service
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Posted - 2011.01.09 18:34:00 -
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I'm more than just a poster. Hay hay hay. Refused to be trolled. Hay hay hay. I took ah chance with my thread. Hay hay hay. I feel it failing over..
I better find your main! I betternot find your alt! etc etc etc...
IReadThread. ILostIQPoints.
I read my post. I died inside.  ------------------------------------------------ One Cannot Fully Appreciate Peace Until They Have Experienced True Pain. -------------------------------------------------
- Xzar Fyrarr ; |

OneTimeAt BannedSpank
Amarr Trillionaire High-Rollers Suicidal Bassoon Orkesta
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Posted - 2011.01.09 18:35:00 -
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Originally by: Captain Pompous
Originally by: OneTimeAt BannedSpank
Originally by: Natester 4 accounts shared, 5 years each, $15 a month.
Really think anyone cares?
Enjoy your, and your buddies, ban(s).
Sorry to intrude Frau Spank, but shouldn't that be "buddy's" (possessive 's')? 
I love you tho, i hope the feeling is mutual
buddy's 1 buddy, buddies = multiple buddy's
or I am the worst at English ever ever ever and should be ashamed.
~
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betterdent
DEPARTMENT 0F REDUNDANCY DEPARTMENT
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Posted - 2011.01.09 18:58:00 -
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Adding you to a list of carebears to mess with.
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Liang Nuren
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Posted - 2011.01.09 19:31:00 -
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Originally by: OneTimeAt BannedSpank
buddy's 1 buddy, buddies = multiple buddy's
"Enjoy you and your buddies' bans"
I wouldn't worry about it overly much tbh. Nobody else knows it either.
-Liang -- Eve Forum ***** Extraordinaire On Twitter - Blog got deleted when Evepress died - |

OneTimeAt BannedSpank
Amarr Trillionaire High-Rollers Suicidal Bassoon Orkesta
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Posted - 2011.01.09 19:31:00 -
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Originally by: betterdent Adding you to a list of carebears to mess with.
awesome ~
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TimMc
Brutal Deliverance Extreme Prejudice.
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Posted - 2011.01.09 19:32:00 -
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First off, raven fit is fine and would eat a BC.
Second, killing canflippers in anything but industrial ships is dull. Swapping to a massive ship to engage their small ones does not make you cool.
And finally they aren't smacking, you are.
And no, I've never can flipped anyone. Can flippers are tards.
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