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Golden Helmet Caldari The Python Cartel. The Defenders of Pen Island	Posted - 2011.01.10 01:41:00 - [1] Edited by: Golden Helmet on 10/01/2011 01:44:01 Some of you may remember the events of a few months ago, when CCP openly and unashamedly discriminated against the religious practices and ceremonies of The Python Cartel. We vented our outrage to the kind and loving people at C&P, and while we were met with kind words of sympathy and encouragement, none were willing to stick out their shafts and join us in our struggle against oppression from those without genitals. We at The Python Cartel had no choice but to flee our land and start anew. How could we live our lives and raise our families, when simply having genitals brings about CCP's wrath? After many moons of searching, we finally found a place we could call home: Pen Island. We settled down on our newfound land, ready to restart our lives and live happily ever after. But even in these times of celebration, the threat of outsiders still remains. However, not all outsiders were hostile... One day, during the hourly Phallus Festival, another band of travelers arrived. They called themselves Fla5hy Red. They, too, were fleeing from discrimination and oppression. Pen Island was more than big enough to satisfy two, and so we welcomed our newfound friends on to our island. As time went on, our two settlements grew close. We invited them to our orgies, they invited us to theirs. If ever a purple puppy needed petting, there was sure to be a neighbor willing to lend a helping hand. Life was good. While we are safe for the moment, we can't forget that our enemies still lurk. Pen Island needs protection. This is OUR home, and no hamster-molesting tyrants shall take ever it from us! And so, from the orgy leaders of The Python Cartel and Fla5hy Red, we are proud to present... The Defenders of Pen Island! We are truly the hardest of all the alliances in New Eden. Together, our combined forces will fight for our freedom from the oppression of CCP, Faction Warfare, and Russian scumbags alike! We will penetrate deep in to the heartland of our enemies, and we will render them so weak and soft that no amount of prescription medications will get them back up to strike at us! Know this, citizens of New Eden: We will fight long and hard for our freedoms. We will not sleep until we have ensured the safety of Pen Island for generations to come. If you try and bend us, we WILL spit in your face. ~Golden Helmet Virgin King, The Python Cartel ------------------
OneTimeAt BannedSpank Amarr Trillionaire High-Rollers Suicidal Bassoon Orkesta	Posted - 2011.01.10 01:48:00 - [2] You have my Taranis ~
Deladian Gallente FLA5HY RED The Defenders of Pen Island	Posted - 2011.01.10 01:53:00 - [3] I heard thats because of fla5hy and pythons joint efforts the pope has started to changed his view on the protection of pen island.
Jaina Sunspot Agent-Orange Nabaal Syndicate	Posted - 2011.01.10 01:54:00 - [4] The word Hero is thrown around a lot, but... o7
Surfin's PlunderBunny Minmatar The Python Cartel. The Defenders of Pen Island	Posted - 2011.01.10 02:04:00 - [5] My stiff thorax stands ready for penetration! Originally by: Jada Maroo Many legitimate news stories over the past few years would not have been brought to the forefront if not for Fox News.
Harrigan VonStudly Original Sin. PURPLE HELMETED WARRIORS	Posted - 2011.01.10 02:48:00 - [6] Originally by: Deladian I heard thats because of fla5hy and pythons joint efforts the pope has started to changed his view on the protection of pen island. I heard the Pope loves children on pen island. o7 Del
Deladian Gallente FLA5HY RED The Defenders of Pen Island	Posted - 2011.01.10 02:50:00 - [7] Originally by: Harrigan VonStudly Originally by: Deladian I heard thats because of fla5hy and pythons joint efforts the pope has started to changed his view on the protection of pen island. I heard the Pope loves children on pen island. o7 Del maybe its because he loved all them youth clubs he was part of as a young lad. o7 Harri
SpotlessBlade Night Wolves Systematic-Chaos	Posted - 2011.01.10 02:56:00 - [8] epic
Schwa88 The Priesthood The 0rphanage	Posted - 2011.01.10 04:06:00 - [9] \0// IF THE MIGHTY HAND OF RUSSIA SHOULD REACH FOR PEN ISLAND WILL YOU STAND ERECT AND SPEW FORTH THE MIGHTY FLEET OF JUSTICE? - True story. I also have a blog!
Agallis Zinthros SniggWaffe GoonSwarm	Posted - 2011.01.10 05:13:00 - [10] Edited by: Agallis Zinthros on 10/01/2011 05:15:09 Originally by: Surfin's PlunderBunny My stiff thorax stands ready for penetration! https://www.pandemic-legion.com/killboard/view_kill.php?id=349058 You may have this man's thorax, but we have this. EDIT: https://www.pandemic-legion.com/killboard/view_kill.php?id=349069 We seem to have this man's super special Thorax. It's not piracy, its surprise PVP.

Anjerrai Meloanis Minmatar FLA5HY RED The Defenders of Pen Island	Posted - 2011.01.10 05:18:00 - [11] I heard my name mentioned? uh.
TipsyMcStagger Caldari Spruillo Corp	Posted - 2011.01.10 05:26:00 - [12] Originally by: OneTimeAt BannedSpank You have my crabs now yur island has fauna
Soldarius Caldari Northstar Cabal R.A.G.E	Posted - 2011.01.10 05:28:00 - [13] lol'd out loud at work. Originally by: Manowar With dreams to be a king first one should be a man.
Schwa88 The Priesthood The 0rphanage	Posted - 2011.01.10 05:36:00 - [14] Originally by: Agallis Zinthros Edited by: Agallis Zinthros on 10/01/2011 05:15:09 Originally by: Surfin's PlunderBunny My stiff thorax stands ready for penetration! https://www.pandemic-legion.com/killboard/view_kill.php?id=349058 You may have this man's thorax, but we have this. EDIT: https://www.pandemic-legion.com/killboard/view_kill.php?id=349069 We seem to have this man's super special Thorax. Only 3 FALCAN, zomg, taking a serious risk on that one. - True story. I also have a blog!
BuckWyld SniggWaffe GoonSwarm	Posted - 2011.01.10 05:36:00 - [15] Originally by: Agallis Zinthros Edited by: Agallis Zinthros on 10/01/2011 05:15:09 Originally by: Surfin's PlunderBunny My stiff thorax stands ready for penetration! https://www.pandemic-legion.com/killboard/view_kill.php?id=349058 You may have this man's thorax, but we have this. EDIT: https://www.pandemic-legion.com/killboard/view_kill.php?id=349069 We seem to have this man's super special Thorax. Don't forget the part when the Tengu ejected from his Tengu. Also should remember to post the Proteus KM "Strategy without tactics is the slowest route to victory. Tactics without strategy is the noise before defeat." War is about shooting people, preferably in the face
Agallis Zinthros SniggWaffe GoonSwarm	Posted - 2011.01.10 05:43:00 - [16] Originally by: Schwa88 Originally by: Agallis Zinthros Edited by: Agallis Zinthros on 10/01/2011 05:15:09 Originally by: Surfin's PlunderBunny My stiff thorax stands ready for penetration! https://www.pandemic-legion.com/killboard/view_kill.php?id=349058 You may have this man's thorax, but we have this. EDIT: https://www.pandemic-legion.com/killboard/view_kill.php?id=349069 We seem to have this man's super special Thorax. Only 3 FALCAN, zomg, taking a serious risk on that one. Coming from The Orphanage, the pinnacle of pvp risk taking. It's not piracy, its surprise PVP.
Schwa88 The Priesthood The 0rphanage	Posted - 2011.01.10 06:03:00 - [17] Lol even I have standards - True story. I also have a blog!
Golden Helmet Caldari The Python Cartel. The Defenders of Pen Island	Posted - 2011.01.10 06:40:00 - [18] I lawl at the kiddies who think they can smack. That's right, I lawl at you. If you want to learn to smack properly, send me 100m and I'll send you the PDF guide we have, entitled "How To Smack Like A Real Python!" Then, when you've learned to smack like a big boy, maybe we'll see about taking off your training wheels (Falcons). ------------------
Jovan Geldon Gallente Lead Farmers Kill It With Fire	Posted - 2011.01.10 07:13:00 - [19] Originally by: Schwa88 standards Originally by: Schwa88 The 0rphanage Choose one.
Aiwha Caldari 101st Space Marine Force Nulli Secunda	Posted - 2011.01.10 08:38:00 - [20] Originally by: Jovan Geldon Originally by: Schwa88 standards Originally by: Schwa88 The 0rphanage Choose one. You are my hero. Gullible

Dorn Val	Posted - 2011.01.10 11:48:00 - [21] LMAO! +1 to the OP -excellent writing skills
Deladian Gallente FLA5HY RED The Defenders of Pen Island	Posted - 2011.01.10 12:57:00 - [22] Originally by: Aiwha Originally by: Jovan Geldon Originally by: Schwa88 standards Originally by: Schwa88 The 0rphanage Choose one. You are my hero. made me smile.
OneTimeAt BannedSpank Amarr Trillionaire High-Rollers Suicidal Bassoon Orkesta	Posted - 2011.01.10 13:16:00 - [23] Hey guys the alliance name has a hidden meaning I am the first to notice it go look for yourself lol amirite. Sup pythons I love your good natured 'roleplay'. ~
Jaina Sunspot Agent-Orange Nabaal Syndicate	Posted - 2011.01.10 13:29:00 - [24] Originally by: OneTimeAt BannedSpank Hey guys the alliance name has a hidden meaning I am the first to notice it go look for yourself lol amirite.
PyroX90	Posted - 2011.01.10 13:43:00 - [25] +1 to Waffles Hurp Derp
Proteus Maximus Caldari New Eden Outcasts	Posted - 2011.01.10 13:47:00 - [26] *Makes a man long for a life of pure yarrage again sigh.* Just show ccp where we touched you on the doll and every thing will be ok.
captain foivos	Posted - 2011.01.10 14:11:00 - [27] ROKH OUT WITH OUR SOCKS OUT Originally by: CCP StevieSG It's your female forum mod Stevie-G. I'm here to tell you kids from around the block. Rapping's not allowed in here. Welcome to my lock.
Misanth RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE Black Legion.	Posted - 2011.01.10 14:25:00 - [28] Originally by: TipsyMcStagger Originally by: OneTimeAt BannedSpank You have my crabs now yur island has fauna slightly amused ..or aroused, can't tell - I'd tell you why but then I'll have to kill you. And to kill you I'd have to log in. And to log in I'd have to stop browsing these forums. Both you and me knows that'll never happen.
8agpuss	Posted - 2011.01.10 18:58:00 - [29] I like to keep my socks on while I'm out patrolling the Island.
Jarek Kalensa FLA5HY RED The Defenders of Pen Island	Posted - 2011.01.10 19:02:00 - [30] GH makes me hard. True story. We will not rest until Pen Island is protected in a protective sheath of Yarr.



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