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Muck Raker
Gallente Gutter Press
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Posted - 2011.01.10 12:13:00 -
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A-mazing stories reach Gutter Press this afternoon about a truly sen-sational blackmail plot involving hundreds, if not thousands of famous pilots across New Eden!
In-credible!
The infamous, notorious and dashing crime queen Myxx, famous for such truly sensational crimes as the affair involving Federal war hero General Inhonores and many more, revealed some of her amazing and audacious schemes to enthralled onlookers, who were simultaneously captivated by her charms as well as the incredible daring of the schemes!
Videos of the blackmailed include incredible revealing footage of a male pilot enjoying what resemble illicit substances in the Stars End Tavern!
Shocking!
Despite being hardened to reports of crimes and plots, such as the amazing schemes by master criminal Istvaan Shogaatsu and the Guiding Hand Social Club, many onlookers were mesmerised by this and other revelations!
The crime queen went on to claim this was only the tip of the iceberg, suggesting more are to follow!
Fan-tastic!
No motive has as yet been revealed for this current plot, but it's unlikely to be money, as why reveal the existence of such blackmail evidence to the public before payment, thereby allowing gossip to spread for free?
Is this for show, perhaps? Is the crime queen using this to flirt with Istvaan Shogaatsu? It's possible! Many things are!
Gutter Press will continue to investigate stories such as these! And bring the people of New Eden the news they didn't know existed!
Rumours! Wars! Rumours of wars! Wars of rumours! |
Tagera
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Posted - 2011.01.10 13:09:00 -
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Paparazzi!!! What is it with you and causing issues with the rich and famous or even the infamous in some cases. You're like a slaver hound chasing down it's next meal.
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Stitcher
Caldari
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Posted - 2011.01.10 14:08:00 -
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Originally by: Tagera Paparazzi!!! What is it with you and causing issues with the rich and famous or even the infamous in some cases. You're like a slaver hound chasing down it's next meal.
That would be what Paparazzi do. It's practically the official Caille Interstellar Dictionary definition of the word, in fact. -
- Verin "Stitcher" Hakatain.
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Syn Callibri
Minmatar 21st Eridani Lighthorse Broken Chains Alliance
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Posted - 2011.01.10 15:17:00 -
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"Gutter Press will continue to investigate"...I find the use of Gutter Press and the word investigate in the same sentence to be the most amusing part of this release.
[21EL] Commander Tac-Ops / [21EL] I.S.C. |
Graelyn
Amarr Deus Imperiosus Acies Covenant of Prophecy
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Posted - 2011.01.10 22:14:00 -
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Edited by: Graelyn on 10/01/2011 22:14:40
Who is Myxx, and why has he/she hired a tiny upstart 'news' site to make him/her look important?
Inquiring minds may care at some point.
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Co-Executor, Minister of Communications Covenant of Prophecy Alliance
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Kazuma Ry
Amarr Knighthood of the Merciful Crown
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Posted - 2011.01.10 22:23:00 -
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Originally by: Muck Raker Videos of the blackmailed include incredible revealing footage of a male pilot enjoying what resemble illicit substances in the Stars End Tavern!
So you have a video of a "possible" Pod-pilot drinking something at a Tavern, yet your own "investigative" skills can't find the man's name, or have you just been paid off not to reveal it yet?
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ValentinaDLM
Minmatar Zaratha Zarati Shaktipat Revelators
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Posted - 2011.01.10 22:50:00 -
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Keep up the good work Gutter Press, I for one enjoy reading the dirt on people. Maybe someday, I will be as famous as I should be and there will be stories about me.
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Ber Kan
Caldari
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Posted - 2011.01.10 23:47:00 -
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*Clears throat*Well then. it seems...wait. Ill pass on this. Just more "journalistic" bull...
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Rek Jaiga
Minmatar Crimson Path
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Posted - 2011.01.11 00:15:00 -
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Oh come on, it wasn't an illicit substance. Just...frowned upon.
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Myxx
Risen Angels
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Posted - 2011.01.11 01:39:00 -
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Edited by: Myxx on 11/01/2011 01:40:23 Muck Raker, I'm going to do awful things to you.
I leave my pod for ONE DAY and this all goes on. --
Originally by: CCP Explorer (and if you guys would also stop using Drakes it would be really appreciated, kthxbye).
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Rytha Main
Amarr PIE Inc.
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Posted - 2011.01.11 04:04:00 -
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Originally by: Graelyn Edited by: Graelyn on 10/01/2011 22:14:40
Who is Myxx, and why has he/she hired a tiny upstart 'news' site to make him/her look important?
Inquiring minds may care at some point.
Brother, I too have no idea who Myxx is. Considering that pilot doesn't even have a negative security status, I'd say she hardly qualifies as a "crime queen". Perhaps the article was referring to Mynxee, and if so, then this is just another Gutter Press flop. Amarr shall triumph for God is our Hero, and we are His champions! |
Ber Kan
Caldari
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Posted - 2011.01.11 04:35:00 -
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Originally by: Myxx Edited by: Myxx on 11/01/2011 01:40:23 Muck Raker, I'm going to do awful things to you.
I leave my pod for ONE DAY and this all goes on.
Madam, if you do so...Please tell me how she ends. Im tired of these...stories
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ValentinaDLM
Minmatar Zaratha Zarati Shaktipat Revelators
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Posted - 2011.01.11 07:23:00 -
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Originally by: Rytha Main
Originally by: Graelyn Edited by: Graelyn on 10/01/2011 22:14:40
Who is Myxx, and why has he/she hired a tiny upstart 'news' site to make him/her look important?
Inquiring minds may care at some point.
Brother, I too have no idea who Myxx is. Considering that pilot doesn't even have a negative security status, I'd say she hardly qualifies as a "crime queen". Perhaps the article was referring to Mynxee, and if so, then this is just another Gutter Press flop.
If I recall correctly, Myxx is a member of an Angel Cartel loyal group which most people would consider a criminal organization. A high security status doesn't mean much except a bit more proof of concord's total ineptness.
I want more details Gutter Press, like some of this Video thats mentioned, It doesn't even have to be true if it entertains me.
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Aiwha
Caldari 101st Space Marine Force Nulli Secunda
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Posted - 2011.01.11 07:48:00 -
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You didn't tell us how this is the State's fault.
Gullible
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Goshien Aiel
Gallente The City-State of Awesometopia
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Posted - 2011.01.11 08:46:00 -
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It's good to see the fine art of investigative journalism hasn't died yet. Clearly, everything here is factual and excitedly presented. This Myxx person must be a true an utter depraved individual to undertake such a career.
And I didn't know ol' Seri was into that kinda thing. -----------------------------------
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Akrasjel Lanate
Gallente Naquatech Conglomerate Unknown Alliance
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Posted - 2011.01.11 10:15:00 -
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Originally by: Ber Kan
Originally by: Myxx Edited by: Myxx on 11/01/2011 01:40:23 Muck Raker, I'm going to do awful things to you.
I leave my pod for ONE DAY and this all goes on.
Madam, if you do so...Please tell me how she ends. Im tired of these...stories
Like we all, please end this pseudo journalism.
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Syn Callibri
Minmatar 21st Eridani Lighthorse Broken Chains Alliance
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Posted - 2011.01.11 14:13:00 -
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Originally by: Myxx Edited by: Myxx on 11/01/2011 01:40:23 Muck Raker, I'm going to do awful things to you.
I leave my pod for ONE DAY and this all goes on.
I want pictures.
[21EL] Commander Tac-Ops / [21EL] I.S.C. |
Medarr
Amarr ZeroSec
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Posted - 2011.01.11 15:44:00 -
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where can i get a sub for this rag... I'm loving it
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Myxx
Risen Angels
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Posted - 2011.01.11 17:55:00 -
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Edited by: Myxx on 11/01/2011 17:56:25 After thinking, I retract what I said, merely because Muck Raker isn't actually worth the time or consideration to spend effort torturing or hunting.
I know what I know, and I know what I'm doing. This article is nothing more than another item in a long history of extremely poor "journalism" and should be discarded outright.
The only interesting story the original poster will make is when they decide to cancel their clone contracts, and in the words of many lately, jump out of an airlock. --
Originally by: CCP Explorer (and if you guys would also stop using Drakes it would be really appreciated, kthxbye).
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Nikita Alterana
Risen Angels
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Posted - 2011.01.11 17:56:00 -
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Edited by: Nikita Alterana on 11/01/2011 17:57:09
Originally by: Myxx Edited by: Myxx on 11/01/2011 01:40:23 Muck Raker, I'm going to do awful things to you.
I leave my pod for ONE DAY and this all goes on.
Oh come on love, play to the crowd a bit, your a star.
She giggles, cupping her hand over her mouth as she talks to try and smother them.
Now, if anyone would like exclusive interviews with the...
she snorts then forces down the giggles again
...Crime Queen, I can arrange them for a small fee of only 100 million isk.
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Myxx
Risen Angels
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Posted - 2011.01.11 18:09:00 -
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Originally by: Nikita Alterana Edited by: Nikita Alterana on 11/01/2011 17:57:09
Originally by: Myxx Edited by: Myxx on 11/01/2011 01:40:23 Muck Raker, I'm going to do awful things to you.
I leave my pod for ONE DAY and this all goes on.
Oh come on love, play to the crowd a bit, your a star.
She giggles, cupping her hand over her mouth as she talks to try and smother them.
Now, if anyone would like exclusive interviews with the...
she snorts then forces down the giggles again
...Crime Queen, I can arrange them for a small fee of only 100 million isk.
You cant see this right now, but I'm facepalming. --
Originally by: CCP Explorer (and if you guys would also stop using Drakes it would be really appreciated, kthxbye).
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Syn Callibri
Minmatar 21st Eridani Lighthorse Broken Chains Alliance
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Posted - 2011.01.11 19:01:00 -
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Originally by: Myxx
You cant see this right now, but I'm facepalming.
ALL HAIL THE CRIME-QUEEN!
[21EL] Commander Tac-Ops / [21EL] I.S.C. |
Anabella Rella
Minmatar Gradient Electus Matari
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Posted - 2011.01.12 17:10:00 -
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Oh have a sense of humor pilots. I find this infotainment amusing and a nice break from the perpetually dreary news of New Eden. In a world where everything is gray it's nice to have a splash of flamboyant color.
I'm still waiting on the blockbuster expose on Jamyl Sarum's heretical cloning, how she managed to strong arm the other heirs into accepting her ascension without the traditional Trials and how she 'convinced' the Theology Council to go along with the entire sham.
Come on Muck Raker, I know you can do it! If not, I'd settle for pics of Her Spookiness in revealing swimwear.
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Mizhara Del'thul
Minmatar Masuat'aa Matari
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Posted - 2011.01.12 17:17:00 -
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A sense of humor is all well and good. I take exception to Muck Raker's outright lies when it comes to quotes, implicating me and my name in matters I had not even heard of. Even Merdaneth's satire is humor of a higher standard than this tripe.
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Calathea Sata
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Posted - 2011.01.12 17:27:00 -
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Nice, where do I sign up for subscription?
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Rodtrik
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Posted - 2011.01.13 13:16:00 -
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Undock one day so I can kill you. No one cares what you write anymore you tumor.
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James Syagrius
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Posted - 2011.01.15 07:38:00 -
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Well I for one feel the need to support Muck Raker in her assertions. I was a witness to certain holos shown by Ms. Myxx in the ôSummitö open channel a few days ago..
They did indeed show what Ms. Raker alleged, and Ms. Myxx did mention to some peoples surprise, that their purpose was à. Blackmail.
There were many other witnesses.
You naysayers may not like the messenger, but her message in this case is true.
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