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Kharylien
Gallente Masked Rider Project
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Posted - 2011.01.11 02:14:00 -
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I invite lists of Things. EVE-related Things.
My list, for today, comes from having decided, first thing in the morning, to collect some assorted courier contracts (all with the same destination) from three different systems in my Obelisk. (Called the Mini-Nuke Launcher - little joke for all you Fallout fans out there.)
Things I Can Do While My Freighter Is In Warp (one item per warp, USUALLY):
1) Go to the bathroom. 2) Take off my shirt, put on my bra, select a different shirt, and put that shirt on. Including buttons. 3) Pack up my laptop, power cord, mouse, water bottle, etc, go downstairs, and set up in the living room. 4) Go to the kitchen, assemble a bowl of cereal, with milk, and return to computer. 5) Write this post.
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masternerdguy
Gallente Meerkat Maner
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Posted - 2011.01.11 02:16:00 -
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play through the entire Freelancer campaign.
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Obsidian Hawk
RONA Legion
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Posted - 2011.01.11 02:33:00 -
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realize that you just bra and taking off shirt in the same sentence on one of the most unforgiving community boards on the internet, and quickly running back to change your post before the mails come in.
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Kharylien
Gallente Masked Rider Project
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Posted - 2011.01.11 02:37:00 -
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dudes neither of your posts contain lists
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Okie Wren
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Posted - 2011.01.11 02:38:00 -
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Originally by: Kharylien
2) Take off my shirt, put on my bra, select a different shirt, and put that shirt on. Including buttons.
Pics or it didn't happen.
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Culmen
Caldari Blood Phage Syndicate Syndicate.
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Posted - 2011.01.11 02:41:00 -
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Originally by: Obsidian Hawk realize that you just bra and taking off shirt in the same sentence on one of the most unforgiving community boards on the internet, and quickly running back to change your post before the mails come in.
1) Fap to the thought of that post. 2) Realize that the statement is an insult to your own morals, sex life and sexual prowess. 3) Remove post, then un-remove the post when your realize Chribba now knows your fapping habits thanks to Eve-Search.
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Kharylien
Gallente Masked Rider Project
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Posted - 2011.01.11 02:42:00 -
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Edited by: Kharylien on 11/01/2011 02:45:01
Originally by: Okie Wren
Originally by: Kharylien
2) Take off my shirt, put on my bra, select a different shirt, and put that shirt on. Including buttons.
Pics or it didn't happen.
Buttons look like this.
I AM HELPFUL
Edit because of two minute limit thing:
Originally by: Culmen
Originally by: Obsidian Hawk realize that you just bra and taking off shirt in the same sentence on one of the most unforgiving community boards on the internet, and quickly running back to change your post before the mails come in.
1) Fap to the thought of that post. 2) Realize that the statement is an insult to your own morals, sex life and sexual prowess. 3) Remove post, then un-remove the post when your realize Chribba now knows your fapping habits thanks to Eve-Search.
Culmen wins (of replies so far)!
Post is:
1) amusing 2) LIST-CONTAINING
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Brannor McThife
Caldari Lambent Enterprises Black Thorne Alliance
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Posted - 2011.01.11 02:43:00 -
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Originally by: Okie Wren
Originally by: Kharylien
2) Take off my shirt, put on my bra, select a different shirt, and put that shirt on. Including buttons.
Pics or it didn't happen.
You know... he/she never said he/she was female...
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Master Hamster
Testing on Humans
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Posted - 2011.01.11 02:43:00 -
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There are no females on the internet. True fact.
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Lilla Kharn
Amarr
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Posted - 2011.01.11 02:51:00 -
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Edited by: Lilla Kharn on 11/01/2011 02:51:57 1. Spew out a bunch of illiterate nonsense to the tv probably concerning a single commercial that will take the time of a 120 au warp in a Charon. At the same time getting everyone in the room to drop their mouths at me at not only the type of language used but the fact I can do it in one breath and sentence.
2. Fap to some web page full of questionable content.
3. Cook whatever meal of the day comes next.
4. Forget I'm in a freighter while watching YouTube vids when alt+tabbing back and finding out I bumped 20km off the gate.
5. Trolling forums. Or whoring them. Not sure which one yet.
6. Get a phone call and successfully blow off whoever is on the phone.
7. Read through 7 text messages explaining to me why I should care about some mundane fact in someone else's life.
8. Go outside and yell at whoever is barking, whether it's my dog or someone else's.
9. Spell things incorrectlie.
10. Write a 10 item list on some forum I troll often.
11. Avoid getting dressed.
12. Avoid doing anyhting all day. And night. ============================================= "Only the dead have seen the end of war" - Plato
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Jaina Sunspot
Agent-Orange Nabaal Syndicate
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Posted - 2011.01.11 02:52:00 -
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1) Spin Ship/Orbit POS 2) Check the really high amout of Reds/Wartargets in Local 3) Undock in Drake/Leave POS in Bomber 4) ???? 5) Back to spinning 6) Browse Market 7) Insult Alliance Leader to there face 8) Apologize Unsincerly 9) Chat with Directors about mutiny while leadership is in chat. 10) Share ship fits 11) Get Rescued 12) Always Primary by both sides. 13) Purchase new ship 14) Go AFK 15) Return to more Reds and Wartargets 16) Rinse and Repeat
<3 EVE and my Alliance
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Vak'ran
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Posted - 2011.01.11 02:58:00 -
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Originally by: Master Hamster There are no females on the internet. True fact.
There are, however, furries, and apparently the OP, who creeps me out given the quoted fact...
Vak'Ran is your local official non-dedicated part-time advocate of reading comprehension and proliferation of intelligence on the EVE Online Forum |
T'Laar Bok
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Posted - 2011.01.11 04:00:00 -
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Originally by: Kharylien Buttons look like this.
1. Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap 2. ???? 3. Profit!
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Aiwha
Caldari 101st Space Marine Force Nulli Secunda
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Posted - 2011.01.11 07:39:00 -
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Edited by: Aiwha on 11/01/2011 07:39:43 1. Realize I am actually trying to have a job in a game
2. Give away freighter to escape the horror
3. Regret giving away Freighter
4. Pod myself in anguish
5. Remember +5 implants
6. ...
Gullible
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Jaina Sunspot
Agent-Orange Nabaal Syndicate
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Posted - 2011.01.11 07:43:00 -
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Originally by: Aiwha Edited by: Aiwha on 11/01/2011 07:39:43 1. Realize I am actually trying to have a job in a game
2. Give away freighter to escape the horror
3. Regret giving away Freighter
4. Pod myself in anguish
5. Remember +5 implants
6. ...
Send me 600mil and I will bring you a new one in my brand new slightly used Freighter.
I still haven't found a way to get the tear stains out yet.
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Kira X
Minmatar Rage Orbital Construction Associates Systematic-Chaos
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Posted - 2011.01.11 07:56:00 -
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Originally by: Aiwha Edited by: Aiwha on 11/01/2011 07:39:43 1. Realize I am actually trying to have a job in a game
2. Give away freighter to escape the horror
3. Regret giving away Freighter
4. Pod myself in anguish
5. Remember +5 implants
6. ...
Best. Post. Ever.
as for my list of things i sometimes do during warps:
1. get the phone to check who called when i missed it during battle 2. warm up food from yesterday or prepare new food to be cooked 3. run downstairs, go outside, buy coke, come back 4. fold laundry 5. open a window 6. begin melting cheese onto toast 7. go back and claim the toast with cheese when finished 8. thats all i can really think of for now......
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Xyla Kador
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Posted - 2011.01.11 08:08:00 -
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1) Come up with several EVE innuendos with Female CEO (overheating guns, MWDs, nanite paste, neut/nos, web, shields, armor, hull, WHs.....thorax and ashimmu) 2) Exchange interested looks with CEO 3) Cyber each other all night in secret channel 4) Snicker when none of the corp mates have any clue what's going on 5) Post this with an alt
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Kei Kanatawa
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Posted - 2011.01.11 08:30:00 -
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THINGS I DO IN-BETWEEN WARPS IN A FREIGHTER 1. Alt Tab to some random internet page or youtube video or whatever has gotten my attention. 2. Read a page and a half of a "Little Golden Book" to my son. 3. Break out the toy cars for my son and set them up for "Crashes!!" (at least it's partly for my son)BOOOM!!! 4. Grab a snack. 5. Get my son a snack. 6. Get my wife a snack and a smack(as in kiss). 7. Un-pause the other game I was playing and play for a couple minutes. 8. Tend to one of my other Alts. 9. Read CAOD posts and then wonder why I torture myself thinking there might actually be some content in one of them instead of trolling, smacking, e-peen/chest beating, or general tardness. 10. Browse random contracts. 11. Think up things to add to some random list post.
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mogwai
Gallente Sparks of Insanity
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Posted - 2011.01.11 08:46:00 -
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Things i do while in warp:
1: get another 2 beers
oh, how i love eve for 16 odd jump trips
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Zora'e
Amarr Nocturnal Dementia
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Posted - 2011.01.11 08:54:00 -
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1. Post to popular social networking site what I am currently doing in eve. 2. Get a beer. 3. Post to popular social networking site that I just got a beer while warping in eve. 4. Drink beer. 5. Post to popular social networking site that I just drank a beer while warping in eve. 6. Realize I have no life. 7. Post to popular social networking site that I just realized I have no life while drinking beer and warping in eve. -
Ceiling Cat may be watching you, but Basement Cat is shooting at you! |
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My Postman
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Posted - 2011.01.11 09:11:00 -
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As i (thankfully) have no frighter, i hope it counts when my orca is aligning to gate from undocking.....
1) Stare at Orca. 2) More staring at Orca. 3) Watching my GF Taking OFF her bra under her T-Shirt (needs about 2,5 sec.). 4) Wondering why she¦s doing it. 5) Staring at Orca. 6) Staring at GF. 7) Still wondering why she did. See her smile.Realizing. 8) Do what i¦m intended to do. :) 9a) Come back to PC, seeing orca still aligning. GF disapointed. 9b) Come back to PC, finding me in clone station. Orca and implants gone. GF happy.
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Aeronwen Carys
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Posted - 2011.01.11 09:58:00 -
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Originally by: My Postman As i (thankfully) have no frighter, i hope it counts when my orca is aligning to gate from undocking.....
1) Stare at Orca. 2) More staring at Orca. 3) Watching my GF Taking OFF her bra under her T-Shirt (needs about 2,5 sec.). 4) Wondering why she¦s doing it. 5) Staring at Orca. 6) Staring at GF. 7) Still wondering why she did. See her smile.Realizing. 8) Do what i¦m intended to do. :) 9a) Come back to PC, seeing orca still aligning. GF disapointed. 9b) Come back to PC, finding me in clone station. Orca and implants gone. GF happy.
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Kira X
Minmatar Rage Orbital Construction Associates Systematic-Chaos
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Posted - 2011.01.11 15:45:00 -
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Originally by: Zora'e 1. Post to popular social networking site what I am currently doing in eve. 2. Get a beer. 3. Post to popular social networking site that I just got a beer while warping in eve. 4. Drink beer. 5. Post to popular social networking site that I just drank a beer while warping in eve. 6. Realize I have no life. 7. Post to popular social networking site that I just realized I have no life while drinking beer and warping in eve.
roflmao.
/revive
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CCP StevieSG
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Posted - 2011.01.11 15:48:00 -
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1)Move list thread to Out Of Pod 2)Feed CCP fish 3)Find a cookie...
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Sporked
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Posted - 2011.01.11 17:35:00 -
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Originally by: Xyla Kador 1) Come up with several EVE innuendos with Female CEO (overheating guns, MWDs, nanite paste, neut/nos, web, shields, armor, hull, WHs.....thorax and ashimmu) 2) Exchange interested looks with CEO 3) Cyber each other all night in secret channel 4) Snicker when none of the corp mates have any clue what's going on 5) Post this with an alt
1. Laugh that someone actually thinks cyber is an achievement. 2. Shake head at the thought that they actually think anyone in their corp will care. 3. More head shaking at the need to boast about fapping to words. 4. Go and have actual sex.
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