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SATAN
Amarr BURN EDEN
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Posted - 2011.01.26 17:40:00 -
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OMG PB IS F**KED SELL UR SH*T ! From: viod hawk Sent: 2011.01.25 20:49 To: B4D W0LF,
O.k. Ladies is PB f**ked. eventually , yes. everything burns in EVE sooner or later. So , is it f**ked today? NO
Is it f**ked tomorrow - No
Is it f**ked next week - maybe ________________________________ omg we should stay and defend home space f**k IT and save our rat loot !!
umm , NO , 1 , we aren't pu**ies and don't abandon our allies.
2 , the best way to defend PB is to stop the invasion where it's currently at. If IT falls , then PB is surrounded by reds and it's logistics totally cut off. **************** we're all going to get ASS ****D OMG !!!
ya could happen . so f**king what. Seriously , wtf is the worst that can happen? Are those mean reds so awesome that when they pod you it force unistalls EVE leaving you stuck for life as a fat gay Elf in WOW? Harden the f**k up. ********* OMG , what about all my stuffs \*/ ??!?!??!
o.k. if you have sh*t worth a f**k ton of isk AND it's an item hard to resell , then sure , move it into lo sec with you on your way to the front lines. The first f**got to contract me a goddman station can full of f**king rat loot , will get fist f**ked , in the ass , by Andre The Giant. ************************* OMG , where are we going ?!?!?!?! --------- that f**king way ----------- or in other words , ; to be announced. ********************************* My time zone is f**ked up /// I will be afk this week /////// i'm a f*g , tell me when it's safe to log back in so I can rat ..... yada yada yada... there will be sh*t loads of trains and cyno's etc going for days. As always , I will lose mad sleep , and make my presence known on all time zones as this progresses. *************************************** Can I brings da dreads to lowsec for safe keeping and or deployement? Yes ******************** Is Bruin a f*g Yes ************************************* Can you convo me ? no , go f**k yourself. ****************************** Where's all our cyno spots?
Go f**k your self some more. ********************************** What about clones and offices
Corp tab is your friend , so is Dotlan , we have offices in YZ-LQL , and next door to 6VDT with clone services. ********************************* Should I stay in my implants?
stop asking so many goddamn questions ***************************** What should I bring?
Drakes , drakes , and lots of bombers and as much ammo as will fit in the bays. ********************************** Is Bruin really a f*g ? Yes , we have video documentaion. ************************************ 5 billion isk says that I get asked a question that was answered here within 5 minutes of me getting on teamspeak. ***************************************** How can I help?
I need minmatar frigates PROBE , sh*t loeads of them. I need extra cyno gens , I need you to carry extra liquid ozone and carrier fuel. Make stashes of fuel along the route. Help haul sh*t for guys that dont have a carrier yet , which is pretty few tbh. *************************************
Hawk
Hawk,
You have a potty mouth, your extensive use of swear words is making them meaningless. Please be polite and don't swear so much your making posting juicy stuff like this a chore because of the editing.
Thanks for the mail
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DHB WildCat
Caldari BURN EDEN
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Posted - 2011.01.26 17:44:00 -
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Oh poop!
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Gravemind GER
Caldari Community for Justice Majesta Empire
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Posted - 2011.01.26 17:46:00 -
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Good stuff. would read again.
Satan brought the Hell to Sys-K by posting this. probably viod hawk will post a rage mail about Spy's in Sys-K and this CAOD post. U SIR ARE A SPAI! |
Sapha
Caldari Solar Wind En Garde
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Posted - 2011.01.26 17:49:00 -
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Originally by: SATAN
**************** we're all going to get ASS ****D OMG !!!
ya could happen . so f**king what. Seriously , wtf is the worst that can happen? Are those mean reds so awesome that when they pod you it force unistalls EVE leaving you stuck for life as a fat gay Elf in WOW? Harden the f**k up. *********
LMFAO - now dat was funny
Oh God it burns!
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Lykouleon
Gallente Bad Kitty Inc. Wildly Inappropriate.
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Posted - 2011.01.26 17:58:00 -
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By my estimates, more estrogen was flowing during the crafting of this EvEMail than is released during a womans normal ovulation cycle.
Trust me, I'm a doctor.
Quote: ImRedYoureDead > carebearing is when you make the other person's ship explode, right? ImRedYoureDead > I think they're officers or something ImRedYoureDead > they got names, they got to die |
Crias Taylor
Gallente GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2011.01.26 18:13:00 -
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Originally by: Lykouleon By my estimates, more estrogen was flowing during the crafting of this EvEMail than is released during a womans normal ovulation cycle.
Trust me, I'm a doctor.
Not even The Mittani could pen this much estrogen.
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GRiMsReAPeR
Amarr inFluX.
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Posted - 2011.01.26 18:21:00 -
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Posting in a evil satan thread __________________________________________________
Recruitment Thread: http://www.eveonline.com/ingameboard.asp?a=topic&threadID=1204387 |
Gixxer 1000
Caldari Ceptacemia Systematic-Chaos
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Posted - 2011.01.26 19:04:00 -
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OMG, Satan has a spy in SYS-K. You win all of Eve! Grats!!!
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Comy 1
Amarr Ore Mongers Black Hand.
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Posted - 2011.01.26 19:06:00 -
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More babbles better babbles....
I sure am tempted to pay the south a visit again, nothing better than shooting people evacing their valuables. My old hate for Sys-K still resides within me since the days of Brick Squad in Stain.
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Vasili Z
Minmatar Cosmic Odyssey BricK sQuAD.
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Posted - 2011.01.26 19:07:00 -
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C0ven and SE really push the envelope when they attack Sys-K that's for sure. -------
Going to kill you in Dust 514 (wait a minute, micro-transactions are dumb) |
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Sick Boy
Minmatar UNKN0WN ENTITY
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Posted - 2011.01.26 19:30:00 -
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As a former alliance mate and coleader with viod back in the days, I can confirm this is from him. It's easy to tell from the 3rd grade style writing.
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Gumpy Nighthawk
Amarr Roving Guns Inc. RAZOR Alliance
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Posted - 2011.01.26 20:22:00 -
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Quote:
What should I bring?
Drakes , drakes , and lots of bombers and as much ammo as will fit in the bays.
You know imminent defeat is coming when people start suggesting drakes to defend your space Nothing in education is so astonishing as the amount of ignorance it accumulates in the form of facts. |
Scatim Helicon
Caldari GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2011.01.26 21:24:00 -
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Sup Satan.
Enjoy those undefended CSAAs.
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Hey You
Amarr Destructive Influence IT Alliance
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Posted - 2011.01.26 21:37:00 -
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Originally by: Scatim Helicon Sup Satan.
Enjoy those undefended CSAAs.
look at goonie being desperate :P
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SATAN
Amarr BURN EDEN
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Posted - 2011.01.26 22:14:00 -
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My information may be wrong but are goons not in the middle of taking your space?
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Vasili Z
Minmatar Cosmic Odyssey BricK sQuAD.
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Posted - 2011.01.26 22:33:00 -
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Originally by: SATAN My information may be wrong but are goons not in the middle of taking your space?
Goons have literally taken half of IT space you are correct sir. -------
Going to kill you in Dust 514 (wait a minute, micro-transactions are dumb) |
L A G
Gallente Hysteria Nexus
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Posted - 2011.01.26 22:39:00 -
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Originally by: Scatim Helicon Sup Satan.
Enjoy those undefended CSAAs.
Wouldnt it be easier to ask all of eden for help, oh wait you have already spent all your effort begging others todo your work for you, again :2008:
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dastommy79
Caldari Di-Tron Heavy Industries Atlas.
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Posted - 2011.01.26 22:43:00 -
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sysk is a powerhouse of new eden. They shall not fall...........
I role play ewok
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Hey You
Amarr Destructive Influence IT Alliance
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Posted - 2011.01.26 22:51:00 -
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Edited by: Hey You on 26/01/2011 22:52:09
Originally by: SATAN My information may be wrong but are goons not in the middle of taking your space?
Man your info is usually spot on...
WtF is going on that you have wrong one now?
Desperately trying to take space? Maybe.
Desperately pleading with all of eve to come help them take space? Definitely.
Taking space? Hardly.
Well except few systems we didn't want anyway.
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Bobbeh
Minmatar Navy of Xoc Wildly Inappropriate.
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Posted - 2011.01.26 23:31:00 -
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Came here expecting Propaganda posters.... Was disappointed...
Was left thinking what is Sys-k Rescuing and if they are rescuing IT does that mean IT admits they are in trouble?
cause i dont think you rescue something or one that is doing fine...
Further more Does sys-k really posess the ability to rescue the mighty it, or will they start failscading when their space starts falling.....
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Farham
Gallente The Fimbriani Shadow of xXDEATHXx
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Posted - 2011.01.26 23:48:00 -
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I gotta admit, seeing a non-elite alliance being realistic about its situation seems almost kind of refreshing. They can see the writing on the wall and are being up front about what the average grunt who normally gets F'ed over in these situations needs to do.
It can be viewed as demoralizing but it could also be a bit easier to fight knowing that your crap is out and there isn't much to really lose.
But as the OP pointed out...doesn't really do much for IT Not hacking it in 0.0 since 2006
Farham is my name, and fail quoting is my game. |
portney
Minmatar The Collective Against ALL Authorities
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Posted - 2011.01.26 23:56:00 -
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lol been there done that best thing ever happened in this dumb game
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SATAN
Amarr BURN EDEN
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Posted - 2011.01.27 00:48:00 -
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Originally by: Hey You Edited by: Hey You on 26/01/2011 22:52:09
Originally by: SATAN My information may be wrong but are goons not in the middle of taking your space?
Man your info is usually spot on...
WtF is going on that you have wrong one now?
Desperately trying to take space? Maybe.
Desperately pleading with all of eve to come help them take space? Definitely.
Taking space? Hardly.
Well except few systems we didn't want anyway.
You brought 3/4's of EvE on AAA and even hired PL with your pets, and I didn't see you complaining why bring up the numbers game now?
Far as you "not" wanting that space I don't know about you, but I would never bother to take something if I never wanted it, I must be weird that way.
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SATAN
Amarr BURN EDEN
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Posted - 2011.01.27 00:51:00 -
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Originally by: L A G
Originally by: Scatim Helicon Sup Satan.
Enjoy those undefended CSAAs.
Wouldnt it be easier to ask all of eden for help, oh wait you have already spent all your effort begging others todo your work for you, again :2008:
Confirming that we "Burn Eden" are half of eve.
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Braxton Mazimus
Caldari Did I just do that Test Alliance Please Ignore
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Posted - 2011.01.27 01:52:00 -
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hey hey hey... viod hawk is the ****.. but yeah... sys k? i wouldnt be too scared...
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Torquil Noble
Caldari Eternal Profiteers Galactic Syndicate
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Posted - 2011.01.27 12:45:00 -
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Edited by: Torquil Noble on 27/01/2011 12:46:20
Originally by: SATAN My information may be wrong but are goons not in the middle of taking your space?
Yes [it] is.
The goons are in the middle of trying to take their space!
Your optimism is overtaking your information...
Sometimes the road seems long, and then you realise you're on a roundabout |
polisatanista
Gallente Temnava Legion Species 69
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Posted - 2011.01.27 12:52:00 -
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satan, my dear lover, send sys-k where they belong!!
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viod hawk
Amarr B4D W0LF Systematic-Chaos
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Posted - 2011.01.27 18:23:00 -
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Official response;
F*ck
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SATAN
Amarr BURN EDEN
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Posted - 2011.01.27 19:14:00 -
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Originally by: viod hawk Official response;
F*ck
While I have your attention please use a spell checker next time, people may take you more seriously.
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Lexa Hellfury
Caldari Stimulus Rote Kapelle
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Posted - 2011.01.27 20:37:00 -
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I don't understand how people who are so incapable of forming an articulate sentence or a coherent are able to get so many people to follow them. --------------------------------------------------------------------
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TZeer
Caldari BURN EDEN
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Posted - 2011.01.27 21:26:00 -
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Originally by: Lexa Hellfury I don't understand how people who are so incapable of forming an articulate sentence or a coherent are able to get so many people to follow them.
Thats until you actually see/meet the people following him....
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DeadDuck
Amarr Cutting Edge Incorporated RAZOR Alliance
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Posted - 2011.01.27 21:55:00 -
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Don't know if it will work for Sys K but god dam I loved to read viod hawk mail
Strength and Honour |
Yinamoto
Minmatar Blue Republic
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Posted - 2011.01.28 00:36:00 -
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Confirming Void Hawk is indeed a bell end
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Sa'Shena
Amarr Nomad LLP Wayfarer Stellar Initiative
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Posted - 2011.01.28 01:46:00 -
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Originally by: Lexa Hellfury I don't understand how people who are so incapable of forming an articulate sentence or a coherent are able to get so many people to follow them.
I'm with Lexa, the whole mail makes my eyes bleed.
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Skyreth
Gallente StarFleet Enterprises Systematic-Chaos
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Posted - 2011.01.28 05:32:00 -
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We mightn't be the mightiest, we mightn't be the biggest...but one things for sure, we sure as hell don't give a rats what people think.
As noted, we stick by our allies. Just sad that the entire north has to come down to us to beat us.
Even if we are forced out of our space, we are sticking around to make you regret it.
Yours sincerely, BITE ME!
You think your lag is bad? It took Jesus 3 days to respawn! |
RuckaLucka Ali
Gallente GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2011.01.28 06:17:00 -
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Il mittani manda i suoi saluti
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Rahabim Dumah
Amarr Death Incarnate INC Important Internet Spaceship League
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Posted - 2011.01.28 06:29:00 -
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Originally by: Skyreth We mightn't be the mightiest, we mightn't be the biggest...but one things for sure, we sure as hell don't give a rats what people think.
As noted, we stick by our allies. Just sad that the entire north has to come down to us to beat us.
Even if we are forced out of our space, we are sticking around to make you regret it.
Yours sincerely, BITE ME!
Funny, because no one actually cares about you, and the only fight you're getting from NC/CF are the ones who were dumb enough to be meat shields for IT in Fountain with no real protection or hell, barely a staging point now that 6VDT-H is under siege. It's Burn Eden and the Stain Wagon that's actively attacking you because you're made yourselves dumb, easy prey by abandoning PB and going to IT's aide. Even IF IT were to succeed in their defense of Fountain and/or Delve, which they wont, do you really think they would waste more valuable assets trying to fight another war for you guys then? All you did was open an invitation to get ****d by Burn Eden and Stainwagon, while being meatshields for what's left of IT to get stuff out of Delve. Sorry for your loss. ;-)
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Rhes
Minmatar GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2011.01.28 07:50:00 -
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Originally by: Skyreth Even if we are forced out of our space, we are sticking around to make you regret it.
Cool...you can team up with the three or four guys left in TALOS who are doing the same thing.
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Skyreth
Gallente StarFleet Enterprises Systematic-Chaos
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Posted - 2011.01.28 09:03:00 -
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Edited by: Skyreth on 28/01/2011 09:03:46
Originally by: Rahabim Dumah Funny, because no one actually cares about you, and the only fight you're getting from NC/CF are the ones who were dumb enough to be meat shields for IT in Fountain with no real protection or hell, barely a staging point now that 6VDT-H is under siege. It's Burn Eden and the Stain Wagon that's actively attacking you because you're made yourselves dumb, easy prey by abandoning PB and going to IT's aide. Even IF IT were to succeed in their defense of Fountain and/or Delve, which they wont, do you really think they would waste more valuable assets trying to fight another war for you guys then? All you did was open an invitation to get ****d by Burn Eden and Stainwagon, while being meatshields for what's left of IT to get stuff out of Delve. Sorry for your loss. ;-)
1st- Sentence and paragraph structuring, learn how to use it...please. 2nd- Pay attention. Seriously. Have you not noticed we haven't done jack in 6VDT? Have you not noticed we are focusing elsewhere? I would ask if you were that slow witted...but after reading *points up* that...yeah, dont need to.
We arent afraid of you, we dont care if we lose. Its a damn game and if you do beat us, its only a matter of time before you lot fall apart and/or we hit a weak spot. So continue to stroke your e-peen, because in the end, no one cares what you think...its not going to effect us shooting you and causing some damage...no matter the outcome.
As for your almighty strength and power...ive been running canes through your oh so powerful gate camps and past your fleets since you lot attacked and i haven't lost a single one yet. You are accomplishing nothing. Learn how to fly your ships properly, then come see me bout a fight.
You think your lag is bad? It took Jesus 3 days to respawn! |
Derwent
Caldari Deez Nuts. Nut Up Or Shut Up.
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Posted - 2011.01.28 09:18:00 -
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my guess is that this guy is no older than 17y/o. c/d?
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Skyreth
Gallente StarFleet Enterprises Systematic-Chaos
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Posted - 2011.01.28 10:44:00 -
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Originally by: Derwent my guess is that this guy is no older than 17y/o. c/d?
If you're referring to me, I'm 21. I just despise people that make fun of friends. If you aren't referring to me, my apologies.
Now since the majority of people that would post here would be NC, or their friends...I'll just say this. Making fun of people you've never met, nor really had a good and normal conversation with is more of an insult upon yourself and reflects poorly on you and those you represent. Furthermore, at least our allies know we will stick by them against any odds.
(Before you comment on what i said, my remarks so far have been aimed at specific people. I know several members from Alliances involved in the war and respect and like them. So don't try to turn my own words against me).
You think your lag is bad? It took Jesus 3 days to respawn! |
Pikey Scum
Minmatar StarFleet Enterprises Systematic-Chaos
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Posted - 2011.01.28 11:41:00 -
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Originally by: Skyreth
Originally by: Derwent my guess is that this guy is no older than 17y/o. c/d?
If you're referring to me, I'm 21. I just despise people that make fun of friends. If you aren't referring to me, my apologies.
Now since the majority of people that would post here would be NC, or their friends...I'll just say this. Making fun of people you've never met, nor really had a good and normal conversation with is more of an insult upon yourself and reflects poorly on you and those you represent. Furthermore, at least our allies know we will stick by them against any odds.
(Before you comment on what i said, my remarks so far have been aimed at specific people. I know several members from Alliances involved in the war and respect and like them. So don't try to turn my own words against me).
*Pikey hands a shovel to Skyreth*
Keep digging mate. CAOD is troll and you are giving them more than enough ammunition to troll with.. My advice is shhh and let the children poke there fun...
*Pikey grabs comfort blanket and rolls back over to hide from the nasty men*
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bR Fortuna
Caldari Muppet Factory Northern Coalition.
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Posted - 2011.01.28 16:07:00 -
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Who needs spell check when we have Quafe.
Its raining men, and I dont have an umbrella.
@ the starfleet guy, like EvE these are just forums, so cool it with the emotions. The only forums that need be taken seriously are the ones on how to build the perfect knight elf.
I really really like quafe.
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SATAN
Amarr BURN EDEN
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Posted - 2011.01.28 16:44:00 -
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Originally by: Skyreth We mightn't be the mightiest, we mightn't be the biggest...but one things for sure, we sure as hell don't give a rats what people think.
As noted, we stick by our allies. Just sad that the entire north has to come down to us to beat us.
Even if we are forced out of our space, we are sticking around to make you regret it.
Yours sincerely, BITE ME!
We just thought it was a funny and informative Corp mail, which then was sent to the entire alliance. But you go on with your ramblings they are proving to be as entertaining, in the famous words of Oprah? Go on girl...
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Pikey Scum
Minmatar StarFleet Enterprises Systematic-Chaos
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Posted - 2011.01.28 17:36:00 -
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Originally by: SATAN
We just thought it was a funny and informative Corp mail, which then was sent to the entire alliance. But you go on with your ramblings they are proving to be as entertaining, in the famous words of Oprah? Go on girl...
To be fair it was. Made most of us chuckle. As for his ramblings i believe his comments were heartfelt, but maybe didnt take into account the target audience. I on the other hand have finished my menstrual period for this month and am thinking more clearly.
We are now taking our toys back home and letting the regular CAOD posters continue with the flames. (i believe i may have left an opening here for a sharp witted comment or two...)
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xKillswitchx
Caldari Reliables Inc Majesta Empire
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Posted - 2011.01.28 19:24:00 -
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If that was meant to be inspirational I'd just go ahead and shoot myself. Wow, talk about sounding like an idiot...and sysk things people actually take them serious.
You guys used to be a tough solid alliance...now I'm not so sure.
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Tu Ko
Gallente Honored By Death Galactic Syndicate
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Posted - 2011.01.29 03:05:00 -
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Remember what I told you in Volition Cult. this too.
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Skyreth
Gallente StarFleet Enterprises Systematic-Chaos
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Posted - 2011.01.29 03:31:00 -
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Edited by: Skyreth on 29/01/2011 03:41:09 If im using smilies and saying things like "bite me"...then there is a fair chance im not being serious but i'll just let you lot go on with whatever helps you sleep better at night
EDIT: Because im a lazy troll, ima just edit this for Wombat (post under this one). If you are going to make an attempt at calling me immature, you may want to try it more maturely yourself
You think your lag is bad? It took Jesus 3 days to respawn! |
Wombat942
Minmatar The Hatchery
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Posted - 2011.01.29 03:34:00 -
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Originally by: Skyreth
Originally by: Derwent my guess is that this guy is no older than 17y/o. c/d?
If you're referring to me, I'm 21. I just despise people that make fun of friends. If you aren't referring to me, my apologies.
GUYS GUYS IM NOT 17 IM 21
*thinks he still isn't a child*
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Gixxer 1000
Caldari Ceptacemia Systematic-Chaos
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Posted - 2011.01.29 04:10:00 -
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Originally by: SATAN
Originally by: Skyreth We mightn't be the mightiest, we mightn't be the biggest...but one things for sure, we sure as hell don't give a rats what people think.
As noted, we stick by our allies. Just sad that the entire north has to come down to us to beat us.
Even if we are forced out of our space, we are sticking around to make you regret it.
Yours sincerely, BITE ME!
We just thought it was a funny and informative Corp mail, which then was sent to the entire alliance. But you go on with your ramblings they are proving to be as entertaining, in the famous words of Oprah? Go on girl...
Satan, don't upset the sisters, not a good thing I can tell you from experience. The proper term is "You go girl". Just to make sure, I'll force upon myself a few Oprah shows just to make sure, god help me...
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Samathiaa
Amarr Phantom Squad Systematic-Chaos
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Posted - 2011.01.29 06:10:00 -
[51]
TLDR please?
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Shinma Apollo
Caldari BURN EDEN
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Posted - 2011.01.29 09:50:00 -
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Originally by: Samathiaa TLDR please?
tl;dr WE DIDN'T LISTEN!
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xCassiopiax
Caldari Intergalactic Syndicate Galactic Syndicate
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Posted - 2011.01.29 10:23:00 -
[53]
*Wonders why there are so many Sys-K Phails threadnaughts, why even bother, now querieing mighty internet spaceship masters of the North for a reason. Plus, where do i do to surrender?
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Gixxer 1000
Caldari Ceptacemia Systematic-Chaos
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Posted - 2011.01.31 09:18:00 -
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Originally by: Rahabim Dumah
Originally by: Skyreth We mightn't be the mightiest, we mightn't be the biggest...but one things for sure, we sure as hell don't give a rats what people think.
As noted, we stick by our allies. Just sad that the entire north has to come down to us to beat us.
Even if we are forced out of our space, we are sticking around to make you regret it.
Yours sincerely, BITE ME!
Funny, because no one actually cares about you, and the only fight you're getting from NC/CF are the ones who were dumb enough to be meat shields for IT in Fountain with no real protection or hell, barely a staging point now that 6VDT-H is under siege. It's Burn Eden and the Stain Wagon that's actively attacking you because you're made yourselves dumb, easy prey by abandoning PB and going to IT's aide. Even IF IT were to succeed in their defense of Fountain and/or Delve, which they wont, do you really think they would waste more valuable assets trying to fight another war for you guys then? All you did was open an invitation to get ****d by Burn Eden and Stainwagon, while being meatshields for what's left of IT to get stuff out of Delve. Sorry for your loss. ;-)
Funny, cause we just laugh at how many times SYS-K is brought up, good or bad, for not being cared about as you so state. Seriously, we don't give a rat's arse what anyone thinks, especially a goon pet wanna-be. But, please keep us relevant by posting stuff about us, gives us purpose and keeps us logging in!!!
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polisatanista
Gallente Temnava Legion Species 69
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Posted - 2011.01.31 09:26:00 -
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Originally by: Pikey scum We are now taking our toys back home and letting the regular CAOD posters continue with the flames. (i believe i may have left an opening here for a sharp witted comment or two...)
sweeeet tears! i like to lick them ->
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Take Enemy
Amarr B4D W0LF Systematic-Chaos
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Posted - 2011.01.31 09:33:00 -
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Originally by: Lexa Hellfury I don't understand how people who are so incapable of forming an articulate sentence or a coherent are able to get so many people to follow them.
Because maybe what you are seeing is what we want you to see? Our corp speaks for itself on the field. May not have buckets of isk, but whatever, we hold our own.
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Pikey Scum
Minmatar StarFleet Enterprises Systematic-Chaos
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Posted - 2011.01.31 14:26:00 -
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Originally by: polisatanista
Originally by: Pikey scum We are now taking our toys back home and letting the regular CAOD posters continue with the flames. (i believe i may have left an opening here for a sharp witted comment or two...)
sweeeet tears! i like to lick them ->
I believe i stated i left an opening for a sharp witted comment or two.... This clearly isnt it... Care to try again with something a little more imaginative?
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Om'en
Minmatar Hyperion LTD.
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Posted - 2011.01.31 14:28:00 -
[58]
SYS-K Drakes to replace the loss of X13 caps and Finfleet.. a most excellent trade imo Molle is a ****n Genius!!!
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Queen Boxxy
Caldari Autistic Sharks Test Alliance Please Ignore
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Posted - 2011.01.31 15:18:00 -
[59]
IT: SYSK COMES SAVE US IN FOUNTAIN!!! SYSK: We are poor and cant reimburse any of our ships. Will you help us out? Also what if Period basis gets attacked?
IT: No we only have 1000 billion isk... we cant even reimburse our NA timezone pilots. Come save us... dont worry nobody will attack you guys even though it's publicly known nobody is there protecting it.
SYSK: I HATE GOONS! ALL HAIL MOLLE!
IN b4 they lose their space and get nowhere in fountain. Once again Bob abuse pets. ---------------------------- ok so hi. my name is boxxy. people know me as queen boxxy. |
polisatanista
Gallente Temnava Legion Species 69
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Posted - 2011.01.31 16:16:00 -
[60]
Originally by: Pikey scum
Originally by: polisatanista
Originally by: Pikey scum We are now taking our toys back home and letting the regular CAOD posters continue with the flames. (i believe i may have left an opening here for a sharp witted comment or two...)
sweeeet tears! i like to lick them ->
I believe i stated i left an opening for a sharp witted comment or two.... This clearly isnt it... Care to try again with something a little more imaginative?
yes, of course... sys-k tears... so sweet... can't stand the sweetness...
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Kerensky White
Minmatar GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2011.01.31 16:51:00 -
[61]
So where was Sys-K anyway?
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polisatanista
Gallente Temnava Legion Species 69
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Posted - 2011.01.31 16:56:00 -
[62]
Originally by: Kerensky White So where was Sys-K anyway?
they couldn't find a way to fountain because of all those tears in their eyes... they are so sweeet
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Pikey Scum
Minmatar StarFleet Enterprises Systematic-Chaos
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Posted - 2011.01.31 17:33:00 -
[63]
Originally by: polisatanista
Originally by: Kerensky White So where was Sys-K anyway?
they couldn't find a way to fountain because of all those tears in their eyes... they are so sweeet
It really hasnt improved. Could i suggest maybe moving away from your tears theme. Its been done to death in so many other threads. I'm asking for creativity and wit. Very disappointing... <--- (huge opening here) hint hint..
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Kerensky White
Minmatar GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2011.01.31 17:46:00 -
[64]
Originally by: Pikey scum
Originally by: polisatanista
Originally by: Kerensky White So where was Sys-K anyway?
they couldn't find a way to fountain because of all those tears in their eyes... they are so sweeet
It really hasnt improved. Could i suggest maybe moving away from your tears theme. Its been done to death in so many other threads. I'm asking for creativity and wit. Very disappointing... <--- (huge opening here) hint hint..
So you were scared off by goatse is what you're saying.
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Gixxer 1000
Caldari Ceptacemia Systematic-Chaos
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Posted - 2011.01.31 18:01:00 -
[65]
Originally by: Kerensky White So where was Sys-K anyway?
Over at your Mom's house, thanks for the fish!
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Kerensky White
Minmatar GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2011.01.31 18:07:00 -
[66]
Originally by: Gixxer 1000
Originally by: Kerensky White So where was Sys-K anyway?
Over at your Mom's house, thanks for the fish!
Figures that tramp would get all the fun. I hope you wrapped it though, otherwise you're bringing more than just a story home.
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Gixxer 1000
Caldari Ceptacemia Systematic-Chaos
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Posted - 2011.01.31 18:16:00 -
[67]
Originally by: Kerensky White
Originally by: Gixxer 1000
Originally by: Kerensky White So where was Sys-K anyway?
Over at your Mom's house, thanks for the fish!
Figures that tramp would get all the fun. I hope you wrapped it though, otherwise you're bringing more than just a story home.
Maybe a "Gift that keeps giving" kind of thing? Wow, Christmas just keeps coming, thanks! PS: I doubt she even knew I was there, while touring "the cave" I found this dude and helped him find his car keys, we drove his Buick out and had a beer and some BBQ.
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polisatanista
Gallente Temnava Legion Species 69
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Posted - 2011.01.31 18:21:00 -
[68]
Originally by: Pikey scum
Originally by: polisatanista
Originally by: Kerensky White So where was Sys-K anyway?
they couldn't find a way to fountain because of all those tears in their eyes... they are so sweeet
It really hasnt improved. Could i suggest maybe moving away from your tears theme. Its been done to death in so many other threads. I'm asking for creativity and wit. Very disappointing... <--- (huge opening here) hint hint..
ok, i will talk a little about sweetness then... it is so sweet to see sys-k members can't deal with the fact that their tears are incredibly sweet... lick-lick
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Gixxer 1000
Caldari Ceptacemia Systematic-Chaos
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Posted - 2011.01.31 18:42:00 -
[69]
Originally by: polisatanista
Originally by: Pikey scum
Originally by: polisatanista
Originally by: Kerensky White So where was Sys-K anyway?
they couldn't find a way to fountain because of all those tears in their eyes... they are so sweeet
It really hasnt improved. Could i suggest maybe moving away from your tears theme. Its been done to death in so many other threads. I'm asking for creativity and wit. Very disappointing... <--- (huge opening here) hint hint..
ok, i will talk a little about sweetness then... it is so sweet to see sys-k members can't deal with the fact that their tears are incredibly sweet... lick-lick
polisatanista, show me on the doll where that bad SYS-K member touched you. I know you enjoyed it, but still want to know. Or, did one of us kill you and caused you a bunch of emo-rage where you beat up your boyfriend and licked the dogs' balls?
Seriously, let it go man, we aren't sorry for what we did to you and never will be. And, trust me when I say, the only tears coming from us are from laughing so hard at how popular we are. For such a terrible alliance as SYS-K, we find it quite amazing and love all the attention. The relevance is wonderful!
Now, just keep posting and we can keep SYS-K in the limelight and feeling important. Thanks in advance!
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Pikey Scum
Minmatar StarFleet Enterprises Systematic-Chaos
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Posted - 2011.01.31 19:21:00 -
[70]
Originally by: polisatanista
It really hasnt improved. Could i suggest maybe moving away from your tears theme. Its been done to death in so many other threads. I'm asking for creativity and wit. Very disappointing... <--- (huge opening here) hint hint..
ok, i will talk a little about sweetness then... it is so sweet to see sys-k members can't deal with the fact that their tears are incredibly sweet... lick-lick
I believe a village somewhere may be missing there idiot.....
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Kerensky White
Minmatar GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2011.01.31 19:39:00 -
[71]
Originally by: Pikey scum
I believe a village somewhere may be missing there idiot.....
You better go back their.
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Pikey Scum
Minmatar StarFleet Enterprises Systematic-Chaos
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Posted - 2011.01.31 19:57:00 -
[72]
Wow... Good come back... Well constructed and thought out...
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Kerensky White
Minmatar GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2011.01.31 20:07:00 -
[73]
The best part is waiting to see how long it takes you to realize exactly how I'm mocking you.
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Pikey Scum
Minmatar StarFleet Enterprises Systematic-Chaos
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Posted - 2011.01.31 20:34:00 -
[74]
Originally by: Kerensky White The best part is waiting to see how long it takes you to realize exactly how I'm mocking you.
Grab some popcorn and a coke sweetheart... It may take some time...
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polisatanista
Gallente Temnava Legion Species 69
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Posted - 2011.01.31 21:24:00 -
[75]
Edited by: polisatanista on 31/01/2011 21:28:00
Originally by: Gixxer 1000
polisatanista, show me on the doll where that bad SYS-K member touched you. I know you enjoyed it, but still want to know. Or, did one of us kill you and caused you a bunch of emo-rage where you beat up your boyfriend and licked the dogs' balls?
Seriously, let it go man, we aren't sorry for what we did to you and never will be. And, trust me when I say, the only tears coming from us are from laughing so hard at how popular we are. For such a terrible alliance as SYS-K, we find it quite amazing and love all the attention. The relevance is wonderful!
Now, just keep posting and we can keep SYS-K in the limelight and feeling important. Thanks in advance!
nah... you didn't kill me, and if you did i wouldn't whine about it... i just don't like sys-k arrogant attitude... plus you were helping (or at least trying to help) IT, which i can't stand from day one... and you should know not to argue with 7 years old idiot... people might not see the difference...
watch out not to drown in your own tears! licky-lick
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Chib
Minmatar Drunken Wookies BricK sQuAD.
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Posted - 2011.01.31 23:35:00 -
[76]
Originally by: Skyreth We mightn't be the mightiest, we mightn't be the biggest...but one things for sure, we sure as hell don't give a rats what people think.
As noted, we stick by our allies. Just sad that the entire north has to come down to us to beat us.
Even if we are forced out of our space, we are sticking around to make you regret it.
Yours sincerely, BITE ME!
HA tell that to mass when you guys flipped sides on them because you were too scared of SE/COVEN ---------------------------------------------
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Aerious
Caldari Martyr's Vengence Test Alliance Please Ignore
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Posted - 2011.02.01 08:50:00 -
[77]
Sys-k renamed to Sys-jk |
Llondon Hilton
Minmatar Evolution IT Alliance
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Posted - 2011.02.02 08:59:00 -
[78]
Originally by: SATANConfirming that we "Burn Eden" are half of eve.[/quote
Re-confirming EVE would not be EVE without Burn Eden.
FUN is what it's all about; no matter what "side" you're on. The older folks in game have mixed up in everybody's sand and fought friends as enemies and made friends with enemies. And, the history just goes round and round.
Much respect to the close knit groups of friends who always stick together no matter what.
Still, I blame you SATAN, for *everything*
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Manks Girl
Caldari Oberon Incorporated Morsus Mihi
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Posted - 2011.02.02 10:06:00 -
[79]
Originally by: SATAN OMG PB IS F**KED SELL UR SH*T ! From: viod hawk Sent: 2011.01.25 20:49 To: B4D W0LF,
O.k. Ladies is PB f**ked. eventually , yes. everything burns in EVE sooner or later. So , is it f**ked today? NO
Is it f**ked tomorrow - No
Is it f**ked next week - maybe ________________________________ omg we should stay and defend home space f**k IT and save our rat loot !!
umm , NO , 1 , we aren't pu**ies and don't abandon our allies.
2 , the best way to defend PB is to stop the invasion where it's currently at. If IT falls , then PB is surrounded by reds and it's logistics totally cut off. **************** we're all going to get ASS ****D OMG !!!
ya could happen . so f**king what. Seriously , wtf is the worst that can happen? Are those mean reds so awesome that when they pod you it force unistalls EVE leaving you stuck for life as a fat gay Elf in WOW? Harden the f**k up. ********* OMG , what about all my stuffs \*/ ??!?!??!
o.k. if you have sh*t worth a f**k ton of isk AND it's an item hard to resell , then sure , move it into lo sec with you on your way to the front lines. The first f**got to contract me a goddman station can full of f**king rat loot , will get fist f**ked , in the ass , by Andre The Giant. ************************* OMG , where are we going ?!?!?!?! --------- that f**king way ----------- or in other words , ; to be announced. ********************************* My time zone is f**ked up /// I will be afk this week /////// i'm a f*g , tell me when it's safe to log back in so I can rat ..... yada yada yada... there will be sh*t loads of trains and cyno's etc going for days. As always , I will lose mad sleep , and make my presence known on all time zones as this progresses. *************************************** Can I brings da dreads to lowsec for safe keeping and or deployement? Yes ******************** Is Bruin a f*g Yes ************************************* Can you convo me ? no , go f**k yourself. ****************************** Where's all our cyno spots?
Go f**k your self some more. ********************************** What about clones and offices
Corp tab is your friend , so is Dotlan , we have offices in YZ-LQL , and next door to 6VDT with clone services. ********************************* Should I stay in my implants?
stop asking so many goddamn questions ***************************** What should I bring?
Drakes , drakes , and lots of bombers and as much ammo as will fit in the bays. ********************************** Is Bruin really a f*g ? Yes , we have video documentaion. ************************************ 5 billion isk says that I get asked a question that was answered here within 5 minutes of me getting on teamspeak. ***************************************** How can I help?
I need minmatar frigates PROBE , sh*t loeads of them. I need extra cyno gens , I need you to carry extra liquid ozone and carrier fuel. Make stashes of fuel along the route. Help haul sh*t for guys that dont have a carrier yet , which is pretty few tbh. *************************************
Hawk
Hawk,
You have a potty mouth, your extensive use of swear words is making them meaningless. Please be polite and don't swear so much your making posting juicy stuff like this a chore because of the editing.
Thanks for the mail
+1 would read again
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Skyreth
Gallente StarFleet Enterprises Systematic-Chaos
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Posted - 2011.02.02 11:22:00 -
[80]
Originally by: Kerensky White You better go back their.
Its "there". Say it together now, "there".
I think its amazing. You lot troll about us just as much as you complain about the CCP/iT conspiracy...perhaps the 2 are related. Would a hug make you feel better? Keep it coming, still a few mins of DT left yet.
You think your lag is bad? It took Jesus 3 days to respawn! |
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Shinma Apollo
Caldari BURN EDEN
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Posted - 2011.02.02 12:04:00 -
[81]
Dear sys-k posters,
I'll go ahead and end this trainwreck of stupid. For free even!
Originally by: Pikey scum
I believe a village somewhere may be missing there idiot.....
Notice here, how when calling someone stupid, Pikey scum happens to use the wrong hominem.
Following this,
Originally by: Kerensky White
You better go back their.
Kerensky White is mocking Pikey scum by intentionally using the wrong 'there' to point out the fallibility of calling someone stupid whilst making a very simply diction mistake. Subsequent replies that seem not to recognize this do not help the sys-k poster, who focuses on the statement, but misses the grammatical jab.
hope that helps.
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Kruselloyne
Amarr United Systems Navy Wildly Inappropriate.
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Posted - 2011.02.02 12:32:00 -
[82]
confirming viod hawk is indeed American, can't spell worth ****, and is a pretty good guy.
brief corpmate a few years ago. i liked him. this made me lol
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Skyreth
Gallente StarFleet Enterprises Systematic-Chaos
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Posted - 2011.02.02 12:47:00 -
[83]
Originally by: Shinma Apollo ...stuff...
True, however this is nothing more than a troll war. My job is not to proof read my own alliance members, but rather pick at everyone else. At this stage, all general subjects that could be used against Goon and Test have been used, so now I'm grabbing at anything that i can use.
I thank you for correcting me however.
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davet517
Caldari Body Count Inc. Cascade Imminent
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Posted - 2011.02.02 13:30:00 -
[84]
This mail is a fake.
A real viod hawk mail would have roughly twice as many references to gays, gayness, ***s, ***gotry, and various forms of sodomy.
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Kruselloyne
Amarr United Systems Navy Wildly Inappropriate.
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Posted - 2011.02.03 06:10:00 -
[85]
Originally by: davet517 This mail is a fake.
A real viod hawk mail would have roughly twice as many references to gays, gayness, ***s, ***gotry, and various forms of sodomy.
this
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Lady Lard
Caldari F.R.E.E. Explorer The Initiative.
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Posted - 2011.02.03 08:28:00 -
[86]
Wait what ?
Romanian legion are master trollers and live on these forums to madbro everyone. and yet.... they have not posted yet in this very-pb-concerned thread ?
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Kruselloyne
Amarr United Systems Navy Wildly Inappropriate.
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Posted - 2011.02.03 09:25:00 -
[87]
probably because its a stupid thread, just sayin
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Pikey Scum
Minmatar StarFleet Enterprises Systematic-Chaos
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Posted - 2011.02.03 17:54:00 -
[88]
Originally by: Shinma Apollo Dear sys-k posters,
I'll go ahead and end this trainwreck of stupid. For free even!
Originally by: Pikey scum
I believe a village somewhere may be missing there idiot.....
Notice here, how when calling someone stupid, Pikey scum happens to use the wrong hominem.
Following this,
Originally by: Kerensky White
You better go back their.
Kerensky White is mocking Pikey scum by intentionally using the wrong 'there' to point out the fallibility of calling someone stupid whilst making a very simply diction mistake. Subsequent replies that seem not to recognize this do not help the sys-k poster, who focuses on the statement, but misses the grammatical jab.
hope that helps.
Respect due to the poster on this one. A well thought out and analytical piece.
I've been too busy working in RL to spend the time in a darkened room, with a copy of the oxford english dictionary abusing myself till i'm blind to have noticed the subtleties of the original post.
I have been weighed, measured and found wanting...
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Alaxen
Caldari Paragon Fury Cascade Imminent
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Posted - 2011.02.04 00:17:00 -
[89]
Originally by: Pikey scum I've been too busy working in RL to spend the time in a darkened room, with a copy of the oxford english dictionary abusing myself till i'm blind to have noticed the subtleties of the original post.
Why not make more posts on CAOD about how busy you are in 'RL'?
More haste, less speed. Consider that whilst you're evacuating assets from Period Basis. --
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Frau Klaps
Amarr Trillionaire High-Rollers Suicidal Bassoon Orkesta
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Posted - 2011.02.04 01:50:00 -
[90]
Good luck sys-k, props for fighting to the end and upsetting the CAOD weenies ---
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SATAN
Amarr BURN EDEN
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Posted - 2011.02.04 02:18:00 -
[91]
Originally by: Frau Klaps Good luck sys-k, props for fighting to the end and upsetting the CAOD weenies
We were actually watching Sys k last night when the wagon came for them and they fought. Believe me when I tell you that it was the last thing we expected cause they would not even fight our gangs when it was 10vs100.
But in the end they grew a pair and even lost some carriers over it.
Would have been an interesting fight if everyone just left Sys k and the Romanians to fight it out my bet is that Sys K would win.
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Pikey Scum
Minmatar StarFleet Enterprises Systematic-Chaos
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Posted - 2011.02.04 20:30:00 -
[92]
Originally by: Alaxen
Originally by: Pikey scum I've been too busy working in RL to spend the time in a darkened room, with a copy of the oxford english dictionary abusing myself till i'm blind to have noticed the subtleties of the original post.
Why not make more posts on CAOD about how busy you are in 'RL'?
More haste, less speed. Consider that whilst you're evacuating assets from Period Basis.
To answer your questions...
Point one: That would be patently boring wouldnt it? Contrary to popular opinion i'm not a rent boy, so there really are no exciting stories about a well hung chap and a tub of vaseline to report to you.
Point two: All expensive stuff is already out, but thank you for the concern.
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Pikey Scum
Minmatar StarFleet Enterprises Systematic-Chaos
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Posted - 2011.02.04 20:35:00 -
[93]
Edited by: Pikey scum on 04/02/2011 20:36:07
Originally by: SATAN
Originally by: Frau Klaps Good luck sys-k, props for fighting to the end and upsetting the CAOD weenies
We were actually watching Sys k last night when the wagon came for them and they fought. Believe me when I tell you that it was the last thing we expected cause they would not even fight our gangs when it was 10vs100.
But in the end they grew a pair and even lost some carriers over it.
Would have been an interesting fight if everyone just left Sys k and the Romanians to fight it out my bet is that Sys K would win.
Kind words SATAN. Whilst you may be the horseman of the apocalypse when you show up uninvited to local systems, you are good at what you do. Thats not me on my knees before you with your member in my mouth, just saying...good tactics and execution.
Please fell free to leave it to the Romanians and us if you wish...
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Shinma Apollo
Caldari BURN EDEN
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Posted - 2011.02.04 21:05:00 -
[94]
In fairness, we're killing roughly equal amounts of both you and the romulans. They made the mistake of shooting at one of us when we were dropping one of you, and are now reaping what they've sewn.
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Elleeri
Gallente ROMANIA Renegades ROMANIAN-LEGION
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Posted - 2011.02.04 22:44:00 -
[95]
Edited by: Elleeri on 04/02/2011 22:48:39
Originally by: Shinma Apollo In fairness, we're killing roughly equal amounts of both you and the romulans. They made the mistake of shooting at one of us when we were dropping one of you, and are now reaping what they've sewn.
You gonna stick with that story ? srsly ... are you that afraid to admit that you hotdropped our orca ?? gosh ... srsly some ppl in this eve are .... nvm btw its useless and booring what are you guys doing, siting 3hrs to make a kill (ganking idiots ,lemmings) ... ----
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Kitty McKitty
Gallente Trillionaire High-Rollers Suicidal Bassoon Orkesta
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Posted - 2011.02.05 03:18:00 -
[96]
Originally by: Elleeri Edited by: Elleeri on 04/02/2011 22:48:39
Originally by: Shinma Apollo In fairness, we're killing roughly equal amounts of both you and the romulans. They made the mistake of shooting at one of us when we were dropping one of you, and are now reaping what they've sewn.
You gonna stick with that story ? srsly ... are you that afraid to admit that you hotdropped our orca ?? gosh ... srsly some ppl in this eve are .... nvm btw its useless and booring what are you guys doing, siting 3hrs to make a kill (ganking idiots ,lemmings) ...
Posts like this are probably making it more worthwhile for them.
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