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Lord Narg
Minmatar Spruillo Corp
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Posted - 2011.01.26 18:38:00 -
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Im interested in an audit/accountant for the following functions:
1. A basic WTF report on my business, along with a sanitized tl;dr for public consumption. Most intensive part is I wish to have all available data processed into daily averages for, say, the past 2 weeks (expidentures/income/profit). 2. A basic outline or to-do list should I wish to prepare for an IPO. 3. An outline for putting together any future bonds, the last one landed an investor, but mostly landed LOL's. 3. A consultation on direction of business, maximizing profit and ways to best leverage capital for short-medium term returns. 4. A basic WTF report on anything relevant I missed above.
Required is a solid background, MD history, and obviously both wealthy and experienced enough to be above having any personal use for data obtained while being able to provide useful insight.
Mail Lord Narg I will also check this thread.
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Brock Nelson
Caldari T2 Technologies Unlimited SRS.
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Posted - 2011.01.27 03:27:00 -
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*sigh*
Another CP thread somehow managed to find its way into MD...
Originally by: Rheeii
Whats he going to be probing with CORE probes?
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TipsyMcStagger
Caldari Spruillo Corp
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Posted - 2011.01.27 03:48:00 -
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Originally by: Brock Nelson *sigh* brainbubblespasmgibbergibbergibbb
Thanks for the bump.
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Cheque Please
Hot Like Mexico
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Posted - 2011.01.27 04:01:00 -
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Looks like you really enjoy trading --- RL Meeting w/ Chribba
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TipsyMcStagger
Caldari Spruillo Corp
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Posted - 2011.01.27 04:02:00 -
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Originally by: Cheque Please Looks like you really enjoy trading
He tried to escape. It was dealt with.
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Cyaxares II
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Posted - 2011.01.27 07:21:00 -
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Edited by: Cyaxares II on 27/01/2011 07:21:48
Originally by: Brock Nelson *sigh*
Another CP thread somehow managed to find its way into MD...

I don't even...
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Bumblefck
Kerensky Initiatives Beer and Smoke Federation
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Posted - 2011.01.27 10:18:00 -
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Originally by: Brock Nelson *sigh*
Another CP thread somehow managed to find its way into MD...
And look! An (ingame) turd has somehow managed to find it's way into my money sandwich
Kindly STFU and let the OP request his information.
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Caldariftw123
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Posted - 2011.01.27 12:47:00 -
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Edited by: Caldariftw123 on 27/01/2011 12:47:23
Originally by: Bumblefck
Originally by: Brock Nelson *sigh*
Another CP thread somehow managed to find its way into MD...
And look! An (ingame) turd has somehow managed to find it's way into my money sandwich
Kindly STFU and let the OP request his information.
SPRUILLO is a known troll/moron group from all over the boards, why should we take that name seriously here?
But aside from that, there aren't any active auditors that I know of ;)
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Bongo Debbie
Minmatar Trillionaire High-Rollers Suicidal Bassoon Orkesta
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Posted - 2011.01.27 13:00:00 -
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Originally by: Caldariftw123
SPRUILLO is a known troll/moron group from all over the boards, why should we take that name seriously here?
But aside from that, there aren't any active auditors that I know of ;)
highlighted the important bit. ----
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Brock Nelson
Caldari T2 Technologies Unlimited SRS.
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Posted - 2011.01.27 13:14:00 -
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Edited by: Brock Nelson on 27/01/2011 13:16:43
Originally by: Bumblefck
Originally by: Brock Nelson *sigh*
Another CP thread somehow managed to find its way into MD...
And look! An (ingame) turd has somehow managed to find it's way into my money sandwich
Kindly STFU and let the OP request his information.
Kindly STFU, eat your turd sandwich and continue to enjoy your butthurt
Originally by: Rheeii
Whats he going to be probing with CORE probes?
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TipsyMcStagger
Caldari Spruillo Corp
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Posted - 2011.01.27 13:16:00 -
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Edited by: TipsyMcStagger on 27/01/2011 13:16:27
Originally by: Caldariftw123
SPRUILLO is a known troll/moron group from all over the boards, why should we take that name seriously here?
Because I'm a rich troll/moron, and getting richer. And I'm enough of a moron to know when direction and input is needed. That's a leg up on 80% of egomaniacs here.
Originally by: Caldariftw123
But aside from that, there aren't any active auditors that I know of ;)
Took all these posts for 1 useful answer.
I'm being accused of breaking out of C&P? what a bunch of hypocritics I can leave C&P in C&P, yet it came to me.
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Clown Pron
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Posted - 2011.01.27 13:19:00 -
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Originally by: TipsyMcStagger
Originally by: Caldariftw123
But aside from that, there aren't any active auditors that I know of ;)
Took all these posts for 1 useful answer.
I'm being accused of breaking out of C&P? what a bunch of hypocritics I can leave C&P in C&P, yet it came to me.
Son, you made 2 mistakes. 1, you joined the wrong corp and expected people to respect your post. 2, you posted in market discussion
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Bongo Debbie
Minmatar Trillionaire High-Rollers Suicidal Bassoon Orkesta
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Posted - 2011.01.27 13:42:00 -
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Originally by: Clown Pron Son, you made 2 mistakes. 1, you joined the wrong corp and expected people to respect your post. 2, you posted in market discussion
Tipsy IS Spruillo.
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Caldariftw123
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Posted - 2011.01.27 13:49:00 -
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Originally by: TipsyMcStagger Edited by: TipsyMcStagger on 27/01/2011 13:16:27
Originally by: Caldariftw123
SPRUILLO is a known troll/moron group from all over the boards, why should we take that name seriously here?
Because I'm a rich troll/moron, and getting richer. And I'm enough of a moron to know when direction and input is needed. That's a leg up on 80% of egomaniacs here.
Originally by: Caldariftw123
But aside from that, there aren't any active auditors that I know of ;)
Took all these posts for 1 useful answer.
I'm being accused of breaking out of C&P? what a bunch of hypocritics I can leave C&P in C&P, yet it came to me.
So because you posted in a different section suddenly you should be treated like someone who isn't a moron and a troll all of a sudden? Why should you get respect when you are in fact a moron and a troll everywhere else? I did however answer your question, cause I'm also helpful despite not liking trolls and morons :p
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Bumblefck
Kerensky Initiatives Beer and Smoke Federation
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Posted - 2011.01.27 16:28:00 -
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TBH I vastly prefer Spurillo's trollery to Brock Nelson et al's holier-than-thou MDerry, hence my post
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TipsyMcStagger
Caldari Spruillo Corp
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Posted - 2011.01.27 16:36:00 -
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I'm the Rodney Dangerfield of capsuleers. No respect. I get that.
I can take it, I have a blast running my mouth both ingame and on forums so I earn this treatment fair and square, but I am actually getting quite serious -and- successful when it comes to business and this thread touches upon those matters. Money talks too.
Still open to legitimate offers along those lines.
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Brock Nelson
Caldari T2 Technologies Unlimited SRS.
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Posted - 2011.01.28 01:02:00 -
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Originally by: Bumblefck TBH I vastly prefer Spurillo's trollery to Brock Nelson et al's holier-than-thou MDerry, hence my post
Who are you again? Oh that's right, nobody...
Originally by: Rheeii
Whats he going to be probing with CORE probes?
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TipsyMcStagger
Caldari Spruillo Corp
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Posted - 2011.01.28 03:38:00 -
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Originally by: Brock Nelson
Originally by: Bumblefck TBH I vastly prefer Spurillo's trollery to Brock Nelson et al's holier-than-thou MDerry, hence my post
Who are you again? Oh that's right, nobody...
NO U
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Kalrand
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2011.01.28 04:30:00 -
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Originally by: Clown Pron
Son, you made 2 mistakes. 1, you joined the wrong corp and expected people to respect your post. 2, you posted in market discussion
Funny, people say the same thing to me all the time...
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Liberty Eternal
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Posted - 2011.01.28 05:00:00 -
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Edited by: Liberty Eternal on 28/01/2011 05:01:24 Lord Narg has come here asking for an audit from an established auditor and the only way to establish his business credentials is to conduct such an audit. There is an opportunity here to acquire the facts so hopefully someone will step forward and offer their services.
Edit: And he trolls CP? Good man.
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Kalrand
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2011.01.28 07:16:00 -
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Originally by: Liberty Eternal
Edit: And he trolls CP? Good man.
That's probably the only board that's easier to troll than CAOD.
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Bumblefck
Kerensky Initiatives Beer and Smoke Federation
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Posted - 2011.01.28 10:40:00 -
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Originally by: Brock Nelson
Originally by: Bumblefck TBH I vastly prefer Spurillo's trollery to Brock Nelson et al's holier-than-thou MDerry, hence my post
Who are you again? Oh that's right, nobody...
Just the same as you, buddy.
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