progodlegend
Amarr 101st Space Marine Force Nulli Secunda
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Posted - 2011.02.02 00:44:00 -
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Edited by: progodlegend on 02/02/2011 00:46:42 Alright, so I was going to post something all diplomatic and such, but then one of our diplos sent me this, and I decided it was much better. There are obviously many reasons that aren't mentioned, but I can't edit it with out ruining it, so I figured it was best to just post it as.
"Mon Ami,
Sometimes when things aren't going your way, you have to just keep your head down, close the hatches, pass the munitions, and keep doing what you're doing. Only do it harder, and with more gusto! (This is known inside our alliance as "the Krusty McNugget way of making love")
At other times though, you have to take a step back and consider that maybe what you've been doing over and over again isn't going to work the next time either. Sometimes the six hundred and twenty eighth time just isn't the charm.
Remember that time we tried telling you about that Doctor Phil book we read about dysfunctional relationships? Or when we asked you to come help save YOUR station? The one in Querious, the region that is kind of important if you want to hold on to Delve? And you just sat there fighting Blood Raiders instead of communicating like adults... It hurts, is what it does. Oprah would understand, why can't you?
We've tried getting through to your leadership. But we feel it's just not working out between us. Sorry. We could keep on shouting, but we just can't imagine it would do either of us any good. While we were busy shouting in frustration, we'd be not having any fun. And at this time we believe our feelings are best expressed by that greatest of thinkers and bards, Cyndi Lauper; "Girls just want to have fun. Ooooh, girls just want to have fun."
Effective as of downtime tomorrow, 2nd february 2011, Nulli Secunda will be doing a full standings reset. This approach works with most common household electronics. Here's hoping!
Hugs and Kisses,
Nulli Secunda
P.S.,
The sex wasn't that good either.
D.S"
Credit to Ravcharas of Grey Council for writing that one.
So yep there it is, where we will go, we haven't decided yet, we are open to offers :), but for now, no one is blue.
-progod
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