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Kalrand
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2011.02.16 18:59:00 -
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Originally by: Dr Karsun
Originally by: Kalrand Charles Ponzi
If anybody gives you money after reading these two words... I'm sorry for them.
And apart from that, investing in a deal called "scam:1"... I mean, seriously... What are you doing here? Goons are known scammers and not only that, but you try to scam people in their eyes.
Bad troll should go to the eve general discussion... Or somewhere else in general :P
I told you people there would be some genius who would pop in here and post exactly this.
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Grimhowl
Heroes of NewEden
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Posted - 2011.02.16 19:06:00 -
[62]
Originally by: Kalrand
Originally by: Dr Karsun
Originally by: Kalrand Charles Ponzi
If anybody gives you money after reading these two words... I'm sorry for them.
And apart from that, investing in a deal called "scam:1"... I mean, seriously... What are you doing here? Goons are known scammers and not only that, but you try to scam people in their eyes.
Bad troll should go to the eve general discussion... Or somewhere else in general :P
I told you people there would be some genius who would pop in here and post exactly this.
To be fair, the OP for both bond threads kind of fishes for it. A fair amount of people likely don't understand that it's satire. I, for one, am highly entertained and I can say in earnest that I started coming back to MD just to read about these efforts. Thanks for making the work day go by easier. Hope you're close to filling this out. I'd invest if I weren't poor and slaving for scraps in a low quality wormhole. I don't want the world, I just want your half. |
Two Shots
Caldari GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2011.02.16 19:11:00 -
[63]
Originally by: Grimhowl
Originally by: Kalrand
Originally by: Dr Karsun
Originally by: Kalrand Charles Ponzi
If anybody gives you money after reading these two words... I'm sorry for them.
And apart from that, investing in a deal called "scam:1"... I mean, seriously... What are you doing here? Goons are known scammers and not only that, but you try to scam people in their eyes.
Bad troll should go to the eve general discussion... Or somewhere else in general :P
I told you people there would be some genius who would pop in here and post exactly this.
To be fair, the OP for both bond threads kind of fishes for it. A fair amount of people likely don't understand that it's satire.
This blatant failure to recognize goodposting is the primary reason why those people are and shall always be pubbies. The fact that there is a 10 USD (or 500M ISK) barrier to entrance is a relatively minor hurdle in comparison. I suppose it's not that big a deal, though, considering that people have been vainly trying to understand and demoralize goons since forever.
Two Shots Goonwaffe |
RAW23
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Posted - 2011.02.16 19:25:00 -
[64]
Originally by: Two Shots pubbies etc
I will offer a prize of 7000 isk if you can go for more than 24 hours without posting the word 'pubbies' or drawing attention to the fact that you are a cool Goon and thus better than everyone else.
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Two Shots
Caldari GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2011.02.16 19:33:00 -
[65]
Originally by: RAW23
Originally by: Two Shots pubbies etc
I will offer a prize of 7000 isk if you can go for more than 24 hours without posting the word 'pubbies' or drawing attention to the fact that you are a cool Goon and thus better than everyone else.
Sure, I'll take your money, but I don't know if 7000 isk is worth not being smug.
Two Shots Goonwaffe |
Kalrand
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2011.02.16 19:34:00 -
[66]
Originally by: Two Shots
Sure, I'll take your money, but I don't know if 7000 isk is worth not being smug.
Stop being smug.
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Kalrand
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2011.02.16 19:43:00 -
[67]
This is just a reminder that bonds are still available for purchase!
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Amaroq Dricaldari
Amarr Universal Deathdealing Militia Fusion Alliance
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Posted - 2011.02.16 19:56:00 -
[68]
I only have about 15 Million ISK, so I don't think that I can purchase a Bond. Sorry about that. -- As an Amarr Defector, I chose to become a Mercenary and Industrialist. I also have one goal in mind: Create a new age of peace and prosperity for all four empires. |
Amaroq Dricaldari
Amarr Universal Deathdealing Militia Fusion Alliance
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Posted - 2011.02.16 20:39:00 -
[69]
Hello? -- As an Amarr Defector, I chose to become a Mercenary and Industrialist. I also have one goal in mind: Create a new age of peace and prosperity for all four empires. |
Kalrand
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2011.02.16 20:41:00 -
[70]
Originally by: Amaroq Dricaldari Hello?
Hello.
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Von Bonez
The Airborne Fleet
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Posted - 2011.02.16 21:19:00 -
[71]
Originally by: Amaroq Dricaldari I only have about 15 Million ISK, so I don't think that I can purchase a Bond. Sorry about that.
I'll take your 15m and invest it in this bond |
Amaroq Dricaldari
Amarr Universal Deathdealing Militia Fusion Alliance
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Posted - 2011.02.16 21:28:00 -
[72]
Is there a cheaper way to purchase one? Or do I have to somehow acquire 100,000,000 ISK? -- As an Amarr Defector, I chose to become a Mercenary and Industrialist. I also have one goal in mind: Create a new age of peace and prosperity for all four empires. |
Kalrand
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2011.02.16 21:35:00 -
[73]
Originally by: Amaroq Dricaldari Is there a cheaper way to purchase one? Or do I have to somehow acquire 100,000,000 ISK?
This bond really isn't an appropriate investment for someone with only a little isk to spare. You'll do much better by just buying better guns for your ratting ship.
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Fred Freedom
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2011.02.16 22:40:00 -
[74]
Originally by: Two Shots
Originally by: RAW23
Originally by: Two Shots pubbies etc
I will offer a prize of 7000 isk if you can go for more than 24 hours without posting the word 'pubbies' or drawing attention to the fact that you are a cool Goon and thus better than everyone else.
Sure, I'll take your money, but I don't know if 7000 isk is worth not being smug.
I'll give you 7,000,000 isk to post "pubbies" ITT as many times as possible. The only rule is it has to be part of a coherent post so CCP doesn't delete it.
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Two Shots
Caldari GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2011.02.16 23:34:00 -
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Edited by: Two Shots on 16/02/2011 23:34:21
Originally by: Fred Freedom
Originally by: Two Shots
Originally by: RAW23
Originally by: Two Shots pubbies etc
I will offer a prize of 7000 isk if you can go for more than 24 hours without posting the word '< redacted >' or drawing attention to the fact that you are a cool Goon and thus better than everyone else.
Sure, I'll take your money, but I don't know if 7000 isk is worth not being smug.
I'll give you 7,000,000 isk to post "< redacted >" ITT as many times as possible. The only rule is it has to be part of a coherent post so CCP doesn't delete it.
Is this offer available tomorrow? I kinda wanna wait out the 24-hour timer that RAW23 offered just to see if I get to yell SCAMMER at him for failing to deliver.
Two Shots Goonwaffe |
Misty McGinnity
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Posted - 2011.02.16 23:39:00 -
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Originally by: Kalrand
This bond really isn't an appropriate investment for someone with only a little isk to spare. You'll do much better by just buying better guns for your ratting ship.
Its not really a bond anymore, more of a discussion. you need investors to have a bond. i told you the rapid expansion idea was a bad one. should have waited untill your first bond paid at least some dividends.
Originally by: Kalrand Notice that Misty stopped trying to troll me, and is now after anyone tangentially related to this.
Bonds are still for sale!
(Should I make a thread for you three to fight in?)
Lol.
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Fred Freedom
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2011.02.17 05:06:00 -
[77]
Originally by: Two Shots
Originally by: Fred Freedom
Originally by: Two Shots
Originally by: RAW23
I will offer a prize of 7000 isk if you can go for more than 24 hours without posting the word '< redacted >' or drawing attention to the fact that you are a cool Goon and thus better than everyone else.
Sure, I'll take your money, but I don't know if 7000 isk is worth not being smug.
I'll give you 7,000,000 isk to post "< redacted >" ITT as many times as possible. The only rule is it has to be part of a coherent post so CCP doesn't delete it.
Is this offer available tomorrow? I kinda wanna wait out the 24-hour timer that RAW23 offered just to see if I get to yell SCAMMER at him for failing to deliver.
Please make sure to ping me on Jabber in case I somehow forget.
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Kalrand
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2011.02.17 05:13:00 -
[78]
Originally by: Fred Freedom
Please make sure to ping me on Jabber in case I somehow forget.
This sir, is bad bad posting. You need to learn to be a good bad poster.
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Fred Freedom
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2011.02.17 07:23:00 -
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Good badposts are way too precious to waste on an MD thread for less than a 500m 'security deposit'.
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Amaroq Dricaldari
Amarr Universal Deathdealing Militia Fusion Alliance
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Posted - 2011.02.17 14:44:00 -
[80]
What if I sent you just a few Million and recieved a lower income rate for it? I have just about 15,000,000 ISK in-game. -- As an Amarr Defector, I chose to become a Mercenary and Industrialist. I also have one goal in mind: Create a new age of peace and prosperity for all four empires. |
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Kalrand
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2011.02.17 15:10:00 -
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Originally by: Amaroq Dricaldari What if I sent you just a few Million and recieved a lower income rate for it? I have just about 15,000,000 ISK in-game.
You do realize that I would be sending you 600,000 once a month.
That's really not much.
I can see you're new to the game. Have you thought of asking the people in your corp what would be a good thing for you to put your savings in?
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Claire Voyant
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Posted - 2011.02.17 15:11:00 -
[82]
Originally by: Amaroq Dricaldari What if I sent you just a few Million and recieved a lower income rate for it? I have just about 15,000,000 ISK in-game.
Look at all those zeros! Why would you want more. I am sure you are maxing out your calculator as it is.
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Amaroq Dricaldari
Amarr Universal Deathdealing Militia Fusion Alliance
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Posted - 2011.02.17 15:22:00 -
[83]
The reason I want more:
Two Words: Snake Alpha -- As an Amarr Defector, I chose to become a Mercenary and Industrialist. I also have one goal in mind: Create a new age of peace and prosperity for all four empires. |
Amaroq Dricaldari
Amarr Universal Deathdealing Militia Fusion Alliance
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Posted - 2011.02.17 16:48:00 -
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Edited by: Amaroq Dricaldari on 17/02/2011 16:53:48 Looks like my ISK Loans program already isn't doing too well... I guess I will have to help others but earn money in some other easy way... -- As an Amarr Defector, I chose to become a Mercenary and Industrialist. I also have one goal in mind: Create a new age of peace and prosperity for all four empires. |
Kalrand
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2011.02.17 20:18:00 -
[85]
This is just a reminder that the CPSoBCUUVCBANF Investment System's Totally Fraud Free Bond #2 is still available for sale!
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Kalrand
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2011.02.17 23:11:00 -
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Originally by: Kalrand This is just a reminder that the CPSoBCUUVCBANF Investment System's Totally Fraud Free Bond #2 is still available for sale!
The window for investing in CPSoBCUUVCBANF Investment System's Totally Fraud Free Bond #2 has been withdrawn do to a lack of investor demand.
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Misty McGinnity
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Posted - 2011.02.17 23:23:00 -
[87]
Originally by: Kalrand
The window for investing in CPSoBCUUVCBANF Investment System's Totally Fraud Free Bond #2 has been withdrawn due to solid reasoning by potential investors.
Fixed that for ya.
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Two Shots
Caldari GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2011.02.18 01:01:00 -
[88]
Originally by: Misty McGinnity
Originally by: Kalrand
The window for investing in CPSoBCUUVCBANF Investment System's Totally Fraud Free Bond #2 has been withdrawn due to solid reasoning by potential investors.
Fixed that for ya.
Speaking of stupid pubbies: Hey there mister Angry-Perverted-Avatar!
What's the appeal that pubbies have for making a chick with a rack bigger than any they're ever going to see in real life? It's pubbies like you that give other video game-playing pubbies a bad name. I mean, it's not like I really care what one group of pubbies thinks about another group of pubbies, but when what pubbies think about each other starts to infringe on how other pubbies act towards members of my honorable PVP alliance it gets to me. Don't get me wrong: it's a well-known fact that, be they goons or pubbies, most video game players are male; and thus, be they goons or pubbies, they tend to enjoy the sight of a perky rack. But when there's pubbies reading these threads that Kalrand is posting, and those pubbies get distracted by your monstrous melons, those pubbies get confused and then Kalrand doesn't get ISK from those pubbies so that he can invest those pubbies' moneys into goon ventures. That makes everyone sad, both goons and pubbies alike.
If you really want to do yourself and the rest of the pubbies here on MD a favor, then keep those juggies of yours out of sight of the other pubbies. As much as it pains me to say this, I am encouraging you to stop posting. Now, I know what you're thinking. Some of the more suave and in-the-know pubbies out there might say, "But Two Shots, I thought Goons believed in 'Never Stop Posting' as their posting mantra!". That is true, but there's a reason those pubbies are still pubbies: they don't know how to post a good badpost, much less a goodpost. And I am telling you right now, as someone who's pretty damned accomplished at badposting, that your posting needs to stop--for the sake of the other pubbies, and those other pubbies' wallets full of those other pubbies' space gold. As it stands, those pubbies are not being benefit at all by your attempt to help them; instead, those pubbies are being scared away from this legitimate investment opportunity and will instead go throw their billions at some other pubbies who will take all of their money and walk away laughing. Is that what you want, Mister Defender-of-the-Pubbies, for the pubbies that you've riled-up in this thread to go lose their money to other, less trustworthy pubbies?
I guess that if your ultimate goal is to hurt those pubbies and make them even more distrustful of other pubbies than they already are of Kalrand and us good folk in Goonswarm, then go right on ahead scaring the pubbies away from KalBonds and towards the waiting jaws of other pubbies that are just waiting to be given the opportunity to scam them blind, deaf and dumb. If your goal is to actually help the pubbies, then, I think you ought to reassess your angle and reconsider your options. Pubbies only distrust Goons because of the words of other pubbies. You can help put a stop to that right now. If you can just stop putting unwarranted fear of Goons into the pubbies, then you can play a part in helping those pubbies hold onto their assets. If you are but willing to take this small step, then we can look forward to a brighter tomorrow where Goons and pubbies can invest in the same offerings. Perhaps there may even come a day when other pubbies will come to respect the name "Kalrand," and the honorable PVP alliance Goonswarm Federation of Space Planets.
I have a dream of a future where this is possible. Think of the pubbies, Mister Angry-Pervert-Avatar. Please, think of the pubbies. They have feelings and hopes and dreams that YOU can help them attain.
Two Shots Goonwaffe |
Caldariftw123
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Posted - 2011.02.18 01:02:00 -
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Originally by: Two Shots
Originally by: Misty McGinnity
Originally by: Kalrand
The window for investing in CPSoBCUUVCBANF Investment System's Totally Fraud Free Bond #2 has been withdrawn due to solid reasoning by potential investors.
Fixed that for ya.
Speaking of stupid pubbies: Hey there mister Angry-Perverted-Avatar!
What's the appeal that pubbies have for making a chick with a rack bigger than any they're ever going to see in real life? It's pubbies like you that give other video game-playing pubbies a bad name. I mean, it's not like I really care what one group of pubbies thinks about another group of pubbies, but when what pubbies think about each other starts to infringe on how other pubbies act towards members of my honorable PVP alliance it gets to me. Don't get me wrong: it's a well-known fact that, be they goons or pubbies, most video game players are male; and thus, be they goons or pubbies, they tend to enjoy the sight of a perky rack. But when there's pubbies reading these threads that Kalrand is posting, and those pubbies get distracted by your monstrous melons, those pubbies get confused and then Kalrand doesn't get ISK from those pubbies so that he can invest those pubbies' moneys into goon ventures. That makes everyone sad, both goons and pubbies alike.
If you really want to do yourself and the rest of the pubbies here on MD a favor, then keep those juggies of yours out of sight of the other pubbies. As much as it pains me to say this, I am encouraging you to stop posting. Now, I know what you're thinking. Some of the more suave and in-the-know pubbies out there might say, "But Two Shots, I thought Goons believed in 'Never Stop Posting' as their posting mantra!". That is true, but there's a reason those pubbies are still pubbies: they don't know how to post a good badpost, much less a goodpost. And I am telling you right now, as someone who's pretty damned accomplished at badposting, that your posting needs to stop--for the sake of the other pubbies, and those other pubbies' wallets full of those other pubbies' space gold. As it stands, those pubbies are not being benefit at all by your attempt to help them; instead, those pubbies are being scared away from this legitimate investment opportunity and will instead go throw their billions at some other pubbies who will take all of their money and walk away laughing. Is that what you want, Mister Defender-of-the-Pubbies, for the pubbies that you've riled-up in this thread to go lose their money to other, less trustworthy pubbies?
I guess that if your ultimate goal is to hurt those pubbies and make them even more distrustful of other pubbies than they already are of Kalrand and us good folk in Goonswarm, then go right on ahead scaring the pubbies away from KalBonds and towards the waiting jaws of other pubbies that are just waiting to be given the opportunity to scam them blind, deaf and dumb. If your goal is to actually help the pubbies, then, I think you ought to reassess your angle and reconsider your options. Pubbies only distrust Goons because of the words of other pubbies. You can help put a stop to that right now. If you can just stop putting unwarranted fear of Goons into the pubbies, then you can play a part in helping those pubbies hold onto their assets. If you are but willing to take this small step, then we can look forward to a brighter tomorrow where Goons and pubbies can invest in the same offerings. Perhaps there may even come a day when other pubbies will come to respect the name "Kalrand," and the honorable PVP alliance Goonswarm Federation of Space Planets.
I have a dream of a future where this is possible. Think of the pubbies, Mister Angry-Pervert-Avatar. Please, think of the pubbies. They have feelings and hopes and dreams that YOU can help them attain.
You'll probably get the 7million isk for that.
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trance atlas
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Posted - 2011.02.18 01:15:00 -
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Originally by: Caldariftw123
Originally by: Two Shots
Originally by: Misty McGinnity
Originally by: Kalrand
The window for investing in CPSoBCUUVCBANF Investment System's Totally Fraud Free Bond #2 has been withdrawn due to solid reasoning by potential investors.
Fixed that for ya.
Speaking of stupid pubbies: Hey there mister Angry-Perverted-Avatar!
What's the appeal that pubbies have for making a chick with a rack bigger than any they're ever going to see in real life? It's pubbies like you that give other video game-playing pubbies a bad name. I mean, it's not like I really care what one group of pubbies thinks about another group of pubbies, but when what pubbies think about each other starts to infringe on how other pubbies act towards members of my honorable PVP alliance it gets to me. Don't get me wrong: it's a well-known fact that, be they goons or pubbies, most video game players are male; and thus, be they goons or pubbies, they tend to enjoy the sight of a perky rack. But when there's pubbies reading these threads that Kalrand is posting, and those pubbies get distracted by your monstrous melons, those pubbies get confused and then Kalrand doesn't get ISK from those pubbies so that he can invest those pubbies' moneys into goon ventures. That makes everyone sad, both goons and pubbies alike.
If you really want to do yourself and the rest of the pubbies here on MD a favor, then keep those juggies of yours out of sight of the other pubbies. As much as it pains me to say this, I am encouraging you to stop posting. Now, I know what you're thinking. Some of the more suave and in-the-know pubbies out there might say, "But Two Shots, I thought Goons believed in 'Never Stop Posting' as their posting mantra!". That is true, but there's a reason those pubbies are still pubbies: they don't know how to post a good badpost, much less a goodpost. And I am telling you right now, as someone who's pretty damned accomplished at badposting, that your posting needs to stop--for the sake of the other pubbies, and those other pubbies' wallets full of those other pubbies' space gold. As it stands, those pubbies are not being benefit at all by your attempt to help them; instead, those pubbies are being scared away from this legitimate investment opportunity and will instead go throw their billions at some other pubbies who will take all of their money and walk away laughing. Is that what you want, Mister Defender-of-the-Pubbies, for the pubbies that you've riled-up in this thread to go lose their money to other, less trustworthy pubbies?
I guess that if your ultimate goal is to hurt those pubbies and make them even more distrustful of other pubbies than they already are of Kalrand and us good folk in Goonswarm, then go right on ahead scaring the pubbies away from KalBonds and towards the waiting jaws of other pubbies that are just waiting to be given the opportunity to scam them blind, deaf and dumb. If your goal is to actually help the pubbies, then, I think you ought to reassess your angle and reconsider your options. Pubbies only distrust Goons because of the words of other pubbies. You can help put a stop to that right now. If you can just stop putting unwarranted fear of Goons into the pubbies, then you can play a part in helping those pubbies hold onto their assets. If you are but willing to take this small step, then we can look forward to a brighter tomorrow where Goons and pubbies can invest in the same offerings. Perhaps there may even come a day when other pubbies will come to respect the name "Kalrand," and the honorable PVP alliance Goonswarm Federation of Space Planets.
I have a dream of a future where this is possible. Think of the pubbies, Mister Angry-Pervert-Avatar. Please, think of the pubbies. They have feelings and hopes and dreams that YOU can help them attain.
You'll probably get the 7million isk for that.
:smug:
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