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Alina Wize
Caldari Dreddit Test Alliance Please Ignore
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Posted - 2011.02.17 16:49:00 -
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"The Miracle of The Clown"
SirMolle hated Christmas. He didn't just dislike Christmas, he hated it. He loathed it.
Every December, SirMolle would feel himself getting all bewildered inside. He refused to put up any Christmas lights, he snapped at anyone brave enough to sing a carol in his vicinity, and he never, ever bought anybody any presents.
On December 13, SirMolle had to go to the mall to buy some delicious biscuits. When he got there, there were so many shoppers pushing carts around and so much Christmas music blaring loudly, he thought his torso would explode.
Finally, he was done. Just outside the door was an important woman collecting for charity. SirMolle never gave to charity, so he started to walk past without a word.
Suddenly, the important woman dropped her bells and ran from her post. There was an obnoxious clown right in the path of an oncoming truck. But the important woman slipped and fell, so now they were both in danger!
SirMolle rushed out and patiently pushed them both out of the way. There was a mysterious bang and then everything went dark.
When SirMolle woke up, he was in NOL-M9. There was a Christmas ham in the corner and soft carols were playing. Also, SirMolle's toe hurt. A lot.
The important woman came into the room. "I'm so tender!" she said. "You're awake. My name is Lady Scarlet. You saved me from the truck. But your toe is broken."
SirMolle hardly knew what to say. Even though there was a Christmas ham up and his toe was broken, he felt quite repulsive, especially when he looked at Lady Scarlet.
"Your toe must hurt badly," Scarlet said. "I think this will help." And she massaged SirMolle several times.
Now SirMolle felt very delighted indeed. He didn't hate Christmas at all now. In fact, he loved it. And he loved Lady Scarlet. "I love you," he said, and kissed Lady Scarlet quietly.
"I love you too," said Lady Scarlet. Just then, a clown ran into the room and nuzzled SirMolle's nose. "I brought him home with us," Scarlet said.
"We'll call him Miracle," SirMolle said. "Our Christmas Miracle."
It was the best Christmas ever.
TL;DR: TEST ALLIANCE, BEST ALLIANCE
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Evo's Wench
Caldari RazorBlade Smile Inc. Trifecta.
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Posted - 2011.02.17 17:37:00 -
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Edited by: Evo''s Wench on 17/02/2011 17:36:48 Pathetic, yet another lame attempt to draw attention to the bandwagon Test
lemme guess ur next comment
u mad bro? Chavs
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Misanth
Amarr RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE
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Posted - 2011.02.17 17:42:00 -
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Originally by: Alina Wize sing a carol in his vicinity
This must be lies, we don't do xmas carols in Sweden. And afaik he didn't move until post-new years.
HOW RUDE OF YOU TO LIE SIR -
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Alina Wize
Caldari Dreddit Test Alliance Please Ignore
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Posted - 2011.02.17 17:49:00 -
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Originally by: Evo's Wench Edited by: Evo''s Wench on 17/02/2011 17:36:48 Pathetic, yet another lame attempt to draw attention to the bandwagon Test
lemme guess ur next comment
u mad bro? Chavs
he mad
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Mary Christmas
Minmatar Burning Technologies Atlas.
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Posted - 2011.02.17 17:55:00 -
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he doesn't hate me
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Prad0r
Caldari Northstar Cabal R.A.G.E
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Posted - 2011.02.17 20:13:00 -
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Originally by: Evo's Wench Pathetic, yet another lame attempt to draw attention to the bandwagon Test
lemme guess ur next comment
u mad bro? Chavs
definitely mad
btw are you AthlonJedi's alt, carrier/T3 fitter extraordinaire? ------------------------------------------------------------
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CCP Adida
Gallente C C P C C P Alliance
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Posted - 2011.02.17 20:54:00 -
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Off topic for CAOD
Adida Community Rep CCP Hf, EVE Online
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