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DmitryEKT
Waterboard
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Posted - 2011.03.01 22:49:00 -
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I didn't know where to post this but I figured I'd find more trolls in CnP than anywhere else. Why am I posting this? Does it matter? You have a free excuse to argue.
The rules of EVE, for scrubs:
1. Don't undock. It isn't safe.
2. Pay ransom. Don't b*tch about it.
The rules of EVE, for everyone else:
1. By clicking undock, you consent to PvP.
2. Obey your FC. 2a. Shoot the primary.
3. Rename your ship.
4. No mining. Seriously. It's lame.
5. Drake.
6. Update your clone.
7. It's a trap.
8. There's a spy in your corp.
9. Killboard stats are paramount.
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jimmyjam
Gallente Sinner Among Saints Exquisite Malevolence
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Posted - 2011.03.01 22:54:00 -
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Originally by: DmitryEKT I didn't know where to post this but I figured I'd find more trolls in CnP than anywhere else. Why am I posting this? Does it matter? You have a free excuse to argue.
The rules of EVE, for scrubs:
1. Don't undock. It isn't safe.
2. Pay ransom. Don't b*tch about it.
The rules of EVE, for everyone else:
1. By clicking undock, you consent to PvP.
2. Obey your FC. 2a. Shoot the primary.
3. Rename your ship.
4. No mining. Seriously. It's lame.
5. Drake.
6. Update your clone.
7. It's a trap.
8. There's a spy in your corp.
9. Killboard stats are paramount.
There are no rules your thread has been debunked GTFO
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Istvaan Shogaatsu
Caldari Rogue Drone Systems
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Posted - 2011.03.01 23:15:00 -
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Originally by: jimmyjam
Originally by: DmitryEKT I didn't know where to post this but I figured I'd find more trolls in CnP than anywhere else. Why am I posting this? Does it matter? You have a free excuse to argue.
The rules of EVE, for scrubs:
1. Don't undock. It isn't safe.
2. Pay ransom. Don't b*tch about it.
The rules of EVE, for everyone else:
1. By clicking undock, you consent to PvP.
2. Obey your FC. 2a. Shoot the primary.
3. Rename your ship.
4. No mining. Seriously. It's lame.
5. Drake.
6. Update your clone.
7. It's a trap.
8. There's a spy in your corp.
9. Killboard stats are paramount.
There are no rules your thread has been debunked GTFO
Actually you're wrong: there is one rule. Only one rule.
That one rule is: there are no rules.
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Millie Clode
Amarr Insert Cool Name Here
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Posted - 2011.03.01 23:15:00 -
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I hate your typeface.
Go back to 1994. ---------- Who, me? |
Vonqueesha Shenaynay
Guiding Hand Social Club Dystopia Alliance
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Posted - 2011.03.01 23:32:00 -
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Originally by: Istvaan Shogaatsu
Originally by: jimmyjam
Originally by: DmitryEKT I didn't know where to post this but I figured I'd find more trolls in CnP than anywhere else. Why am I posting this? Does it matter? You have a free excuse to argue.
The rules of EVE, for scrubs:
1. Don't undock. It isn't safe.
2. Pay ransom. Don't b*tch about it.
The rules of EVE, for everyone else:
1. By clicking undock, you consent to PvP.
2. Obey your FC. 2a. Shoot the primary.
3. Rename your ship.
4. No mining. Seriously. It's lame.
5. Drake.
6. Update your clone.
7. It's a trap.
8. There's a spy in your corp.
9. Killboard stats are paramount.
There are no rules your thread has been debunked GTFO
Actually you're wrong: there is one rule. Only one rule.
That one rule is: there are no rules.
The second rule is: You do not talk about the rules
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Fulmar Muse
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Posted - 2011.03.01 23:40:00 -
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rge rules are in fact
-need a computer, or use somebody elses.. -have the internet
w/o these.. ur fuqd in eve
Keep on doin what you doin, do it gud.. huuh!
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jimmyjam
Gallente Sinner Among Saints Exquisite Malevolence
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Posted - 2011.03.01 23:43:00 -
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Originally by: Istvaan Shogaatsu
Originally by: jimmyjam
Originally by: DmitryEKT I didn't know where to post this but I figured I'd find more trolls in CnP than anywhere else. Why am I posting this? Does it matter? You have a free excuse to argue.
The rules of EVE, for scrubs:
1. Don't undock. It isn't safe.
2. Pay ransom. Don't b*tch about it.
The rules of EVE, for everyone else:
1. By clicking undock, you consent to PvP.
2. Obey your FC. 2a. Shoot the primary.
3. Rename your ship.
4. No mining. Seriously. It's lame.
5. Drake.
6. Update your clone.
7. It's a trap.
8. There's a spy in your corp.
9. Killboard stats are paramount.
There are no rules your thread has been debunked GTFO
Actually you're wrong: there is one rule. Only one rule.
That one rule is: there are no rules.
Damn you, your right i have been debunked and iam GTFO ing myself :(
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IAMYOURMAMA
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Posted - 2011.03.01 23:59:00 -
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Edited by: IAMYOURMAMA on 01/03/2011 23:59:48
Originally by: DmitryEKT I didn't know where to post this but I figured I'd find more trolls in CnP than anywhere else. Why am I posting this? Does it matter? You have a free excuse to argue.
The rules of EVE, for scrubs:
1. Don't undock. It isn't safe.
2. Pay ransom. Don't b*tch about it.
The rules of EVE, for everyone else:
1. By clicking undock, you consent to PvP.
2. Obey your FC. 2a. Shoot the primary.
3. Rename your ship.
4. No mining. Seriously. It's lame.
5. Drake.
6. Update your clone.
7. It's a trap.
8. There's a spy in your corp.
9. Killboard stats are paramount.
I LIKE THESE RULES AND IF YOU DONT AGREE THEN YOU ALL CAN GTFO!
THIS IS NEW EDEN *CHEST KICK*
/ME HAS LEFT THE THREAD!
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jimmyjam
Gallente Sinner Among Saints Exquisite Malevolence
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Posted - 2011.03.02 00:00:00 -
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Originally by: IAMYOURMAMA Edited by: IAMYOURMAMA on 01/03/2011 23:59:48
Originally by: DmitryEKT I didn't know where to post this but I figured I'd find more trolls in CnP than anywhere else. Why am I posting this? Does it matter? You have a free excuse to argue.
The rules of EVE, for scrubs:
1. Don't undock. It isn't safe.
2. Pay ransom. Don't b*tch about it.
The rules of EVE, for everyone else:
1. By clicking undock, you consent to PvP.
2. Obey your FC. 2a. Shoot the primary.
3. Rename your ship.
4. No mining. Seriously. It's lame.
5. Drake.
6. Update your clone.
7. It's a trap.
8. There's a spy in your corp.
9. Killboard stats are paramount.
I LIKE THESE RULES AND IF YOU DONT AGREE THEN YOU ALL CAN GTFO!
THIS IS NEW EDEN *CHEST KICK*
/ME HAS LEFT THE THREAD!
NO YOU GTFO
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IAMYOURMAMA
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Posted - 2011.03.02 23:19:00 -
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Edited by: IAMYOURMAMA on 02/03/2011 23:18:56
Originally by: jimmyjam
Originally by: IAMYOURMAMA Edited by: IAMYOURMAMA on 01/03/2011 23:59:48
Originally by: DmitryEKT I didn't know where to post this but I figured I'd find more trolls in CnP than anywhere else. Why am I posting this? Does it matter? You have a free excuse to argue.
The rules of EVE, for scrubs:
1. Don't undock. It isn't safe.
2. Pay ransom. Don't b*tch about it.
The rules of EVE, for everyone else:
1. By clicking undock, you consent to PvP.
2. Obey your FC. 2a. Shoot the primary.
3. Rename your ship.
4. No mining. Seriously. It's lame.
5. Drake.
6. Update your clone.
7. It's a trap.
8. There's a spy in your corp.
9. Killboard stats are paramount.
I LIKE THESE RULES AND IF YOU DONT AGREE THEN YOU ALL CAN GTFO!
THIS IS NEW EDEN *CHEST KICK*
/ME HAS LEFT THE THREAD!
NO YOU GTFO
NO U... DONT YOU KNOW WHO I AM!
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Zedrik Cayne
Gallente Starscream Industries
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Posted - 2011.03.02 23:28:00 -
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Originally by: IAMYOURMAMA Edited by: IAMYOURMAMA on 02/03/2011 23:18:56
Originally by: jimmyjam
Originally by: IAMYOURMAMA Edited by: IAMYOURMAMA on 01/03/2011 23:59:48
Originally by: DmitryEKT I didn't know where to post this but I figured I'd find more trolls in CnP than anywhere else. Why am I posting this? Does it matter? You have a free excuse to argue.
The rules of EVE, for scrubs:
1. Don't undock. It isn't safe.
2. Pay ransom. Don't b*tch about it.
The rules of EVE, for everyone else:
1. By clicking undock, you consent to PvP.
2. Obey your FC. 2a. Shoot the primary.
3. Rename your ship.
4. No mining. Seriously. It's lame.
5. Drake.
6. Update your clone.
7. It's a trap.
8. There's a spy in your corp.
9. Killboard stats are paramount.
I LIKE THESE RULES AND IF YOU DONT AGREE THEN YOU ALL CAN GTFO!
THIS IS NEW EDEN *CHEST KICK*
/ME HAS LEFT THE THREAD!
NO YOU GTFO
NO U... DONT YOU KNOW WHO I AM!
You are all on drugs..and that drug..is Charlie Sheen --
Originally by: "RedSplat" You're the internet equivalent of a Deepfried Mars bar filled with stupid.
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IAMYOURMAMA
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Posted - 2011.03.02 23:42:00 -
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Originally by: Zedrik Cayne
Originally by: IAMYOURMAMA Edited by: IAMYOURMAMA on 02/03/2011 23:18:56
Originally by: jimmyjam
Originally by: IAMYOURMAMA Edited by: IAMYOURMAMA on 01/03/2011 23:59:48
I LIKE THESE RULES AND IF YOU DONT AGREE THEN YOU ALL CAN GTFO!
THIS IS NEW EDEN *CHEST KICK*
/ME HAS LEFT THE THREAD!
NO YOU GTFO
NO U... DONT YOU KNOW WHO I AM!
You are all on drugs..and that drug..is Charlie Sheen
Thats what happens when someone with the blood of a tiger (like me) OD's on someone with Warlocks blood (like charlie)... Its not a pretty sight.
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Aiwha
Caldari 101st Space Marine Force Nulli Secunda
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Posted - 2011.03.02 23:49:00 -
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There is only one rule in EVE.
DRAKE
That is all.
There's no such thing as overkill, only degrees of effectiveness. |
MadMuppet
Minmatar
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Posted - 2011.03.03 03:47:00 -
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1. The only rule in Eve is the flow of isk.
2. Anything that sounds too good to be true is a trap 2b. or an exploit
3. You can't do much with a negative balance, not even sell stuff. (corollary to rule 2b)
4. Implants, they are expensive, don't leave high-sec with them. 4b. If you do don't complain when you get popped. 4c. Unless you can afford it. 4d. Nobody cares if you can afford it. 4e. A kill mail is a kill mail. Afk or only one hand on the keyboard... nobody cares. 4f <- Carebear title for anybody breaking any of rule 4.
5. Update your clone before undocking. 5b even in high sec 5c even if you don't know anybody 5d double check if you have not renamed your ship yet 5e rename your ship before every undock, the enemy might be drunk and/or tired, every second counts.
6. To complain in the forums is pointless. 6b nothing is gained by you for complaining. 6c nobody is laughing with you, they are laughing at you.
7. Autopilot is for empty ships without fittings. Anything else is asking for trouble. 7b Sometimes trouble doesn't ask 7c on occasion it won't even offer you dinner 7d now and then it only shows you that you've violated rule 5 in at least one respect.
8. is enough
9. German for no. If you are a beggar, you'll see this number a lot.
10. Ten you might find yourself back at rule 5, because of rule 1, with a side order of rule 4.
-MadMuppet
Two pencils, sharpened to a razor-like point, are my only defense. |
Julienne Poirier
Gallente Nonya Endeavours
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Posted - 2011.03.03 03:56:00 -
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Edited by: Julienne Poirier on 03/03/2011 03:56:49
rules of eve: eula
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Echo Mae
Caldari State War Academy
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Posted - 2011.03.03 04:51:00 -
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If it moves. Shoot it. ----- ** ----- I thought I was real but found out I was just a forum troll |
raney ilara
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Posted - 2011.03.03 06:51:00 -
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Originally by: DmitryEKT
The rules of EVE, for scrubs:
1. Don't undock. It isn't safe.
2. Pay ransom. Don't ***** about it.
The rules of EVE, for everyone else:
1. By clicking undock, you consent to PvP.
2. Obey your FC. 2a. Shoot the primary.
3. Rename your ship.
4. No mining. Seriously. It's lame.
5. Drake.
6. Update your clone.
7. It's a trap.
8. There's a spy in your corp.
9. Killboard stats are paramount.
Please do not evade the profanity filter. Zymurgist
You forgot the last rule which is "none of these are rules".. they are words of advice by an experienced and cynical player.
The only rules are in the CCP Eula.. It's a "sandbox".. If you want to undock with no fittings you are free to do so and no one can say you broke some rule of the game. On the other hand don't expect to survive long if you are attacked. |
Miss Rabblt
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Posted - 2011.03.03 11:12:00 -
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hm. topic starter finally got his first miner kill on hulkageddon?
and seriously: 1. don't leave your house. it is dangerous 2. pay to bad guys, police and government. this is your live.
3. by leaving your house you enter pvp in RL and should not call police if someone kills you.
ok?
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Aznwithbeard
Minmatar OMGROFLSTOMP
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Posted - 2011.03.04 00:19:00 -
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you forgot
"when aggroing on a station, SURPRISE CARRIER" Guns don't kill people. onowait. |
Insane Randomness
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Posted - 2011.03.08 05:32:00 -
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I don't mean to sound cliche-ish, but I do, so meh.
The only rules that MATTER are these: What a man can do, and what a man can't do.
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Awesome Possum
Original Sin. PURPLE HELMETED WARRIORS
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Posted - 2011.03.08 07:45:00 -
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guns don't kill people, bullets do.. unless you pistol whip 'em ♥
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Requiescat
D00M. Northern Coalition.
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Posted - 2011.03.08 07:55:00 -
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the rules of eve according to the great devilish ledoux:
Quote: 1) Do unto others. 2) Pillage, then burn. 3) Don't be afraid to be the first to resort to violence. 4) If violence wasnĘt your last resort, you failed to resort to enough of it. 5) Your name is in the mouth of others: be sure it has teeth. 6) The enemy of my enemy is my enemy's enemy. No more. No less. 7) That which does not kill you has made a tactical error. 8) There is no "overkill". There is only "open fire" and "I need to reload." (Unless you fly Amarr.) 9) Only you can prevent friendly fire. 10) Give a man a fish, feed him for a day. Take his fish away and tell him he's lucky just to be alive, and he'll figure out a way to catch another one for you to take tomorrow.
-+- derp.
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