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Bernard Madripoff
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Posted - 2011.03.04 07:35:00 -
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Greetings,
I am starting an investment opportunity, which I shall denote the EVE High-yield Hedgefund (HYHF). The minimum deposit to invest in this new opportunity is 250 million units of ISK. There will be no limit to the number of investors. The more ISK available to me, the more ease with which I am able to manipulate markets to my benefit.
There are no plans for dividends at the current moment. All profits will be directly reinvested into the fund. Any future payout will be entirely at my discretion.
Please send money to me for registration into the fund. You will be given confirmation within 15 hours maximum.
Yours, Bernard Madripoff
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Billy Cornpipe
Cornpipe Tactical and Logistics
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Posted - 2011.03.04 07:42:00 -
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...and here they come....
Thanks Cosmoray
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Ray McCormack
Nordar Innovations.
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Posted - 2011.03.04 07:44:00 -
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It's strange that somewhere in between coming up with the idea, writing the text and hitting the post button you didn't realise that it's really not funny at all. It doesn't even border on blasT, it's all the way on the other side next to lame and pathetic.
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Bernard Madripoff
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Posted - 2011.03.04 07:51:00 -
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Please good sir I would insist you not defame me with your vulgarities. I am after all trying to run a legitimate business here.
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Scott Ryder
Amarr Ministry of War
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Posted - 2011.03.04 10:36:00 -
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Edited by: Scott Ryder on 04/03/2011 10:36:11
Originally by: Bernard Madripoff Please good sir I would insist you not defame me with your vulgarities. I am after all trying to run a legitimate business here.
TIP for SCAMMERS: - Have a good written plan, ALWAYS answer questions, be polite, make answers sound intelligent. With those tips you are 60% of the way to getting your investor money
Polite - check Intelligent -
Edit: spelling
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Hexxx
Minmatar
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Posted - 2011.03.04 13:11:00 -
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Originally by: Bernard Madripoff Greetings,
I am starting an investment opportunity, which I shall denote the EVE High-yield Hedgefund (HYHF). The minimum deposit to invest in this new opportunity is 250 million units of ISK. There will be no limit to the number of investors. The more ISK available to me, the more ease with which I am able to manipulate markets to my benefit.
There are no plans for dividends at the current moment. All profits will be directly reinvested into the fund. Any future payout will be entirely at my discretion.
Please send money to me for registration into the fund. You will be given confirmation within 15 hours maximum.
Yours, Bernard Madripoff
Hilarious.
In the entire history of the MD forums, you sir, are the first to have produced such quality satire. Really.
You are unique. Special. Like a snowflake, being distinct and different from all other snowflakes.
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Bernard Madripoff
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Posted - 2011.03.04 13:19:00 -
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Please sir do not mistake my sincerity for satire. I am deathly serious about trying to secure funding for this venture, as I believe it is a win-win situation for both myself (who has been hit by hard times monetarily), as well as the affluent investors who wish to compound their wealth. This is no laughing matter.
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Magnu Stormhawk
Stormhawk Enterprises
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Posted - 2011.03.04 13:25:00 -
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Originally by: Bernard Madripoff This is no laughing matter.
You're right.
Nobody is laughing.
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Bernard Madripoff
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Posted - 2011.03.04 13:32:00 -
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Then all is well and as I would wish it.
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egola
Amarr
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Posted - 2011.03.04 14:10:00 -
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Originally by: Hexxx
Originally by: Bernard Madripoff Greetings,
I am starting an investment opportunity, which I shall denote the EVE High-yield Hedgefund (HYHF). The minimum deposit to invest in this new opportunity is 250 million units of ISK. There will be no limit to the number of investors. The more ISK available to me, the more ease with which I am able to manipulate markets to my benefit.
There are no plans for dividends at the current moment. All profits will be directly reinvested into the fund. Any future payout will be entirely at my discretion.
Please send money to me for registration into the fund. You will be given confirmation within 15 hours maximum.
Yours, Bernard Madripoff
Hilarious.
In the entire history of the MD forums, you sir, are the first to have produced such quality satire. Really.
You are unique. Special. Like a snowflake, being distinct and different from all other snowflakes.
+1
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