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Victoria Ehr
Lonetrek Salvage and Scrap
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Posted - 2011.03.23 06:58:00 -
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some noob from electus matari alliance decides to send me a lame mail about how we are at war with an alliance they are friendly with.. herpaderp they dont like it. you get the idea. ------------------------------------- Hi There
I'm a diplomat with the Electus Matari Alliance. We are a NRDS ant-pirate alliance of Republic Loyalists. You seem to be at war with some friends of ours The Dragoons. Just dropping you a line to say what's up with that?
Basically are you mercs (in which case we don't have a huge problem with you all - just doing a job we can respect that) or are you war dec griefers (in which case in accordance with our ROE we should be setting you red as criminals operating in the Republic)?
Thanks for your time.
Joe Marberg -----------------------------------
^^that is the mail he sent me so i figured id get a little classical grief out of this.
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[ 2011.03.23 06:24:16 ] Johan Marberg > hi there [ 2011.03.23 06:24:25 ] Victoria Ehr > well could you clarify the mail for me a bit? [ 2011.03.23 06:24:32 ] Johan Marberg > sure [ 2011.03.23 06:24:42 ] Johan Marberg > what do you want to know [ 2011.03.23 06:24:48 ] Victoria Ehr > i just dont get it [ 2011.03.23 06:25:24 ] Johan Marberg > What's not to get? Are you honest mercs doing a job or war dec griefers? [ 2011.03.23 06:25:36 ] Victoria Ehr > define merc and griefer if you could [ 2011.03.23 06:25:48 ] Johan Marberg > So basically did some one pay you to dec the dragoons [ 2011.03.23 06:25:58 ] Johan Marberg > paid = merc [ 2011.03.23 06:26:18 ] Victoria Ehr > well what is a griefer dec thing [ 2011.03.23 06:26:42 ] Johan Marberg > deccing for the LOLs without any particular reason [ 2011.03.23 06:27:03 ] Johan Marberg > I mean basically why have you decced the Dragoons? [ 2011.03.23 06:27:32 ] Victoria Ehr > well what if i was paid, but i was a wardec griefer who scammed some guy then randomly dec'd the dragoons the week after i was supposed to. just hypothetically [ 2011.03.23 06:28:19 ] Victoria Ehr > im not sure how to class that [ 2011.03.23 06:28:38 ] Victoria Ehr > can i bring one of my associates into conversation to clear things up? [ 2011.03.23 06:28:55 ] Johan Marberg > sure maybe that hep this make sense [ 2011.03.23 06:29:11 ] Victoria Ehr > here is my wardecgriefer merc friend [ 2011.03.23 06:29:11 ] Nikolae Varius > good evening [ 2011.03.23 06:29:20 ] Victoria Ehr > if that make sense? [ 2011.03.23 06:29:22 ] Nikolae Varius > i am mediator for the Mongrel Mob Empire [ 2011.03.23 06:29:29 ] Johan Marberg > hi [ 2011.03.23 06:29:48 ] Nikolae Varius > I understand you enjoy intimidating our noob corp? [ 2011.03.23 06:29:54 ] Nikolae Varius > this is unacceptable [ 2011.03.23 06:30:02 ] Johan Marberg > excuse me [ 2011.03.23 06:30:13 ] Victoria Ehr > your intimidating me [ 2011.03.23 06:30:19 ] Victoria Ehr > i feel threatened [ 2011.03.23 06:30:29 ] Johan Marberg > So these people are associated with you? [ 2011.03.23 06:30:30 ] Victoria Ehr > i dont like how your trying to scare me [ 2011.03.23 06:30:42 ] Victoria Ehr > yes they are my pals [ 2011.03.23 06:30:50 ] Nikolae Varius > using scare tactics and coercion on feeble training corp is considered an act of agression [ 2011.03.23 06:31:00 ] Johan Marberg > And I'm terribly sorry if asking what gives is something you fin threatenning. [ 2011.03.23 06:31:08 ] Johan Marberg > What coercion? [ 2011.03.23 06:31:19 ] Nikolae Varius > i read the mail [ 2011.03.23 06:31:19 ] Victoria Ehr > well, i plan on filing a complaint to your directors about you threatening us [ 2011.03.23 06:31:23 ] Johan Marberg > All I did was ask why they deccing frineds of ours. [ 2011.03.23 06:31:29 ] Nikolae Varius > seems you have intent to harm our associates [ 2011.03.23 06:31:36 ] Nikolae Varius > we protect our own cant fit the entire convo due to the length but the basis of this chat was to pretend that we give a ****.then griefgriefgriefgrief -------------------------------------------- p3n1s p0op?! lulwut
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Victoria Ehr
Lonetrek Salvage and Scrap
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Posted - 2011.03.23 07:00:00 -
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[ 2011.03.23 06:31:37 ] Victoria Ehr > which case in accordance with our ROE we should be setting you red as criminals operating in the Republic)? [ 2011.03.23 06:31:42 ] Victoria Ehr > ^THREAT! [ 2011.03.23 06:31:54 ] Johan Marberg > If you feel you need to do that Victoria then feel free. [ 2011.03.23 06:32:06 ] Victoria Ehr > i feel like a 10$ hoe when i talk to you [ 2011.03.23 06:32:10 ] Victoria Ehr > you talk down to me [ 2011.03.23 06:32:14 ] Johan Marberg > No statement of intent. [ 2011.03.23 06:32:15 ] Victoria Ehr > and its very insulting [ 2011.03.23 06:32:31 ] Johan Marberg > I'm sorry you viewed it that way. [ 2011.03.23 06:32:33 ] Nikolae Varius > i am startled by the hostility [ 2011.03.23 06:32:50 ] Johan Marberg > interesting [ 2011.03.23 06:33:12 ] Johan Marberg > I didn't view that as partculrly hostile just an enquiry. [ 2011.03.23 06:33:53 ] Victoria Ehr > not what i read [ 2011.03.23 06:34:01 ] Victoria Ehr > i think you are far sighted [ 2011.03.23 06:34:17 ] Nikolae Varius > if you continue to pursue the beliigerent aggression we will be forced to activate our defensse wing [ 2011.03.23 06:34:27 ] Johan Marberg > I can't help how you interpret what I wrote. [ 2011.03.23 06:34:40 ] Victoria Ehr > i am a real life interpreter [ 2011.03.23 06:34:45 ] Johan Marberg > Sorry Nikolae please explian. [ 2011.03.23 06:34:49 ] Victoria Ehr > i think my skills are more than mediocre [ 2011.03.23 06:35:18 ] Nikolae Varius > we have a well trained and choreographed drake army thats well equiped and relentless [ 2011.03.23 06:35:33 ] Johan Marberg > I see and... [ 2011.03.23 06:35:38 ] Victoria Ehr > i bring a caracal but thats only because my skills are not up to date [ 2011.03.23 06:35:45 ] Nikolae Varius > if you don't make ammends i am afraid iam going to have to use my executive powers against you [ 2011.03.23 06:36:10 ] Johan Marberg > Ammends for what? Coressponding with you all? [ 2011.03.23 06:36:18 ] Victoria Ehr > for your threats [ 2011.03.23 06:36:39 ] Johan Marberg > Not threats. Simple statement of intent. [ 2011.03.23 06:36:46 ] Victoria Ehr > what is it you intend to do [ 2011.03.23 06:36:56 ] Johan Marberg > If you are griefer we set you red. Not a big deal. Just is. [ 2011.03.23 06:36:57 ] Nikolae Varius > reparations must be paid in accordance with our pacification statutes [ 2011.03.23 06:37:07 ] Victoria Ehr > well define red [ 2011.03.23 06:37:08 ] Nikolae Varius > another accusation? [ 2011.03.23 06:37:32 ] Johan Marberg > -5 valid target under our NRDS policy [ 2011.03.23 06:37:37 ] Nikolae Varius > we are not griefers: we are respectable combat division of the caldari empire [ 2011.03.23 06:37:38 ] Victoria Ehr > nerds? [ 2011.03.23 06:37:46 ] Victoria Ehr > now your making personal attacks [ 2011.03.23 06:37:51 ] Victoria Ehr > thats just immature [ 2011.03.23 06:37:56 ] Nikolae Varius > thats slander [ 2011.03.23 06:38:26 ] Nikolae Varius > we are professional combat specialists [ 2011.03.23 06:38:27 ] Johan Marberg > Not Red Don't Shoot. It seems you are unfamilar with the common ROE? [ 2011.03.23 06:38:36 ] Johan Marberg > that's nice so are we [ 2011.03.23 06:38:44 ] Nikolae Varius > why must you persist in sullying our organiszations image [ 2011.03.23 06:38:47 ] Nikolae Varius > ? [ 2011.03.23 06:39:13 ] Johan Marberg > your organisations image is not served well by the smack we have seen inTeon. [ 2011.03.23 06:39:25 ] Victoria Ehr > is there someone else you can bring into this chat that wont try to slander us during a diplomatic meeting [ 2011.03.23 06:39:33 ] Nikolae Varius > I have already called for an emergency meeting of our Fleet Admirals to convey the threats [ 2011.03.23 06:39:35 ] Johan Marberg > If you are coincerned about your image then they should realy tone that down. [ 2011.03.23 06:39:45 ] Johan Marberg > that's nice [ 2011.03.23 06:39:46 ] Victoria Ehr > you should stop threatening us!
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Victoria Ehr
Lonetrek Salvage and Scrap
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Posted - 2011.03.23 07:04:00 -
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[ 2011.03.23 06:39:52 ] Nikolae Varius > thats slander [ 2011.03.23 06:39:56 ] Victoria Ehr > you wont be laughing with my caracal at your door! [ 2011.03.23 06:40:03 ] Johan Marberg > I am sorry that you feel threatenned [ 2011.03.23 06:40:11 ] Victoria Ehr > can you bring some other diplomat into convo [ 2011.03.23 06:40:22 ] Victoria Ehr > id like to discuss this with someone less childish [ 2011.03.23 06:40:22 ] Johan Marberg > no need to [ 2011.03.23 06:40:38 ] Nikolae Varius > we can resolve this amicably or we can decide this on the field of combat [ 2011.03.23 06:40:57 ] Johan Marberg > really and what would you define as amiccably? [ 2011.03.23 06:41:02 ] Victoria Ehr > all i ask of you is that you pay the 7 billion in reparations [ 2011.03.23 06:41:03 ] Nikolae Varius > we repay subversions with retributrion [ 2011.03.23 06:41:32 ] Johan Marberg > So let me see if I have this right. You are attempting to extorty 7B from us or... [ 2011.03.23 06:41:35 ] Nikolae Varius > 1 billion isk litigation fee [ 2011.03.23 06:41:43 ] Johan Marberg > I see [ 2011.03.23 06:41:49 ] Nikolae Varius > paid to my corporation [ 2011.03.23 06:42:04 ] Johan Marberg > We don't pay extortion [ 2011.03.23 06:42:14 ] Nikolae Varius > and we will return you to neutral status and not pursue tactical maneuvers [ 2011.03.23 06:42:16 ] Victoria Ehr > im bringing another person in so that i may get a third party view on the situation at hand [ 2011.03.23 06:42:25 ] Victoria Ehr > its not extortion [ 2011.03.23 06:42:31 ] Victoria Ehr > its reparations for your harrasment [ 2011.03.23 06:42:32 ] Johan Marberg > oh yes it is [ 2011.03.23 06:42:51 ] Victoria Ehr > the mongrel empire wont think so [ 2011.03.23 06:42:55 ] Nikolae Varius > the litigation fee is non refundable [ 2011.03.23 06:43:24 ] Nikolae Varius > The mongrel empire does not condone coersive politics [ 2011.03.23 06:43:25 ] Victoria Ehr > how about this. you send me 3.5 bil now, and we stop any hostile attacks on your alliance [ 2011.03.23 06:43:51 ] Johan Marberg > OK let us be clear here. You are getting no money for your hurt feelings. [ 2011.03.23 06:43:52 ] Victoria Ehr > i think that is a nice resolve [ 2011.03.23 06:44:02 ] Victoria Ehr > but im distraught [ 2011.03.23 06:44:08 ] Victoria Ehr > that deserves something [ 2011.03.23 06:44:14 ] Johan Marberg > That's a shame. [ 2011.03.23 06:44:32 ] Nikolae Varius > The money is for absolving you of military conflict [ 2011.03.23 06:45:01 ] Nikolae Varius > if you don't think this fair maybe you should conduct yourself more tenatively when propagating fear mail [ 2011.03.23 06:45:16 ] Johan Marberg > So just to be clear. You want us to pay you or you will dec us? [ 2011.03.23 06:45:26 ] Nikolae Varius > we won't dec you [ 2011.03.23 06:45:30 ] Nikolae Varius > we will destroy you [ 2011.03.23 06:45:35 ] Victoria Ehr > no. we will remove you from eve [ 2011.03.23 06:45:37 ] Victoria Ehr > with hacks [ 2011.03.23 06:45:39 ] Johan Marberg > I see. [ 2011.03.23 06:45:49 ] Victoria Ehr > 0_o [ 2011.03.23 06:45:56 ] Nikolae Varius > ill pod you then launch your corpse into the nearest sun [ 2011.03.23 06:46:08 ] Johan Marberg > ((you realise that is a violation of the EULA right?)) [ 2011.03.23 06:46:21 ] Victoria Ehr > trololollololol [ 2011.03.23 06:46:27 ] Nikolae Varius > EULA doesnn't apply to the absolute Power of the Mongrel Empire [ 2011.03.23 06:46:33 ] Victoria Ehr > HAHAHAHAHA ROFLMFAOOOOOO [ 2011.03.23 06:46:36 ] Johan Marberg > right [ 2011.03.23 06:46:46 ] Victoria Ehr > johan. your a ****ing ****** ahahah [ 2011.03.23 06:47:01 ] Victoria Ehr > you tell me what kind of dec it is you ****ing nooooob [ 2011.03.23 06:47:21 ] Victoria Ehr > dumb as **** [ 2011.03.23 06:47:23 ] Johan Marberg > OK so I've blocked Victoria. Is there a responsible adult I can communicate with? [ 2011.03.23 06:48:04 ] Johan Marberg > No? [ 2011.03.23 06:48:07 ] BuzzzHard > he`s only 12.. maybe thats y -------------------------------------------- p3n1s p0op?! lulwut
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Ifly Uwalk
Caldari Empire Tax Collection Agency
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Posted - 2011.03.23 07:14:00 -
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1st (3rd?)
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Victoria Ehr
Lonetrek Salvage and Scrap
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Posted - 2011.03.23 07:16:00 -
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this is the lawlsy mail after the convo ---------------------------
Hi There
Thank you for your convo. Made everything very clear. We are setting your red (-5) for unprovoked wars.
Have a nice day.
Joe Marberg -------------------------------------------- p3n1s p0op?! lulwut
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Nikolae Varius
Amarr Mongrel Mob
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Posted - 2011.03.23 07:21:00 -
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[ 2011.03.23 06:50:45 ] Nikolae Varius > I will also be pursuing a harrassment petition with ccp due to the pernicious nature of the mail
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Awesome Possum
Original Sin. PURPLE HELMETED WARRIORS
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Posted - 2011.03.23 07:32:00 -
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in before the zym ♥
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Paul Clavet
Suddenly Ninjas Tear Extraction And Reclamation Service
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Posted - 2011.03.23 08:14:00 -
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Wall of text crits you for 9001 damage. You die. ---- Blog: My Loot, Your Tears |
Dorn Val
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Posted - 2011.03.23 08:41:00 -
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I have to hand it to you both -very well played!!!
"Nikolae Varius > we are not griefers: we are respectable combat division of the caldari empire"
LMAO!
Also seems you did buy a copy of "Smack Talking in Local" and trained it a few levels eh Nick ;)
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WarpTooMe
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Posted - 2011.03.23 11:04:00 -
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Ahhhh good ole herderp Electus Matari.
How the hell are Pirates like Dragoons blue to you?
Apparently your standards are quite different when allied with someone. I personally like dragoons because they will fight and not run away like electus matari.
Stop pestering players when they kill one of your noobs and categorizing them as a pirate or a merc. Did you ever think that maybe people of their ilk just like to kill people and break things?
Take a break from the pixels or bring some fights and back up your anti pirate stance. Otherwise, grab a can of STFU and go kill some amarr slavers.
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Yuri Krycek
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Posted - 2011.03.23 11:14:00 -
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fascinating
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Victoria Ehr
Lonetrek Salvage and Scrap
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Posted - 2011.03.23 11:18:00 -
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well, dissapointment. i was expecting people to try and grief me here =/ -------------------------------------------- p3n1s p0op?! lulwut
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WarpTooMe
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Posted - 2011.03.23 11:48:00 -
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Nope. Love shooting the herpy derpies. Too bad they don't bring it as well as they talk it.
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War Kitten
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Posted - 2011.03.23 11:48:00 -
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Originally by: Victoria Ehr some noob from electus matari alliance decides to send me a lame mail about how we are at war with an alliance they are friendly with.. herpaderp they dont like it. you get the idea. -------------------------------------
tl;dr: Watch me troll some roleplayers.
Derp
IRC is free, you guys don't have to spend money to play patty-cake there.
"Here's your sign..."
If you don't get it, look it up. Somebody didn't like me doing it for you.
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Frau Klaps
Amarr Trillionaire High-Rollers Suicidal Bassoon Orkesta
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Posted - 2011.03.23 12:03:00 -
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Thanks for bolding the funny bits. ---
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Meridith Akesia
Stimulus
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Posted - 2011.03.23 12:41:00 -
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Originally by: Victoria Ehr well, dissapointment. i was expecting people to try and grief me here =/
Your posting is grief enough.
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ChYph3r
Multiplex Gaming
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Posted - 2011.03.23 15:51:00 -
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Edited by: ChYph3r on 23/03/2011 15:52:17 <yawn> was a sleep after [ 2011.03.23 06:24:16 ] Johan Marberg > hi there </yawn>
Originally by: Meridith Akesia Your posting is grief enough.
i concur
Talking to all of you is like clapping with one hand! |
Aydala
Minmatar Lonetrek Salvage and Scrap
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Posted - 2011.03.23 16:34:00 -
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an alliance diplomat sets a high sec warfare corp negative 5....then blocks us from being able to contact him.
Pro.....real pro.
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Riedle
Minmatar Paradox Collective Black Legion.
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Posted - 2011.03.23 16:45:00 -
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LOL
Great convo. Would read again.
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Brynhilda
Amarr Gun Metal Hit Sqaud
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Posted - 2011.03.23 17:01:00 -
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You played him like a fiddle.
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Aydala
Minmatar Lonetrek Salvage and Scrap
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Posted - 2011.03.23 17:25:00 -
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dragoons is a 300 man alliance....9 member corp raping a 300 man alliance.
he mad bro.
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GunJob
Lonetrek Salvage and Scrap
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Posted - 2011.03.24 10:23:00 -
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Aha loved that vic lad, hope these ******s dec us. Having us red is going to do **** all? and thats no fun D: ftw |
Patient 2428190
DEGRREE'Fo'FREE Internet Business School
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Posted - 2011.03.24 11:00:00 -
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I put on my robe and wizard hat ...Then when you stopped to think about it. All you really said was Lalala. |
magic preacher
Concentrated Evil
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Posted - 2011.03.25 11:55:00 -
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Nikolae Varius > EULA doesnn't apply to the absolute Power of the Mongrel Empire nik you mongrel you :) +1
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CCP Shadow
C C P C C P Alliance
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Posted - 2011.03.25 14:34:00 -
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Thread locked for lack of content.
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