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Tom Gerard
Caldari RPS holdings Huzzah Federation
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Posted - 2011.03.29 17:35:00 -
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PHASE ONE:
Drakes align! Drakes jump! Point is a Caldari Drake. The Amarr swiftly views the Titan.
PHASE TWO:
Never fight a Drake. Blobby, Cheetahs roughly view a Minmatar, Gallente Titan. Approach calmly like a Minmatar. Drakes align like blobby Megathrons.
PHASE THREE:
The Gallente cyno calmly commands the Drake. Why does the Drake pod?
PHASE FOUR:
Why does the Drake pod? Where is the neutral Megathron? Why does the titan fleetwarp? Cheetahs pod! SPIKE!, agression!
PHASE FIVE:
WTF, scram! Never fight a Megathron.
PHASE SIX:
Never fight at a cyno. Never pod a Cheetah.
PHASE SEVEN:
WTF, point! Where is the Megathron? HTFU, tackle! SPIKE!, agression! Fleetwarp quickly to a hostile Megathron.
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Nimloth Valinor
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Posted - 2011.03.29 17:57:00 -
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Drake on scan belt one I'm in warp now, hold your jumps Drake cloaked well f**k me.
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Archer Vegari
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Posted - 2011.03.29 18:17:00 -
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Edited by: Archer Vegari on 29/03/2011 18:17:13 Eve Online censored 90% of my poem :(
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Denestra Art'al
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Posted - 2011.03.29 18:21:00 -
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Edited by: Denestra Art''al on 29/03/2011 18:21:45
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Torvix
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Posted - 2011.03.29 19:00:00 -
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Edited by: Torvix on 29/03/2011 19:01:45 Our ships are plenty, resistance few, The masters of Syndicate, the lords of pew, Others may talk, pretend that they're hip, We'll spaff in your eyes, we won't leave a tip, Invade our space, then face our resolve, We'll charge up our lasers, your face will dissolve, Think you can take us? We'll up the stakes, We take out your pod, and steal your Jaffa Cakes.
Huzzah.
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CCP StevieSG
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Posted - 2011.03.30 11:41:00 -
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There once was a mod called Stevie, who found playing EVE far too easy. She tried fitting her Dred, whilst stood on her head. But stopped cause she got far too queasy.
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Han Ban
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Posted - 2011.03.30 17:23:00 -
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Edited by: Han Ban on 30/03/2011 17:24:10 This poem is about Jaffa Cakes. And how I hate them.
Jaffa cake! What a fine specimen you are! Covered in chocolate and filled with jelly I so want to put you in my belly So with excitement I bite down Ready to take you in But then realising you're no chocolate covered sin!
What is this on my toungue!? Where is this stale biscuit coming from!
It's the Jaffa cake. Half delicious, half lame. Kind of like the people who eat them.
/BobHound
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Duckslayer
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Posted - 2011.03.30 17:54:00 -
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Oh 19th century Daily intake of biscuits and fruit Fig rolls locally made and hand produced Why do you blob us so drakes?
Fig rolls and drakes Become one with the blob Embrace the fig
Keep the fire burning No kills, drake, no kills Keep the fire burning
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