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Voogru
Gallente Massive Damage We Are John Galt
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Posted - 2011.04.01 17:45:00 -
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Just the other day I was minding my own business and one of my stupid employees took the Yacht out for its daily wash. Somehow they accidentally ejected out of it during warp, to make matters worse the employee doesn't remember what system they took it too for the wash.
So it's sitting somewhere in the middle of space unpiloted.
Perhaps you can help me find it?
The YachtBaconÖ reports that it's somewhere in the Essence region.
1 Billion ISK prize to whoever finds it and returns it intact with it's officer fittings.
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Horizonist
Yulai Guard 2nd Fleet Yulai Federation
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Posted - 2011.04.01 17:46:00 -
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1st of April and all that, but man, it could have been more credible.
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Voogru
Gallente Massive Damage We Are John Galt
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Posted - 2011.04.01 17:56:00 -
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Originally by: Horizonist 1st of April and all that, but man, it could have been more credible.
Yeah well, it happened a few days ago and I decided to wait until today to report it. At least there won't be too many people looking for it because that will just increase the chance they might vandalize it or hurt the strippers.
And it had a full stocking of Quafe Ultra Special Edition too, damn.
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Chesty McJubblies
Gallente Center for Advanced Studies
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Posted - 2011.04.01 18:10:00 -
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Merrik Talorra
Northstar Cabal R.A.G.E
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Posted - 2011.04.01 18:15:00 -
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Nice :)
What were the live events like back then Voogru? I've only been to the SiSi "Armageddon Day" and some of the test incursions last year where devs brought lolchimeras.
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Dirk Magnum
Blue Republic
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Posted - 2011.04.01 18:38:00 -
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If it was left unpiloted in space a few days ago wouldn't it have been cleared in the downtime at the end of March? Isn't that how it works if it isn't in a POS shield?
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Mag's
the united Negative Ten.
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Posted - 2011.04.01 18:40:00 -
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Originally by: Chesty McJubblies
Originally by: Allestin Villimar Also, if your bookmarks are too far out, they can and will ban you for it.
Originally by: Torothanax Low population in w systems makes afk cloaking unattractive. |
Kazuo Ishiguro
House of Marbles
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Posted - 2011.04.01 18:41:00 -
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Originally by: Dirk Magnum If it was left unpiloted in space a few days ago wouldn't it have been cleared in the downtime at the end of March? Isn't that how it works if it isn't in a POS shield?
My understanding was that each item has its own 30 day timer. It would be quite annoying to leave a ship in space just before that downtime and then come back to find it gone forever, don't you think? --- 34.4:1 mineral compression |
Obsidian Hawk
RONA Legion RONA Directorate
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Posted - 2011.04.01 18:48:00 -
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Originally by: Dirk Magnum If it was left unpiloted in space a few days ago wouldn't it have been cleared in the downtime at the end of March? Isn't that how it works if it isn't in a POS shield?
nope, you can leave ships and items all over the place as long as it is withing 15 au of a celestial they stay there permanently.
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Voogru
Gallente Massive Damage We Are John Galt
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Posted - 2011.04.01 20:15:00 -
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Originally by: Merrik Talorra Nice :)
What were the live events like back then Voogru? I've only been to the SiSi "Armageddon Day" and some of the test incursions last year where devs brought lolchimeras.
Just like this.
I am beginning to think that the yacht has a problem with it's ejection mechanic, because this is the second time someone 'accidentally' ejected from the Yacht.
Hopefully when it gets returned I can get the pod bay checked out.
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Nova Fox
Gallente Novafox Shipyards
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Posted - 2011.04.01 20:52:00 -
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Maybe you should eject the ejection technician to rectify the problem. Pre-order your Sisters of ≡v≡ Exploration ship today, Updated 26FEB11
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Gavjack Bunk
Gallente Zero taxes corps are easy to make
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Posted - 2011.04.01 22:20:00 -
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Guild Wars added a Terminator style commando mission complete with Apache attack Helicopter and Command character class teaser videos for Guild Wars 2.
You might as well make up your own Eve April Fools. CCP aren't on board with this one.
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Slade Trillgon
Endless Possibilities Inc.
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Posted - 2011.04.01 22:25:00 -
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Originally by: Nova Fox Maybe you should eject the ejection technician to rectify the problem.
I will be watching this thread with interest. Unfortunately I do not spend much time near a computer that runs EVE anymore
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Stabbatha Blade
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Posted - 2011.04.01 23:05:00 -
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Originally by: Voogru
The YachtBaconÖ reports that it's somewhere in the Essence region.
WTF is a YachtBaconÖ?
Is it hickory smoked?
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Voogru
Gallente Massive Damage We Are John Galt
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Posted - 2011.04.01 23:21:00 -
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Originally by: Stabbatha Blade
Originally by: Voogru
The YachtBaconÖ reports that it's somewhere in the Essence region.
WTF is a YachtBaconÖ?
Is it hickory smoked?
It's like a beacon but with BACON.
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Stabbatha Blade
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Posted - 2011.04.01 23:56:00 -
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Oh...
I thought you were serving breakfast.
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andeira
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Posted - 2011.04.02 01:05:00 -
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mehhh bad joke it would be cool if you actually did it but offering a 1 bil reward for a ship people will pay hunderds of billions for kinda gives it away -------------
Originally by: Stitcher For frak's sake, it took millions of years of evolution for that brain to get inside your skull, would it kill you to actually USE the damned thing?
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Voogru
Gallente Massive Damage We Are John Galt
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Posted - 2011.04.02 07:30:00 -
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Originally by: Stabbatha Blade Oh...
I thought you were serving breakfast.
But what if I did it on April Fools on purpose?
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Halcyon Ingenium
Caldari Bene Gesserit ChapterHouse Sanctuary Pact
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Posted - 2011.04.02 07:35:00 -
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Originally by: Voogru Somehow they accidentally ejected out of it during warp...
Happy April 1st everybody! By the way, real men biomass when they emoragequit.
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Billy Cornpipe
Cornpipe Tactical and Logistics
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Posted - 2011.04.02 09:03:00 -
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You find that motherf*cker yet?
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Voogru
Gallente Massive Damage We Are John Galt
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Posted - 2011.04.02 21:48:00 -
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Originally by: Billy Cornpipe You find that motherf*cker yet?
Actually the employee just forgot which station he docked it at. It was docked one station down.
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Freyya
Advanced Planetary Exports Intergalactic Exports Group
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Posted - 2011.04.03 09:39:00 -
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DAMNIT! And there i was scanning down every single system for the motherload ___________
NOW COLLECTING ISD AND CCP AUTOGRAPHS It'll be worth something someday. -Rauth Pink is the color of passion xxx Shadow |
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