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Siro Higami
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Posted - 2011.04.16 06:03:00 -
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From: XXXXXXXXXXXXXX Sent: 2011.04.16 05:39 To: XXXXXXXXXXXX,
so heres the mother ****ing deal about our ****ing ***** ass POS ****ing situation
XXXXXXXXXXX is a mother ****ing ***** ass puck ****ing ****** ass nugget *****
this ass ****ing nugget decided to take all our ****ing caldari ships (so if any of you guys flew a damn caldari ship, consider it ****ing gone and maybe a ****ing hulk) and ejected ever other ****ing ship that we had. ****ing shuttles, battlecruisers, battleships, you ****ing name it, it was ejected
so after some ****ing debate, we ****ing came to the conclusion that ***** ass XXXXXXXXXX was the ****ing douche canoe that did all of this (notice i keep linking his name, its a hint to add him to your watch list on your contacts list with a terrible standing so you can suicide gank him in the near future). Since our ****ing wormhole exit closed because the douche ***got warped ships back and forth to steal ****, he was getting all ****ing edgy and **** trying to get the **** out of the wormhole
we came up with a ****ing plan to force him to spill the mother-****ing-beans. we ****ing scrammed the ***** in his dinky ass mother ****ing douche canoe of a shuttle and asked the little punk ass ***** why the **** he did it.
"I was bored" the little ****er said
blew up his ****ing shuttle and **** but he logged off. the next couple of ****ing minutes was us chasing the ****ing punk dink around the wormhole.
he self destructed his mother ****ing pod and is now probably suicide gank on mother****ing site
now, according the the beautiful mrs lilah, no one is under no mother ****ing circumstances in the mother ****ing wormhole for a long mother ****ing ***** ass time.
so yeah, **** you ****ing ***** ass ****ing **** XXXXXXXXX.
****ing ***** ****itty **** ****wit goddamn im ****ing ****ed the **** off right now ****ing ****er ***got
so right the **** now, the only ****ing people that are allowed in our mother ****ing wrecked the **** ****ity ****ed up wormhole are the only ****ing people that were in there at the mother ****ing time and those who are currently logged off in the ****ing wormhole. courtesy of the beautiful mrs lilah
anyone that happens to ****ing find out that they're ****ing missing something, please ****ing eve mail lilah
****ing prick ***** ass ****wit ****itty **** damn **** ***** ass **** 34 ****s wrapped up in a knot im ****ing mad |
Aiwha
Caldari 101st Space Marine Force Nulli Secunda
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Posted - 2011.04.16 06:09:00 -
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Very mad.
There's no such thing as overkill, only degrees of effectiveness. |
Nathan Jameson
Talocan Vanguard Talocan United
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Posted - 2011.04.16 06:25:00 -
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Why he so mad?
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Siro Higami
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Posted - 2011.04.16 07:23:00 -
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OP updated with link to pastebin for uncensored version |
Aiwha
Caldari 101st Space Marine Force Nulli Secunda
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Posted - 2011.04.16 07:35:00 -
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Originally by: Siro Higami OP updated with link to pastebin for uncensored version
ooooh language...
There's no such thing as overkill, only degrees of effectiveness. |
Brianna Bloodfang
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Posted - 2011.04.16 07:53:00 -
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wow.
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Siro Higami
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Posted - 2011.04.16 08:20:00 -
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Originally by: Nathan Jameson Why he so mad?
something to do with ***** and **** ****ing him in the ***hole or and taking ****ing every-****ing thing that wasnt ****ing nailed the **** to the ****ing floor, or something...
ALL THEIR CALDARI SHIPS R GONE! |
flakeys
The Great cornholio's
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Posted - 2011.04.16 08:28:00 -
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That's using a lot of **** in one mail .. o boy
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Lyrrashae
Minmatar Crushed Ambitions
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Posted - 2011.04.16 09:01:00 -
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This guy really should learn how to swear effectively...(sigh) People just don't appreciate how fine a weapon erudition can be anymore!
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Jint Hikaru
OffWorld Exploration Inc
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Posted - 2011.04.16 09:42:00 -
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He the maddest! ------------------------ Jint Hikaru - Miner / Salvager / Explorer / SpaceBum "I've got a couple of Strippers on my ship... and they just love to dance!" ------------------------ |
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Patient 2428190
DEGRREE'Fo'FREE Internet Business School
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Posted - 2011.04.16 11:29:00 -
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Originally by: Siro Higami douche canoe
I wish to inquire about this product and/or service
Is it a water craft made of "douche", or a water craft designed for traveling in the medium known as "douche"? ...Then when you stopped to think about it. All you really said was Lalala. |
Milla Jovobitch
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Posted - 2011.04.16 11:31:00 -
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Madtastic!
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Nathan Jameson
Talocan Vanguard Talocan United
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Posted - 2011.04.16 11:38:00 -
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Sounds like a healthy wormhole corp...they definitely have their act together.
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Scout1111
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Posted - 2011.04.16 12:17:00 -
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Please evemail me with their corp name. I wish to... assist them.
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Xenuria
Gallente The Scope
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Posted - 2011.04.16 13:13:00 -
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Well done...
Vote Support For Great Justice |
Helicity Boson
Amarr The Python Cartel. The Defenders of Pen Island
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Posted - 2011.04.16 13:17:00 -
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That's what you get for flying caldari.
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Cyprus Black
Caldari Perkone
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Posted - 2011.04.16 13:42:00 -
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Wow, you gave that guy the conniptions.
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Siro Higami
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Posted - 2011.04.16 16:09:00 -
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Originally by: Scout1111 Please evemail me with their corp name. I wish to... assist them.
its in the thread title...well done
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Lithalnas
Amarr Privateers Privateer Alliance
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Posted - 2011.04.16 16:19:00 -
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apparently **** is an adjective, adverb, nown, verb and various other types of grammatical tools all at once. -------------
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Bryan Havoc
The Safe House
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Posted - 2011.04.16 16:59:00 -
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Originally by: Patient 2428190
Originally by: Siro Higami douche canoe
I wish to inquire about this product and/or service
Is it a water craft made of "douche", or a water craft designed for traveling in the medium known as "douche"?
Best reply.
Also... that mail is epic.
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Pentinor
The Dark Horses.
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Posted - 2011.04.16 17:00:00 -
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Someone get this man some RR...He's entering emotional structure. Signature locked. Please file a petition to discuss the matter - CCP Fallout |
Alotta Baggage
Amarr Imperial Manufactorum Armada Assail
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Posted - 2011.04.16 17:13:00 -
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Originally by: Lithalnas apparently **** is an adjective, adverb, nown, verb and various other types of grammatical tools all at once.
Definitely illustrates the diversity of the word
Originally by: Valkoinen Heteromies
I for one would love to be able to walk on stations and fly spaceships in the body of a little cute catgirl!
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Verone
Gallente Veto Corp
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Posted - 2011.04.16 18:25:00 -
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I do believe good sir is quite vexed.
>>> THE LIFE OF AN OUTLAW <<< |
Feligast
Minmatar GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2011.04.16 18:41:00 -
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Mailer might even be passing into irked.
Them's good tears, sir.
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Potamus Jenkins
The Nintendo Generation Snatch Victory
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Posted - 2011.04.16 18:43:00 -
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Originally by: Bryan Havoc
Originally by: Patient 2428190
Originally by: Siro Higami douche canoe
I wish to inquire about this product and/or service
Is it a water craft made of "douche", or a water craft designed for traveling in the medium known as "douche"?
Best reply.
Also... that mail is epic.
i too would like clarification
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Copine Callmeknau
Kangaroos With Frickin Lazerbeams The KWFL Republic
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Posted - 2011.04.16 19:26:00 -
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I would have paid good money to be on TS with the mailer when he realised his **** was gone
...oh wait
Stunning EVE Online Theme for PS3 |
Siro Higami
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Posted - 2011.04.16 19:32:00 -
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Originally by: Copine Callmeknau I would have paid good money to be on TS with the mailer when he realised his **** was gone
sadly i wasnt on mumble when this went down. It wouldve been SOOOOO epic to hear this guys rage... |
Darveses
printcraft
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Posted - 2011.04.16 20:12:00 -
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122 ****s in those mails, glorious
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Eva Valcari
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Posted - 2011.04.16 21:15:00 -
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'douche canoe'
LOL
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Cephelange du'Krevviq
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Posted - 2011.04.16 21:54:00 -
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Originally by: Pentinor Someone get this man some RR...He's entering emotional structure.
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