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Lady Retardo
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Posted - 2011.04.21 09:31:00 -
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So there i was in deltole system wondering my next move. I was drinking coffee and petting my snake, when i noticed hauler undocking. I scanned it's contents and there was tritanium on board.
I'm very tritanium friendly fellow, so i tought why not take it then. I was flying my vagabond, and it is a good ship. So i started to follow this hauler, and the foolish pilot went into low security space.
When we got to the gates, i started shooting and jamming the poor captain of the space hauler. Suddently he had friends in the space gate and they started to assist, and shooting me. BASTARDS!!!
I knew i had been had, i felt like bending over and taking it.... but no i'm a fighter to the last breath. I noticed that the hauler was getting in structure and i was very happy, i knew that i will most likely kill it.
Suddently, his friend came in a rifter to the rescue and i tought: "The game is rigged, the tables are tilted", i knew my hand was dead and the game was over.
I decided to launch my emergency capsule and make a swift escape, i still had time... but... but.. the rifter had a lock on my pod and boom i went...
Now i'm sitting in the medical facilities in my new and fresh clone, plotting my revenge....
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enterprisePSI
Unimatrix 0.1
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Posted - 2011.04.21 09:38:00 -
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Edited by: enterprisePSI on 21/04/2011 09:38:22 This plan is so perfect, it's ******ed.
wtf ccp, reτarded is a medical condition, not an insult
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Sutskop
PILSGESCHWADER Monkey Circus
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Posted - 2011.04.21 10:18:00 -
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Jams. On a Vaga. Was it armor tanked?
Originally by: Lady ******o
Lady ~o!
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Lady Casseris
Death of Virtue
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Posted - 2011.04.21 11:33:00 -
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What the **** am I reading?
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John Muthatrucking Locke
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Posted - 2011.04.21 12:01:00 -
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Originally by: Lady Casseris What the **** am I reading?
A story about what happens after prolonged periods of not having your pee pee touched by a third party.
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Wedding Peach
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Posted - 2011.04.21 17:48:00 -
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Snakes make poor pets.
Get a guinea pig. They squeak. -------------------------------------------------- I am the Love Angel, Wedding Peach, and I am very displeased by your lack of love! |
Feligast
Minmatar GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2011.04.21 18:27:00 -
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Originally by: John Muthatrucking Locke
Originally by: Lady Casseris What the **** am I reading?
A story about what happens after prolonged periods of not having your pee pee touched by a third party.
IF you need a third party there to touch it, you have more problems than the OP.
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jimmyjam
Gallente Sinner Among Saints Exquisite Malevolence
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Posted - 2011.04.21 20:08:00 -
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Originally by: Lady ******o So there i was in deltole system wondering my next move. I was drinking coffee and petting my snake, when i noticed hauler undocking. I scanned it's contents and there was tritanium on board.
I'm very tritanium friendly fellow, so i tought why not take it then. I was flying my vagabond, and it is a good ship. So i started to follow this hauler, and the foolish pilot went into low security space.
When we got to the gates, i started shooting and jamming the poor captain of the space hauler. Suddently he had friends in the space gate and they started to assist, and shooting me. BASTARDS!!!
I knew i had been had, i felt like bending over and taking it.... but no i'm a fighter to the last breath. I noticed that the hauler was getting in structure and i was very happy, i knew that i will most likely kill it.
Suddently, his friend came in a rifter to the rescue and i tought: "The game is rigged, the tables are tilted", i knew my hand was dead and the game was over.
I decided to launch my emergency capsule and make a swift escape, i still had time... but... but.. the rifter had a lock on my pod and boom i went...
Now i'm sitting in the medical facilities in my new and fresh clone, plotting my revenge....
If not a troll then FAIL if troll then still FAIL.
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Graic Gabtar
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Posted - 2011.04.22 11:19:00 -
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For my sins I read this thread.
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Lady Spank
Amarr Trillionaire High-Rollers Suicidal Bassoon Orkesta
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Posted - 2011.04.22 11:41:00 -
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The OP gives Ladies a bad name.
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Trai Kanossi
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Posted - 2011.04.22 12:20:00 -
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A good story, and well told
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Messy Beaver
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Posted - 2011.04.22 12:20:00 -
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Originally by: Lady ******o So there i was in deltole system wondering my next move. I was drinking coffee and petting my snake, when i noticed hauler undocking. I scanned it's contents and there was tritanium on board.
I'm very tritanium friendly fellow, so i tought why not take it then. I was flying my vagabond, and it is a good ship. So i started to follow this hauler, and the foolish pilot went into low security space.
When we got to the gates, i started shooting and jamming the poor captain of the space hauler. Suddently he had friends in the space gate and they started to assist, and shooting me. BASTARDS!!!
I knew i had been had, i felt like bending over and taking it.... but no i'm a fighter to the last breath. I noticed that the hauler was getting in structure and i was very happy, i knew that i will most likely kill it.
Suddently, his friend came in a rifter to the rescue and i tought: "The game is rigged, the tables are tilted", i knew my hand was dead and the game was over.
I decided to launch my emergency capsule and make a swift escape, i still had time... but... but.. the rifter had a lock on my pod and boom i went...
Now i'm sitting in the medical facilities in my new and fresh clone, plotting my revenge....
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Ingvar Angst
Amarr Omni Industrial Coalition Talocan United
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Posted - 2011.04.22 13:09:00 -
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I'm not really seeing troll in this. Someone basically shared a story of being bored and biting into a trap of some kind. Entertaining read, a bit... much better than the "Goon scammed me" threads or Whitehorse defending bots against the evils of CCP.
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Virtue Maulerant
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Posted - 2011.04.22 13:22:00 -
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Edited by: Virtue Maulerant on 22/04/2011 13:22:36
Originally by: Ingvar Angst I'm not really seeing troll in this. Someone basically shared a story of being bored and biting into a trap of some kind. Entertaining read, a bit... much better than the "Goon scammed me" threads or Whitehorse defending bots against the evils of CCP.
This,it is a lot better than fake scams that various ******s come up with.
@OP,lovely name fits with the portrait!
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Mo0seluffer
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Posted - 2011.04.22 19:54:00 -
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Funny thing is...She/he Ejected before we blew the ship..Always being prepared for the one who may try to eject and run.We seen the pod stopped firing and had a mate board the ship.Though she was heavily damaged it was nothing a couple isk wouldnt fix.
This type of thing cant happen all the time. He wanted to get his but i knew i'd get mine. Everything was fine when we entered the g.a.t.e. We had the captivating warp scrams to stop noobs from warpin away from me.
TL;DR Dont eject and try to run.It just makes you look Re...Forget it.
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Syekuda
Valor Inc. Nulli Secunda
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Posted - 2011.04.22 23:09:00 -
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If I read this right, you lost a vagabond from a rifter ? Also, its in low sec, sure guns aren't much dmg ... still a stupid move if you ask me. Overall, you fail ???
If your at the point of using a vagabond and can't escape from a scrambling rifter... idk what to think seriously. --------------------------------------------------
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