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Obsidian Hawk
RONA Legion
RONA Directorate
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Posted - 2011.05.06 00:16:00 -
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QUAFE Zero!
A booster that gives you 5% speed and 5% scan resolutions for 1 hour.
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Professor Brian Cox
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Posted - 2011.05.06 00:19:00 -
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Nice
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Renarla
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Posted - 2011.05.06 00:22:00 -
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This is a troll right?
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Simeon Tor
Picon Fleet
New Eden Research.
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Posted - 2011.05.06 00:23:00 -
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Edited by: Simeon Tor on 06/05/2011 00:23:46
WTB Quafe Zero @ 6 ISK/unit
 Originally by: Renarla
This is a troll right?
It's a free gift, were you expecting a titan loaded with ISK and morphite?
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Thomas Phillippe
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Posted - 2011.05.06 00:29:00 -
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Oh but the real gift will be all the tears, emo rage i quit, and eve sucks threads that this item will generate 
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Skydell
Caldari
Morrigna Order
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Posted - 2011.05.06 00:56:00 -
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Originally by: Renarla
This is a troll right?
You know you pretty much declared carte blanche on this when you declared the forums troll-fest on Facebook, right CCP? |
FeralShadow
RipStar.
United Front Alliance
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Posted - 2011.05.06 01:09:00 -
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I didn't get any quafe zero. I'm so thirsty!
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"If you want to taste the ground, feel free to attack." - Kenshin Himura
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Wilhelm Riley
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Posted - 2011.05.06 02:03:00 -
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Originally by: FeralShadow
I didn't get any quafe zero. I'm so thirsty!
Did you redeem it? You have to redeem it shows up in your hanger.
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Mr LaForge
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Posted - 2011.05.06 02:11:00 -
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I wanted another ship tbh.
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Handing Death
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Posted - 2011.05.06 02:17:00 -
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Originally by: Mr LaForge
I wanted another ship tbh.
^This
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Radael Gemini
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Posted - 2011.05.06 02:49:00 -
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so...
the real gift is coming tomorrow right?
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Syn Callibri
Minmatar
21st Eridani Lighthorse
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Posted - 2011.05.06 02:50:00 -
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This years gift is...consecutive server crashes! 
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Radael Gemini
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Posted - 2011.05.06 02:51:00 -
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Originally by: Syn Callibri
This years gift is...consecutive server crashes!
both my clients crashed when i redeemed it. i am 99.99% sure the level of fail associated with this item made my computer scream 'NO NO NO NO NO I QUIT'
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Hesperius
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Posted - 2011.05.06 02:52:00 -
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Edited by: Hesperius on 06/05/2011 02:53:03
Uh guys.... its a booster, look at the stats.
I cant wait to use mine on an unsuspecting Vagabond.
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Mibad
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Posted - 2011.05.06 02:57:00 -
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Would have rather had something more creative.
TBH a limited edition shuttle would have been better.
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Zey Nadar
Gallente
Unknown Soldiers
Wildly Inappropriate.
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Posted - 2011.05.06 04:55:00 -
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Edited by: Zey Nadar on 06/05/2011 04:57:59
Hmm shouldnt the info text say "divide your eternity by zero"?
Oh and this is better than 'yet another useless ship'.
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Mooney92
Minmatar
Satanic Soldiers
Adeptus Arbites
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Posted - 2011.05.06 05:23:00 -
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Originally by: Thomas Phillippe
Oh but the real gift will be all the tears, emo rage i quit, and eve sucks threads that this item will generate
Literally This! Take notes kiddies, this guy noes how it be.
"Democracy is 2 wolves and a lamb voting on what's for dinner. Liberty is 1 well armed lamb contesting the vote." - Benjamin Franklin, 1759 |
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Chribba
Otherworld Enterprises
Otherworld Empire
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Posted - 2011.05.06 05:27:00 -
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I prefer the sugar versions...
Secure 3rd party service | my in-game channel 'Holy Veldspar' |
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Forum Troll Trolling
Forum Trolling Corp
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Posted - 2011.05.06 05:27:00 -
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wow... another useless thing...
i wish i was around for the prototype prober ship, that was the only 'freebie' i have seen to date that has a use
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Claudia Humpback
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Posted - 2011.05.06 05:31:00 -
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To all you moaners and whiners.. It's a gift, a symbolic appreciation from CCP.
Thank you CCP.
Congratulations on the 8th birthday. Let us hope for 8 more
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TImora Fosty
Solar Pride
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Posted - 2011.05.06 06:28:00 -
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Originally by: Chribba
I prefer the sugar versions...
I thought you prefer Veld'o'Quaffe
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enterprisePSI
Unimatrix 0.1
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Posted - 2011.05.06 06:29:00 -
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I assume you guys in your birthdays you give presents and in fact you give cars houses etc, etc 
Eve online is 8 years old , free drinks for everyone. Is this so hard to understand?
The Pod Log. ||| I MADE TWEET Y U NO FOLLOW!? |
Cass Tamuri
Nebula Rasa Holdings
Nebula Rasa
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Posted - 2011.05.06 06:47:00 -
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Yawn
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Myyona
Minmatar
Ataraxia Pharmacies
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Posted - 2011.05.06 06:48:00 -
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Not bad. Not bad at all.
Because this means CCP have not forgotten about boosters and the talk about adding to this feature of the game might come true. Finally is a platform being used to build upon.
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Myyona
CEO, Ataraxia Pharmacies
ATAP Humanitarian aid effort |
Katra Novac
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Posted - 2011.05.06 06:54:00 -
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Another useless gift.
Those at CCP are such a tease.
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Iggy Stooge
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Posted - 2011.05.06 07:13:00 -
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It's the thought that counts.
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Hesperius
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Posted - 2011.05.06 07:15:00 -
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Anyone who really does not like it, contract it to me.
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Kerfira
Kerfira Corp
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Posted - 2011.05.06 07:15:00 -
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1 m3 cans?
Getting to be a capsuleer must also include a stomach enlargement procedure...
Originally by: CCP Wrangler
EVE isn't designed to just look like a cold, dark and harsh world, it's designed to be a cold, dark and harsh world.
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Aderata Nonkin
Amarr
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Posted - 2011.05.06 07:23:00 -
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Finally! I've been waiting for the sugar-free version of Quafe for a very long time.
æIf you are not big enough to lose, then you are not big enough to win.Æ |
Scuttle Bunny
Amarr
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Posted - 2011.05.06 07:32:00 -
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quafe zero conains aspartame and ******e, don't use it, it's unsafe for people like yourself, I however am immune to it's toxicity and delicious pleasure... I recommend you shift it my way asap, as my small intestines are the only known method of safe disposal....
And now....The sound.... The sound of Jupiter!! "wahhhaaalllwahhaaalllaawwahhallawahh" |
Br41n
Amarr
Ministry of War
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Posted - 2011.05.06 07:43:00 -
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Sounds suspicious,
reminds me of that chronicle where they used bodies to make a new quafe
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Pinky: Gee, Brain. What are we going to do tonight?
Brain: The same thing we do every night, Pinky. Try to take over the world.
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Lady Spank
Amarr
Trillionaire High-Rollers Suicidal Bassoon Orkesta
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Posted - 2011.05.06 07:57:00 -
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Originally by: Br41n
Sounds suspicious,
reminds me of that chronicle where they used bodies to make a new quafe
Take a good look at a Quafe station and what trade goods they are interested in.
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Molten Black
Lazy Twats Inc
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Posted - 2011.05.06 08:01:00 -
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Happy Birthday CCP.
Thx for a great game and thx for the gift. Here's to 8 more years.
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Jint Hikaru
OffWorld Exploration Inc
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Posted - 2011.05.06 08:15:00 -
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Thanks CCP!
I will raise a glass of Quafe to you when I redeem my 6-pack!
Congrats on 8 years, Skßl!
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Jint Hikaru - Miner / Salvager / Explorer / SpaceBum
"I've got a couple of Strippers on my ship... and they just love to dance!"
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Xtreem
Gallente
Fire Mandrill
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Posted - 2011.05.06 08:24:00 -
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free is free, I would not have worried about it regardless of what it was!
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Serpents smile
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Posted - 2011.05.06 08:35:00 -
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Anyone who doesn't like it, please contract it to Serpents smile.
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Mickey Simon
Genos Occidere
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Posted - 2011.05.06 08:47:00 -
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Infinitely better then the other gifts (although those were cool too!). Great job CCP! :D
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Shawnm339
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Posted - 2011.05.06 08:53:00 -
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Some enterprising fellows are already selling their presents seen contracts for 200 and 750 mill respectively 
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Anddeh McNab
Cadre Assault Force
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Posted - 2011.05.06 09:54:00 -
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4971.2 scan res on my Stiletto, thank you CCP :D
There are two sides to the EVE community; those that scream for change and those that scream against it. Often they are the same person. |
Hieronimus Rex
Minmatar
Infinitus Sapientia
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Posted - 2011.05.06 10:08:00 -
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Originally by: Scuttle Bunny
quafe zero conains aspartame and ******e, don't use it, it's unsafe for people like yourself, I however am immune to it's toxicity and delicious pleasure... I recommend you shift it my way asap, as my small intestines are the only known method of safe disposal....
The inventor of Quafe won't drink it
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Anya Ohaya
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Posted - 2011.05.06 10:13:00 -
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People are laying down some actual cash for this stuff.
Maybe they want the scan res bonus to probe "unprobable" ships.
Also:
"Warning: Quafe Zero is designed for capsuleer use only. Side effects experienced by non-capsuleers include but are not limited to dizziness, blindness, nausea, internal hemorrhaging, IBS, sleepwalking, amnesia, sexual deviancy, vision changes, acute epidermal sloughing, partial or total loss of motor control, and minor skin rash. "
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UKM Thorgrim
Caldari
Deep Core Mining Inc.
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Posted - 2011.05.06 10:29:00 -
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Happy birthday Eve.. thanks for such a S##t birthday present...
Honour & Steel. |
Gillaboo
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Posted - 2011.05.06 10:30:00 -
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...is a part of a Gallente conspiracy to poison the minds of faithful Amarr everywhere.
Some years ago I petitioned for Paintball Launchers with Faction Paint Ammo, that would "splat" the target's hull... but did they listen? Noooooooooooooo...
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Destamon
Azure Freelancers
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Posted - 2011.05.06 11:23:00 -
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Originally by: Mr LaForge
I wanted another ship tbh.
Something to station-spin in would've been nice, sure.
Originally by: Forum Troll Trolling
i wish i was around for the prototype prober ship, that was the only 'freebie' i have seen to date that has a use
Good thing you can get it for cheap on the open market now, huh?
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Ai Mei
Starfish Operating Syndicate
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Posted - 2011.05.06 16:11:00 -
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It says made in the phoenix constellation.
Isnt that in serpentis space?
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Danika Princip
Minmatar
Tactical Narcotics Team
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Posted - 2011.05.06 16:40:00 -
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Originally by: UKM Thorgrim
Happy birthday Eve.. thanks for such a S##t birthday present...
Contract it to me if you don't want it.
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Mini McFly
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Posted - 2011.05.06 16:46:00 -
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T-shirt would have been better.
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Destamon
Azure Freelancers
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Posted - 2011.05.06 17:43:00 -
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Originally by: Mini McFly
T-shirt would have been better.
Consider the printing and shipping costs. The only costs of in-game items are paying an employee (who is on salary anyway) for brainstorming and implementation. The total cost of Quafe Zero was not quite zero, but highly likely less than fifty bucks.
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Katra Novac
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Posted - 2011.05.06 17:53:00 -
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Originally by: Destamon
Originally by: Mini McFly
T-shirt would have been better.
Consider the printing and shipping costs. The only costs of in-game items are paying an employee (who is on salary anyway) for brainstorming and implementation. The total cost of Quafe Zero was not quite zero, but highly likely less than fifty bucks.
Hardly think Quafe Zero took much brainstorming.
I'd swear CCP could give some of you a poke in the eye and you would think it's great.
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daisy dook
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Posted - 2011.05.06 17:56:00 -
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Originally by: Mini McFly
T-shirt would have been better.
I'll be looking for the skinny cut down T when WiS is released.
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Jint Hikaru
OffWorld Exploration Inc
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Posted - 2011.05.08 16:13:00 -
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Originally by: Katra Novac
I'd swear CCP could give some of you a poke in the eye and you would think it's great.
....and they could give us a faction Battleship and still people would whine that it wasn't enough!
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Jint Hikaru - Miner / Salvager / Explorer / SpaceBum
"I've got a couple of Strippers on my ship... and they just love to dance!"
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