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Awesome Possum
Original Sin. PURPLE HELMETED WARRIORS
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Posted - 2011.05.19 20:25:00 -
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can I have all your stuff?
love, possum
p.s. feel free to bequeath me your RL possessions as well, enjoy the rapture. ♥
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Culmen
Caldari Vigrior The Dominion Empire
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Posted - 2011.05.19 21:08:00 -
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Dear Awesome Possum. The very small sub set of Christians who believe the rapture is this Saturday are likely to be incapable of using the internet. Thus they will be unaware of your request. As for the rest of Christians, any who regularly browse the forums realize that this is the Fourth thread regarding the subject, and the second requesting for material items.
Please refrain from making duplicate post, Culmen and further more why do i even need a sig? |
Freyus Bargem
Caldari APEX ARDENT COALITION C0NVICTED
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Posted - 2011.05.19 23:00:00 -
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Originally by: Culmen Dear Awesome Possum. The very small sub set of Christians who believe the rapture is this Saturday are likely to be incapable of using the internet. Thus they will be unaware of your request. As for the rest of Christians, any who regularly browse the forums realize that this is the Fourth thread regarding the subject, and the second requesting for material items.
Please refrain from making duplicate post, Culmen
Who the **** are you? a dev?
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Blacksquirrel
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Posted - 2011.05.20 00:39:00 -
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Oh ****! The rapture is this weekend? God damn it why didnt anyone tell me? This is gonna mess with my plans. I dont even have my rapture bag packed...
You know you think the almighty would give us like a preparatory notice or something.
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R'adeh
Gallente Storm Solutions
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Posted - 2011.05.20 00:58:00 -
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The Rapture...coming to a cinema near you soon(TM). _______________________________________________
<Random sig with a hot chick> |
Caldari Citizen20090217
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Posted - 2011.05.20 01:09:00 -
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Raptures? the dinosaurs out of Jurassic Park?
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Surfin's PlunderBunny
Minmatar The Python Cartel. The Defenders of Pen Island
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Posted - 2011.05.20 01:21:00 -
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Originally by: Caldari Citizen20090217 Raptures? the dinosaurs out of Jurassic Park?
Yeah, they're going to be part of the velocirapture
Originally by: Jada Maroo Many legitimate news stories over the past few years would not have been brought to the forefront if not for Fox News.
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Roosterton
The 57th Overlanders
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Posted - 2011.05.20 03:10:00 -
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Apocrypha: Apocalypse Dominion: Dominix Tyrannis: Taranis Incursion: Incursus Rapture: Rupture
This must be a sign! -------- Enemy corps raided into disbandment: Three.
Originally by: Tarminic
OH MY GOD WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?! |
Atra Hasis
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Posted - 2011.05.20 03:24:00 -
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I would really like to just visit their church on Sunday the 22nd. Being a fly on the wall then would be really great.
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Nebilau
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Posted - 2011.05.20 10:40:00 -
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Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree.
Yeah, christianity makes sense.
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DeBingJos
Minmatar Jukebox Warriors
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Posted - 2011.05.20 10:50:00 -
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Originally by: Nebilau Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree.
Yeah, christianity makes sense.
I'm going to put this in my bio, brilliant. |
Gothikia
Regeneration
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Posted - 2011.05.20 11:35:00 -
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Originally by: Nebilau Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree.
Yeah, christianity makes sense.
Bill Maher couldn't have said it better himself __ Gothie <3 |
RiskyFrisky
Caldari Provisions
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Posted - 2011.05.20 12:12:00 -
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Edited by: RiskyFrisky on 20/05/2011 12:13:13 Seeing you're making no since, as is a particular group of Christians.
Dear Evangelicals* can I have your stuff?
(See what I did there?)
*Non denominational Christian*
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northwesten
Amarr Trinity Corporate Services
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Posted - 2011.05.20 13:09:00 -
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*yawn* ------------------------------------
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Slade Trillgon
Endless Possibilities Inc.
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Posted - 2011.05.20 13:16:00 -
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Originally by: Nebilau Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree.
Yeah, christianity makes sense.
As far as I know it is only Catholics that believe in the transubstantion of the bread and whine. Just saying.
Slade
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Iggy Stooge
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Posted - 2011.05.20 13:35:00 -
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Originally by: Slade Trillgon
Originally by: Nebilau Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree.
Yeah, christianity makes sense.
As far as I know it is only Catholics that believe in the transubstantion of the bread and whine. Just saying.
Slade
Either you don't know what 'symbolically' means, or you don.t know what transubstantiation is.
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Slade Trillgon
Endless Possibilities Inc.
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Posted - 2011.05.20 13:40:00 -
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Edited by: Slade Trillgon on 20/05/2011 13:43:06
Originally by: Iggy Stooge
Originally by: Slade Trillgon
Originally by: Nebilau Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree.
Yeah, christianity makes sense.
As far as I know it is only Catholics that believe in the transubstantion of the bread and whine. Just saying.
Slade
Either you don't know what 'symbolically' means, or you don.t know what transubstantiation is.
Or I scanned and missed the symbollically. Not that that makes me look less the stooge
EDIT: And I miss spelled transubstantiation as well Got to love quick posting when one is busy
Slade
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Herzog Wolfhammer
Gallente Sigma Special Tactics Group
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Posted - 2011.05.20 19:27:00 -
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This idiotic rapture crap cometh roughly around 150 years ago. It was never in the orthodoxy even going back to Paul and Matthew.
Rapture theology rose alongside "yankee christianism" and it's a cop-out at the core. Most of the police state in the US gets it's support from people like this who, thinking they are the selected few, get a easy trip off the planet they helped ruin. Certainly the country has been run as if by people who are merely renting a car. They are also so obsessed with sinning that they.... yes you guessed it... sin. During military service whenever the unit was sent somewhere where women could be found, the guys doing the most screwing around were married guys from the so-called "bible belt".
So they think that by being "good christians" they get raptured away to miss the tribulations they helped herald. The worst part is how they did it with pageantry - polishing the bloated all power options pickup truck on Saturday so it looks good for the mass at the local mega-church on Sunday, all dressed up in their "Sunday best". Bunch of misinformed phonies. These are also the people who put a lot of support behind the military incursions in the middle east because they expect that this is what is defined in Revelations and therefore must happen. They support Hagee, Cheney, etc.
My own experience with lightning and bullets indicates that NOBODY gets out off this planet easy.
In a way I can say that I hope there is such a thing as rapture so we can get rid of these fake christians and their false prophets. Plenty of real christians here who don't believe this stuff and are tired of getting their reputations varnished by the actions of some tards.
I don't even want their stuff.
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