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Admiral Goberius
Amarr Rens 911 GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2011.05.25 20:17:00 -
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(please listen to this theme while reading the following post)
Gentlemen of the Board,
My name is Captain James Goberius Kirk and I was born with a dream. The dream to explore the deepest ends of internet space. Challenge the ultimate frontier. Jove Space.
My colleagues and I were very excited last year. We devised a plan to reach the Jove lands by participating to the alliance tournament. On 19 june 2010, 16:00 GMT a Sleipnir class Combat Recon ship sneaked through a gate to begin its majestic exploration of space never seen before. Cries of joy and "hi-fives" erupted on voice communications as the little ship made its way towards the edge of the universe.
Then something horrible happened. Something bred of pure evil and envy.
[15:35:48] CCP Claw > Goberius is banned from the tournament
The daring mission was killed in its tracks by somebody looking exactly like the Baron of Harkonen in RL. Now the evil baron is gone and a wise yet only slightly less fat man has taken his place. CCP Sreegs.
This is an open heart plead to you Sreegs. To let me follow my dreams. To let me fly into the untamed Jove spaces and bring the Good News of posting to the heathens living in those lands. Remember I was there for you Sreegs, I believed in you when you were at your lowest low:
http://www.eveonline.com/ingameboard.asp?a=topic&threadID=1335427&page=1#1
Now I ask you to do the same for me and allow me to soar free.
Final note. I know you may have some misunderstandings with the space alliance known as Legion Pandemic. The elephant in the room cannot be ignored.
Well I say sir LOOK AT MY ALLY TAG. It is a tag that you used to hold dear. It is the tag of OHGOD. Now let me state that I am the owner of a SA account. Some may call me a j4g but I say my :tenbux: are as good as the next guy`s. So the point is that the whole expedition is a legitimate goon enterprise to boldly post where no bee has posted before. Consider that.
My fate rests in your hands - allow me to fulfill my highest ambitions and find my lost father; or smother my hope forever~
Kindest Regards, - Gob
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IceGuerilla
Amarr Poseidon's Wingmen Perihelion Alliance
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Posted - 2011.05.25 20:58:00 -
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Originally by: Admiral Goberius My name is Captain James Goberius Kirk
Obviously not - it clearly says that you're an admiral. |
Obviously Confidential
Amarr Hedion University
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Posted - 2011.05.25 21:20:00 -
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THE DREAM
Oh wait...
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Captain Thunk
Rens 911
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Posted - 2011.05.25 21:49:00 -
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Admiral Gobs is a pea****, you've gotta let him fly!
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Elise Randolph
Habitual Euthanasia Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2011.05.25 22:00:00 -
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The dream must live.
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Mercurial Blood
Genos Occidere HYDRA RELOADED
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Posted - 2011.05.25 23:48:00 -
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Originally by: IceGuerilla
Originally by: Admiral Goberius My name is Captain James Goberius Kirk
Obviously not - it clearly says that you're an admiral.
Well not until Star Trek: The Motion Picture at least.
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Angel HUN
Spricer WE FORM VOLTRON
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Posted - 2011.05.25 23:57:00 -
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I remember this from last year.
I wish you godspeed.
Originally by: CCP Oveur
We. Will. Never. Leave. EVE.
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Jimmy Duce
Navy of Xoc Wildly Inappropriate.
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Posted - 2011.05.26 12:09:00 -
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I had a dream once, it was to meet PL in the finals... turns out I get a practice run in the prequals with the PL-B team.
Also next time please atleast cloak your probers and put passive targeting while scanning our ships on Sisi.
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MissBolyai
Sniggerdly Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2011.05.26 14:30:00 -
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Gobby, I'd get behind you if you promise me one thing: don't go chasing waterfalls.
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Rex Mundus
Sniggerdly
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Posted - 2011.05.26 14:33:00 -
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You may want to take this issue directly to the CCP CEO Gobs, cus you don't want no scrubs
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Drew Peacock
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Posted - 2011.05.26 14:36:00 -
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Gobby, I think the best thing to do would be to just petition the GMs quietly. You've gotta creep
creep
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Mr Rive
Rens 911 GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2011.05.26 14:42:00 -
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Together shreegs, we could remove him from eve online completely
think on that one!
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Admiral Goberius
Amarr Rens 911 GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2011.05.26 18:56:00 -
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Originally by: Mr Rive Together shreegs, we could remove him from eve online completely
think on that one!
fock off rivers, I hope the arena is full of architectural barriers this year
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Mr Rive
Rens 911 GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2011.05.26 19:42:00 -
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Originally by: Admiral Goberius
Originally by: Mr Rive Together shreegs, we could remove him from eve online completely
think on that one!
fock off rivers, I hope the arena is full of architectural barriers this year
You better hope no one puts a barrier in the way of you posting on our forums
Young man
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