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NightCrawler 85
Phoibe Enterprises Peregrine Nation
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Posted - 2011.06.16 11:08:00 -
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Recruiting is one of the worst jobs in EVE,but things like this makes it worth it.
--------------------------------------------------------------- Channel ID: Channel Name: Private Chat (New Pilot) Listener: Corp Officer Session started: 2006.10.17 05:59:00 ---------------------------------------------------------------
Corp Officer > hello:) New Pilot > YO GIVE ME SOME ADENA Corp Officer > and how can i do that? New Pilot > GIVE ME SOME MONEY I MEAN Corp Officer > and what would i get? New Pilot > YO YOU THERE? HOOK ME UP, ILL JOIN YOUR **** Corp Officer > hmmso you want to join a corp you think is ****? New Pilot > IF YOU PAY ME, YA Corp Officer > ok..so why should i want to pay a 1 day old player with no skills to join us when i can easely get a well skilled player to join for free? New Pilot > WTF, DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH SKILL I HAVE. IM LIKE THE JESUS OF PVP New Pilot > GO ASK ABOUT MONROE ON L2BLAH.COM THE JESUS OF PVP New Pilot > THEY WILL TELL YOU Corp Officer > monroe? New Pilot > YA *****, SOME JEW TOOK MONROE HERE, SO I CANT GET THE NAME HERE Corp Officer > ahh so there is another player who have taken the name YOU wanted,and now you claim that you have a lot of sp just because you wanted his name? New Pilot > WHAT? Corp Officer > im sorry but you might want to explain how a 1 day old character can have lots of skill points just because some guy is named monroe New Pilot > ARE YOU ******ED? Corp Officer > mayby..are you? New Pilot > WHAT THE **** ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? Corp Officer > i would like to know the same thing New Pilot > YOU WOULD LIKE TO KNOW WHAT YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT? New Pilot > YOUR A ****EN MORON New Pilot > TAKE ME TO YOUR LEADER NOW Corp Officer > i would like more to know what YOU are talking about:) New Pilot > IM TALKING ABOUT OWNING Corp Officer > about owning New Pilot > **** YA SON Corp Officer > ok Corp Officer > so is there any point in this conversation? New Pilot > ANYWAY *****, GIVE ME SOME LOOT, I NEED TO GET A NEW BOW OR SOMETHING Corp Officer > what would use a bow for? Corp Officer > you could have an accident and shoot your self in your foot with an arrow or something New Pilot > TO KILL SOME ****, ARE YOU STUPID New Pilot > MAYBE FIND YOUR CLAN AND **** THEM UP New Pilot > FOR BEING RETARTED Corp Officer > yea but how can you kill something when you are jumping around at one foot swearing because of the pain? New Pilot > ARE YOU ****EN ROLEPLAYING? YOU STUPID ******, IM NOT TAKING MY SHIRT OFF New Pilot > JUST GIVE ME SOME LOOT AND ILL LEAVE YOU ALONE Corp Officer > why= i enjoy your company:) New Pilot > YOUR PROLLY JUST SOME BROKE ASS JEW, ****EN LOSER Corp Officer > im a miner..what do you expect? New Pilot > I DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS New Pilot > ANYWAY, IF YOU SUCK WHY YOU WANT PEOPLE TO JOIN? New Pilot > NOONE WANTS SOMEONE WHO SUCKS AS A LEADER Corp Officer > you are teh one who said we were ****...not me:) New Pilot > O YA, IF YOU GIVE ME MONEY, ILL BRING 2 GIRL PLAYERS TO YOUR VENT Corp Officer > ROFL New Pilot > YOU KNOW THIS WILL UP THE RECRUITMENT AND MORALLE OF THE CLAN New Pilot > YOU KNOW.... New Pilot > MAKE THE NERDS FEEL LESS LIKE LOSERS Corp Officer > yea it seems like you need it New Pilot > YOU KNOW YOUR VENT IS A ****EN SAUSAGE FEST New Pilot > JUST SAY IT... New Pilot > YOUR A BROKE ASS WHO IS TRYING TO CON PEOPLE INTO JOINING A SUCKY CLAN Corp Officer > we dont have a vent sever so sure.. New Pilot > LOLOLOL New Pilot > HOW DO OYU PVP Corp Officer > and you try to join us anyay? Corp Officer > and you try to join us anyay? New Pilot > ILL ONLY JOIN IF OYU PAY ME Corp CEO > HEY New Pilot > New Pilot > SUP SON Corp CEO > NAHMUCH New Pilot > SO WTF YOU WANT Corp CEO > I JUST WANNA SIT HERE AND LAUGH AT YOU New Pilot > ARE YOU THE LEADER Corp CEO > YEP THATS ME
1/3 Phoibe Enterprises
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NightCrawler 85
Phoibe Enterprises Peregrine Nation
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Posted - 2011.06.16 11:10:00 -
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New Pilot > LISTEN... FROM WHAT I GATHERED YOUR CLAN SUCKS New Pilot > I CAN MAKE IT BETTER. FOR A PRICE Corp CEO > AND WHERE DID YOU GATHER THAT? New Pilot > FROM CORP OFFICER HERE New Pilot > JUST WHAT HE HAD TO SAY ABOUT IT Corp CEO > OH RLY? New Pilot > RLY Corp CEO > SO HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN PLAYING EVE? New Pilot > LIKE 2 HOURS Corp CEO > WOW THATS A LONG TIME MAN Corp CEO > WHO THE **** WOULDN'T WANT YOU IN THERE CORP? New Pilot > DUDE... ILL BE LVL 75 IN A WEEK, IMA START BOTTING ONCE I FIGURE OUT WHERE TO GET THE BOT AT Corp CEO > EVE DOESN'T HAVE LEVELS New Pilot > WTF Corp CEO > YOU'RE PLAYING THE WRONG GAME DUDE New Pilot > I GOT BANNED FROM PRETTY MUCH EVERYTHING ELSE New Pilot > THIS IS ALL THATS LEFT Corp CEO > THATS SUCKS MAN Corp CEO > WHY'D YOU GET BANNED? New Pilot > I DONT GIVE A ****, SON New Pilot > IM A RYDER, KNOW WHAT IM SAYING Corp CEO > NO PLEASE EXPLAIN New Pilot > DUDE MAN... YOUI NEED TO LEARD ABOUT ME AND PVP New Pilot > LIKE HOW MANY PEOPLE YOU KIL A DAY New Pilot > I ALREADY KILLED LIKE 7 AND I JUST STARTED Corp CEO > SEND ME THE KILL MAILS AND WE'LL TALK New Pilot > WTF IS THAT Corp CEO > YOU SEE THAT LITTLE BLINKING ENVELOPE ON THE LEFT SIDE? New Pilot > P YA Corp CEO > IF YOU KILLED SOMEONE THERE WILL BE A MAIL LISTING THE VICITM New Pilot > YA Corp CEO > COPY AND PASTE IT INTO THIS WINDOW New Pilot > WHAT FOR Corp CEO > CUZ OTHERWISE I THINK YOU'RE FULL OF **** New Pilot > DUDE ILL **** YOU UP New Pilot > WHERE YOU AT Corp CEO > YOU CAN'T **** ME UP ****** Corp CEO > GO BACK TO LINEAGE OR WHATEVER THE **** YOU PLAY New Pilot > HAHA GO RAGE SOME MORE New Pilot > ****EN RAGED Corp CEO > anyways if you need money you should be able to just kill people for it New Pilot > YA ILL KILL YOUR CLAN New Pilot > WHATS THE NAME OF IT AGAIN Corp CEO > how are you gonna do that? New Pilot > ILL JUST EBAY SOME JUGGERNAT OR SOME **** Corp CEO > hahaha Corp CEO > cool Corp CEO > I would like to see A JUGGERNAT New Pilot > DONT EVER UNDERESTIMATE MY ABILITY TO EBAY Corp CEO > LOL New Pilot > SO UNLESS YOU WANT ME TO ROLL YOUR **** YOU BETTER PAYUP Corp CEO > there you go New Pilot > I DIDNT GET ANYTHING New Pilot > HOW DO I SEE IF YOU SENT ME MONEY Corp CEO > CLICK ON THAT BIG BUTTON ON THE LEFT THAT LOOKS LIKE MONEY New Pilot > K New Pilot > WTF SON, YOU GAVE ME 10CENTS New Pilot > GIVE ME LIKE 4M Corp CEO > YEAH THATS WHAT I GIVE TO BUMS DUDE Corp Officer > is our pathetic lifes really worth 4 mill? Corp Officer > im flattered New Pilot > **** YOU, YOULL THINK DIFFERENT WHEN I ROLL UP ON YOU WITH SOME MAXED OUT **** New Pilot > IM ALREADY BIDDING 2K New Pilot > BETTER GET READY TO GET PWNED Corp CEO > thats ****in awesome man... best of luck with that New Pilot > I WILL FIND YOU AND **** YOU UP Corp CEO > do you wanna go right now? New Pilot > I ALREADY WROTE YOUR NAME DOWN New Pilot > NO AUCTION OVER IN 3 DAYS New Pilot > ILL ROLL YOU THEN Corp CEO > okay see you in three days? Corp CEO > where are we meeting? New Pilot > YOUR MOMS HOUSE New Pilot > I FIGURE I **** HERE BEFORE THE FIGHT Corp CEO > hahahaha! New Pilot > AND AFTER FIGHT TOO Corp CEO > you go ahead and **** "HERE" all you want New Pilot > WHAT New Pilot > ILL **** HERE HERE IF SHE MOVES HER ASS TO MY PLACE New Pilot > I JUST DONT GIVE A **** New Pilot > IM A RYDER Corp CEO > rofl New Pilot > YA SHE BE LAUGHING TOO, New Pilot > THATS WHEN I SLAP HER WITH MY **** IN HER MOUTH Corp CEO > mom jokes are funny Corp CEO > you're funny New Pilot > YA, YOU BE REAL LAUGHING WHEN I ONE SHOT YOUR **** Corp CEO > I'm not into that man Corp CEO > thats for ***s Corp CEO > are you a ***? New Pilot > IM TALKING ABOUT PVP New Pilot > LVL 78 SOULTAKER, FULLY BUFFED Corp CEO > no i think you were talking about being gay New Pilot > WHAT YOU KNOW ABOUT DAT
2/3 Phoibe Enterprises
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Graic Valente
Gallente Valente Galactic Enterprises
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Posted - 2011.06.16 11:11:00 -
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C&P -> Dattaway.
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NightCrawler 85
Phoibe Enterprises Peregrine Nation
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Posted - 2011.06.16 11:12:00 -
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Corp CEO > its okay man New Pilot > ILL ****EN GO RED ON YOU Corp CEO > anyways New Pilot > it was nice talking to you New Pilot > **** YOU Corp CEO > I will see you in three days Corp CEO > at my mom's house or whatever New Pilot > YA YOU BETTER BE THERE New Pilot > ****EN JEW
3/3 Phoibe Enterprises
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Copine Callmeknau
Kangaroos With Frickin Lazerbeams The KWFL Republic
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Posted - 2011.06.16 12:28:00 -
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Originally by: NightCrawler 85
New Pilot > WHAT THE **** ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? Corp Officer > i would like to know the same thing New Pilot > YOU WOULD LIKE TO KNOW WHAT YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT? New Pilot > YOUR A ****EN MORON New Pilot > TAKE ME TO YOUR LEADER NOW
The whole thing is great, but this bit is ****in gold ...oh wait
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Fury Poljus
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Posted - 2011.06.16 12:39:00 -
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This needs to be stickyed.
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Sir Oliver Midwestshire
Amarr
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Posted - 2011.06.16 12:43:00 -
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This is amazing, I may have to consider joining your corp just because of this.
...Oh and I'm the guy who founded the city between Eastshire and Westshire. Nobody visits it though. |
Alara IonStorm
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Posted - 2011.06.16 12:48:00 -
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Second I see they are typing in all Caps they would be blocked.
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Arrs Grazznic
Poena Executive Solutions
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Posted - 2011.06.16 13:08:00 -
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Edited by: Arrs Grazznic on 16/06/2011 13:08:24 So... when did they join your corp?
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Chribba
Otherworld Enterprises Otherworld Empire
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Posted - 2011.06.16 13:34:00 -
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Couldn't help but to laugh when I read this, it's hilarious. CAPS LOCK FOR CRUISE CONTROL!
also... SHOE ON HEAD!
/c
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Miss Rabblt
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Posted - 2011.06.16 13:48:00 -
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thanks a lot.... =)
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NightCrawler 85
Phoibe Enterprises Peregrine Nation
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Posted - 2011.06.17 02:50:00 -
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The person in question never joined our corp (obviusly). The next couple of days i kept an eye out for him in the recruitment channel but no one had seen or heard anything from him :( The character that contacted me was deleted shortly after if i remember correctly.
Im happy someone enjoyed it Phoibe Enterprises
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HeIIfire11
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Posted - 2011.06.17 03:36:00 -
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LMAO
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Constantinus Maximus
Paxian Expeditionary Force
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Posted - 2011.06.17 04:27:00 -
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Edited by: Constantinus Maximus on 17/06/2011 04:28:45 Seems the noob is right and the "vet" is the guy who doesn't "get it".
If he's an active PvP'er and can get a few girls on your voice server then he's dead right. Might be a WoWtard but doesn't mean he doesn't understand more about how people are played then this "miner CEO".
I'd go as far as guessing this guy could shutdown your whole corp with 250k SP and a Rifter.
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Cutter Isaacson
Minmatar Fearsome Engine
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Posted - 2011.06.17 04:49:00 -
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Originally by: Constantinus Maximus Edited by: Constantinus Maximus on 17/06/2011 04:28:45 Seems the noob is right and the "vet" is the guy who doesn't "get it".
If he's an active PvP'er and can get a few girls on your voice server then he's dead right. Might be a WoWtard but doesn't mean he doesn't understand more about how people are played then this "miner CEO".
I'd go as far as guessing this guy could shutdown your whole corp with 250k SP and a Rifter.
And I'm guessing 3 coloured crayons and a Dr Seuss book could shut down your entire brain. Numpty.
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Mina Sulva'r
Amarr
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Posted - 2011.06.17 05:21:00 -
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Originally by: Constantinus Maximus Edited by: Constantinus Maximus on 17/06/2011 04:28:45 Seems the noob is right and the "vet" is the guy who doesn't "get it".
If he's an active PvP'er and can get a few girls on your voice server then he's dead right. Might be a WoWtard but doesn't mean he doesn't understand more about how people are played then this "miner CEO".
I'd go as far as guessing this guy could shutdown your whole corp with 250k SP and a Rifter.
Confirming, Constantinus Maximus is the New Pilot in this story. And still pwning chats.
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Sader Rykane
Amarr Midnight Sentinels Midnight Space Syndicate
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Posted - 2011.06.17 05:50:00 -
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Adena - Lineage 2 player.
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Xercodo
Amarr Daj'Juntar
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Posted - 2011.06.17 05:58:00 -
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you shoulda totally accepted him in the corp and then popped him 20 times in a row since concord wont care
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Cyriel Longinus
Caldari XERCORE
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Posted - 2011.06.17 07:08:00 -
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OMG! Will someone tell me WTF! is a Ryder and if I should be scared!
LMAO!!!!
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Demure Guise
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Posted - 2011.06.17 08:01:00 -
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Originally by: Alara IonStorm Second I see they are typing in all Caps they would be blocked.
Same as me. I see capslock on and they're gone forever, no matter what game I play.
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Acac Sunflyier
Gallente
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Posted - 2011.06.17 08:09:00 -
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Corp Officer > is our pathetic lifes really worth 4 mill?
It's supposed to say "Are our pathetic lives really worth 4 mill?"
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Scott Ryder
Amarr Ministry of War
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Posted - 2011.06.17 08:19:00 -
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Originally by: Cyriel Longinus OMG! Will someone tell me WTF! is a Ryder and if I should be scared!
LMAO!!!!
A Ryder always pays their debts
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Florestan Bronstein
draketrain Test Alliance Please Ignore
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Posted - 2011.06.17 08:19:00 -
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Edited by: Florestan Bronstein on 17/06/2011 08:20:55
Originally by: NightCrawler 85
New Pilot > WTF, DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH SKILL I HAVE. IM LIKE THE JESUS OF PVP [...] Corp Officer > im sorry but you might want to explain how a 1 day old character can have lots of skill points just because some guy is named monroe
because skill == SP
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NightCrawler 85
Phoibe Enterprises Peregrine Nation
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Posted - 2011.06.17 08:36:00 -
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Originally by: Acac Sunflyier Corp Officer > is our pathetic lifes really worth 4 mill?
It's supposed to say "Are our pathetic lives really worth 4 mill?"
Since my language difficulties apparently bothers you i wanted to say im sorry. I know i really dont have the right to post,or talk to someone that is a native english speaker. I will do my best to ask someone who is a native english speaker to spell check and then correct my grammar before i post in the future. When that service is not avaiable i will use google transelate and hope that the norwegian grammar wont throw it off.
So im sorry again Acac Sunflyier. I do hope that some wonderful day,i will be able to speak fluently just like you Phoibe Enterprises
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Kunming
T.H.U.G L.I.F.E ROMANIAN-LEGION
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Posted - 2011.06.17 10:47:00 -
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Ryder /ˈraɪdər/ - noun A gold coin of Zealand [Netherlands] equal to 14 florins, about $ 5
So.. hes a 5 dolla hooka
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WhatsforDiner
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Posted - 2011.06.17 11:43:00 -
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Edited by: WhatsforDiner on 17/06/2011 11:50:01 Edited by: WhatsforDiner on 17/06/2011 11:43:48 Edited by: WhatsforDiner on 17/06/2011 11:43:24 Am i the only one that is being offended by all the racist comments in this post? (JEW JEW JEW)
I can understand that this is a funny conversation but it is against the EULA if i am not mistaken...
Sorry if i am raining on your parade but i cant stand N.a.z.i remarks...
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